Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Have Good News and Bad News

"Husband~~"

Yang Huilan's delicate voice sounded in the lobby.

Xiao Guo is not a lily, and in the face of coquettish women, especially beautiful women, he only feels goosebumps all over his body. But this is what she has done, and she is not good at speaking ill of others, so she can only pretend to be stupid:

"Who, who's your husband?"

"Husband, what do you mean by that?"

Xiao Guo couldn't help but shudder, "You can't help but call me husband, I sound awkward." ”

"Okay, husband.."

"Huh?" Xiao Guo's eyes widened, don't say it, it's really like that.

"Then I'll change the name."

The big mouth looked at the two of them, "Hurry up and change one, hurry up and change it." ”

"Then I'll call you Xianggong, Xianggong~~"

As she spoke, Yang Huilan was about to pounce on Xiao Guo, and the big mouth on the side was gritting her teeth.

Xiao Guo dodged and dodged Yang Huilan's "magic hand", and then began to frantically blacken herself: "Miss Yang, I have a lot of shortcomings, by the way, I also have violent tendencies, and I especially like to beat my wife." ”

"I like to beat my wife."

"Huh?"

"Hitting hurts, scolding is love, if you don't beat me for a day, I'll give you a worry."

Xiao Guo was directly killed in seconds for such a cheap reason, but if he can't do it, then he will have another plan:

"I, I already have a wife, and more than one."

The rest of the people all looked at Yang Huilan to see what other strange reasons she could come up with.

Who knew that Yang Huilan sat directly next to Xiao Guo and twisted: "Then I will admit it, there are more people, and the food is very fragrant." As he spoke, he glanced back at the crowd, "You said yes?" ”

Several people covered their faces one after another, and they couldn't bear to look at them directly, only Li Dazui lay on the table and wept secretly.

Xiao Guo also began to soar his acting skills, squeezed a few drops of "bitter tears", and lamented: "It can't be fragrant, my poor family can't open the pot." ”

"Then I will marry a chicken and a chicken, and a dog and a dog, whether you are rich or poor, good or bad, I will follow you."

To be honest, hearing this passage, several people were still very moved, such a loyal woman is rare. But in this way, it will be more difficult for Xiao Guo to get rid of her.

In the end, Xiao Guo also let go and said bluntly: "Even if I am a woman? ”

Yang Huilan didn't react at first, and nodded again and again: "Yes, even if you are a woman... Female?! ”

Xiao Guo laughed loudly, then got up.

"I'm sorry, I'm a woman."

Yang Huilan refused to believe it for a while, she suspected that this was Guo Furong's plan to get rid of her.

"You, you're joking with me, aren't you?"

Guo Furong directly ripped off her headscarf and spread her hair, "I used to be the same as you, with yellow hair and split ends, but since I used Li Dazui to grind sesame oil, everything has changed." After speaking, he also stroked his hair, which was indescribably charming and moving.

Yang Huilan really believed it now, and she was so angry that she shot the case directly, her chest rose and fell, and she looked like she was about to explode.

"Okay, I have crossed all the rivers, but I didn't expect the boat to capsize in the gutter and fall into the hands of your little woman. Okay, you wait for me! ”

Xiao Guo didn't take her threat to heart at all, and she still looked like a hanger.

However, the shopkeeper was very distressed about Big Mouth, and she decided to pull a red line for Big Mouth:

"Miss Yang, don't be sad first, as the saying goes, there are mountains outside the mountains, there are heavens outside the sky, thousands of miles of marriage are linked, come, please sit." The shopkeeper sat down directly next to Yang Huilan, "If you have fate, you will pass through the door, and if you don't have fate, you will be on your own, why do you have to dance with knives and guns, and compete to recruit relatives?" Besides, does your other half have to have a good martial arts? ”

Yang Huilan was silent when she heard this, and then looked at her sweetheart with a big mouth and sang her heart:

"Since I saw you at the Tongfu Inn that day~ It's like the spring breeze blowing you in my heart..."

