Chapter 4 The retired brave are very aggrieved
Zhang Fanren was really annoyed, he wanted to know why he just agreed to let Laetia stay, but even Ahir started to get her luggage from her magic space as a matter of course, and the amount of luggage she brought was obviously ready to stay here!
The magic space is the personal space of the magician in the other world, which cannot be seen by the naked eye, but it is real, and the size of this space is generally proportional to the strength of the magic power, which means that the magic space of a retired brave man whose magic talent is almost zero is also pitifully small. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
There is no source of magic power on the earth, no matter how strong your magic power is, it is useless on the earth, and the retired brave can only comfort themselves in their hearts, but in fact, it is true, once the magic power reserves in the body of the magician on the earth are exhausted, they are not even as strong as a normal person.
Wait, Ahir, what is this thing you brought out?wardrobe?Who would anyone go out with a wardrobe?Lydia is also troubled...... Haunt...... Sleepy...... Why do you have to bring a wardrobe with you! Do princesses have to bring a wardrobe when they go out?
In order to take care of these two real princesses, Zhang Fanren cleaned up the room that was originally used as a warehouse because of the large area, but although it is said to be a large area, at best it is only about 20 square meters, after all, Zhang Fanren's store and the few rooms behind it are located in the old street, which was left to him by his parents before returning to the countryside, and the pattern is like this.
Arshir frowned slightly, sneaked a glance at a mortal, leaned over to Lydia's ear and whispered, "What should I do? It seems that there are no two beds here, do you have a bed?"
"Bring it, it's really small here, is the brave actually very poor?"
"Be quiet, don't let him hear it, he'll have low self-esteem. ”
"Why don't we pay him somewhat? ”
"I think so, so it's decided, use mine for the bed, right?"
"Well, it's all up to Sister Arshier. ”
A certain poor and inferior retired brave man had a gloomy face: "I said that if you want to say it, just speak quietly, I heard it." ”
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"Ah, it's really rude, then, can the brave ask you out?"
"Huh?"
"The next thing to take out may be a bit intimate and not easy for men to see. ”
"So, Lord Brave, can I ask you to go out and bring it to the door by the way?"
When Zhang Fanren reacted, he was already squatting outside the door, and there was only one biggest question in his heart: Isn't this my house?
A certain husky walked up to him, and the dog's paw handed over a cigarette: "Lao Zhang, let's have one." ”
"Thank you. Zhang Fanren subconsciously took it, reacted immediately, grabbed the husky's neck, and asked: "Old Ha, where did you get your cigarettes! Didn't I tell you to quit smoking? How can you sell the smell of cigarettes!"
"Wow!"
The door behind him opened slightly.
"Sister, is the brave man talking to a dog?"
"Hey, Lord Brave may be too lonely, he is sick when he lives here alone, we need to take care of his feelings more. ”
"I see, I'll be very obedient and not make him angry. ”
"Well, Laetia is so good. ”
"Smack!" the door closed again.
No, no, I'm not lonely enough to talk to dogs, and don't you know my gift of God, Ahir?
Zhang Fanren decided to completely change their wrong opinion of himself, so he stood up, straightened his clothes, puffed up his chest, and knocked lightly on the door: "Ahem, excuse me, can you open the door?"
"Squeak. The door was gently opened, and Ahir behind the door looked at the brave man with a cautious look.
"I said, this is my home, and I'm not a thief, why are you so wary of me?"
"The princess's room is not visible to men, so please be considerate. ”
"In that case, then I'll say it here, Letia also listen, I don't live here alone, I have a person who lives with me, although I am a small child, and my temper is not very good, but I am not lonely at all!"
A look of complete distrust!
"Ladia, you don't want to be like this when you grow up. ”
"Got it, sister. Letia will try to make friends. ”
"Smack!"
"Woo woo, old ha, they bully me!" the useless retired brave man squatted down.
"Hey, women, the more beautiful the more troublesome it is, look at it. ”
Why is it a dog that comforts me! At least give me a boyfriend!
"Squeak. ”
Zhang Fanren looked back in surprise: "Do you believe me?"
The pinprick-like eyes pierced Zhang Fanren's heart, and Ahir covered the hem of the short skirt that he didn't know when he had changed and said coldly: "Lord Brave, it's a big sin to squat in front of the female door and wait to peep at the bottom of the skirt." ”
"No, I ......," the retired brave man who couldn't argue slammed his head against the wall.
"Now that the Brave Man realizes his mistake, then I forgive you, excuse me, where is the bathroom? Laetia and I want to take a bath. ”
"Turn left at the end of the hallway. ”
"Please get out of the way, or we won't be able to get out." ”
The retired brave squatted to the side with the husky.
"By the way, Lord Brave, don't peek, or we'll have a worse impression of you. ”
The two princesses, who were about to enter the bath, walked to the bathroom, leaving the fragrance that filled the hallway.
"The figure is really good, the big one is okay, the small one will not exceed eighteen, and it is so good. ”
I don't know when, a certain poodle also stood by the brave's side.
