Where is this?

Who am I?

What am I doing?

Zhang Fanren's sanity gradually faded away, and the final stage of trying to make the potion X101 finally played a role, and the IQ of the person taking the medicine completely became infantile. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Try to make potion X101,Developed by the hands of the most intelligent and capable seventh generation of demon kings,By extracting foam slime essence,Mixed with the epidermal extract of the rotting corpse,Then add the core of the sludge monster,Finally, a little bit of the demon king's experience,Originally, it was just because it was very smelly and was sealed up to deal with the special weapon used by the brave.,I don't know its specific purpose.,The side effects are completely unknown.。 This is also the reason why Sitina left the house after handing over the potion to Zhang Fanren, because it really stinks.

At this time, the culprit of this matter, a certain former demon king, was sitting in a taxi, and when General Jace, who was recognized by her as a fellow countryman from another world, talked about the common sense of the earth, General Jace looked confused and could only nod frequently.

"Why did you suddenly become honest?" Princess Ahir glanced at the little brave man who had quieted down, puzzled.

"Are you too tired from making too much trouble, or are you hungry?"

The two princesses, who had not yet married, looked at each other, what should the baby do when they were hungry?

"Why don't you find the Brave Man, since you live with him, then he must have a way. ”

The two of them reached a consensus in an instant, and it is common sense to hand over difficulties to the brave. But after the two of them searched around the house, they didn't find the figure of the brave man, as if the world had evaporated, and only the clothes in the courtyard could prove that he had ever existed.

"Ladia, have you found the Brave?"

"Sister, I didn't find it here, where did the brave go?"

"I can't find it either, but the room over there is a kitchen, let's go find something to eat for him."

The two people who had nothing to do had to choose to find some food first, but at this time, a black shadow suddenly jumped out and snatched the little brave man in Ahir's hand.

"Ahh Ahir screamed, looked at the strange animal that ran away with the little brave man in his mouth, and wondered, "This is the dog I saw outside just now, right?"

"Judging from the characteristics, it looks like it is indeed a dog of the earth, and it looks so small. ”

"No, chase it, it's not going to eat the baby!"

The two men chased down the corridor to the door, only to find that the door would not open.

The husky behind the door put the baby down, sniffed at the baby, and barked at several other dogs, "This is really Lao Zhang." ”

"How did you get so small? Are those two women with great bodies legendary witches who can turn adults into babies and eat them?"

"No, Xiaotai, where did you hear this strange statement? ”

"All appearances are illusory, and what is the difference between adults and babies, just skins. ”

The corners of the two dogs' mouths twitched, and they said in unison: "Master, just shut up!"

The pit bull shook his head and closed his eyes.

"What then, will the two women kill us too?" the poodle looked at the door with a shudder.

"Flame Spear Technique!" suddenly came a majestic voice from behind the door.

Immediately after the scorching heat approached, the wooden door was slammed open by a huge force, and a wave of heat hit, and the burning flame spear had burst in!

The two dogs couldn't care about the brave man on the ground anymore, the dog's life was critical, and he kicked his foot and quickly jumped to the side.

Rumble!

The flame spear directly hit the little brave man on the ground who was wrapped in a towel.

For a moment, the two people who broke into the door and the two dogs who fled for their lives in the store were dumbfounded.

The next moment, Zhang Fanren stood up from the fire unscathed, and with a slight wave of his hand, the remaining trace of sparks dissipated into the air. As a brave man, although he does not have outstanding magical talents, it does not mean that he does not have strong magic resistance, in fact, there are very few magic spells that can actually cause damage to brave people.

He looked at the two princesses who were stunned, and said in surprise: "Why are you looking at me with such eyes?"

Princess Ladia quickly covered her face and turned her head.

Princess Ahir's face was pale, and she walked up to the brave man in two steps, raised her hand and threw it down!

Smack!

Zhang Fanren covered his cheeks, looked at the princess who was walking away, and said depressedly, "How did I provoke her?"

The husky on the side shook his head and sighed: "Lao Zhang, although it is indeed important to say that killing must die, but you are a man." ”

"Well, I have to say, Lao Zhang's figure is not bad, this ass is warped. ”

The retired brave reacted instantly, covered the important parts and ran back to the room.

After changing clothes, Zhang Fanren stood in the center of the room, with Arshiel and Laetia standing behind the desk in front of him, and two dogs standing behind him.

Wait! Why is there a court in my house? Can magic even do this?

"Lord Brave, do you admit everything about the victim above?"

"No, I...... I don't know anything. ”

"Wow!"

"Silence, silence!" Ahir pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and knocked on the small gavel in his hand: "The testimony of the victim and the witnesses are consistent, as well as the evidence at the scene, all point to the facts of your crime, what else do you have to say?"

