Fanwai Hu Shi Niang ( I )
Summary of the previous situation: The Yihong restaurant opened opposite, and the shopkeeper sent Xiao Guo to investigate, but Xiao Guo smashed someone's restaurant in a fit of anger under the ridicule of the clerk.......
At this time, Guo Furong was anxiously waiting at the door for the result of the shopkeeper's negotiation with the boss of the race.
"Why hasn't the shopkeeper come back yet?"
Lao Bai shook the rag, and his words were full of disgust: "Nonsense, you smashed so many things in Yihong Mansion, you can't count money in the same way?"
"It's been a day, how much do you have to lose?"
As soon as the words fell, the shopkeeper and Chu Nan came back from Yihong Mansion.
Hearing that Xiao Guo dared to complain, the shopkeeper couldn't help but be angry: "Fifty taels of silver, you will compensate you." ”
Lao Bai hurriedly poured a glass of water and said tentatively: "Shopkeeper?"
The shopkeeper sat down there and nodded twice at Xiao Guo: "You have to pay for these fifty taels of silver." ”
"Oh my God!" Xiao Guo heard the bad news, his legs weakened, and he sat down on the stool.
Seeing that he was almost frightened, Chu Nan came out to play a round: "Of course, you don't have to pay, the condition is to help Yihong Mansion take care of it, that Hu, Hu Ji Niang?"
"Hu Shi Niang. Lao Bai replied first.
The shopkeeper and Chu Nan were surprised: "Yes, how do you know?"
Lao Bai immediately came to the spirit: "Hu Shi Niang, who doesn't know, the most famous courtesan in Yangzhou City, the famous song "Du Shi Niang Soup", Da La Di Li......" said, and sang with a twist.
Seeing that Lao Bai was flattering and twisting his ass again, Chu Nan couldn't help but shudder, "Okay, don't show off, Yihonglou invited her to sing, but the store was smashed and there was no way to live in it, so I asked us to take care of it, at most three days, after it was over, fifty taels of silver can be written off." ”
Xiao Guo bared out his big teeth at that time, and finally escaped.
"Remember, in the past three days, we must take care of it, Hu..."
"Hu Shi Niang. Lao Bai reminded again.
"Yes, she must not be wronged in the slightest. Speaking of this, Chu Nan faced Xiao Guo and reminded: "Especially you." ”
Xiao Guo smirked, and his mouth echoed again and again.
"Laughing, going to work, it's all your fault. Lao Bai sent Xiao Guo aside, and then stroked the ends of his hair and fell into a reverie: "Hu Shi Niang, Hu Shi Niang ......"
Seeing Chu Nan's disdainful gaze in a blink of an eye, Lao Bai suddenly lost his expression and wiped the table with his lips.
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In the afternoon of the same day, Hu Shi Niang and his party came to the inn.
"Shi Niang is here. ”
Hearing this, everyone hurriedly rushed out of the inn and lined up in two rows.
"One, two, three, ready..."
"Welcome, welcome, warm...."
But before a few people could finish shouting the slogan, the stout butler stopped everyone: "Come out and be alone." ”
Big Mouth stepped forward and said, "Welcome, welcome..."
"Alright, let's get there. ”
Big Mouth was a little confused: "Lying down, where is it?"
"The head of the sedan chair. ”
"What are you doing?"
"Feet. ”
How could Li Dazui, who has always been machismo, accept this insult, but before he could have a big mouth, the maid on the side spoke first: "Our ten mothers have rules, and we don't touch the ground when we go out." ”
As soon as he saw that there was about to clash, Lao Bai hurriedly came out to play a round: "Is it okay to carry it?"
At this time, Hu Shi Niang in the sedan chair opened the sedan curtain by herself and smiled slightly: "Yes." Then he pointed at Lao Bai: "Let him carry it." ”
Lao Bai was stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward and picked up Shi Niang.
The shopkeeper looked at Lao Bai's intoxicated look, and couldn't help but churn in the sea of vinegar, and twisted Lao Bai's ears vigorously: "Come down." ”
Seeing that Hu Shi Niang landed, the shopkeeper hurriedly got started, "Let's help you in." ”
Shi Niang took the treasure chest handed over by the maid, and was surrounded by everyone and was about to enter the inn.
But before a few people walked into the door, the maid spoke again: "Wait, we still have some rules." ”
The shopkeeper helped Shi Niang to enter the door, and the rest of the people listened honestly.
"I don't eat the vegetables I picked the next day. ”
"What about the meat?"
"It has to be slaughtered on the same day, we Shi Niang only eat beef, but this cow can't be full moon, not more than a day, and there are ......"
