Chapter 262: Avoid
"Uncle Xu, why don't we go and have a look together?" Wen Guangren said politely to Wen Xu, and before he finished speaking, he had already turned around and walked towards the lively place. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
As for Sun Changxiu, he is even more of a master who loves to watch the excitement, so he almost took a two-legged trot.
Wen Xu just went through the motions and said, "Go and see, what's so good about the big turtle." After speaking, he walked in the opposite direction of the crowd.
After walking less than two steps, I saw Mr. Chi shaking a pu fan over there, wearing a big vest, big pants, and a pair of slippers on his feet, like an old man enjoying the cool at the door of the alley in the nineties.
"Wen Xu, did you hear the cow barking?"
As soon as he saw Wen Xu, Old Man Chi immediately came to say, and while asking, he stretched out his head and looked at the place where the figure went.
"I said Old Man Chi, you won't be so bored, will you go to see the turtles in the pond in the middle of the night?"
"The big turtle is back?"
"I also listened to them, I don't know when this old turtle escaped" Wen Xu wanted to reinforce in the crowd that this matter has nothing to do with him.
Hearing this, Old Man Chi asked curiously: "When you first entered the village, someone told us?" You forgot? ”
"Did anyone tell me?" Wen Xu pretended not to remember, and scratched his head and performed at the old man with a 'confused' face. Although his expression was confused, Wen Xu said in his heart: I'll go, this lie is really a university question, and it is more difficult to lie than to tell the truth.
"Anyone? We haven't entered the village yet......"
Wen Xu heard this, took over Old Man Chi's words, and slapped his thigh: "Oh! What I remember is that someone said that I didn't pay much attention to my tired and blue eyes at that time, and if you go to see it, hurry up, or you won't be able to grab the first lap."
"Why are you going?" Old Man Chi asked at Wen Xu.
Wen Xu replied: "What else can I do, eat and drink enough to eliminate food, and exercise along the way!" ”
"Okay, then you go, I'll take a look" Old Man Chi raised his hand in the direction of the crowd, smiled at Wen Xu, and strode over.
Where is Wen Xu willing to get close to the big turtle now, if the thing opens his mouth and bites his pants again and doesn't let go, Wen Xu will have a headache and lie again.
After walking a few steps, Wen Xu saw a monkey on the tree pole again, but this time the monkey was lucky, it had already shed its larval shell and ran away, leaving only a translucent layer of the shell on the tree pole.
Seeing such a situation, Wen Xu said to himself: "Tonight, take advantage of this time to get a little knowledge, and it's not bad for the monkeys to be fried and eaten tomorrow morning!" Thinking about this, he took a strong flashlight from the space, and when he saw a tree, he looked at the tree pole and the roots and found it.
I found about a dozen trees, but I don't know if it was bad luck or whatever, but I didn't even find the legs of the monkeys.
"No, it's impossible that there are only two of them I saw, and I saw two of them in total, and the odds are a little too small!" Wen Xu said to himself with a frown.
Just as Wen Xu was scratching his head, a child's voice came from the side.
"Uncle, did you know about the monkey?"
Wen Xu turned his face and saw that the kid Yuanbo was standing on the road, looking at him on tiptoe with his head stretched out.
"yes, why don't you kid sleep so late?"
"It's only seven o'clock now, uncle, what kind of sleep are you sleeping, I just finished asking math problems from Grandma Ma's house, and when I went out, I saw you with a flashlight, so I came over to ask!" Yuan Bo said.
"Just photographed, so far there is no one"
"Uncle, don't take it here, even if you know that the monkeys have also entered the mouths of these gluttonous monkeys, if you want to eat, go to the west of the village, and the forest behind the village, but in front of the pond in our village, there is no way to have it in the old fruit forest in the south, even if there is, they have been harmed by these monkeys" Yuan Bo said.
