Chapter 82: I Didn't Do It!
Tianpeng hurriedly opened his mouth to stop the golden hoop stick that Wukong was about to knock.
His eyes widened, and he cried anxiously: "I'm afraid that the immortals are mistaken! I have only been a god for less than a year! Where can anyone dare to harass a female fairy? At most, I just look at the bottom of the river twice! I don't dare to look at it too much!!"
"Hmm, so it's not yours to touch the body of the fairy frequently these days?" Sun Wukong took back the golden hoop stick, if he hadn't done it, it wouldn't have been to the point where he needed to be killed.
"It's really not!!!I don't have the guts!!Besides, I'm not the only immortal in this Tianhe!" Tianpeng hurriedly defended, he was wronged! Even more wronged than Dou E! No wonder he said that no fairy has come to Tianhe recently, it must be that person who knelt!
"Nonsense! I've never heard of other gods in Tianhe! You're the only newborn water god!" The eunuch refused, did this dog thief say this because he wanted to save his life?
Tianpeng glanced at the eunuch of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, don't think that he can't see what this eunuch is thinking, and the friction between him and the Imperial Horse Supervisor is not a day or two!
Tianpeng defended: "The immortals don't know, there is actually a female fairy in this Tianhe before me, called weak water. I never meet people in person on weekdays, so the world doesn't know that there is such a fairy. She has been next to me for a year, constantly harassing me and annoying me!
(Zhu Bajie: The baby is bitter, and he has lost his benefits when he is harassed!ORZ)
"Oh, how are you going to prove the existence of such a fairy?"
The fox stared suspiciously at Tiancang's eyes, his eyes were indeed not floating, and it seemed that he was telling the truth. However, it is still necessary to verify.
"Wait a minute. β
Tian Peng took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, which was his usual personal belonging. Weak water is very obsessed with him, and has come to steal his things many times, and if he sees this square veil, he will not let go of anything!
Gently put the handkerchief on the surface of the water, and after a while, the water began to surge, and the normally normal Tianhe became an undercurrent and floating! The handkerchief that was supposed to float on the surface of the water sank quickly as if it had drowned!
Sun Wukong stretched out the golden hoop stick and picked it up into the river, and forcibly picked out a fairy in blue clothes and hair that was picked out of the river and bounced on the grass on the shore like a salted fish.
The three of them slowly gathered around...
This fairy who is called weak water is lying on the ground with her face facing the ground, and she is still jumping up and down, like a dying fish on the board, and she is not like other fairies who repair her hair well, and her hair is scattered, like a female madman!
Wukong picked up the golden rod and flipped her over, and in front of it was a thing that looked like a female kneeling......
"You're weak water?"
Is this such a thing that frequently harasses the fairy?Sun Wukong felt a little difficult to speak, no one can believe it!(βΌγβΌ#)
Weak Shui didn't answer Sun Wukong, and when he saw Marshal Tianpeng at a glance, his eyes lit up!
"Puffy... I miss you so much~ Since that day of separation, you have never allowed me to go to your house again...... I haven't touched you for five days!!" Weak Water squeezed tears at the canopy aggrievedly, like a wife abandoned by her husband!
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm still single!!You stay away from me!!This body smells disgusting!" Marshal Tianpeng wanted to take the weak water off his body in disgust!
His expression became a little pale, and he retched twice~