I'll talk about it tomorrow. (To go)

Mouth: No...... Six, six, six, six, six, six!

Six: What are you doing, what are you doing?

Mouth: Listen to me......

Six: Explain what you explain, what do you still do?

Mouth: I'm not a good man......

Six: I know, my brain is not good, but I didn't commit anything, I didn't do anything......

Mouth: I'm not stupid!

Six: You ...... You're stupid!

Mouth: I'm talking crazy, you know? I'm crazy, I'm out of control.

Six: Nonsense, why are you handcuffing me if you don't lose control?

Mouth: The guy who is the shopkeeper is crazy too, isn't there nothing wrong with him? Eat and drink well, and give a penny of wages.

Six: Who did you listen to when you said this?

Mouth: Thank you, shopkeeper, you told me in person this morning.

Six: You must have listened to the errand, as far as I know, the guy at the shopkeeper Xie is a sheep.

Mouth: Isn't that also madness?

Six: People are twitching their hands and feet, foaming at the mouth, (learning to be paralyzed) You are holding a murder weapon and deliberately hurting people, can this be the same?

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Mouth: Oh, mom, tofu! That thing can be considered a murder weapon, right?

Six: Why can't tofu be considered a murder weapon? (and press the big mouth again) You have rough skin and thick meat, of course tofu is not counted, but Tong shopkeeper, fine skin and tender meat, a tofu down, don't you smash half to death?

Mouth: No......

Six: How do you say that......

Mouth: What's that?

Six: Hit your head and die on tofu.

Mouth: What do you say?

Sixth, what a lesson from the past! (to go)

Mouth: No...... Six-six-six-...... (Xiaoliu draws a knife) That's okay, you go back first, see you tomorrow, pay attention to safety on the road, don't have a traffic accident. (Xiao Liu's out, the big mouth began to hit the pillar again) sheep epilepsy, sheep epilepsy, sheep epilepsy wind......

(Lobby, Night, Tong, Bai, Guo)

The shopkeeper sat in despair, his eyes glazed over, and he sighed constantly, and Xiao Guo also pretended to learn from the shopkeeper

Tong and Guo: Alas...... Alas......

Guo: Oh, it's okay, don't worry so much, okay? And if you don't hurt anyone, you won't be sentenced heavily.

Tong: Ugh...... I'm not worried about that, I'm afraid he's getting mad.

Guo: (more firmly) No, (a little unconfident) probably not......

Bai: (Sits down) Ah, yes, could it be the legendary dementia?

Tong: What nonsense are you talking about? (to Xiao Guo) You say, why did the big mouth suddenly become like this?

Guo: I was forced by you, you have to refuse to ask for leave, the big mouth is a tendon in the brain, (eyebrows flying) the more anxious I think, the more anxious I am, the more angry I am, the more angry I am, the more angry I am......

Bai: Okay! Xiangyu is in a hurry enough, so don't make a mess.

Tong: Alas, what Xiao Guo said is not wrong, the big mouth may have really been driven crazy by me.

Bai: Impossible, Xiangyu, the big mouth is not as fragile as we think.

Tong: But is there any other explanation for this reason? I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have married in the first place, (Lao Bai and Xiao Guo's expressions gradually became painful) If I don't marry, my husband won't die, if my husband ......

Bai: Alright, alright! Just a few words, I'll have a better doctor early tomorrow morning.

Tong: It has to be the best, the most expensive.

Guo: The best is not necessarily the most expensive, is it?

White: Take it down!

Tong: I don't care, as long as I can cure Dazui's madness, Dazui is my good brother, as long as I can cure my brother's madness, I will go bankrupt!

Guo: Ho, ho, ho...... Is this still her?(Lao Bai also looked puzzled)

(Female bed, night, Tong, Guo, mouth)

Big Mouth was leaning against the pillar and sleeping in a mess, snoring like a mountain of seas, and the shopkeeper and Xiao Guo carried the vegetable basket in

Tong: Big mouth, wake up, big mouth?

Mouth: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......

Guo: Big mouth, it's paid!

Mouth: (Jumps up) Ah? (sees the shopkeeper) Oh my mother, the shopkeeper, (crying) You're here!

Tong: Big mouth, don't cry, don't cry. If you want to cry, I will cry with you.

Mouth: Shopkeeper, I beg you, you discuss with Xiaoliu and take off my shackles, my neck is about to break......

Guo: He unloaded the shackles for you, what if you want to commit murder and hurt people again?

Mouth: (anxious) I'm fine, I'm not crazy, I'm normal, you know, right?(Running after Xiao Guo) Which madman do you see talking like me? (Xiao Guo is so frightened that he hides behind the shopkeeper)

Tong: Big mouth, big mouth, I know you want to go out, but for the safety of the people in the town, I have to wronged you first.