Hearing the little guy say this, Wen Xu suddenly patted his head and said with annoyance: "Yes, how did I forget about this, there are so many monkeys squatting here, how can I keep it for myself if I know something?" ”
"Okay, I know" As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Xu looked at these little guys again and asked, "Why are you so honest, you don't know about the monkeys at this time?" ”
When Yuan Bo heard this, his little face was wrinkled with bitter gourd, and such a little villain sighed several times in an old-fashioned manner, imitating the words he learned on TV: "Alas, don't say it, uncle, it's all tears if you talk too much!" ”
"Look at your bear-like, and set up a score with me, tell me, why are you all tears, I heard that your mother now gives you ten yuan every morning for breakfast, two big meat buns and a large bowl of spicy soup in the morning, plus a piece of oil cake, you tell me where your tears come from?" Wen Xu couldn't help but slap his little nephew.
Yuan Bo replied: "Uncle, let's not mention whether it is good to eat or not, meat buns or something that I can't eat the breakfast you make every day, I'd rather nibble on your baked bread than eat those!" ”
Hearing that the little guy had such a sweet mouth, Wen Xu smiled and said, "Count you kid who can talk, get down to business, don't keep slapping on the back!" ”
"That's a lot of homework!"
"As long as you still do your homework? Now that you haven't taken the exams, your books are probably as new as they were when you started school, right? ”
Hearing Wen Xu say this, Yuan Bo was a little embarrassed.
Wen Xu knows these bear children too well, and it is estimated that going to school is to play, as for whether to go to junior high school or high school, it is still two words, most of them are ready to be like the older children in the village after compulsory education, and run headlong to the big city to start the perfect assembly line life in their hearts.
"My dad doesn't know what kind of wind he has smoked during this time, but now he has to spare an hour every day to ask me what homework the teacher has assigned and if I have done it. At first, I lied that the master didn't arrange it, and who knew he would call the teacher! As soon as the phone was stacked, he immediately took out the belt and greeted me, and the teacher pulled him into our class group, and now every day after school, the teacher will send the homework assigned today in the group, and he has been watching me finish writing, if I don't finish writing at the specified time, he will beat me! You can be lazy in front of me, scribble a little bit and wait for the school to copy it in the morning, who knows if he brought my grandmother here today......"
The little thing sighed as he spoke, and it felt like life was worse than death.
Wen Xu saw that he was a little resistant to learning, so he opened his mouth to persuade him: "Actually, learning is a very interesting thing, you have to learn to think, in fact, it is as fun as fishing for fish and yellow eel."
"Uncle, don't try to fool me, if you have fun studying like fishing for yellow eels, then the university toilet will be full of college students!" Yuan Bo said immediately.
Wen Xu heard the little guy say this, and couldn't help but cry and laugh and asked, "What kind of people sleep in the university toilet, where did you learn this?" ”
"Wu's second sister-in-law scolded her family Jinxing for saying it, and the second brother said that our family Jinxing was going to college, so the second sister-in-law took this out to block the second brother's mouth......"
"Okay, okay, don't mention this matter, I'll tell you about the common place between doing questions and fishing for yellow eel, yellow eel wants to choose a hole, and its internship question is also, get the question and look at it and guess what point this question is, finding this point is equivalent to finding the hole of the yellow eel, and the next thing is that you have to analyze it......"
Wen Xu talked about it according to his own experience and Yuanbo, and then asked, "Do you understand?" ”
Yuan Bo scratched his head and said stupidly: "I don't understand!" ”
"I don't know how to go back and think slowly!" Hearing Yuan Bo say this, Wen Xu felt that this kid was not too smart in his studies.
Wen Xu didn't mean to look down on this child, but to tell the truth, some children have a higher comprehension, and some children have a lower comprehension, which is an objective situation, but even if it is a child with low comprehension, as long as they like to learn, and then master the correct method, there will always be a time to accumulate with a little accumulation.
Therefore, in Wen Xu's view, the first thing to learn this thing is to be interested, and the second is to have a method. With these two points, the rest is simple.