"Xiaotai, look at it again, believe it or not, I castrated you!" Zhang Fanren was very angry, he wanted to vent his anger!
The poodle quickly clamped his hind legs and shook his head.
"Lao Zhang, don't be angry, come to a cigarette to relieve your boredom. ”
Heavens! The brave are wailing......
"What is this?" Zhang Fanren's hand took out a small bottle from his pocket, it was the "Trial Potion X101" obtained from Sitina, and the blue liquid rippled slightly in the bottle, reflecting the demonic smile on the face of the retired brave.
"Xiaotai, is Lao Zhang stupid?"
The poodle didn't speak, but shook his head.
"He said he wouldn't let you see it, he didn't mean he wouldn't let you speak. ”
"Whew, is that so? I thought he wasn't allowed to speak, but whether he was stupid or not, I'd better go back to sleep. ”
"I always feel a little uneasy, forget it, let's go back. ”
Standing around the corner leading to the bathroom, the retired brave man sneakily opened the "Trial Potion X101", and a peculiar smell wafted out.
"Gross. Zhang Fanren almost threw up all his lunch.
What the hell does it smell like, even canned herring, which is known as the world's smelliest food!
But the brave will never give up, this is not voyeurism, this is revenge, this is the price of your disrespect for the brave. Repeatedly declare, this is definitely not voyeurism, this is definitely not voyeurism, this is definitely not voyeurism, important things must be said three times, because the brave should never have the idea of voyeurism.
Zhang Fanren pinched his nose and gritted his teeth...... No, wait, you can smell this smell even if you pinch your nose, it's not like you can drink it by gritting your teeth. And this is something I got from that demon king, could it be a fraud? Zhang Fanren's heart struggled.
No, the brave can't be looked down upon, and since it's decided, it must be done.
"Goo-dong...... Vomit...... Knock knock!"
In the smoky bathhouse, Princess Achill and Princess Laetia are soaking in the bath and enjoying the summer sauna. Of course, the hot water is forcibly boiled using fire-based magic, which is not difficult for Ahir, who is a high-level magician.
"Sure enough, it's the most comfortable to take a bath. I didn't expect there to be a bath here, although it's a little smaller. ”
"Hehe, sister, is it really good for you to tease the brave man like this?"
"It's okay, that's what he likes the most, and I'm more concerned about the fact that he says there's someone he lives with. ”
"But I don't feel anyone else in the house. ”
"Well, I didn't feel it either, maybe the Brave was really lonely, so I came up with an imaginary companion. ”
"The brave man is also having a hard time. ”
"Shhh
"Could it be that the brave man really came to peep?"
"No way, he doesn't have the guts, if only he really had the guts. ”
"Sister, what did you say?"
"No, I didn't say anything, I'll go out and have a look. As she spoke, Achill climbed out of the bath, wrapped herself in a bath towel, and when she walked past the mirror, she glanced slightly, the mirror was covered in fog and she couldn't see anything, but Achill knew that her face must have been red.
"I guess the water is so hot. ”
"Sister?"
"Ah, it's nothing, then I'll go out and have a look. ”
"Squeak. Ahir poked his head out slightly, there was no one around, and outside the bathroom was a small yard with some unrecognizable flowers, but nothing else was seen.
"Huh?" Achill looked down and finally saw something that made her curious.
A pile of clothes was scattered on the dirt on the ground, and Ahir recognized it as the clothes of the brave, but why did the clothes of the brave be left here?
Ahir opened his clothes, and there was a white and tender baby lying inside, sleeping soundly with his eyes closed! Ahir picked up the baby and looked around suspiciously, then turned around and walked into the bathroom.
"Sister, what is this?" Laetia looked at the baby with the same curiosity.
"I don't know, but when I went out, I saw him on the ground, wrapped in the clothes of the Brave One. ”
"Could it be that this is the Brave Lord's Transfiguration?"
"It's impossible, not to mention that his magic level is so low that he can't even turn into a stone, and even the Oracle Lord can't turn into a baby. ”
"That's right. In this way, is this the person who lived with him that the brave man said, and he is really small. ”
The baby suddenly came to his senses, stared at the smoke in the bathroom with big eyes, and struggled violently.
"Wow, wow, wow!"
"It doesn't seem to be very good-tempered, it seems to be right. ”
"Is this his child? It looks like it's a little bit alike, not good-looking at all, hehe. ”
"Well, it's true, seeing that he's covered in mud, let's wash it for him. ”
"Hey, don't move, I'll kick you again! ”
The retired brave man who drank the potion and turned into a baby and lost his ability to speak was very aggrieved in the face of such a vivid picture, because he couldn't turn his head at all when he was pressed by Achill, and he couldn't see anything behind him, and there was fog in front of him, and even Ladia's figure was blurry.
"Wow, wow, wow!"
"Why are you crying so much all of a sudden?"
"I don't know, isn't it too hot? Would you like to pour some cold water?"
The shampoo got into my eyes!
"Splash!" a scoop of cold water fell on the head of the little retired brave.