"Wang Yan, what's wrong with you!"

A soft snort came, and with the sound of hurried footsteps, a pair of slender legs were exposed under the nurse's skirt, and Gong Xu looked at it with drool. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's the situation?"

The visitor was finally quite calm, and looked at Gong Xu inquiringly.

"My master saved me. Gong Xu pointed to the gray cat on the ground with a serious face, and then pointed to the fainting nurse and said, "She was stunned when she saw me." ”

"Oh, understood. ”

Bang! There were two nurses lying on the ground.

Liu Wei held her head with her paws helplessly, this idiot!

Then, the doctor was alarmed, then the dean, and then, a bunch of bricks were alarmed......

After Liu Wei fainted in the second nurse, she jumped out of the window, and Gong Xu only heard her say: "Don't say anything, don't explain, don't know anything, I'll find you." ”

Liu Wei is wise, a bunch of people, all kinds of instrument checks, almost dissected Gong Xu, Gong Xu finally escaped from the hospital, with a certificate of fake death and a diagnosis of normal physical indicators, oh, it also noted that there were slight abrasions on his forehead and cheeks.

The insurance company's claims adjuster is the happiest, not only do not have to be responsible for a series of troublesome procedures, but also can be exempted from death claims, but also avoid a variety of family members and perpetrators, and hospitals, and insurance companies disputes, this month's bonus is estimated to be a lot, and the driver's father should also be a favor from him, the weight of this love is sometimes heavier than money, that is not an ordinary father.

The dean personally came forward and said that the hospital was responsible for all the examination costs, and with the consent of Gong Xu, the incident was sorted out into a classic fake death case, as the hospital's propaganda of bringing the dead back to life and saving people with clever hands.

Except for the screen of the copycat mobile phone, the jeans were not even broken after being hit, and the only injuries were kowtow and scratches. The claims salesman said that the driver who caused the accident would come to visit and express condolences in person recently, and the hospital also said that Gong Xu could be treated free of charge in this municipal first-class hospital if he had any physical problems in the future.

At this point, it can be said that all three parties are happy, of course, there is the fourth party that should be happy the most, the fourth party who did not come to the scene, the culprit. But to be honest, the cause of this incident is really not to blame the girl who drove the luxury car, it was Gong Xu who did not take the crosswalk and did not look at the traffic light.

Gong Xu, who died once, now has nothing worth his gains and losses, he only feels that the sky full of haze is so clear, the air full of exhaust is so fresh, and even the fruits sprayed with pesticides are so fresh......

However, soon Gong Xu, who had a sunny face, couldn't laugh, because someone followed him very annoyingly and kept asking, "Your mother's surname?"

"My mother's surname is Guo!" Gong Xu turned around and shouted, this was the third hundred and forty-second time he had answered this question, and the other party was still asking, as if his ears were closed: "Your mother's surname?"

"How many times have I told you? My mother's surname is Guo! Why do you always ask this question, do you have nothing to do when you are full? Besides, even if I am handsome, you don't have to follow me like this, don't you have a job, don't you have anything to do, don't you have a female ticket waiting for you to go home and snap it!"

Gong Xu finally burned, turned around and crackled at the middle-aged uncle behind him, and after saying it in one breath, his head was a little hypoxic, but it was so cool!

"What's your mother's surname?" the uncle in a felt hat and trench coat on a hot day still repeated the same question reluctantly.

"............" Gong Xu was completely speechless.

At this time, Gong Xu finally realized that something was wrong, the middle-aged uncle opposite was still repeating the same question with dull eyes, but the pedestrians around him cast strange eyes and whispered voices.

Gong Xu, who noticed this, tilted his ears sideways, his eyes looked directly at the middle-aged uncle, but his spirit was on listening.

"This guy is insane, isn't he? A man muttered to himself into the air. ”

"Hey, didn't you see the little advertisement on the telephone pole that he faced? I guess he got some unspeakable secret, and he was depressed, right?"

"You deserve it, you don't learn well at a young age. ”

"Hey, it's a pity. ”

Gong Xu looked at the uncle opposite, took a step sideways, and suddenly collapsed, and the telephone pole behind the uncle was pasted with small advertisements such as "Specializing in the treatment of various incurable diseases", waving in the wind, as if it was a silent mockery of him.

Wait, that's not the point! Gong Xu looked at the middle-aged uncle in front of him with a pale face and dull eyes, and suddenly his body was cold, a little cold, wouldn't it be ......

"Get out!" A familiar voice sounded, and the middle-aged uncle, who persevered, disappeared with a whoosh as if he had seen a ghost.

"Hell!" Gong Xu finally realized something and screamed in fright.

"Breath!" Liu Wei stood on the trash can next to the telephone pole and looked at the idiot apprentice with disdain.

"Master!" Gong Xu cried bitterly, the joy of rebirth did not make him so excited, he knelt next to the trash can all of a sudden, stretched out his arms, and caught a glimpse of the cold light of the cat's paws in excitement, and finally overcame his impulse with reason, and took advantage of the situation to wrap his hands around the trash can.

"Neurotic, isn't this guy?"

"Hey, being a homeless man with hands and feet is really unmotivated. ”

Gong Xu was depressed in his heart, and looked at the trash can he was holding, and he was mentally ill, unspeakably hidden, and added the hat of a homeless man.

On the way home, Gong Xu finally learned how to hold a cat after a few more scratches on his face, and promised to make the cat feel comfortable to hold.

"Master, can you tell me why I came back from the dead?" As soon as Gong Xu got home, he hurriedly put the master on the most comfortable sofa and chaise longue, squatted in front of the gray cat and humbly asked for advice.

"Delicious food and drink are waiting for the first. Liu Wei was lying comfortably on the toise chair, well, yes, it was more comfortable than the chair of King Yama, and it was really a good place in the world.

"Hey, I'm going to buy cat food. Gong Xu hurriedly agreed, this master is not easy to mess with, besides, the grace of saving lives, the grace of preaching and confusing people, how can it be compensated by mere banknotes?

Merely......

"Oh, master, why are you beating me?" Before Gong Xu could turn around and leave, he was slapped in the face with a paw.

"Cat food, is that what I should eat!" Liu Wei was furious.

"That'...... "It's a little expensive, but master, you must serve it well, Gong Xu secretly decided.

"Oops~"

Liu Wei didn't answer, just went down with one paw, and Gong Xu had another one more on his face.

"Master, can you not slap your face?" Gong Xu pleaded and looked at the gray cat with tears in his eyes.

"Oops~" ......