"Otherwise, uncle, you talk to my parents and say that I will help you catch it tonight, then I may have a good time, oh no, I can help you catch it!" Yuanbo's comprehension is not good here, but there are many ghost ideas, and he directly started Wen Xu's idea.
Wen Xu said: "Go home and do your homework, what do you think!" ”
"Then I'm leaving, uncle, do you really want me to help?"
Yuan Bo still held on to the last hope, looking back at Wen Xu step by step. The little guy knew that if the uncle spoke, the parents would only nod, but unfortunately, seeing that they were about to walk to the door of their house, the young uncle still didn't even have a fart, so he had to sigh, pushed open the courtyard door of his house, and shouted weakly: Mom, I'm back.
Wen Xu had a reminder from Yuanbo here, so naturally he would not waste time near the village pond, and directly took the pillars and ran straight to the small hill of Qinglongwa that he rented.
Halfway down the road, Wen Xu watched a figure come towards him.
"Boss!"
Hearing the man's call, Wen Xu knew that it was Qin Zhuangping who came, not that Wen Xu's eyes were bad after he had space, but that Wen Xu was carrying the moonlight on his back, and Qin Zhuangping was facing the moonlight in the direction he came, and his vision was naturally much better than Wen Xu's side.
"Go home or what?" Wen Xu saw him walking towards the entrance of the village, so he found a conversation without words, and he didn't mean anything else, just said it in passing.
Qin Zhuangping said: "If you don't go back, the house is as hot as a steamer at night, so I'll stay here, and now I'll go to Guangcheng and them to play cards, and sleep in his yard at night." Boss, what's the matter with you coming so late? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm bored here to go to the mountains to take a picture of the monkeys, and I'm going to fight tomorrow" Wen Xu gestured to Qin Zhuangping with the flashlight in his hand.
When Qin Zhuangping heard this, he immediately volunteered and said, "Boss, why don't I join you."
"No, no, you can play by yourself, I'm also playing here!" Wen Xu hurriedly said.
After saying that, Wen Xu couldn't stop waving his hand to this honest guy, signaling him to hurry up and play.
Qin Zhuangping was an honest man, and his face was a little embarrassed: "Then I'll go?" ”
"Go ahead, I'll play too!" After speaking, he didn't wait for Qin Zhuangping to answer, and walked to the foot of the mountain first.
When a man and a dog arrived at the foot of the mountain, they felt that there was no special change, this was not an old forest, now there were only trees and grass, and at most they could see large and small mushrooms emerging from the grass from time to time.
However, today's target for Wen Xu is not a mushroom, but a monkey, holding a strong flashlight, shining two trees, Wen Xu has a harvest tonight, a small gray-brown insect at the root of the tree is climbing up the tree pole, so Wen Xu stretched out his hand and picked the little thing off the tree pole and put it directly into his pocket.
After walking two steps and another one, the next almost two or three trees will have a harvest, and if you are lucky, there will be two on a tree, so you can work for an hour, Wen Xu loaded the container of the monkey from a pocket into a small plastic bag in the supermarket, caught almost two hundred and almost three hundred monkeys, and filled the plastic bag with a small half.
"You kid will have a good tomorrow too!" Wen Xu, who was in a good mood, reached out and touched the head of the machine beam, and then motioned for it to hold the plastic bag in its mouth, and the two main pets were about to turn home.
Wen Xu didn't dare to put this thing in the space, if it grew up too fast, it would become Zhizhi Fei after ten minutes or so, and Wen Xu would have to regret it.
Wen Xu took two or three steps, and was about to say something to Dongliang, but when he turned his head, he found that Dongliang did not follow, but looked straight ahead.
Waiting for Wen Xu's eyes to turn over, he found two gray figures running over with four hooves, either other than the little wild boar that the previous hairy children had brought back.
The two little guys are now twice as big as the original, but they are twice as big as the pillars, and they are not afraid to see the beams, not only are they not afraid, but they also seem to be a little happy, and they ran over with four small short legs enthusiastically, and came to the side of the pillars and hummed.