One: Xiao Ming and his girlfriend went to the river for a walk, his girlfriend fell into the water and he went down to rescue, fished for a long time and didn't find anything and cried home, after two years he revisited his hometown, saw two old men chatting by the river, one said "the water is clear, there is no fish, there is no aquatic grass in this river, so there is no fish." When Xiao Ming heard this, he lost control of his spirit on the spot and committed suicide by diving, why?

Two: Mother and daughter, mother died, two sisters attended the funeral, sister saw a man at the funeral, I liked it very much, after a month, my sister murdered my sister, why?

Three: Xiao Ming lives in a hut on the top of the mountain, heard someone knock on the door in the middle of the night, opened the door to see no one, went back to sleep, after a while someone knocked on the door, and opened the door again or no one, back and forth several times finally no movement, the next morning, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain, after some investigation, the police went up the mountain and took Xiao Ming, why?

Four: There was a man in the desert, head down, with a few luggage scattered around him, and he was holding on to half a match, reasoning about how this person died?

Five: There are two gnomes in the circus, the blind gnome is shorter than the other, the circus only needs one gnome, and the shorter the gnome in the circus, the better. The two gnomes decide to be shorter than whoever, and the tallest one will commit suicide. However, the day before the appointment to be taller, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, had committed suicide at home. In his home, only furniture made of wood and sawdust were found all over the floor. Why did he commit suicide?

Six: When a person eats at a friend's house, ask the friend what kind of meat is eaten for this meal? When his friend said it was penguin meat, he cried and committed suicide. Why?

Seven: A person took a train to a neighboring town to see a doctor, and after seeing it, he was all cured. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and the man committed suicide by jumping out of the car. Why?

Eight: There lived an old man in one bungalow and a young couple in the other, and there was a lawn between the doors of the two bungalows, and there were no other people within a radius of one kilometer. One night, when the old man was sleeping, he heard four sounds from outside: the sound of two people arguing, the sound of axes chopping things, the sound of cows grazing, and the sound of the door. The old man ignored it and went to sleep on his own. The next morning, the old man opened the door and found the lady on the other side tragically dead at the door of the house. please

Q: What happened?

One: When Xiao Ming was saving his girlfriend, he was entangled in his feet by aquatic plants, he thought it was aquatic plants, but in fact it was his girlfriend's hair, and when he heard the old man say that there were no aquatic plants in the water, he understood the truth of the matter, so he committed suicide by jumping into the river in a mental disorder.

Two: My sister thought that as long as she attended the funeral, she could meet that handsome guy, and in order to see that handsome guy again, she went home and killed her sister and held another funeral.

Three: Xiao Ming lives on the top of the mountain, the person who knocked on the door finally climbed to the top of the mountain, as soon as he knocked on the door, Xiao Ming knocked him back to the bottom of the mountain as soon as he opened the door, he climbed to the top of the mountain again, knocked on the door, Xiao Ming opened the door and hit the bottom of the mountain, and after repeating it several times, the person who knocked on the door finally couldn't hold on and was tired to death.

Four: Crossing the desert in a hot air balloon Result in overloading Passengers decide to catch lots Who catches half of the match in the matchbox Who will be thrown off the hot air balloon

Five: The tall dwarf saws the short dwarf with short legs Make the short dwarf think he has grown taller

Six: This man was shipwrecked with a friend and drifted to an island with nothing to eat. My friend went out to look for something and brought it back

Grilled penguin meat, and wounded. My friend refused to eat penguin meat and starved to death. Now he eats real penguin meat, hair

Now the taste is different, only to know that my friend cut off his own meat and roasted it for him to eat

Seven: Because he is optimistic about the disease of the eye. After passing through the tunnel, it was too dark. I thought my eyes were out of sight again. Can't stand the blow

, committed suicide.

Eight: The young couple quarreled (the sound of the quarrel), and the man cut off the woman's hands and feet with an axe (the sound of the axe chopping things) and cut off his tongue, but the woman was not dead for the time being, and struggled to go to the house on the other side to call for help, but because she had no hands and feet, she could not call for help, so she bit the grass on the ground with her teeth to move forward (so there was the sound of cows eating grass), and finally reached the door of the house, but she could not call the door, she could not knock on the door with her hands, so she had to bang the door with her head (the sound of the door ringing).

But the old man didn't open the door, so the woman died of blood loss the next day...

sequel

A green dress

A veteran who had just been discharged from the army, when he got up to go to the toilet one night, he found that his wife was not sleeping next to him, and his pillow fell on the wooden floor, and then he was very puzzled and went into the toilet and found it on the toilet

There was a very small green dress, and I was scared to death on the spot, why?

Keywords: veteran, pillow, green clothes (not other colors)

2. 7:12

A man was afraid of flying, but had to fly between countries for work. He was particularly uncomfortable with jet lag every time, and once he came

After crossing the continent, after getting off the plane, he looked at his watch, it showed 7:12 in the morning, and then he committed suicide crying, why?

Keyword hint: countries across continents 7.12 minutes

Three keys

An insurance salesman goes to the supermarket after work to buy a gift for his girlfriend for Christmas, and he ends up buying a sterling silver pendant engraved with a moon motif. When he got out of the supermarket, he saw a little girl

Weeping on the side of the road, he went over to see what was going on, and suddenly found that the little girl had a bunch of keys on her chest. The next day, the police found the little girl naked and dead on the side of the street, and tried to analyze the cause.

Keyword hint: insurance salesman naked

Four and a half photographs

Girls and boys have been in love for a long time, and it was the girls that boys pursued first. The girl had a birthday, and the boy gave her a music box, which was old, but the girl was very happy. Soon after

One day, the girl accidentally broke the music box, and found that there was only half of the old photo inside, which was very vaguely like the image of a dog, and the girl was immediately frightened to death.

Why?

Keywords: Old music box, half photo, image of a dog

5. Mixed race

One child, his father was a British doctor, and his mother was a Japanese English teacher, and he was proud to be a mixed-race child from an early age. One day he opened his mother

In the handout prepared for class, he found that there was a note from a long time ago on it, on which a picture of England was drawn, and he immediately went home to assassinate his father, may I ask why?

Keyword hint: doctor English teacher The flag is not colored

Six MSN heads

A man with a criminal record had just returned home from the police station and was summoned to the police station for questioning at irregular intervals for a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence. After returning home he and

I opened the MSN chat as usual, and suddenly found that a netizen's avatar was a dirty black suit, and he immediately rushed out and went to the street to buy a suit of the same specification, but in a white color.

Try to analyze the cause.

Keyword hint: dirty black suit white suit

7. The taste of cola

A patient (female) who had broken a bone during exercise recovered and was discharged from the hospital, and the family celebrated and feasted. While drinking, the patient's brother said that the Coke tasted a little strange today, and then the patient's father

I also drank it with my mother, and they all said that the taste of Coke was indeed wrong. But after drinking it, the patient insisted that the taste was normal. The patient died in the tub where he had taken a bath that night. Why?

Keyword tip: female evening bath