Chapter Twenty-Seven: By Mistake, Xiao Guo Married a Wife
At noon, the mud-covered Xiaobei and the panting Guo Furong came back from outside.
Chu Nan looked at it and was very curious: "Where have you been? ”
Xiao Guo was so tired that he couldn't speak, but he waved his hand again and again, Chu Nan understood and immediately poured her a bowl of tea.
"Thank you. After barely saying two words, Xiao Guo hugged the tea bowl and drank it.
At this time, Xiaobei, who was standing on the side, spoke: "We have met a bandit." ”
"Huh?"
"We just entered the mountain..."
"Wait, what are you doing in the mountains? Didn't you tell you there were bandits?"
Xiaobei's eyes rolled, "That's not important, the important thing is that as soon as we entered the mountain, we encountered bandits robbing things, and Sister Xiao Guo hid behind the tree with me in her arms." ”
Seeing this, Chu Nan could almost guess it, child, the more you don't let him do anything, the more he will have to do it with you, coupled with Xiaobei's strong curiosity, maybe she deliberately wants to see what the bandit looks like. As for Xiao Guo, it is very likely that he was instigated or implicated by her.
"And then?"
The little girl tilted her little head, "Later, then we came back." ”
"What about the bandits?"
"Hey, we left early, we hid behind the tree for half a morning, and Sister Xiao Guo was so scared that she was sweating. ”
At this time, Xiao Guo finally drank enough, and hurriedly retorted: "I'm hot." ”
Xiaobei didn't give Guo Furong face, and directly dismantled the stage: "Then what are you shaking?"
"I, I, I, cold. ”
"Are you hot or cold?"
Xiao Guo was forced into a corner, so he had to forcibly throw the pot: "Hmph, I don't do it with the bandits, I'm afraid of being dragged down by you, you can find me someone who can beat me now, if I don't beat him all over the place, I won't be surnamed Guo!"
Xiaobei pursed his lips, "Where can I find you someone to fight now?"
Chu Nan looked at the two of them who looked like fighting cocks, and they were speechless, "Okay, okay, I think you better hurry up and change your clothes." ”
As soon as the two saw that their bodies were indeed dirty enough, they prepared for a truce first, and then fought off when they were tidy.
At this moment, the big mouth beat and ran in from outside.
“..... You shoot ten, I shoot ten, this daughter-in-law is worth marrying. ”
"Which daughter-in-law?" Xiao Guo asked casually without knowing the inside story.
Hearing this, the big mouth was even more embarrassed, "This afternoon, I was competing on the East Street stage to recruit relatives, all come, all come." After saying that, he hurried to the backyard.
"Recruiting relatives in martial arts?"
Xiao Bei suddenly smiled, and used a radical method on Xiao Guo: "Now, now that you can call, why don't you go?"
Xiao Guo naturally refused to admit it, and his fingers clicked, with a cruel smile on his face.
"It seems that my aunt and grandmother are going to come out again!"
Of course, Chu Nan knew that Xiao Guo was going to stir up the situation this time, but he still didn't stop it. First, even Yang Huilan can beat her big mouth all over the ground to find her teeth with her bare hands, and second, Yang Huilan has made it clear that "you want everything, just don't have a big mouth", so she is by no means a good match for a big mouth.
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In the afternoon, seeing the agreed moment of the martial arts competition, Mo Xiaobei entangled Li Dazui as planned to buy time for Xiao Guo, and Xiao Guo also disguised himself as a man and went to rob Hu neatly.
As soon as Yang Huilan's father and daughter left the door of the inn, they saw a figure flash from the corner of the street.
"Please stay, two of you!"
Yang Huilan fixed her eyes and saw that she was a handsome and chic "son-in-law" with red lips and white teeth. The boy is holding a folding fan, with an extraordinary bearing, and he has a romantic style.
Yang Huilan's eyes lit up, she fell in love with Guo Furong at first sight, and secretly promised her, but it was not easy to say it clearly.