I'm a brave man, I can't sit still, I must fight to the end!

Zhang Fanren stood up straight and said, "Your Excellency, there is actually a deeper inside story about this incident......

"Shut up, you criminal, please recognize your identity and kneel down to speak!"

No, didn't you call me the brave man in the first place? I'm a brave man, and although I have retired, kneeling down will damage my reputation.

"Is the transgressor going to despise the law?"

"This is the territory of the People's Republic of China, and I only accept the judgment of Chinese law!"

"The victim is from the Empire as well as from the Kingdom of Norder, and we have the right to apply for an extradition judgment. Guards, enforce!"

"Wow!" Huskies and poodles on the side mercilessly walked behind their boss and crashed into his knees, and the brave man faced the greatest humiliation of his life!

"Since the offender has knelt down, it is obvious that he has admitted the facts of the crime, so this court pronounces the verdict ......"

"Wait! Your process is not right, I have something to say. ”

"The court can not listen to the words of the offender, please wait until the verdict is over!"

"This is all the Demon King's conspiracy, you should arrest the Demon King!" the brave shouted loudly.

"Oh?" Ahir pushed his glasses and narrowed his eyes, "You mean to say that the Demon King that the Brave Lord has already defeated is still alive, and he still tricked you into committing crimes?"

"Uh. A cold sweat broke out on Zhang Fanren's back, the fact that the demon king is still alive in the other world is not known, and the secret behind it is indeed clear, but it is not something that can be said casually, and the brave man is silent.

"The perpetrator's fabricated testimony in an attempt to exonerate himself is appalling, all stand and the perpetrator remains on his knees!"

"Wang!"

"This court believes that the crime of the perpetrator using illegal means to obtain the trust of the first princess of the victim empire and the third princess of the Norder Kingdom, entering the bathroom to peep into the princess bathing, and repeatedly obstructing the progress of the trial with words during the trial, refusing to admit the crime, remembering the fact that the offender was once a brave man and saved the mainland, according to the laws of the empire, it is hereby announced that the offender is sentenced to death!"

"No, Your Excellency, why is it just a death sentence, and shouldn't the brave have immunity?"

"It must be a capital offense to peep into the bath of the princess! ”

"Wait a minute! Even if I do...... The crime you are talking about, but you two should be illegal entry now, you are also criminals, and you have no right to judge me!"

"Ladia, are we entering the country illegally?"

"Probably not, we have this thing. As she spoke, Laetia took out two small red notebooks.

Zhang Fanren looked at the two words on the small notebook and said in surprise: "Impossible, how can you have a passport?"

"This is obtained from the right way, in short, the offender, please confess. ”

Zhang Fanren rushed forward and snatched his passport and opened it, his brows furrowed.

These two passports do not look unusual, and the names on them are indeed the real names of the two princesses, obviously using Chinese, but the country that signed this passport is not China, but a country called Brive Island.

Since the two princesses are coming to him, he must be responsible for the safety of the two of them, so he must ask thoroughly about these two passports of unknown origin.

"Where did you get these two passports?"

Achill looked at the brave man's eyes, knowing that he was seriously asking questions, she also put away her smile and said, "This is the oracle lord gave us, she said that if the earth is in trouble, she will show this." ”

The old woman, since she prepared it, should be fine.

Zhang Fanren's ears moved, and he seemed to hear a slight sound coming from outside the door. He walked to the door and pulled it open, revealing a small figure rolling into the room.

There was also a man he knew very well, General Jace!

Jace directly hugged Zhang Mortal Bear into his arms and said loudly: "Haha, we finally meet again, Lord Brave!"

Zhang Fanren broke free of Jace and said unhappily, "Why are you here too?"

"Why? Don't you welcome me? Aren't we drinking and shopping together...... Not. ”

Zhang Fanren covered his mouth: "Haha, I miss you so much, Brother Jace, let's have a good talk later." ”

With that, he nervously turned to look at Achill and Lydia.

However, the two of them didn't even notice what was happening by the door, and their eyes were all focused on some former demon king lying on the floor.

"Hmm, who opened the door?" Stina pouted.

"What is your name, what is your name, cute little girl?"

"Are you the one who lives with the Brave?"

Sitina looked at the two little girls who didn't know her at all with a puzzled expression, for the demon king whose real age was unknown, the two princesses could indeed only be regarded as little girls, she turned her head to look at Zhang Fanren, and muttered in her heart: What, wink?

Sitina gave a covert thumbs up to the retired brave, she lifted her white coat that was stained with mud and had several holes, and laughed proudly: "That's right, the one who lives with that tattered brave man is this king, Sitina!

The retired brave man thought to himself: I seem to have been sentenced to death just now, why haven't I been executed yet?