Chapter 5 The Cat Who Talks About Science
After Gong Xu spent all of this week's living expenses, he finally made Liu Wei reluctantly satisfied. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Pizza Hut's black pepper steak, Häagen-Dazs ice cream, 1980's dry red, and a beautifully packaged box of chocolates sit next to it.
Liu Wei is very satisfied, not to say how delicious these things are, for the Jin Immortal who has already opened the valley, he can't taste these foods in either the heavenly realm or the earthly realm, the heavenly realm has strange flowers and plants, and there are fresh fruits and wines, but after eating them for a long time, the mouth fades out. Not to mention the underworld, which feeds on knowledge, even the king of Yama has a greedy mouth, and he doesn't have to eat.
Gong Xu's so-called house is very big, it is also relative, a house of sixty square meters, one bedroom and one living room, if the family is rich, the parents do not have to leave their hometown to work abroad, now the domestic economy is much better than abroad, but the money is not worth much, and the price is still high.
For the children of the working class, Gong Xu's meal is quite luxurious, and next week's living expenses will be evenly shared with the entire month's living expenses.
"That...... The master ...... "Gong Xu wanted to speak and stopped.
"Say."
"I've heard that cats can get poisoned by eating chocolate......"
Syllable!
"Oops~"
This time Liu Wei finally kept her hand, Gong Xu's face was red, and there was finally no more scratch.
"Don't treat me like a cat." With a stroke of Liu Wei's sharp fingertips, she opened the chocolate package and threw a piece into her mouth.
...... "If you don't treat you as a cat, do you treat you as a girl?" Of course, Gong Xu only dared to mumble in his heart.
Seeing that Liu Wei was full of wine and food, curled up on the tuise chair and ready to sleep, Gong Xu was in a hurry and hurriedly asked, "Master, you haven't said why I came back from the dead." ”
"Oh, it's a simple question, do you know bioelectricity?" Liu Wei squinted her eyes and asked casually.
"Yes, yes, I learned it in physics class." Just kidding, in another month, Gong Xu will be a freshman, a college student, and the admission letters have been read repeatedly and a little worn.
"Oh, animals have bioelectricity, and when it's strong, it can be as high as 20,000 volts. The deceased will naturally have bioelectricity, which is a free negative ion, and when it collides with the positive ions on the cat, it will cause a strong electrostatic reaction. At that time, you were not completely dead, you were in a state of suspended animation, and you can understand that I gave you first aid and gave you a strong electric shock to restore your heartbeat. ”
Gong Xu looked sluggish, and he didn't expect that the talking master cat in front of him would give him such a scientific explanation.
"Master, isn't it? Then why did I float out and see myself lying in a hospital bed? The people around me are busy, but I can't speak and can't touch people? "Gong Xu naturally wouldn't be fooled so easily.
"Oh, people's mental power is very powerful, and when your mental power is strong enough to a certain extent, you can even manipulate items. The phenomenon you are talking about is because at the moment of your suspended animation, your mental energy is highly concentrated, causing you to feel that your soul is out of your body. ”
No way? It makes a lot of sense, but the problem is that it is obviously a talking cat in front of him, and he once said that he saved his cat with his life, and he actually gave him such a scientific and reasonable explanation, which is not scientific in itself, right?
Hmph, I'll tell you that I actually killed you accidentally? No way! Liu Wei's heart was dark.
"But bioelectricity or something like that, isn't it a corpse fraud?" Gong Xu rubbed his hair, which was already a mess, and was about to break the casserole and ask to the end.
"Well, as I said, you're in suspended animation, so you can come back to life. If the bioelectricity acts on the corpse, it will cause the nerves that are not completely dead to control the muscles that have stiffened, causing the corpse to do it, and in the case of strong bioelectricity, it will even make the corpse stand up and beat, and even float. Therefore, when the corpse is usually guarded in the countryside, the corpse will generally face the door, even if the corpse is cheated, after hitting the wall, the bioelectricity will disappear and it will fall back, and it will not run out of the house for people to chase around. ”
Gong Xu opened his mouth wide and looked sluggish......
"Oh, now that cremation is popular in the city, this kind of thing won't happen, you should learn more scientific and cultural knowledge at a young age, don't pay attention to these feudal superstitions." Liu Wei's eloquence, it's a pity not to be a lecturer, Gong Xu has no doubt that if she asks him again, she will tell him about biological evolution or materialist philosophy or the like.
"One last question, why are you talking!" Gong Xu took a deep breath, mustered up his courage, risked being scratched, and asked desperately.
"Special features." Unexpectedly, Liu Wei's fluttering words hit him with no temper at all.
"Why do I see things that others can't?"
"I saved you with bioelectricity, and you inherited my special abilities." This sentence is not completely foolish, one life of the Nine Lives Golden Immortal, that is, because Gong Xu is an ordinary man, otherwise he does not only have the talent of Yin and Yang Eyes.
"So what exactly do I see? Ghosts? ”
"I tell you not to be superstitious, where are there any ghosts, floating energy, spiritual power is also a kind of energy, if it dissipates, it will abide by the law of conservation of energy, and if it does not dissipate, it will naturally condense some unconventional energy bodies according to the original memory of spiritual power, make a fuss."
“……”
Master, you are too powerful! Gong Xu was in tears at this time, speechless, it was really not wronged to call you a master!
"Still have questions?" Liu Wei is a qualified master, preaching and confusing things, and he will not shirk it at all, but the content of this teaching is ......
"Nope." Gong Xu really doesn't know what to ask, as for what Liu Wei said, he won't believe it if he is killed, science? This cat is the most unscientific existence!
"Then I'm sleeping, don't disturb me if it's okay."
“……”
Seeing that the gray cat had squinted quietly and purred, Gong Xu took out the copycat phone with cracks on the screen. Of course, the cat master is not snoring, but the cat's reaction when he is in a good mood, Gong Xu, who is after Du Niang, is very pleased, and finally serves this master comfortably.
As a good young man who is motivated and studious, Gong Xu began to chat with Du Niang again, searched for a long time, the engine searched for heaven, demons, gods and the like, and a book called "The Rise of Cannon Fodder" actually appeared.
Rub, that's not the point, this book is in the style of Western fantasy, and it's 108,000 miles away from the question you want to check, okay? However, as a quality reader, although the format is a bit messy, the content is still very good, Gong Xu opened the starting point to read and added it to the bookshelf.
Keywords, keywords, Gong Xu had an idea, and the engine wrote nine lives, cats, immortality and the like, and suddenly a cover appeared in front of Gong Xu's eyes, with dark eyes, a black cat, but the name is so strange, "Exploding Brain East", I don't know what it means.
Hahahaha, this book is really funny, Gong Xu is crooked again, but this book is not in vain, at least it says a lot of things about cats, and there are many things like the five elements, well, add it to the bookshelf, and read it slowly when you have time in the future.
Keep asking Du Niang! Gong Xu tossed from noon to evening, and he was dazzled by the various explanations on the webpage, and in the end, Gong Xu had to admit that if it was purely according to scientific explanations, what the master cat said was the most reasonable.
But if according to metaphysics, Gong Xu's situation should be the legendary yin and yang eyes!