114 [Stinky Fart and Ugly Dance]

"Ah~" Wang Zheng covered his head and shouted.

"Stinky milk baby, blame your milk powder for making me fart. ”

"Cousin, don't bully the baby and push him if he can't speak. I can hear the sound coming from you. Wang Xiaomei said with one hand pinching her nose.

"Beep~" is another loud fart.

"Milk baby, this time it's really a milk baby, it's really him. Wang Zheng couldn't help it anymore, and quickly pinched his nose. "This stinks too much, are you pulling your pants?"

Wang Zheng hurriedly took the baby off his head, took off his pants to check, and as soon as the pants were opened, the smell of farts became stronger.

"What did you two eat today, the fart stinks. Chen Chuan, who was in the back seat, couldn't help but open the window and complain.

"What are you doing?" Wang Zheng saw that Wang Xiaomei was going to pull the car to the side of the road.

Wang Xiaomei didn't answer, as soon as the car stopped on the side of the road, she hurriedly got down, and took a big breath of fresh air. The people in the car also rushed out, and they didn't want to stay in the car anymore.

"Baby, your urine is so fragrant, why does your fart stink? It's like a poison gas bomb. ”

"If there is a war in the future, I will put your ass on the enemy, and you will fart vigorously to keep us both invincible. Wang Zheng gasped and didn't forget to complain.

"Stinky daddy, our planet's farts are already more stinky than yours, haven't you noticed that I rarely fart? The milk baby was lying in Wang Zheng's arms rubbing her belly.

"Hey, look at that man, he's stupid, he can hit a telephone pole when he walks. ”

Liu Xiaoming looked up and inadvertently saw a person who looked like a student, walked with his head down and didn't notice the telephone pole in front of him, and hit his head on it.

"Oh, don't worry about others, get in the car as soon as you get out of breath, don't let Sang Qiu wait. ”

"Baby, if you fart again, I'll take a bottle cap from you. Wang Zheng took a sip of water and used the bottle cap to scare the baby.

"Zhengwa, you too, be careful that Liu Xiaoming and I block yours too. Chen Chuan joked.

"Hahaha, you guys are rude enough. Wang Xiaomei smiled and slapped the steering wheel.

"You're smiling so boldly. Wang Zheng muttered quietly.

Talking and laughing along the way, they soon arrived at the dance practice room in the east of the city that Sang Qiu said.

"You're here, everyone is waiting. Sang Qiu led Wang Zheng and them in.

On the right side of the dance room is a mirror wall, the whole wall is pasted with mirrors, on the left is a whole wall of floor-to-ceiling windows, and under the bed there are rows of horizontal bars that press legs, and more than a dozen people are pressing their legs there. At this time, when they saw Wang Zheng coming, they all got off the bar one after another and looked at Wang Zheng and them.

"This place is very nice. ”

"That's right, it's just that the rent is a little more expensive. Sang Qiu whispered.

"It's okay, you helped me this time, and the rent here will be handed over to me in the future. Wang Zheng said generously.

"That's a later story, I'll introduce it to you. Sang Qiu pointed to a man with blond hair

"His name is Zhao Peng, nicknamed Golden Retriever, and he is good at street dance. ”

"Hello. Wang Zheng went up and shook hands with the golden retriever.

Then he pointed to a man with tied hair and said, "His name is Dong Yue, nicknamed Beauty, and he is good at folk dance." ”

"Hello"

"Alas, alas~ It's just a nickname for you, don't tell outsiders. The beauty shook Wang Zheng's hand hard, looked at Sang Qiu and said.

From the moment he entered the door, Wang Zheng felt that the beauty didn't seem to be very kind to him.

"Sample, compare your strength with me. Wang Zheng thought to himself, and then immediately shook the beauty's hand hard.

"Ah~" The beauty bowed her back and screamed, and Wang Zheng immediately let go of her hand.

Wang Zheng still left some strength, although he didn't know why the beauty had such an attitude towards him, but it was not good to break his hand bones when they met for the first time, after all, he would need help in the future.

Looking at the beauty, Sang Qiu seemed to realize something, but only said one sentence, Teacher Wang was not an outsider, so he ignored him anymore.

This is...... Sang Qiu introduced them in turn, there were men and women, but in the end, Wang Zheng still couldn't remember a few.

"Okay, Mr. Wang, you say, what type of dance do you want, we can make one for you as soon as possible, and it should be almost the same within a week. Sang Qiu looked at Wang Zheng and said.

"No need to make it up. ”

"Huh?" Sang Qiu thought that Wang Zheng was going to ask her to help choreograph.

"I'm going to give you a dance now, you guys are dealing with it a little bit, just learn it. ”

"You can still dance?" Sang Qiu looked at Wang Zheng in surprise. She didn't doubt it at all, after all, Wang Zheng was too legendary.

"Look at it. Wang Zheng walked to the open space in the middle and jumped up according to the impression in his mind.

In another world, after the death of Michael Jackson, a generation of dance kings, there was a wave of imitation.

Wang Zheng deliberately studied a period in order to participate in a talent show, but he was sprinkled in the primary election, and was severely criticized by the judges, because Wang Zheng was indeed insulting a great man.

"This is also called dancing?" the beauty looked at Wang Zheng mockingly.

"Teacher Wang, are you sure you want to jump this?" Sang Qiu asked as he watched Wang Zheng twist his body indiscriminately.

"Is it really ugly?" Wang Zheng always thought that the failure was because he had no backstage and no background.

"It's really ugly. Wang Xiaomei couldn't help but say.

"No, no, no, it must be because there is no music, you can't find the rhythm of my dance, you wait for me first. Wang Zheng ran out with the baby.

"Milk baby, can you conjure up a disc?" Wang Zheng asked as he hid in the corner of the wall on the side, holding the milk baby flat with both hands.

"Stinky daddy, you think I'm omnipotent. The baby kicked her legs in the air.

"Then what to do, forget this link, you can't make it up now. ”

"I've conjured up the disc, but I have another way. ”

"What's the solution, say it quickly. Wang Zheng shook the baby excitedly.

"Don't shake it. The baby's head was thrown into a rattle by Wang Zheng.

"Oh, baby, hurry up and say something, I'll buy you the best milk powder when I go back." ”

"The solution is, you think about that music in your brain now, I'll play it with my mouth, and you can use your singer certificate to admit it. ”

"What are you kidding, you might not be as good as me!. Wang Zheng suddenly lost hope again, but his mind still unconsciously recalled Michael Jackson's "Dangerous".

“dongchacha,dongdongchacha……”

"It's a classic. Wang Zheng remembered the scene when he was learning to dance, "Ah, you can really restore the baby, it's amazing for my son." Wang Zheng looked at the baby in surprise.