Guo: (shuddering) Big mouth, that supper was made by Wushuang himself, you stay well, and come back to see you. (Pulling the shopkeeper to run)

Mouth: Don't, hey, hey, shopkeeper, actually, I'm telling you, I'm pretending to be crazy.

Tong: I also hope that, how good it would be if you wanted to pretend.

Mouth: (anxious) I'm really pretending, the shopkeeper, just to ask for leave, that's the case, my mother, I've been in bad health recently, and I'm always talking to me: I'm old, it's not a few days, you should take more time to come back and see me. Won't I ask you for leave, and you are not allowed to take leave, so if I am in a hurry, when I get angry, and when I have no way, I won't ...... Isn't that what I'm going to do......

Tong: (Faces sink suddenly) Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Mouth: I'll ask you for leave back, but if you don't listen, I'll give it to me, what trick do I have......

Tong: Okay, since you're pretending to be crazy, then I'll talk to Xiaoliu.

Mouth: Thank you, shopkeeper.

Tong: Let him lock you up for two more days as punishment. (to Xiao Guo) withdraw!

Mouth: Don't don't ...... The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, let me tell you...... Big Mouth Knows It's Wrong!Ah! (No one answers, Big Mouth looks back and sees the vegetable basket) What kind of rice did you bring? (Arch the basket with your head)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

Xiao Liu sat at the door, and the others sat opposite Xiao Liu with guilt on their faces

Six: Pretending to be crazy? (everyone nods)

Tong: This melon man with a big mouth is just to ask for leave to go home to see his wife.

Guo: (pouring water) Xiaoliu, just rush this filial piety, you can let him go.

WHITE: That's it.

Six: I want to put it, but I don't have the key, the key is in Louzhi County.

Tong: I'll go say hello to Lou Zhixian over there, he should give me this face, not to mention that he is also an elder with a big mouth.

Six: Don't, I don't care what Lou Zhixian thinks of me, but I can't explain here, I finally caught a prisoner, but there is nothing to do, and I will be released again, don't I have nothing to do, let people know, how will I mix in the future. Isn't it?

Shuang: Ah, if we don't say, who knows?

Crowd: yes.

Six: (Learning from Lao Xing) Zhu Wushuang, pay attention to quality, I am optimistic about you!(Wushuang rolls his eyes, Xiaoliu resumes Tianjin tune) They intercede, I can't care, but if you want to intercede, that is to bend the law for personal gain.

Bai: (slapping the table) Okay, Xiaoliu, now that you have learned the kickback hat, you are much better than your master!

Six: You can say whatever you like, anyway, I definitely can't let people go.

Tong: What else do you want?

Guo: How's that...... (Everyone's tone is a little anxious)

Tong: You keep saying that for the sake of the people, and the big mouth is also one of the people!

Six: (Soft) Okay, well, otherwise, the big mouth is handcuffed because he is crazy, and if you want to release him, unless you can prove that he is not crazy.

WHITE: How do you prove it?

Six: I want to think about it...... (Tobacco pouch)

Bai: Okay, stop honking, and don't light the fire.

Six: Yes, I have a special test question sent from six doors, you wait, I'll go back and get it, Wushuang will follow me. (2 out)

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

Everyone is waiting for the news of Xiaoliu, and there are all kinds of postures

Bai: It's okay, the big mouth is not crazy, what is there to worry about, right?

Tong: He's not crazy, but his brain, that's a test question.

Guo: Well, this kind of test is very mentally retarded, and it is all made up casually to fool people, and it can be passed by casually.

Xiao Liu entered without a shuang, with a sneer on his face

Six: Everyone, please see, this is the legendary test question!

Tong: Let me see? Don't worry, I didn't want to steal the question, I was just a little curious.

Six: This is what many predecessors of Six Doors have spent many years researching, do you want to see it?

Crowd: I want to see it, I want to see it.

Six: Wushuang, read it to them.

Double: (answer, sit down) cough, please listen to the question, the first question, Xiao Ming and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river, his girlfriend fell into the water, he went down to rescue, fished for a long time and didn't find anything, cried and went home, after two years he revisited the old place, saw two old men chatting by the river, one said: the water is clear, there are no fish, there are no aquatic plants in this river, so there are no fish. When Xiao Ming heard this, he went insane on the spot and committed suicide by diving. Why is that?

FL: My girlfriend passed away and I was devastated by grief.

Guo: Yes!

Six: Why was it okay at the time?

FL: Some things become more uncomfortable the more you think about them.

WHITE: That's a great answer.

Six: The answer is very good, but you are getting farther and farther away from the topic, the next question.

The camera shifts to the women's dormitory, where the big mouth is struggling to gnaw on steamed buns, because the flail is blocked, and every bite is quite a huge project

Mouth: Whoosh...... Whoosh...... Shopkeeper, when are you going to save me? If you don't come again, I won't be able to ask for this neck.

