Hu Shi Niang ( II )

At noon on the second day, the shopkeeper was picking up buds in the backyard, and Xiaobei, who had been crazy outside for a long time, quietly came in from the back door, and when he saw the shopkeeper, his first reaction was to quickly dodge.

The shopkeeper stopped her at the time: "Hey, stop, where are you going crazy again?"

Xiaobei stood under the window, his expression a little stiff: "No, no." ”

"And said no, come, come. The shopkeeper dragged her to him, then patted the dust on her body, and then picked up her dark right hand again, "Look at it, why is there so much mud on this hand?"

Xiaobei was arrested, and smiled awkwardly: "I had a dirt fight with my classmates." ”

"The soil is all played by boys. As he spoke, he found a bamboo stick and picked at the mud between Xiaobei's fingernails, "What are you girls crazy about following others? Oh, look at it, look at it." ”

"Sister-in-law, light, it hurts...."

"I endure the pain. ”

It just so happened that Shi Niang carried a basin from the lobby to the backyard, and when she saw the situation, she shouted: "Stop!" and then couldn't help but pull Xiaobei and look at her fingers, "Does it hurt?

The shopkeeper was a little confused with a bamboo stick: "Why does this hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, I'll prick you and try it. After the murder of the shopkeeper, she asked Xiaobei again: "What did she do to you besides piercing you with a bamboo stick?"

"She....." Xiaobei secretly glanced at the shopkeeper and complained in a low voice: "Forcing me to learn this and that all day long." ”

"I really can't listen to it anymore, my aunt was exactly the same as you when she was a child, she didn't eat, she didn't drink, she couldn't even wear warm clothes, and if she wasn't careful, she would be beaten. In the depths of her love, Du Siniang's tears swirled in her eyes, "When a stick comes down, I can't even hear the sound." ”

"Why is that?"

"It's all internal injuries. ”

"It's terrible. ”

"The worse is still to come, they have to force me to learn to chant poetry and write against it, and there are female embroidery, my obedient and even the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting must be proficient. ”

Xiaobei compared, and bowed down: "Wow, you are really miserable." ”

Shi Niang wiped the tears in her eyes, "It's not miserable, my aunt has already boiled out." Speaking of this, she touched Xiaobei's head with pity, "But what about you? How many years will you be able to get out of it? Tell me quickly, what do you want to eat, my aunt will buy it for you." ”

Faced with this pie falling from the sky, Xiaobei was going crazy with joy: "I want to eat sugar man, and I want the biggest Zhang Fei." ”

"Don't talk about Zhang Fei, even Faye Wong, I'll buy it for you, go." ”

At this time, I heard a dry cough from the shopkeeper, and Mo Xiaobei, who was originally overjoyed, suddenly sobered up: "I, I still have to do my homework." ”

Xiaobei was about to go back to the room, but was pulled back by Shi Niang, "What do you do, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, the more she learns, the more she suffers, listen to my aunt, life is in the world, eat and drink." ”

Looking at the back of the two leaving, the shopkeeper patted the grinding plate: "Isn't it just fifty taels of silver, I will give it back to her! I admit it to eating nonsense, and I admit it when I call me indiscriminately, and now I am making a lot of nonsense to Xiaobei, isn't this telling the child not to learn? Hurry up and let him go, leave!"

Hearing this, the people who were hiding on the side came out from all directions: "Just wait for your words!"

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The shopkeeper sat in the lobby, Xiao Guo and Xiucai pinched their shoulders and beat their backs, and Dazui and Lao Bai stood on both sides with their arms in their arms, and Chu Nan, who was sitting at the door and swallowing melon seeds, hurriedly got up, "Come, come, it's already at the mouth of the alley, the shopkeeper, it's all up to you." ”

Everyone retreated to the backyard, and the shopkeeper took a sip of tea to strengthen his courage, and then he saw Shi Niang and the girl who was showing off their flowers, and they were puzzled at the moment: "This is your baby?"

The bewitching girl immediately rolled her eyes: "Sister-in-law~~"

Hearing this familiar voice, the shopkeeper was shocked: "Xiaobei?!Why did you become like this?" and touched the delicate hairpin on Xiaobei's head, "What's wrong with you?"

Xiaobei hurriedly knocked her hand off, "Don't move, don't move, this is what Shi Niang bought for me." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he said angrily: "Give this hairpin back to others!"

And Shi Niang sat next to her, her tone full of indifference: "No need, just fifty taels of silver, if you like it, we will buy it tomorrow." ”

The shopkeeper swallowed his spit, half-convinced: "What? fifty taels?" He immediately hugged Xiaobei and said with a shy face: "How embarrassing is this? Look .....?"