The brothers patted the big mouth on the shoulder, and then gave the two of them a chance to be alone.

It's a pity that fate can't be reluctant, Yang Huilan still left....

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For four or five days, the big mouth still did not slow down, and when cooking, he either forgot to put salt, or he lacked vinegar, and the guests complained every day. And he sat on the threshold whenever he was free, looking at the direction Yang Huilan left, and chanting Huilan's name stupidly.

Seeing the appearance of Big Mouth, everyone was also very distressed, but whoever made the sin was responsible for cleaning it up, so Xiao Guo was sent to comfort Big Mouth.

But everyone ignores that Xiao Guo is also a wonder, this girl doesn't take the usual path, and she starts to play treasure when she goes up:

"Gently gone, as she came gently, with a wave of the sword, leaving only two scabbards!"

The big mouth didn't reply, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Okay, big mouth, how many days have it been, if you continue like this, your body and bones will not be able to bear it."

If you want to say who this Li Dazui hates the most at this stage, it is definitely Xiao Guo, so Dazui will definitely not have any good tone towards her:

"I don't need you to worry about my own business!"

"Okay, don't be angry, it's a big deal I'll pay you another wife."

Loud mouth stood up, "What are you going to pay?" ”

Guo Furong pointed to the tip of her nose, "I..."

"You? Then forget it, I don't want to marry me if you want to. As he spoke, he distanced himself from Xiao Guo.

Before this was put aside, Xiao Guo had already beaten him so much that he didn't know what his surname was, but he was here to "treat the crime and make meritorious contributions", and it was not good to use violent means.

"Hey, Li Dazui, you tell me clearly, what am I not worthy of you? Also, if you want to compete so much, I'll set you up a game when I go back. ”

As soon as he said this, Xing Zhutou came.

"What? What better than? ”

You must know that Lao Xing's "glorious deeds" of recruiting relatives in martial arts a few days ago have spread throughout the entire Seven Heroes Town, and he is so ashamed that he has not been embarrassed to come to the door these days.

"Don't get excited, it's none of your business."

Old Xing breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, nothing happened to me." Then, he was not polite and served directly to the table.

"I have good news and bad news here, which one would you like to hear?"

The big mouth cried with a sad face, and his heart was like a knife, where was he still in the mood to listen to the bad news, and said bluntly: "Okay." ”

"The Black Wind Village has been swept away, the scene is a mess, those bandits are either missing arms or legs, ahhahaha..."

Xiao Guo hurriedly poured a bowl of tea for Lao Xing and praised: "Your work efficiency is quite high." ”

Lao Xing took the tea bowl, "This is not what we did, let's talk about the bad news, there are still a handful of bandits wandering outside, and they may come over to seek revenge at any time." ”

"What kind of revenge are you looking for?"

Lao Xing hugged the tea bowl and began to tell the whole story, "According to the confession of the bandit at the scene, there was a woman who competed at the gate of the cottage to recruit relatives, resulting in most of the thieves' deaths and injuries. ”

"Huh?"

Xiao Guo suddenly had an ominous premonition, and when Dazui heard about the martial arts competition, he also came to his senses, because the woman was most likely Yang Huilan.

Lao Xing took a sip of tea and continued: "Don't be nervous, there is another good news and a bad news below, which one do you listen to first?" ”

"Bad."

"He said his name was Guo Furong."

When Xiao Guo heard this, he fell directly from the chair to the ground in fright.

Facts have proved that some things cannot be done, and they will be retributed, and this is really a June debt, and it must be repaid quickly.

But now there is still a glimmer of life, Xiao Guo immediately got up from the ground and asked, "What about the good news." ”

"Before leaving, the woman tortured the thieves to extract a confession, and asked all the cottages within a radius of 500 miles, and she shouted in front of a cottage: I am Guo Furong, I am Guo Furong..."

Xiao Guo was already stupid, "That means that... Dad, help me! With that, he collapsed to the ground again.

As for the big mouth, he went back to the house sleepwalking, and he was still muttering:

"Huilan, Huilan...."