"Hmm~ don't make a fuss. Wang Zheng pushed away the baby's feet in a daze.

"Daddy, it's time to get up. The baby raised her legs and put her feet on Wang Zheng's face.

"If you don't get up again, I'll pee on your face. ”

Wang Zheng didn't seem to hear it, but he still didn't react.

“3”

“2”

“1”

After counting, the milk baby turned over and sat on Wang Zheng's chest, adjusted the angle of the muzzle manually, and was ready to shoot.

The milk baby gave the order, and the "water bullet" quickly surged, but just as it was about to come out, Wang Zheng pinched the "muzzle".

"Stinky baby, you really want to pee on my face!"

"Dad, let go, it's going to explode. The baby was uncomfortable and wanted to push Wang Zheng's hand away.

"Haha. Hold it for a while, don't "blow up the pipe". Wang Zheng hurriedly got up from the bed, pinched it with one hand, and ran to the toilet with the baby in the other.

Wang Zheng was not afraid of being bumped into by Liu Shihan, because he had already confirmed that Liu Shihan did not return overnight.

At four o'clock, Wang Zheng got up and went to the toilet, and when he saw the cotton slippers at the door, he knew that Liu Shihan had not returned all night, and then he had not fallen asleep since he lay on the bed.

On the side of the toilet, Wang Zheng held the milk baby, and opened the gate after the mouthful.

"Comfortable!" the liberated milk baby closed his eyes and said that he was enjoying it.

"Let's see if you dare to pee on my face in the future. ”

As soon as the milk baby worked hard, a jet of water shot directly into Wang Zheng's face.

The baby still closed her eyes and said leisurely: "Dare." ”

"Oh,. Wang Zheng hurriedly pressed the baby's *** with his hand, "Fart baby, don't look at you now that you can pee ten meters against the wind, sooner or later I will let you pee your shoes with the wind." ”

"Hmph~"

After urinating, Wang Zheng and the baby had a simple wash, and the "beauty makeup" was washed off with Liu Shihan's makeup remover before going to bed yesterday.

"Daddy, drink milk. The milk baby instigated her fingers and stared at Wang Zheng with wide eyes.

"Okay, I'll go give you milk. Wang Zheng walked towards the kitchen and complained, "I'm also hungry, I originally wanted to rub Liu Shihan's breakfast, so I let Wang Xiaomei come over after breakfast." But Liu Shihan didn't come back overnight, whose food should I eat?"

"By the way, I still have two steamed buns. Wang Zheng suddenly remembered his big "breasts".

"Here, the baby is reconciled. Wang Zheng handed the bottle to the baby, and then went to the bedroom to take the two steamed buns.

The milk baby drank the milk "let's chirp", and Wang Zheng gnawed on the steamed bun at him.

"Baby, drink it quickly, let me rub a bottle of milk for you to drink later." Wang Zheng looked at the milk baby who drank with relish, chewing the steamed buns, "Eating steamed buns dry, a little thirsty, let me also feel the fragrance of milk powder." ”

The milk baby pouted on the pacifier and glanced at Wang Zheng.

After the baby finished drinking, he put the bottle aside, and then touched his stomach, "Du~" and let out a loud fart.

"Tut~" Wang Zheng took the bottle and looked at the baby, and then walked towards the kitchen.

"Milk baby, don't say it, this milk powder is really good. Next time, buy more, let's drink together. Wang Zheng pouted on the pacifier.

"......" The baby didn't say anything, and glanced at Wang Zheng with slanted eyes.

"Don't always look at me like that, I ......"

"Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~"

"Who's coming. Wang Zheng is not poor with the baby, so he hurriedly opened the door.

Wang Zheng opened the door, and Wang Xiaomei stood at the door.

"Cousin, how can you grab milk powder with your nephew?" Wang Xiaomei said as she looked at Wang Zheng, who was pouting on the pacifier.

"Hmmm~ Oh, no, no, I just want to taste it. Wang Zheng took off the bottle and quickly explained.

"Well, hurry up and clean up. They're waiting in the car. ”

"Mm-hmm, right away. Wang Zheng went back to the bedroom and changed into his previous clothes. Then he hugged the baby and planned to leave, but handed the baby to Wang Xiaomei, "I'm waiting for me for a while." ”

Wang Zheng turned around and returned to the living room, found a post-it note, and then wrote with a pen:

"The final villain is the doctor, Kogoro is very smart, he keeps playing dumb. ”

It was attached to the refrigerator door.

"Alright, let's go. ”

In the car, Chen Chuan and Liu Xiaoming sat in the back, Wang Xiaomei drove the car, and Wang Zheng sat in the co-pilot.

"Cousin, you haven't watched the news, have you?" asked Wang Xiaomei as she fastened her seat belt.

"No, what's going on? I forgot my singer card in the car yesterday. ”

"See for yourself. Wang Xiaomei handed him the singer card.

As soon as Wang Zheng opened the sign, the message of "Oh Oo ~ " kept popping up.

The three hot searches are related to him, two of which are related to him:

The Beijing Conservatory of Music found a female corpse

The forked Ouou band, lip-twinking was reported

Wang Zheng's girlfriend appeared in the Crystal Mansion late at night

The third message is accompanied by a picture of Wang's "big beauty" knocking on the door.

"Damn, I dare to say anything, I'm going to be with myself. Wang Zheng complained.

"Those paparazzi are like this, fabricating facts at will. Just ignore him. ”

"Zhengwa, what does lip-synching mean?" asked Liu Xiaoming, holding Wang Zheng's chair.

"Lip-synching is lip-syncing when you don't make a sound when you sing. The lead singer doesn't know how to fake sing, and the fake singing is also a song he sings, but what he plays is indeed sung by others. Wang Zheng's tone seemed a little disdainful.

"What do you mean, cousin, are you saying that those songs are not sung by Nekoo?" Wang Xiaomei saw the red light in front of her and stepped on the brakes.

"Well, it's the guitarist. Wang Zheng said in his tone

"How do you know? You can't report him, right?"

"I don't have that much time to spare!"

"Toot ~~"

"Who's farting?"

"Milk baby, it's milk baby. Wang Zheng said in a panic and pointed to the one on his head.