Turning back to the lobby, everyone could do nothing but shake their heads

Six: Hahaha, no, you can't answer such a simple question?

Double: Mother and daughter, mother died, sisters attended the funeral, sister saw a very handsome man at the funeral, I liked it very much, a month later, my sister murdered my sister, why is this?

Six: Why?

Bai: I know, hey, hey, that kid is her brother-in-law.

Six: No, it's just a random person, passing by.

Tong: Then why did she kill her sister?

Six: Shall I ask you, or do you ask me? I can't answer it and think slowly, question 16.

Shuang: cough, Xiao Ming lives in a hut on the top of the mountain, heard someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night, looked at the door and saw that there was no one, went back to sleep, after a while someone knocked on the door, and opened the door again or no one, back and forth several times, finally there was no movement, the next morning, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain, after some investigation, caught up the mountain and took Xiao Ming, may I ask why?

Guo: Hmm...... Isn't that right? Didn't Xiao Ming go insane just now and commit suicide by diving?

Crowd: Yes......

Six: (Learning from Lao Xing) Hehe, I'm talking about another Xiao Ming, hahahahahaha!

Bai: Liang Xiaoming......

Six: You can't answer it, right? You guys think about it slowly, and I'll test the big mouth.

Tong: No hurry, it's almost dark, I'll leave after eating.

Six: I'll do the test first and then eat.

Tong: The meal has already been cold, what are you polite to me, come on, sit down and have a cup of tea, Xiao Guo, go and bring my best Tieguanyin over and appetize our Yan Zhutou. (Xiao Guo sneered and left) Xiao Liu came, drink water.

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WHITE: Drink more.

Six: Isn't it the best Tieguanyin?

Tong: You see......

(Lobby, Night, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

The table was full of food, and Xiao Liu looked around, not knowing which one to eat first

Tong: Come on, come on, this glass of wine toasts Yan and catches his head, and I wish you good luck.

Six: Don't drink it, don't drink it, I'll have something to do in a while.

Tong: Oh, what are you afraid of with a glass of wine, you don't drive. Come on, come on, do it first.

Crowd: Drink, drink.

Six: (drinking, frowning) Ahem......

Tong: Again?

Six: Don't drink, don't drink, shopkeeper Tong, don't think I don't know what you want to do, you want to set exam questions, there is no door.

The shopkeeper glanced at Xiao Guo

Guo: Brother Hou, can you cook an egg for me?

FL: Aren't there any scrambled eggs now?

Guo: Then they just want to eat boiled, okay?

Lv: Well, I'll go, I'll go...... (Out)

Guo: (Waiting for Xiucai to go out, sitting gently next to Xiao Liu) Six, what do you want to eat, just tell people what you want to eat, and they will clip it for you.

Six: The beauty trick is useless to me, and you haven't used it, don't you have a long memory?

Guo: Eat, eat, choke to death!

The shopkeeper glanced at Lao Bai again

Bai: (stands up) Oops, I haven't practiced for a few days, this guy's bones are crispy, go you. (An oil lamp seven or eight steps away from BIU went out, and Xiao Liu was dumbfounded)

Guo: Wow, Lao Bai is so good!

Six: Lao Bai, okay you, I haven't seen you for a few days, and the labor force has risen.

Bai: Hey, what is this, the real kung fu hasn't been used yet. But my real kung fu is useless for anything else, catching thieves is like playing.

Six: Really?

Bai: Do you want to learn?

Six: Yes!

White: (smugly) Hey, hey, hey, hey......

Six: Then I'll have to wait until I've done the test.

Bai: (cheek croaks) Why don't you eat oil and salt?

Six: This is called enlightenment, or you should be the head catcher, the shopkeeper, and use all the tricks.

Tong: Hey, hey, hey, the whole army has been wiped out, eat and eat......

Lao Bai and Xiao Guo were busy with work, grabbing steamed buns and vegetables, and there was nothing left for Xiao Liu

Six: If you haven't eaten enough, take my steamed buns, and you can't reach them......

After a while, all the plates were empty, Xiao Liu's tail was about to fall off, and Xiao Guo looked at him coldly

Six: If you don't eat it, you'll kill me.

Shuang: Great, I'm finally full, so I don't think I need to do today's test, right?

Six: Do it, why don't you have to do it? Today's work is finished today, and Wushuang will help me up.

Shuang: (help) Be careful, don't break your stomach, come and come, come and go...... (Turn back to the shopkeeper and make a gesture)

Guo: Well, what should we do?

Bai: What should I do?

Tong: Don't panic, we still have a trump card to make.

Lao Bai Xiaoguo was puzzled, but the shopkeeper had a posture of being a bamboo in his chest

(Backyard, Night, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

Wushuang helped Xiao Liu to the backyard, and at the same time, Xiucai quickly jumped out of the house, and the others were already waiting at the door with paper and pencils.

Double: Oops