"Xiaobei, go and show them, what is a natural beauty and it is difficult to give up. ”

Xiao Bei sang and ran to the backyard, "Sister Xiao Guo, I finally bought Zhang Fei." ”

"Hey, didn't you say you had something to do with me?"

The shopkeeper's face was full of smiles: "Look, you've been here for two days, and once you occupy this place, we won't be able to do business......."

Shi Niang has been messing around in Fengyue Field for so many years, so she is naturally clear-minded.

"Is a hundred taels of silver enough?

The shopkeeper was immediately like a little acupuncture, dumbfounded, no need to ask, her greedy character began to play tricks again.

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The shopkeeper covered his face with both hands, put it on the stone mill, and everyone gathered around and began to criticize and write:

"A hundred taels will send you away?"

The shopkeeper looked up and explained: "I didn't want to take it, but this person was confused when he saw the silver, and he reacted to it, and you have surrounded it." You say, 'Is that the kind of person who sees money?'

Everyone: "You're so good!"

"You're a money string!"

"Aren't you ashamed?"

The shopkeeper covered his face: "Shame..."

"It's good to know that you're ashamed. ”

The shopkeeper's face was full of spring breeze and satisfaction: "Shame and happiness." ”

"Huh?"

The shopkeeper has completely given up on treatment, "Anyway, now that the money has been taken, it is impossible to drive people out again." ”

"Who said it was impossible, there is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of ruthless people. Come here, let's .....

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At night, Sanniang lay on the bed in the lobby and would not sleep, at this time Dazui and Xiao Guo whispered behind the bed:

"Shi Niang's treasure chest is worth three thousand taels of silver, is the guy ready?"

"Are two knives enough?"

"Enough, a knife to chop the neck. ”

"A knife disemboweled. What if she shouts?"

"Then smoke it with the ecstasy incense I bought two days ago. ”

Shi Niang was trembling when she heard it in bed, but she didn't dare to make a sound.

"Where's the incense?"

"Kitchen. ”

"Let's go, go get it. ”

Seeing the figures of the two disappearing, Shi Niang got out of bed and shouted: "Bai Gongzi, Bai Gongzi, Bai Gongzi." ”

Lao Bai hurriedly ran from the backyard: "What's wrong?"

"Bai Gongzi, shall we elope?"

Lao Bai was immediately startled: "Ah?!"

"As long as you send me back to Yangzhou, I guarantee that you will eat fragrant, drink spicy, wear gold, and bring silver. ”

Lao Bai was willing to agree: "I still have something to do, you can go back first." ”

"Oops, Bai Gongzi. ”

Hu Shi Niang was in a hurry, carrying the treasure chest and then opening it, Lao Bai's disobedient right hand immediately began to reflex and followed Shi Niang out.

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On the second day, the shopkeeper sat in the lobby in a daze, and Xiao Guo was carefully comforting on the side.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong....."

As soon as the shopkeeper's classic lines came out, Lao Bai came back from outside: "What are you doing wrong?"

The shopkeeper's surprise was mixed: "Exhibition Hall!"

Xiao Guo also looked incredulous: "Lao Bai?"

The shopkeeper wiped away the tears of excitement, walked up to Lao Bai, and immediately retreated, complaining: "Do you still know to come back?"

"Why didn't I know I was back? I put her on the boat, and I came back. ”

"Why did she let you back so soon?"

Lao Bai knew that the vinegar jar in his house had turned over again, so he touched the shopkeeper with his elbow, "After I sent her on the boat, I bargained with the boatman, and finally got two taels from five taels of silver, hey, she rushed towards me and scolded me." ”

"What are you scolding for?"

Lao Bai pinched his orchid fingers and learned Hu Shi Niang's tone: "Bai Lang, I treat you well on weekdays, why do you treat me like this?"

"What did you do to her?"

"I also wondered, she said that you sold me like this? Is it worth me a mere two taels of silver? Before she could finish speaking, she opened the treasure chest. ”

"And then?"

And then, he sank in anger. (If you are interested, you can search for "Du Shi Niang's Angry Treasure Chest")

Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper were dumbfounded: "Ah?

Lao Bai smiled: "There are not many things in total, just one layer on the surface, and some scattered silver taels below." ”

"And what about after the sinking?"

She went back to Yangzhou, and it is estimated that she has already left the Xiliang River at this time. ”

As soon as the words fell, Hu Shi Niang, who was embarrassed, fell at the door of the inn: "Not yet." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly picked up Shi Niang and helped him to the seat: "What's wrong with your voice?"

"I got cold, and I didn't get better for ten days and half a month. ”

Lao Bai also scratched his head on the side: "What the hell is going on?"

