The "Nobody Knows" Couple (Part II)
Today, she is wearing a beautiful blue and white skirt, with two slender legs carved in pink and jade...... That duck ......duck
Meijun, who had been held by Jian'er, spoke: "Brother Jian'er! I'm surprised, since I entered the gate of your military academy." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Whether it is walking or riding a land mecha, no one has ever come to ask for my autograph. Am I getting too angry, or am I becoming transparent? Look at these sisters and brothers, so polite. Jun'er is so unaccustomed to it!".
"Oh, this !! may be a military school! Everyone admires the gentle chivalry. Of course, you will be a little unaccustomed to it, Xiaojunjun! It doesn't matter, just get used to it in the future! Let's go! Lovely Meijunjun, Brother Jian'er will take you to the mall today!" Yang Jian responded to Meijun.
So this pair of sweet people hugged each other and walked towards the military school......
What is the format of the alien "mall?... It should be said that the most advanced shopping malls on our planet at the moment will look dirty when they go to them......
No, Jian'er's brother and his sister Meijun took the luxury shuttle conjured up by Yang Jian's watch and descended on the huge green lawn outside the wide Lidong Feizhou and the "Shizun Shopping Plaza". Xiao Yang put away the spaceship, joined hands with Meijun, and slowly walked into this gorgeous huge shopping mall......
There is not a single cash register in the entire mall, nor a single security guard, but only advertising etiquette personnel who are responsible for sales...... It seems that they are all digital online settlements......
A group of beautiful cosmetics etiquette ladies flocked to Meijun to sell their makeup brands...... "Sister Meijun, we're good! Look, buy a set and give a lot of spicy gifts!"..."Meijun!Meijun!Here!Here!Sister, there are more surprises here!You don't need to use other strong outfits now, when you are still a little girl............ The beautiful sisters express their opinions... The two of them should be in harmony with everyone's enthusiasm and browse and choose there...... The purchased goods will be kept by the smart machine in the mall, and will be delivered to the home or office designated by Gu Ge for free after a while......
In the end, the two were in the food area, after purchasing some food for their sisters and the two cute pets at home...... Take a leisurely stroll up to the "luxury store" area on the second floor. And wander around there......
The "luxury store area" on the second floor implements the spirit of boutique service in small stores. These small stores all have "salespeople" who will bring customers and meticulous service...... And as a customer, as long as you enter the transparent window of others, you will be charged a service fee of one silver yuan per person, which is not the cost of what you buy, but the "tip" of the "salesperson" of your intimate service.
Whenever you see the products displayed in the transparent store from the outside, and you are interested. When you step into the store, the smart machine will gently remind you, and if you go inside, stay for more than a minute, you will be charged a service fee of one yuan per person......
In a physical bookstore, there is a lively scene...... So Jian'er Meijun also walked in with great interest......
Ahh......h What is the runner-up sister Hong Shaohua. With the cooperation of a large number of assistants, they are signing and selling books here......
The book she sells is called "The Literary Edition of Joan of Arc", and the cover of the book also takes great care to note: Based on the original script of the famous writer Mr. Zhao Dengding. This book contains a lot of inner monologues of characters that cannot be expressed in movies.
On the cover picture, it is still the picture of the runner-up sister and another girl holding the "Zhenzi banner", riding a Hercules motorcycle and soaring into the sky. (This is too!It's a rhythm that wants to bring the real mortal Joan of Arc from the ground to life!)......
So the two of them laughed, felt that they had wasted two dollars, and retreated the same way......
"The real Fanxing's "Dream of Red Mansions"!, the real Fanxing's "Dream of Red Mansions"! I only read the old book once, and it was sold for 1,800 yuan! There are also imitations of the stupid saber of the mortal star...! My performance is not good, the head office ordered all the goods, sold out and closed! I hope you will support a lot......! Cheap sale, cheap sale!" a baritone voice kept ringing not far away......
Jian'er and Meijun, looking for the voice, came to the door of this "Fanxing True Original Store...... A middle-aged male salesman inside, holding a simple sentence in his hand, muttered in a low and steady voice, as if to tell people......
Through the transparent window, the two of them saw the imitations of the stars inside, which they thought were "strange-shaped......
Originally, this little couple didn't plan to go in (it cost two dollars to get in). Because of them, in addition to the cheap old book "Dream of Red Mansions", they are a little interested. The other "products" of Fanxing, they all think they are too ugly and primitive, and they have no interest in it.
