Chapter 81: I'm More Wronged Than Dou E!
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River.
"This is the Tianhe with many fairies?"
Wukong raised his eyebrows, looking at this deserted Tianhe, not to mention the fairy, there is not a single female mosquito!
"It's not a rumor that has been circulating among fairies recently! It is said that there are many fairies who feel that when they are taking a bath, a big hand is touching them! I am so scared that no fairies dare to come now!" He thought it was true.
After all, the new water god doesn't know what it is, and forbids male fairies to come to Tianhe? Phew! It must be a lustful kneeling! But he does have a lot of good fortune, and there are more than 100 female fairies who come to Tianhe to bathe every day, not to mention some fairies with good looks!
Like Chang'e Fairy, Hundred Flowers Fairy, Crape Myrtle Fairy, these fairies are all goddesses sought after by male fairies! Like him, he is also a die-hard fan of Chang'e Fairy~
If he had the ability, he would definitely capture this water god and avenge the fairies!!
Sun Wukong walked to the river, fished out a handful of river water, didn't feel anything weird, thought about it, took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, and threw the golden hoop stick into the middle of the heavenly river, the golden hoop stick kept getting bigger and sinking, and the river became surging!
At this time, a male fairy with silver armor and silver rake flew in the river, born with a jade tree in the wind, a white-faced and beardless little life, and some of his instruments were lofty when he wore silver armor. He angrily waved his nine-toothed nail rake, trying to find the culprit.
Sure enough, at a glance, I saw Sun Wukong and the eunuch standing on the bank of the river! one was wearing the clothes of the imperial horse eunuch and the other was wearing a hairy monkey in gold armor, which seemed to be an unpleasant little character.
Cleaned up! Must be cleaned up! Otherwise, where will his face be placed on Marshal Tianpeng?(▼ヘ▼#)
"Where did the monkey come from? dare to disturb the order of the Tianhe?" Tianpeng angrily pointed at Sun Wukong and the others! Originally, he was playing with the fairies in his dream, but he was smashed by a big pillar falling from the sky!
Just as he came out, as soon as Wukong stretched out his hand, the golden hoop stick that fell in Tianhe quickly changed back to its original size and flew back into Wukong's hand, took the golden hoop stick, jumped lightly, picked up the golden hoop stick and smashed it on the back of Marshal Tianpeng.
Marshal Tianpeng, who was caught off guard, ate a stick and vomited a mouthful of blood!
Grandma's bear!
Actually a yin person?
This time, Marshal Tianpeng didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he lifted his nine-tooth nail rake, and the water vapor on the rake began to slowly condense into ice-like ice ballast, and he frantically attacked Wukong! Under the attack of Marshal Tianpeng's storm, Sun Wukong was unscathed!
How does this TM make people play??
Marshal Tianpeng was dumbfounded and looked at Sun Wukong, who easily dealt with him without losing a single hair.
"Are you still fighting?"
Sun Wukong easily blocked all the attacks of Marshal Tianpeng, his face was very relaxed, and he teased Marshal Tianpeng who was tired and panting.
"No.... Don't play... You... You bully!" Tianpeng felt that all his strength was exhausted, but he couldn't beat him, and he felt a little frustrated, could he be so incompetent? He had been bullied by the Dragon King so that the water god had no soldiers, and now he couldn't even beat a hairy monkey of the Imperial Horse Supervisor!
"Hey, what kind of Tianhe, have you ever seen a fairy about eighteen years old, delicate and cute, with a bell anklet on her body, and a medicine pestle jade around her neck?"
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There are not 100 but 50 fairies he has seen in a day! The fairies with beautiful appearances have gone! Besides, who will take a bath and go down to the river with ornaments? ?
But he didn't dare to talk back, he shook his head honestly, he really had never seen such a fairy.
"Then it's useless to keep you, this scourge of harassing fairies should be eliminated as soon as possible!" Sun Wukong made up his mind to kill this kneel first, so as to save it from being a scourge in the future!
Lift up the golden hoop and prepare to be beaten to death with a stick.
"Slow!!"