Everyone was surprised: "And?"
"Don't drink tea that isn't made in dew, and don't take a sedan chair that is less than four people carrying. ”
Xiucai pointed to the two sedan chair drivers and retorted: "Didn't your sedan chair be carried by two people?"
The maid pointed to the housekeeper: "Don't you see our housekeeper have a top two? And the most important point......
"What?"
"After every meal, don't pour the leftovers. ”
"Why is that?"
"Shi Niang can't see others spoil things. ”
When everyone heard this, they all showed ridicule, they were really a bitch and set up a memorial arch again.
But the other party completely ignored the wishes of several people, and said arrogantly: "We will pick up people in three days, if there is a little neglect, that is, a hair is missing, the fifty taels of silver must also be compensated." ”
Hearing this threat, everyone finally recognized the reality, yes, who told us that we still owe fifty taels.
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Seeing that the group left Hu Shi Niang like this, Chu Nan was a little puzzled, it was understandable that those sedan chair men and housekeepers left, but the arrogant maid also left, which was a bit unreasonable.
But there's no practical point in dwelling on this issue, so what should I do?
As the initiator of this incident, Xiao Guo must be guilty of meritorious service, so all the hard work was handed over to her.
"Hehe, slow down. This is our shopkeeper's room, specially set aside for you. Xiao Guo put down the heavy burden and rubbed his hands.
Shi Niang hugged her treasure chest and frowned: "I can't get used to sleeping in the room where others have lived." ”
Xiao Guo was also in a dilemma: "I can't build one for you now, right?"
"That's not necessary, I'm not that troublesome. Hey, the lobby is okay, right?"
Xiao Guo immediately vetoed: "That's not good, the lobby, someone is sleeping in the lobby." ”
"Who?"
"The one who carried you in just now. ”
Hearing this, Shi Niang's eyes lit up: "Then I'll live together, it's good to be wide and bright." ”
Xiao Guo knew the shopkeeper's friendship with Lao Bai, how could she be willing to let her hook up with Lao Bai.
"No, I can't. ”
"No?" Hu Shi Niang made a straight face on the spot, "Okay, pack up your things, I'll go back to Yangzhou." ”
Hearing this, Xiao Guo panicked: "Hey, don't, don't." Shall I ask you now?"
"Hey, let them boil me bath water, I'm going to take a bath. ”
Xiao Guo replied with a maid salute: "Okay, then you can rest for a while." ”
Just as he was about to go out, he heard Shi Niang shouting again: "Wait a minute, let them buy a new bathtub." ”
The smile on Xiao Guo's face was almost uncontrollable: "Got it." ”
"Hey, the one who wants boxwood, the copper hoop, and the one who carves peony flowers don't want it. ”
“.......”
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When the lobby was properly arranged, the shopkeeper Fu Shi Niang went downstairs, nodded with a big mouth and led the way in front.
Seeing Shi Niang coming downstairs, the remaining people suddenly bowed: "Oh, ha ”
Shi Niang was startled: "What is this shouting?"
The shopkeeper hurriedly helped her and explained, "Two days ago, a samurai from Dongying came, and we stayed for two days, and we learned a few words. How's that? It's all changed according to your wishes. ”
Shi Niang looked around and bowed slightly: "Well, the arrangement is okay, it seems that something is missing." ”
"What's missing?"
"Incense. "Hu Shi Niang fingers the incense offering in front of the statue of Guanyin," This incense grade is too low, go buy good red sandalwood." ”
"Pavilion. ”
Lao Bai trotted all the way from the backyard to the lobby and responded: "Here, here." ”
"Go to Zuojiazhuang, buy a good piece of red sandalwood, go quickly. ”
"Okay. ”
Lao Bai was just about to leave, but Shi Niang hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, hey, how can this be done? Bai Gongzi has been busy all day, how tired he is." ”
Lao Bai shook his hair: "It's okay." ”
"Come, Bai Gongzi, you sit down and rest for a while. ”
The old white god doesn't think about it, and he says it well.
"Come on, show Bai Gongzi tea. ”
Looking at Lao Bai, who looked like a pig brother, Xiao Guo poured a glass of water and sent it to him, and said angrily: "Please, I can't kill you by drinking." ”
Although Xiao Guo said the second half of the sentence very quietly, Shi Niang on the side still heard it clearly: "Hey, what kind of attitude?"
Xiao Guo immediately exploded: "What's wrong with me?"
"Oh, where did you buy such a fierce maid?"
Without waiting for Xiao Guo to break out, the shopkeeper hurriedly grabbed her, and then apologized to Shi Niang for her: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Then he turned his head and scolded Xiao Guo: "Go buy incense, what are you still doing in a daze?"