Shi Niang raised her head: "I was driven off the boat by them." ”

"Why?"

"I didn't have the money to pay for the boat. Bai Gongzi, I'm sorry, the boatman told me everything, I blamed you. ”

"It's good to know that you're wrong, what are you going to do in the future?"

"Then I'm going to trouble you. Shi Niang slowly stretched out her hand, wanting to hold Lao Bai.

The shopkeeper pressed down the restless hand, "He's not free, you better go back by yourself." ”

"I don't get a penny, how can I go?"

The shopkeeper gritted his teeth and took out the one hundred taels given by Shi Niang before: "Is this money enough?"

"Enough, enough. ”

Shi Niangfang wanted to get started, but the shopkeeper hurriedly took it away, "You can give money, but you have to agree to one condition." ”

"On what terms?"

"It's ....."

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In the lobby, the shopkeeper and Shi Niang sat opposite each other, and Xiao Guo looked at the door and waited for Xiaobei to come back.

"Hey, shopkeeper, here you are. ”

Hearing Xiao Guo's report, the shopkeeper asked, "Shi Niang, are you ready?"

"Oh, don't worry, isn't it acting? ”

"What is Mesbourg?"

"Mei Lanfang, Stanley, Brethett, I understand. ”

Seeing Xiaobei enter, Shi Niang hurriedly knelt down, holding the placket of the shopkeeper's clothes, crying hoarsely, and her liver and intestines were broken: "Boss, I beg you, you can have mercy on me, pity me, you can give me a little coil to go home." ”

Xiaobei came over to help Shi Niang, "Auntie, aren't you quite rich?"

The shopkeeper also took a hand, "Come on, come on, sit down and talk." ”

Shi Niang was still crying at this time: "That was before, but now there is no more, and I can't even eat." ”

"You've spent all that money?"

"That's not it, I'm gluttonous, lazy and can't work, and I have to eat all the gold and silver. ”

Everyone was shocked by Shi Niang's acting skills, and Xiao Guo and Xiucai were even brought into the mood and cried.

"Then you can make another profit. ”

"How do you make money, how do you make money? You listen to my voice, how do I make money? Lang Jun, are you hungry and panicked, Huo Huo Huo. ”

"Stop singing!" the shopkeeper interrupted the desperate song, and then squeezed out two crocodile tears, "what a pitiful thing." ”

Shi Niang has fully integrated into the role: "What are you pitiful? I deserve it, which one tells me that I can't do anything but sing?"

Xiaobei has already been blinded: "Didn't you say that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented?"

"That's my nonsense, a good woman, you must have both ability and integrity, you know?"

Hearing that Shi Niang performed exactly according to her own intentions, the shopkeeper was very happy: "That's good, Xiaobei listen." ”

"Xiaobei, you look at your aunt like this, you must learn a lesson. ”

"What lesson?"

Seeing that the other party was still ignorant, Shi Niang slapped the table fiercely, "Hey, you baby, you have to watch me beg along the street and corpse on the street, but it's over?"

"No, I don't. ”

"What's nothing, ah, hurry back and go back to study. ”

The rest of the crowd also raised their eyebrows and said coldly: "Don't go quickly." ”

Becky ran back to the backyard in a daze.

Shi Niang pointed to the direction where Xiaobei ran and laughed softly, "Hey, I'm okay with my performance, right?"

Crowd Excited + Moved + Sports:

"It's just wonderful. ”

"Mesb has it all. ”

"The opera is stylized. ”

"Experiential. ”

"Distancing effect. ”

"Plus individual talent. ”

Hearing everyone's praise, Hu Shi Niang sighed: "Oh, I hope that when she grows up, she can understand your hard work." ”

The shopkeeper shook his head: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, but there is no harm in reading more books, what do you say?"

Hearing this, Shi Niang was even more embarrassed: "Hey, it's good that I have a sister-in-law like you when I am young." ”

Seeing that the result he wanted had been achieved, the shopkeeper did not break his promise, "Take this hundred taels of silver." ”

Shi Niang was a little flattered: "Oh, so many." ”

"This is your money, safe journey. ”

Shi Niang took the purse and saluted everyone: "Then there will be a period later." ”

Shi Niang hummed the soup below and ran out of the inn, and the shopkeeper watched her leave at the door, "Oh, I finally got one thing." ”

Chu Nan poured a basin of cold water on her on the side: "If I were you, I wouldn't be so happy." ”

"Why?"

"She's just gone, can we take care of her, or didn't take care of her? We owe Yi Honglou the fifty taels of silver.......

The shopkeeper rushed out of the door and shouted: "Shi Niang, give back fifty taels, ten Niang!"