Such a hilarious plot. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info And where is our protagonist Zhang Zhuhe?! Director Zhang!Deputy Director Zhang!Zhang's second-in-command!Great slut!Where are you......

Director Zhang Bei was lying there in the mourning hall pretending to be the "dead"... However, due to Zhang Meng's exaggerated performance that was too hard before, he was tired of acting and fell asleep! Entered the dream realm......

This is a great dream about Zhang Slut at this time (just like the German Kuhler of the earth, who saw the greatness of "benzene" in his dream). Later writers did their best to render it...... He even changed the scene (pasting gold on the face of the later Jade Emperor) and said that he suddenly fainted when he was giving a speech in the square (actually pretending to be dead), and got the prompt of the Emperor of Heaven to make this great dream...... In the literature that has passed tens of thousands of years (our hundreds or tens of millions of years), this short dream has been called "The Divine Call", "The Dream of the Great Man", "The Glory of the Ideal", "The Prompt of God", etc., etc. What's more, (just like today's Internet writers) simply changed the name of the holy master Zhu Gezhen seen in the slut's dream to Zhu Chuxiang, turned into a big beauty, and met the slut Jade Emperor in his dream (in this book, the Jade Emperor slut became a young emperor in this civilized country at the age of seventeen, I took it!) The title of the book is "Wushan Cloud and Rain"... Come and save these bloods......

The dream thing, I will not mention it here. The slut Jade Emperor "deceased" has been "woken up" by her youngest daughter "Little Monster Zhang Zhenqi" at this time with eight loud slaps...

Just now, this slut who is full of children. Sleeping on the mourning bed, awakened by his own shocking dreams... After steadying for a while, he said in his heart: "Who is cheaper than Lao Tzu! Blind your dog's eyes! With Lao Tzu's powerful skills that he has been thinking about the wall for more than ten years! You can look down on the universe ..." He called Emperor Wu Zhongdi, the dog-legged son who played his (deceased's) son next to him (his son was really on the banner on the side of the square at this time, and it was that Yang who was Shengjian, Yang Jian!)

His fake son, Emperor Wu... Wearing a mourning sleeve, he slowly walked out of the "mourning hall"... He said aloud: "The deceased has his last words again!" He said that ten representatives from the unit must be sent to visit his old man with his two daughters, and Uncle Huang and Uncle Li, two old colleagues who had made mistakes in front of the deceased, must also go in to visit him....... …

In the face of this old man's helpless cry... There was silence for a moment... Dog blood is here again...... There was another mad dog in the spirit shed, and that was Daqing's father Wang Congrong, Dr. Wang. Lao Wang shouted louder than Uncle Li: "Oh my God! The deceased has clearly woken up just now, and he is still yang!" (At this time, Xiao Zhenqi clenched her fists in disgust), and listened to Uncle Li's purple roar! Again, he fainted to death in pain! Fellow villagers, let's accumulate some virtue... The last thing the deceased said to me before he fainted was: Let me send someone to call his mother, Grandma Wenmeng! Colleagues! His wife, Zheng Wenmeng, the lion of Hedong, dare to shout casually? If the deceased dared to act in front of his wife, he would be beaten all over the ground and looking for teeth... That Xiao Ming! Hurry up! Go to Sister Wenmeng's residence and find the director's parents! Hurry up! This time the director doesn't look like he's joking! Hurry up! Xiao Ming! Be quick!"... Song Xiaoming, who got the hint a minute ago, flew out in a hurry and flew into the distance (the slut Zhang told him to go to the shopping mall in the big Chinese country)......

"Ahh Last time, because of telling a horror story to his daughter, the big beauty rushed to the unit and tortured Brother Zhang so miserably... It's miserable to see ..." (he monitored the crowd below, the crowd also spoofed him, everyone cracked the shielding device in his office, he sat in it like a transparent person, his wife was in it that day, punished kneeling, corrected his ears, let him learn the evil dog fairy to turn into a dog barking, become a dog crawling... Numerous... Happy)

The masses of the people are of great compassion... After urgent consultations between Leader Jia and the masses... A visiting group consisting of Uncle Huang and Uncle Li was officially formed. The twelve representatives and the two little girls brought by Xin Kefei's mother solemnly walked into the mourning hall... The nasty mourning music is still singing shamelessly: "Crazy! blow again... Langriglange, the wind is blowing again... Husband won't come back, hey, yes... It's windy, it's going to be again... Send the hero yes... Crazy... Crazy again... (It feels like crazy)"

Zhang Zhenqi pulled her sister Jia Wenqian, who was still sobbing softly (Qianqian didn't know he was a scoundrel because she didn't live with her father)... weirdly approached the so-called rotten "mourning hall" of the ugly father... The little girl stared at the face of the ugly father in the distance, and thought to herself: "This ugly father is so bad, (because no one in this country dares to beat young children) the hateful ugly father has no way to commit violence, so he has come up with a strategy to intimidate." Spread horror storylines at home for a long time, saying that a little girl on an alien planet, because she didn't listen to her great father Zhang, so the obedient father of last resort wanted to beat his unobedient daughter "Zhang Zhenqi" (it is such a coincidence), but his country is not allowed to beat children, what should I do! So the lovely father thought of asking for help from the gods in the sky, but the gods were worse than their fathers, and immediately sent two bad gods dressed as vicious dogs to beat the disobedient "Little Zhenqi" miserably... In the end, the ugly father proudly taught the children: This beautiful story (???) tells you a truth, children! You must listen to your father's words! Otherwise, the evil dog fairy master will go down to the world again... What's even more terrifying is that the gods beat the child, and they won't break the law..."