"Me, how can I buy incense if I don't have money?"
Seeing the shopkeeper's desire to dig out money, Shi Niang's quirk came again: "Shut up, I hate it when others talk about money in front of me." ”
The shopkeeper was under the eaves, and he had to bow his head: "Okay, let's go out and talk." Before leaving, he secretly pinched Lao Bai, which was regarded as a warning to him.
Looking at the backs of the two, Shi Niang was still indignant: "Hmph, the copper smell of the body is unbearable!" After criticizing the two people, Hu Shi Niang put a smile on her face again, and greeted Lao Bai: "Hey, Bai Gongzi, you sit." ”
"Hey, okay. ”
At this time, Shi Niang opened the treasure chest, sorted out her makeup in front of the mirror, and when she looked up, she found that Lao Bai was trying her best to suppress the right hand that wanted to reach over.
Lao Bai: "Close the box." ”
Shi Niang hurriedly closed the treasure chest and said with concern: "Bai Gongzi, what's wrong with you?"
Lao Bai secretly wiped a handful of sweat: "It's okay, just rest for a while, it's all my fault for being a thief." ”
"Thief?"
"The thief's disobedient hand. As he spoke, he slapped his right hand, "Hehe, ancestral." ”
Shi Niang didn't delve into it, and beckoned to Lao Bai with a smile, "Bai Gongzi, come, you drink water." ”
Lao Bai picked up the teacup and sniffed deeply.
"How?"
Lao Bai's face was full of intoxication at this time: "Fragrant, fragrant, refreshing." ”
Shi Niang was very puzzled: "I haven't put the tea yet." ”
Lao Bai leaned over and said softly, "I'm talking about you." ”
Hu Shi Niang was teased, and said coquettishly: "you! It's not atmospheric at all, it's not high-grade at all." ”
Lao Bai got cheap and sold well: "The education level is low, and it's too late to fight." ”
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At dusk, Big Mouth brings food from the kitchen.
"It's coming, it's coming, pepper beef tenderloin, freshly slaughtered calf. ”
Shi Niang leaned in front of the dish and sniffed it, "Two months and three days." ”
Seeing that the big mouth was exposed, he was also very embarrassed: "Oh mom, it's okay, I'll just go down." ”
Shi Niang was not as harsh as she imagined: "Hey, no need." I'm going vegetarian today. Hey, come on, let's all eat together. Seeing everyone's restrained faces, Shi Niang's face was flat: "Look down on me, don't you?"
Lao Bai relied on Shi Niang's "love" for him, and came out to play a round again: "Come on, come on, it's all your own people." ”
Shi Niang saw that a few people were still reluctant, and immediately made a killer move: "Okay, then I'll pack up my things and go back to Yangzhou." ”
The shopkeeper obeyed on the spot: "Don't don't, you will eat with you, come here, come here." ”
Seeing everyone seated, Shi Niang was very happy: "That's right, what do you say are polite? I tell you not to be polite, just like going to your own home." ”
"Why does that sound so awkward?" the shopkeeper muttered, and then signaled, "You are a guest, you come first." ”
"Okay, then I'll be respectful and obey. Hey, you eat vegetables, you're welcome. It's like going to your own home. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Everyone wanted to pick up the dishes, Shi Niang used chopsticks to push away everyone's chopsticks, and greeted them vigorously: "Don't be polite, what's polite, it's like going to your own home....." said, and once again opened everyone's chopsticks, "If you want to eat, do you know?"
When she opened the chopsticks of several people for the third time, everyone looked at each other and didn't dare to do it again.
At this time, the other party still had a hearty word: "At this time, you see, you see, I say you are polite." Okay, you're polite, I'm not welcome, how can I do it if I don't have enough to eat? I told you, this is my home. As he spoke, he pulled all the dishes in front of him, and then put the whole plate into his big bowl, "If you are polite, this meal will not be eaten." Eat ..... Well, it tastes good, it's just a little salty. ”
“........”
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After tossing for a long time, it was finally time to rest.
But as soon as Chu Nan lay down, he stopped downstairs and came: "Huh~~Huh~~Huh~~~"
The voice was tactful and high-pitched, and it immediately dispelled his sleepiness.
When a group of people ran to the lobby in a panic, it turned out that Shi Niang was hanging her throat.
"Hehe, why are you here? I'm here to hang my throat. ”
Chu Nan yawned, "It's so late, it's time for the neighbors to give their opinions." ”
Shi Niang is like being wronged by the sky: "I hang my throat, and I don't hang my neck, why should I give my opinion, why?"