Of course, Guo Furong didn't know Yang Huilan's thoughts, she just came to fight. I saw Xiao Guo throw the folding fan away, and said solemnly: "I heard that your martial arts are good, let's compare." ”
Who knew that the old man suddenly jumped out, "No, you have to pay the registration fee first, two dollars of silver." ”
Although Yang Huilan secretly hated the old man who did bad things, she still nodded reservedly on the surface.
But for Guo Furong, who has sold herself in the inn for 20 years, how can she have any money left to pay the registration fee?
At this moment, a sound of breaking wind sounded.
Hidden weapons?
Xiao Guo took it casually, it was a piece of loose silver, no more, no less, two dollars. When she looked up, she found Chu Nan leaning on the big pillar at the entrance of the inn.
Xiao Guo didn't talk nonsense, and directly threw the silver into the old man's hand, and then opened the shelf.
"Time is of the essence, so let's get started!"
Yang Huilan clenched her fists, "Then offend." ”
When the old man saw it, he hurriedly presented the double sword. Yang Huilan grabbed the handle of the knife, pulled it out, choked, and the double knife was unsheathed, but at this time, the blade was only half cut off, as if it had been filed by someone.
Yang Huilan didn't expect this situation in advance, and was stunned for a while.
Xiao Guo laughed when he saw this: God really helps me.
"Overwhelming!"
Facing Xiao Guo's palm, Yang Huilan didn't dodge or dodge, as if she was still immersed in the surprise just now. However, according to Chu Nan's guess, this Yang Huilan is estimated to be in love with "Guo Gongzi" at first sight, so she half-pushed, well, you know.
only heard Yang Huilan's "scream" and fell to the ground.
"Childe's martial arts are so good, the slave family will be your person from now on. ”
"Huh?!"
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Half an hour later, everyone gathered in the lobby, but it was distinct. Guo Furong is still dressed in men's clothes, hanging, standing without standing, sitting without sitting, occupying half of the country alone.
The rest of the people gathered around the heartbroken Li Dazui, and confronted Guo Furong opposite, and severely denounced him.
Especially Lao Bai, as the main participant in this plan, and the good brother of the big mouth, is even more indignant: "If you let others pick up the cheap, forget it, what do you say your daughter is doing with it?"
Xiao Guo was said to be embarrassed, but he couldn't pull his face to admit his mistake, and he had to look at Chu Nan's at the critical moment:
"I don't think it's a bargain, to be honest, with Xiao Guo's kung fu, Yang Huilan will definitely lose more and win less. ”
Xiao Guo was very happy when she heard Chu Nan help her speak, but in the end, she began to despise her martial arts, which is simply unbearable for her uncle and grandmother!
"Hey, what are you talking about, she can beat me with no knives? ”
"Ahem, I can remind you, Yang Huilan still has a Western Regions Flame Knife, it is estimated that she has already practiced to the third layer, even if you are like this, you will have to hurt your muscles and bones if you take a beat, and the fire poison will enter your body. Speaking of this, Chu Nan glanced at the big mouth again, "If you don't know how to run into it at all, tsk..."
Chu Nan didn't say it explicitly, but everyone knew that he was banging on his mouth.
"Then why did she lose to me?" Guo Furong was puzzled.
Chu Nan smiled: "It must have been love at first sight for 'Guo Gongzi', otherwise she would have stood there motionless and let you fight?"
Xiao Guo Yi recalled that this was indeed the case, and after Yang Huilan was slapped, the screams were too fake, and he was able to get up and hug her immediately.
"Then what should people do now?" Xiao Guo coquettishly to everyone.
After listening to Chu Nan's analysis, everyone couldn't say anything more, only the shopkeeper, as a confidant big sister, poked her forehead lightly, "Now that you know that you're in trouble, why did you go earlier?"
At this moment, a voice came from the second floor and asked, "Stop, what are you going to do to my husband?"
When everyone saw it, it was Yang Huilan who had just changed her clothes.
The shopkeeper is not stupid, as soon as he saw this situation, he immediately retreated to Lao Bai's side, implying that this was her true destiny, and he would not think anything wrong about Xiao Guo.
As for Xiao Guo, the shopkeeper can only say: You still ask for more blessings!