"It's moving! It's moving!(She found that the ugly dad was looking at herself, peeking at herself), and sure enough, he was pretending to be a fairy, pretending to be a vicious dog, and pretending to be an ugly uncle! But immediately he pretended to be dead and closed his eyes (he still had to act......

The drama can't go on! Unless the plot is changed temporarily... Because his daughter's ear scraper hit the face of the big director, the big protagonist, and the ugly father of the big rotten man at this time... The little girl confessed to death again, and only hit one part of the right side of her face..."Daddy asked you to pretend to cry and sympathize, but Xiao Nizi beat Dad like this! What should I do!?" The ugly dad who endured the pain closed his eyes and thought quickly......

Suddenly, Daddy is back to life... He picked up Xiao Qiqi, who was beating him, and kissed him violently, and shouted: "I know that I don't deserve to die, my daughter woke me up! Ahh From now on, we will resolutely not insult our subordinates, and we will resolutely not follow and spy on ......"

The eloquence of the slut, that is to look down on everything...... Coupled with tearful facial expressions... That's sweeping everything again... Hold a young daughter again, and tell her sadly there......

Uncle Huang and Li Shibo finally couldn't help it and moved their true feelings. The two ran over to support Bai Ren, and Uncle Huang said: "Xiao Zhang, okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, the child is still in your arms! Don't cry! Don't cry, as long as you know your mistakes and can change, we will forgive you............ The dog's blood "mourning hall" is finally going to be calm and get what you want......

The howls outside the mourning hall came in unexpectedly...

The big director, the big leader, the slut, stopped pretending to cry, and hugged his daughter and was stunned. Xin said: "This turtle son Yan Weisheng temporary worker doll, which play is this? Did Lao Tzu arrange this one? Ge Lao Tzu!

The deputy director inside is fake crying, and the dog-legged Yan Weisheng outside is really crying... Because there is an inexplicable extra mourning hall here... And then the group did not put up a banner ... The so-called "bosom friends all over the world"... The leaders of the other teams in the square, Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Ermazi, sent delegations one after another to ask if they were the same political leaders, and expressed sympathy and condolences...... Outside the mourning hall, the ground was full of flowers and crowds...

In the crowd in the unit, the masses were still angrily waiting for the director to come out and apologize, and they didn't care about these at all. … The heavy responsibility fell on Yan Weisheng, an intern, and Emperor Wu Zhongdi's two dogs..."Let's go back! Folks, the deceased is not completely out of breath! He needs to recuperate, recuperate! Do you know..." Emperor Wu kept explaining to the visiting delegates... The representative of the first military academy asked angrily: "What a ball! If you don't die, you will build a mourning hall, and you will not be able to curse yourself if you die soon! This person is too shameless!" As soon as Yan Weisheng heard this, he scolded in a youthful manner: "You group of martial artists, one in ten million is unlikely to be your colleague. I'm embarrassed to come over and ask, Do you know who's inside? Just your old man from Yang Jian, his uncle, Director Zhang! Hurry up and get out of the way!"

"Okay!Okay!You insult the federal soldiers, insult my powerful people's federal government!Come on! Arrest this nerd!Send him to a court-martial!", Hong Zhong said this like a heroic lieutenant female officer (her school boyfriend was also beaten badly by the freshman Yang Jian)... Let's not talk about what to send or something, just being beaten by this group of martial artists will be bloody... When four or five soldiers stepped forward to hold him... He wailed and cried out for help............

"What are you doing? I said, children, let me go! Something is coming at me, the head of the family! I am Jian'er's adoptive father, his uncle, Zhang Bairen. Although I'm going to educate this kid for a long time, don't rely on martial arts and show off his might, but he just doesn't listen to his parents... Today, I, his father and half of his master, solemnly express to the vast number of young soldiers, Lao Tzu will go back tonight to help everyone and beat this unfilial son and my apprentice miserably, so as to comfort everyone's sad memories..."... Seeing that their parents said this, the military academy children obediently let go of Yan Weisheng (he immediately hid behind Bai Ren like a dog). …… A classmate asked, "Uncle Zhang, didn't you say that your son's master is your lover's killing god Zheng Yunsong?" Director Zhang immediately quibbled: "Young man, there is a mountain building outside the mountain! Yun Chung also has to be called Uncle Zhang! Do you understand? Everyone rest assured! Lao Tzu beat my Yang Shengjian, like a child!" ...... The cadets who finally got an "explanation" dispersed satisfied......

The "deceased" just now, the current king of liars, the ugly father Zhang Bairen, held the hands of his daughters and stood in the huge square...... Look at the red sun on the horizon and the purple air filling the sky...... He hummed softly: "The general draws his sword Nantianqi, and the slave is willing to dance in the air... Ahh

Yes!...... The world is at peace......

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