But later, I saw this thirty-year-old brother, who kept persisting and working hard. I think I should respect this guy's hard work......
So the two of them happily stepped into the store (oh open... Oops! Two dollars have been consumed again!), and asked the boss to take out the "Dream of Red Mansions" and take a look......
So the two of them looked at the book, which was not too old...... At this time, the "boutique service" of this old brother and the little boss came: "Well, you two young people, you really have a vision! This is a true translation of the stars that has not changed a word. Let me tell you about these little lovers! In this book, Lin Daiyu is only thirteen or fourteen years old! I can't imagine how young she is, and she also suffers from tuberculosis. I can still fall in love with a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy named Jia Baoyu......!
"Horn!" Yang Shengjian and Lai Meijun, outstanding young men in the Heavenly Court, were so frightened by the ugly store manager's alarmism that they even fell to the ground!
Yang Jian asked the store manager angrily, "Brother, do you have a daughter?" The manager responded, "Yes, the eldest is eleven years old." Jian'er said again angrily: "Then, is it possible that she will be able to fall in love and make friends in two years?......?
"Huh! Huh! Alas, young man, am I wrong? Isn't it even said over and over that this book can only be purchased by a steady person over the age of forty, and can be bought as a literary reference. You two are too young, so you can only look at it, you know! Let me tell you the truth, there are still too many "reactionary" places in this book! Just that Daiyu and Baoyu, and Huan Baochai, are all cousins and cousins! The mortal people are too ignorant to let their close relatives intermarry. So in view of these unhealthy factors, you two will definitely not be able to buy this book! I am even afraid that if you are not careful, you teenagers will be ruined......" The ugly store manager hurriedly explained to Yang Jian.
"It's over! It's over! Meijun is hearty! I've wasted two more dollars! I'm too stupid, and I'm unlucky, I've let you down today!" Brother Jian'er said angrily. …… The little two sweet couples, so they quit the store in a huff...... When I went out, I saw a father and son, the middle-aged man with his fourteen-year-old son, stepping into the shop............
"Oh yes! Brother Ugly Jian'er! You were so fierce in someone's shop just now! I don't like you anymore! That middle-aged uncle is so pitiful! You are still arrogant! Look at your virtue of eating people! Alas... "Meijun lay on Yang Jian's body, with electricity and a frenzy......
After a while, this pair of jade people, through the transparent window, saw that the shopkeeper was selling his "RB saber" sample to the father and son who had just entered. … I saw this rotten shopkeeper temporarily disguise himself as an ugly RB devil, with a mortal star Japanese warrior belt wrapped around his head, and the words "Straight forward" written on it, brandishing the ghost-headed big sword, shouting: "Long live the emperor! ……
The father with the little boy asked the shopkeeper, "What do you mean, what kind of creature is the emperor, and how can he live for 10,000 years?" The shopkeeper replied enthusiastically: "Quack is a language of the stars, which basically means to charge, and the emperor is the head of their tribe, of course, it can also be changed: Long live the Führer." In short, both are hoodoos............
So the father asked again, "What is this ugly knife for?" The shopkeeper, the "Great Day Ben Imperial Army", immediately replied: "Oh! This saber your child is the Marshal of the Fan Star Da Ri Ben Empire, stationed in the Philippines and Yamashita Fengwen. General: A replica of General Makino's saber. It used it to kill itself by seppuku at the end!!"......
(The saber fell to the ground!) "Woo wow wow !! Dad!, I'm afraid !!" The little boy was so frightened by the shopkeeper's words that the saber fell to the ground, and he howled in fear and threw himself into the arms of the middle-aged man......
"Oh my mother! Lao Tzu wants to complain about you! You crazy person! Such an ominous thing! Do you dare to sell it !! your conscience to the dog!!!... Your sister! Lose money to Lao Tzu! Lose money! Duck Duck Duck Duck!" Seeing that the child was frightened, the middle-aged father howled frantically at the shopkeeper. ……
Brother Jian and Sister Meijun outside the store saw this comedy scene. Finally, I was able to laugh out loud with schadenfreude: the "little couple" hugged each other and laughed heartbreakingly......
Postscript to this chapter:
On December 23, 1948, the Japanese war criminals who committed suicide in fear of crime finally welcomed their supreme commander: Prime Minister Hideki Tojo. It will also be hanged today, in the form of a duck...... Goodbye Devil! Goodbye veteran Kwantung Army war criminals! Wish, never see each other again!!!!......