The shopkeeper had no choice but to admit: "They are wrong, let them change it." ”
Seeing that the shopkeeper's attitude was good, Shi Niang did not pursue it, but proposed with great interest: "Hey, it just so happens that you are here, and my voice is also open, shall I sing a song for you?"
Everyone shook their heads again and again, and said in their mouths: No, no.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean, you look down on me, right? Okay, pack up your things and go back to Yangzhou. ”
What is a trick fresh, eat all over the world, Chu Nan can be regarded as having seen it.
"Don't, hey, you sing, you sing. ”
Shi Niang saluted first, and then sang and danced: "Lang Jun, are you hungry and panicked, yes Huo Huo Huo, if you are really hungry and panicked, please tell Shi Niang, Shi Niang will make you noodle soup." ”
said that it was sung to everyone, but between the eyebrows and eyes, it was not far from Lao Bai, and his thoughts were self-evident.
Shi Niang was singing energetically, the door suddenly opened, and Xiao Guo stumbled in.
"Okay, hurry up and make me a bowl, put more chopped green onions, and go back and forth a hundred miles to starve me. As he spoke, he directly stuffed a piece of sandalwood into Shi Niang's hand, "Your incense is just such a small piece, three taels of silver." ”
The shopkeeper's heart was so distressed that he was dripping blood: "Three taels?!"
And Shi Niang, who was spoiled on the side, suddenly began to find fault: "Hey, this is not red sandalwood." ”
Xiao Guo was not convinced: "What kind of fragrance will it be?"
"What do you mean? You don't believe my nose, do you?"
Xiao Guo's momentum was three points shorter, but he still refused to be soft: "You don't eat through your nose, why should I believe you?"
Shi Niang slapped the sandalwood on the table, "Clean up your things and go back to Yangzhou." "Then reach for the treasure chest.
The shopkeeper hurriedly held her down, and then motioned to Xiao Guo: "Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo, hurry up and compensate Shi Niang." ”
Xiao Guo didn't want everyone to be embarrassed, so he could only bow his head aggrievedly: "Shi Niang, I was wrong." ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"I have eyes but no beads, and I have a mouth but no heart. ”
Seeing that the other party was soft, Shi Niang also accepted it when she saw it: "Okay, okay, there is still hope for knowing your mistakes, forgive you, go down." ”
Xiao Guo bowed: "Thank you, Shi Niang." ”
The shopkeeper was afraid that Xiao Guo wouldn't be able to think about it, so he also left: "You sit first, I'll whip her now." ”
Shi Niang waved her hand, "You all go." Hey, Bai Gongzi, you stay. ”
Hearing the previous "wonderful" singing, Lao Bai already had the feeling that his dream was broken, and now he heard Hu Shi Niang stop him, and couldn't help but shudder: "Also, is there anything else?"
"Oh, I haven't finished the song I just sang. ”
Lao Bai swallowed and salivaed: "Then sing it another day." ”
"No, it's just singing now. After speaking, Hu Shi Niang immediately started to play: "Lang Jun, are you hungry and panicked, Huo, if you are hungry and panicked, aha, you will tell Shi Niang, Shi Niang will make noodle soup for you, you will tell Shi Niang." Arch arch ”
At this time, Lao Bai was speechless, clapping his hands weakly, looking helpless.
"I'm singing okay, huh?"
Lao Bai nodded with difficulty and replied softly: Okay.
"Then I'll sing it again. ”
When Lao Bai heard this, he collapsed directly to the ground.
"Are you hungry and panicking, ...... huh, huh, huh?"
In this spell-like singing, Lao Bai used his strength to crawl towards the door inch by inch.
"If you are hungry and panicked, you can tell Shi Niang, Shi Niang will make noodle soup for you, you will tell Shi Niang, Shi Niang will make noodle soup for you, arch arch ......arch arch
The gate that used to be close at hand is now so far away.
Finally, the old white, who was bleeding from the seven orifices, fell under the mouth of this death singer.
Shi Niang: Don't talk about Zhang Fei, I'll buy it for you even Faye Wong. Walk. (Xiaobei was overjoyed, and the shopkeeper coughed a few times)
Becky: I still have to do my homework. (If you want to enter the arms of the shopkeeper, Shi Niang pulled it back)
Shi Niang: What do you do, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, the more she learns, the more she suffers, listen to her aunt, life is in the world, eat and drink.
Shopkeeper: Fifty taels of silver, I gave it back to her, I admit it when I eat it, I admit it when I call me out, and now I make a lot of nonsense to Xiaobei, isn't this a good way for the child not to learn? (angry) Hurry up and let him go, leave. (The crowd came out from all directions)
Everyone: Just waiting for your words.