Hongmeng began to talk about the world

Dog's blood is a place on the ancient and modern

When the fake is true, the truth is also false

Dare to call Confucianism a teacher

The above bad poems are the words of praise given to me by one of my students, Ma Pijing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He also said that under is "moth, moth" with Zhuangzi, Laozi, Confucius, Mozi. It can be collectively called "five pieces (chess)......

Without further ado, get down to business! … It is said that 2.58 million light years away, the south of the Andromeda Nebula... In the midst of the black hole... Above the Third Halo Galaxy... Vast Tianhe! Male painting the night sky... In the capital of the country of immortals, the ancient capital of Yunyang......

A group of happy people are preparing to go to dinner and sing "kTv" (their song city is 90,000 times more advanced than ours, so it can only be compared here)... Which high-end hotel do you want to go to? Anyway, as soon as he admitted his mistake, Director Zhang was invited to the east, and his family opened a big hotel, and dozens of them were chosen at will...

After soliciting opinions, the big leader Brother Jia said loudly: "Okay, okay!" Colleagues, the sailing hotel managed by my brother Bai Ren and my fifth sister is six stars, everyone is ready to set off immediately..."...... "Why don't you parade?" Now there are more people at night, so there is appeal! This is the voice of a representative sent by the ugly artist Zhao Dengding next door... At this time, he has returned to the yang, and he is a high-spirited leader, deputy seat Zhang Bairen (still a slut), this time he doesn't have that tenderness for the children of the military academy. directly scolded, "Go back to your house and say to the top brother, our whole unit, I wish him an early fall to his death!" … Youma to the top! His sow statue? Also to the top! Ge Lao Tzu! ”… Hahahaha... The crowd burst into laughter......

The magnificent Sailing Flying Hotel, majestically standing in the coconut princess harbor of Lidong Feizhou... After a while, more than 400 employees from all over the organization arrived here one after another... Enter the colorful world of the hotel......

Zheng Wenmeng's big beauty took her husband's fifth sister Zhang Bixia, deputy general manager, to greet this group of happy people in the hall in person... Bai Ren accompanied Brother Jia around, slowly walking to the elevator (also an analogy, it should be called a shuttle spaceship), behind him were seven or eight male and female dogs...

Brother Jia had performed a "psychic technique" with his brother when he was in the "Lingtang" before, so he asked his brother, "What kind of dream is it, Xiaoren?" Are the ones you see really so mysterious? Bai Ren replied to the eldest brother in a low voice: "It's amazing, boss!" I don't usually believe in these things, so those immortals are almost unrecognizable, and in which palace, I can't even say... I only vaguely remember what the Holy Heavenly Master seems to be called, pigs are standing on their own, what is ...... "... Brother Jia, who was fast into the elevator, replied with a smile: "What's so difficult about this, go to the Dream Research Institute tomorrow and restore your strange dreams!" ...... "Hahahaha...... "Everyone is talking and laughing, and the people have reached the one hundred and eighty-eighth floor of the hotel...... At this time, it is already evening in the city below, and on the high-rise of this thousand-meter-high hotel, you can clearly see the sunset in the sky......

The grand drinking party was warm and peaceful. In the splendid hall, the team was led by Brother Jia, accompanied by Director Zhang, and Sister Wen, and several other department heads. Shuttling back and forth among dozens of tables of people... Loud reassurance, cold and warm... Happiness knows no bounds...

Because of the ugly and ugly father Zhang, in order to build momentum at home, he made up the myth of vomiting blood that the evil dog and the bad fairy want to beat the little girl, and his seven cute and stupid daughters didn't dare to play alone with Yang Jian's brother's stupid melon sleeve dog "Roaring Sky" these days, so the eldest brother, who was already nineteen years old and just entered the military school, held the stupid melon and sold cute everywhere... The other seven bear children were cute and dumbfounded with a large group of children brought by other families in the unit, chasing and playing there......

At this time, Xiao Renren and his gang walked to the table of the two elders of the unit, Uncle Huang and Li Shibo. "Oops! Oops! Uncle Li! It's really your old saying to wake up this dreamer in the late life! Hehehehe! Rest assured, colleagues! From now on, this seat will never do it again, and I vow to advance and retreat with everyone! Bai Ren raised his glass and said to everyone flatteringly. "Brother Huang! If there is anything wrong with my brother in the future, please try to give me some advice, and I will make decisions for everyone to uphold justice and justice, hahahaha! ", Bairen's boss Jia Shouzao also said with interest at this moment. The crowd was so moved that they almost burst into tears, and Li Shibo even talked about work at the wine table, "Hey! Xiao Jia Xiao Zhang! You said it's been almost 10,000 years, why can't you figure it out! … How good is that! Everything that needs to be done has been done! The result! A group of people rushed over overtime, and found that it was a dead alley..."Uncle Li, don't worry, what has not been conquered for 10,000 years, in my Xiao Zhang's hands, maybe the Toad Palace will be crowned, and my eldest brother and I are vaguely aware of it at this time!" Everyone, wait for the explosive good news! … Hahahahahaha..."..."Xiao Zhang! Lao Tzu made this time for you again, bragging here in front of your eldest brother, Jia Zuo! You must urge your brother to keep his promise! ”……

… It's time to sing... Bai Ren has one hundred and eighty-nine floors, and the whole floor of kTv... Dozens of private rooms are wide open, allowing a group of children to chase and play... Bai Ren arranged a few passable-looking Sister Wen subordinates to accompany his family and Brother Jia's family to sing to the highest place in the city......

The evil bloody brother is coming to the people again...... But seeing that Bai Renren personally went into battle, he took more than a dozen subordinates to other employees' private rooms, and begged in unison, "Brothers and sisters!" Give Director Zhang a face, after staying for a while for 30 minutes, change to the channel of the cave room, my director, I want to make a TV speech, and sincerely apologize to everyone... Give some face! …”…… The crowd reluctantly agreed to the guys' request......

Thirty minutes have arrived... The masses obediently stopped singing and switched to Director Zhang's channel... I saw an extremely ugly "fairy" Director Zhang coming in the picture! (He was already from a humble background, and there were so many moths that he flew all over the sky)... Against the backdrop of special effects, he sang coquettishly as if facing the wind: "... (This rotten man sings the song of his country, and we don't understand it, so here it is replaced by a song of the earth with a strikingly similar meaning) Night shuffle! You... It's a city that never sleeps! …… Lights up! Singing and singing............ Singing and dancing! ……”… In the middle of the song, Director Zhang, who wore heavy makeup, apologized to everyone in a sissy manner: "... On this beautiful and charming night, I apologize to my employees with trepidation... (singing again) night sh! … Night shuffle! … You're a ......." ………… (Someone!) … Help me! ）…………

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