It's another Saturday morning...... Zhang Bairen, who enjoyed the blessings of all people last night and "worked hard" all night. The pen %fun %Ge www.biquge.info is sleeping lazily at this time...... It's just past nine o'clock in the morning......

This "Xiao Zhang" opened his eyes lazily, and at the same time did not forget to grope left and right... I found that the "two" were no longer there... So he sighed lightly and got out of bed boringly......

"Whoever realizes the big dream first, I know it in my life. The grass hall is asleep in spring, and the day outside the window is late! Yikes... "The Rotten Jade Emperor hummed this mortal star song and prepared to step downstairs......

Today is the weekend, and the Bairen family lives in their own big villa in the suburbs... This villa is located at the foot of a hill on the edge of the Haodong River, facing the calm surface of a vast lake in front and the picturesque verdant mountains in the back. It's true: living here, people in the painting......

Just a few steps down the stairs, Zhang Meng seemed to remember something. So he went back to his study upstairs and took out a "big knife" that he had bought yesterday at a store called "Fanxing Real Original Store" (??? he had also been to the ???!? of the comic shop).

The exaggerated big knife, the name is even more exaggerated, it is said to be called: Qinglong Yanyue Knife. It is the "god-killing weapon" used by Fanxing China's Eastern Han Dynasty general, Guan Yu and Guan Erye!

Bai Renjun took the "cyan sea crab" and rushed downstairs, ready to show off in front of the children (this imitation is made of synthetic sand wood and is very light. In addition, it may be that the alien workers were lazy and carved the shape, and actually shaped the "green dragon" into a sea python for them. However, this is understandable, because they have never seen the "dragon" of the Han Dynasty on Earth. ）……

Outside the villa is a small courtyard of several hundred square meters, and then down there is a small platform of several hundred square meters, and then down there is a small platform of several hundred square meters, and a small fish boat dock......

Brigadier General Zheng Yunsong, a guard officer. and Chen Fojin and Yang Shengjian, on the river not far away, shouting and casting nets to catch fish......

This side of the box, behind a flower garden. The "substitute teacher" Diao Chan girl, with the assistance of her assistant Zhang Qing'er and another girl surnamed Hu sent by the palace. Together with Her Majesty Empress Wenmeng, I will give a "lesson" to a few older daughters. Of course, the smaller ones can also be audited......

"Who's coming?!... Oh! I am the Marquis of the Han Dynasty and the Hanshou Pavilion, and the general Guan Liyu is also... Look at Lao Tzu's sea cockroach big knife!... Wow, yes, yes, !!" Zhang Meng stayed not far from the children, waving the "sea sword" while singing a ghost crying wolf. ……

This, this, this... What kind of system is this...... The sable cicada is a beautiful woman, and she is here, serious, and teaches lessons to girls... This dog emperor was startled, jumping and singing, and he was still holding a hand, what kind of cartoon and ridiculous "sea python big knife"... Is this like a word? It's really the rhythm of my grandmother......

"Xiao Zhang! Xiao Zhang! Stop, you're going to die! Listen to the order of the palace, stop! Stop! Restrained, restrained. Don't you see this in class???Are you at ease, and want to be cheap...... "This is the majestic warning of Grandma Wenmeng."

Poor "Xiao Zhang" was so shocked by the head of the family. I didn't dare to make it again (it Ma Xuanyi couldn't do it, and he was scolded, Zhang Renren, oh special!), so he put down the "big knife" stupidly. Pretended, pruned the flower beds......

Then the girls, continuing to follow their Diao Chan sister, danced the Venom Ballet seriously...... Evil Xiao Zhang, while "pruning" the flower garden, peeped over here......

"Oh yo, what kind of dance is this! The children who are so beautiful !! puppets will not talk about it for the time being. This little Huo Xiaoli, this dance step!!This jade leg with feet!Ya Ya Duck! Too!!It's too drunk duck! Ouch! Woo wow woo ...... "The more Bai Renjun looked at it, the more he moved, and he thought wildly in his heart.

Finally, the rehearsal came to an end...... Xiao Huo and Wen Meng, curling Tingting, walked to Bai Ren's side...... Wen Meng asked her husband curiously: "This ugly big sword, is it really the one in the TV, General Guan Liyu? Isn't he the one who led his "Eternal Fleet" to save his Uncle Liu Huang at any time?......

"You know a yarn! Guan Erye has never seen a spaceship in his life. If you don't believe it, ask Xiao Huo... Hmph! Xiao Huo had a crush on Guan Liyu back then. I also wrote poems for him!... Xiaohuo: You're embarrassed to say that you won't admit it now?......" Zhang Bairen replied to his wife angrily.

"Oh yes! Brother Ren, Brother Renfujun! Back then, how did you know that there was still Brother Zhang, you immortal-like planet! Yes! Yes, you must have had a crush on Second Brother Guan. He is the idol of our girls all over the country! But then I think about it, this nerd will read "Spring and Autumn" at night, maybe there may be flaws in "that aspect......"! ……

The "chicken feathers and duck blood" in this place...... Brigadier General Zheng Yunchun in the distance was lucky enough to pick up a big fish...... "Hahahaha......ha …………