Chapter 261: The Big Turtle Returns to the Pond
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Looking at Shi Shangzhen, who was sleeping like a little pig on the sofa, Wen Xu couldn't help but scratch his head again: "What can I do?"
With Wen Xu's IQ, he only thought that it was not good for Shi Shangzhen to live here with him, and he didn't think about doing something to others while Director Shi was sleeping and not waking up. This thing is thinking very innocently now, how to send the division director back to her own bed, she can't stay in her room anyway.
After thinking about it for a while, Wen Xu thought of a solution, and walked out of the door directly, wanting to find someone to come over and help him get Shi Shangzhen back into the house.
As soon as he went out, he saw Xu Jingrong coming back from the opposite door, and couldn't help but smile and said, "It's really a coincidence, come and help!"
"What?" Xu Jingrong looked at Wen Xu and beckoned to her, asked with a smile, and then followed Wen Xu into the house, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Shi Shangzhen lying on the single sofa, sleeping quite unsound, one leg on the armrest of the sofa, and the other leg was so straight on the coffee table for eating.
Xu Jingrong smiled and asked, "Why did you drink like this?"
"I guess I was disgusted by the township, and I got drunk after half a bottle of wine" Wen Xu explained and said: "Okay, don't say more, hurry up and help me take out her key, and then I'll carry her back to the house, and the rest will depend on you."
Xu Jingrong nodded after hearing this, reached out and took it out of Shi Shangzhen's pocket, and found the key to the room from her pocket in a few clicks.
Wen Xu saw Xu Jingrong shaking the key at him, and walked forward directly, one arm reached into the crook of Shi Shangzhen's leg, and the other arm passed under the armpit and hugged his back, so that Shi Shangzhen came to a princess hug.
"Let's go!"
Xu Jingrong immediately led the way in front and back, opened the door of the room for Wen Xu, Wen Xu took Shi Shangzhen out of the door and walked two steps to the door of Shi Shangzhen's room, at this time Xu Jingrong had already opened the door of Shi Shangzhen's room.
Holding Shi Shangzhen to her bedroom, Wen Xu couldn't help but be a little stunned.
"What are you stupid about? Why don't you put people down quickly!" After speaking, Xu Jingrong looked at Wen Xu, who was fast, and said jokingly: "Don't you feel tired holding a beauty? Do you want me to go out and watch TV and let you hug you for a while?"
Wen Xu didn't reply when he heard Xu Jingrong make such a joke, and directly put Shi Shangzhen on the bed, and then said: "As soon as I came in, I felt that the three views were subverted!"
Wen Xu had been to Shi Shangzhen's dormitory before, which was the old house of the village committee, and the feeling at that time was plain and unremarkable, to be honest, it was similar to a big man's dormitory.
But when I came in again this time, I felt that the three views were destroyed immediately, and there were no less than a hundred dolls in the entire bedroom, and most of them were the kind of pink of the girl's heart, which was simply a boudoir of a two-dimensional girl.
It's just an ordinary girl, but who is Shi Shangzhen?
In Wen Xu's heart, she has always appeared as a strong woman, and she does things in a hurry, if someone says that Shi Shang really likes to collect swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, Wen Xu doesn't feel strange at all.
But this?
Wen Xu suddenly couldn't accept it mentally, the girlish heart hidden behind the strong woman!
"What are you looking at?" Xu Jingrong asked Wen Xu, who was looking around with a thief in her eyes.
"It's so subversive!" Wen Xu continued.
Xu Jingrong has already taken off her shoes for Shi Shangzhen now, and is about to undress: "What's the matter?
"I'm leaving!" Wen Xu immediately turned his head and went out of the room and returned to his room, began to put away the dishes and chopsticks, and then took the remaining things into the courtyard and poured them into the scum's food bowl.
Carrying the washed pots and pans, Wen Xu entered the room and threw the pot into the space casually, put the dishes and chopsticks in their original positions, and prepared to go out for a walk.
It was a coincidence when I went out, and I saw Xu Jingrong also coming out of her room at the opposite door.
"Done?"
"It's okay!" Xu Jingrong replied with a smile, and when she saw Wen Xu looking like she was going out, she asked, "Take a walk?"
"Hmm!"
After Wen Xu finished speaking, he walked downstairs side by side with Xu Jingrong, and when they arrived in the courtyard, Xu Jingrong went to visit the door, and Wen Xu called Dongliang to go out for a walk.
After the rain, the starry sky in Wenjia Village is particularly beautiful, but tonight is not a good time to enjoy the stars, because there is not a single star in the sky, and there is only a bright moon above the blue sky.
The big moon hung brightly in the sky, and everything that could be seen by the eyes was covered with a slight layer of silver frost, which felt like the fifteenth day of August, and the moon was bright and bright, and the trees on the side of the road could shine a shadow.
With his hands behind his back and the pillars that divided the territory from time to time, Wen Xu just turned aimlessly, and when the pond around the entrance of the village turned halfway, he suddenly remembered the big turtle in his space, and as soon as he thought of this thing, Wen Xu felt that he would take this opportunity to put it back in the pond.
Wanting to let the turtle go, Wen Xu naturally looked left and right, and saw that except for the monkey squatting on the tree and not talking, there was no figure around, so he walked to the pond, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he moved the big turtle out of the space and put it on the river.
The big turtle with a small fish in its mouth only felt that it was a flower in front of him, and from the bright space to the dark night, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and his head shrank and swallowed the fish, and when he waited for two or three seconds, he felt that he was back in the pond.
Where can the big turtle be willing to do this, stay in the space and immediately have food as soon as the head stretches out, and the head shrinks and can sleep immediately, the small days are relaxed and comfortable, and when I return to the pond, I have to rely on the old method of ambush to not mention other predations, and I am unlucky to wait for more than ten or twenty hours.
Seeing Wen Xu standing in front of him clearly, the big turtle crawled over, and the speed was not slow, I don't know how many times faster than the last time Wen Xu caught it.
ran to the big turtle in front of Wen Xu, looked up at Wen Xu so thief, and then directly bit the corner of Wen Xu's pants, staring at Wen Xu with two small eyeballs and not letting go.
"Okay, okay" Wen Xu tugged at it, and found that the bite was quite tight, so he reached out and folded a stick from the tree and gently knocked it on the turtle's head.
"Don't be like this, the village is still counting on you to create value, don't look like a bear," Wen Xu continued to persuade.
While Wen Xu was persuading him, Dong Liang ran over at this time, sniffed at the big turtle's body, and then honestly sat down on Wen Xu's lap and looked down at the big turtle. Now the big turtle's thief's slippery little eyes met the pillars.
After a while, the big turtle let go of the corners of his trousers, but instead of leaving, he opened his mouth and made a cry similar to that of a cow.
"Moo! Moo"
Although the voice is very soft, Wen Xu can still hear it clearly, it is very similar to Dabai's cry, but it is a little different, this thing is a little thick, not to mention particularly good.
"If I go, the turtle will still call?" Wen Xu had never heard of the turtle still calling, but he was relieved to think that the turtle could also call.
"Let's stay here!" Wen Xu gently tapped the big turtle on the back with the tree stick in his hand, and then turned and left the pond.
"Moo, moo!"
As soon as the big turtle saw Wen Xu gone, it was estimated that a mouthful of sad old blood suddenly surged into his heart, and the voice was a little miserable, and it was also a little loud, and such a voice was in the night, and it suddenly came out of the distance.
When Wen Xu heard this, he couldn't help but speed up his pace, for fear that others would associate this with himself after seeing it, and he was about to sneak to the door of his yard, ready to pretend to see the progress of his house.
Before he reached the door, he found a monkey crawling on the willow pole, which was the larva of the cicada in written language.
In Wen Xu's hometown, there are two sayings about knowing monkeys, one is called Ming Zhi, and the other is the common knowledge, everyone knows it, but Ming knows that there are not many people who know it, this kind of knowledge is relatively small, almost only half of the normal knowledge, why is it called Ming Zhi, because this thing is not delicious, and the last one is still small, but the sound of screaming is very loud.
The one Wen Xu sees now only knows that it is an authentic one, not an inedible one.
"All this stuff is out?"
As soon as he saw this thing, Wen Xu subconsciously swallowed his saliva, for a foodie, knowing that monkeys are a rare delicacy in summer.
Thinking of the deliciousness, Wen Xu naturally raised his feet and prepared to take this knowing monkey into his pocket, and if the heavens didn't take it, it would be a sign of injustice.
It's a pity that Wen Xu's hand has just been raised, and immediately a small plush hand grabbed in front of Wen Xu and stretched out to the monkey, and caught the monkey first, put it into his mouth, and bit a piece of it and chewed it.
Looking at this little monkey who didn't know each other, Wen Xu had to sigh: "Look at your discoloration!"
It can't be because of a monkey who knows it, Wen Xu throws this half-sized little monkey into the space and beats it, since he can't beat it, he only needs to be addicted to it after two sentences.
"Squeak!"
The half-grown little monkey chewed and screamed happily at Wen Xu, and while barking, he couldn't stop gnawing on the remaining small half of his hand, which seemed to be deliberately greedy for Wen Xu.
At this time, Wen Guangren and his daughter-in-law Sun Changxiu walked over, still carrying a horse lantern in their hands.
"Uncle, did you hear the cow calling, don't anyone plan to steal the white cow?"
As soon as Wen Guangren saw Wen Xu looking at the monkey in the tree, he was a little anxious for his uncle.
"Dabai? impossible," Wen Xu said, "Dabai is now placed on the mountain, even if we are told where to hear about it? Besides, where is the cattle stolen?
"What's that calling? I hear it's nearby," Wen Guangren said.
Sun Changxiu said: "It's not your big white cow calling, what kind of call is that, you can't be a big goose!"
The two of them were arguing with Wen Xu, and someone over there was already shouting loudly: "Hey, the turtle is back, the turtle is back!"
Sun Changxiu heard it: "Let's take a look, the turtle is back!"
Wen Xu pretended to be puzzled and asked, "When did the turtle run away?"
"On the day you left, a group of grandsons from some province started fishing, and they didn't catch it for several days, and finally they left," Sun Changxiu said.
Wen Guangren smiled and said, "It is estimated that these people hate the division director the most now!"
Speaking of this, Wen Guangren gestured with Wen Xu with his hand: "Let people make such big buns, and when they finish eating, settle accounts with them for three yuan each, those guys are stunned to eat vegetable buns and eat more than 400 yuan, we are all about to die of laughter."
Wen Xu has never seen Shi Shang's real damage, but he has seen how she protects her calves, so you can imagine her damage, not to mention that these people want to get the big turtle away from the beginning, although entering the zoo is also in the hands of the public, but entering the public zoo and under the management of the Wenjia Village Committee are two different things, and it would be strange if Shi Shangzhen's temperament didn't give them a trip.
It is estimated that fortunately the big turtle was not found, and even if these people did, Wen Xu suspected that they would not be able to take them away.