"Dead pig, what are you doing here, call me in the middle of the night," Xu Fan gritted his teeth when he answered the phone.

"The rice bucket is bursting, bursting...... Hahaha" Dong Yizhu on the other end of the phone was very excited.

Xu Fan was confused when he heard it: "Talking about people." ”

"Hehe, your watermelon is selling out at my brother-in-law's, just now my brother-in-law called and asked you to get ready, drive to your place early tomorrow morning to transport watermelons, the amount is at least three times that of today, hahaha, are you happy?" Dong Yizhu was very proud and excited.

I'll go, this watermelon sells well, I make money, why are you so happy, Xu Fan really wants to go over like this, but when he thought that people were bringing good news to himself, he opened his mouth and said with a smile: "I didn't ask, the watermelons are all in the ground, and they will be directly opened to the ground tomorrow, and they will be picked and pretended." ”

"Mmmm, but why don't you want to know about the hot situation on my brother-in-law's side?" Dong Yizhu waited for a while, and saw that Xu Fan didn't mean anything else, so he asked a little depressed.

"My own watermelon, I know, I can think of your brother-in-law's situation with my toes, do I need to ask?" Xu Fan disagreed.

"Okay, you win," Dong Yizhu replied with a smile and hung up the phone.

There was a blind sound in his ears, and when he turned around to see that the other party had hung up, Xu Fan scolded with a smile: "Hey! ”

was disturbed by this phone call, Xu Fan was completely sleepy, lying on the bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, so he simply sat up and turned on the light, holding a book and reading.

After going back and forth, I translated all the missing words, and the time was almost one o'clock in the morning, Xu Fan came sleepy, yawned a few times, and fell asleep on the bed for a long time.

In the morning, Xu Fan was not woken up by his mother, but by Dong Yizhu's phone: "Dead pig, if you don't give me a suitable reason, I promise not to beat you to death," the sweet dream was disturbed, and he was very angry.

Of course, this is a call from a dead party, if it is replaced by his mother's words, it is estimated that he will not dare to let go of the fart, and he must endure the fire, otherwise the ears will not be clean for a certain day.

"Damn! You've eaten gunpowder," Dong Yizhu over there screamed.

"Say, what's the matter," Xu Fan, who was still with his eyes closed, gritted his teeth and said.

"Hey, what kind of brain are you in this rice bucket, didn't you say yesterday that you would go to your place to transport watermelons today? If you don't give me the address, how can I go?" Dong Yizhu on the other end of the phone scolded with a smile.

"Uh......" Hearing this, Xu Fan scratched his head, this fire really couldn't be sent, so he hung up the phone directly in frustration, and then sent the address.

"Damn, you kid, no wonder you've been single for so long, this hand speed of hanging up the phone, I didn't say it," Dong Yizhu sent such a paragraph on WeChat after a while.

Xu Fan, who was full of sleep, glanced at it, didn't bother to reply, threw the phone to the side, and continued to sleep in his first place.

This morning, Xu Fan was destined to not be able to sleep lazy, not much, Zhang Cuifang's voice sounded downstairs, and he was depressed and went downstairs to freshen up with half-squinted eyes.

"Son, your dad left the car at home, is he going to deliver watermelons today?" asked Zhang Cuifang with a smile at the dining table.

The money from her son's sale of watermelons last night made her happy, but there are still many watermelons in the field, and it is the greatest happiness to be able to sell them all.

"I don't have to send it today, my classmate drove over to transport it, and he was already on the way," Xu Fan said with some vagueness as he drank the porridge.

"That's it, how long will it take to arrive, let's go to the field and pick some out first, you eat quickly," Zhang Cuifang was a little anxious.

"Mom, don't worry, it will take an hour or two, just wait for the car to come and pick it up," Xu Fan said slowly.

"You kid, let's pick it up first, won't it be faster when the car comes?"

Touching the door of his somewhat painful head, Xu Fan said with some dissatisfaction: "Mom, really, if you knock like this again, your son will be really stupid, and if you can't marry a daughter-in-law at that time, you won't be able to hold your grandson." ”

Zhang Cuifang put her hands on her waist, glared at her eyes and said: "You kid, who are you fooling, my mother knocked on the door of your head when you were young, and I haven't seen you stupider than others until now, but...... When you talk about your daughter-in-law, you don't have a girlfriend yet, so go to Chenjia Village another day and let Mrs. Chen see if there is a girl who is suitable for you. ”

"Hey, Mom, Mom, let's go to the field quickly, nothing else is in a hurry," Originally, Xu Fan wanted to reason with his mother, but when he heard the latter words, he suddenly secretly said that it was not good, and hurriedly changed the topic and said.

"Why don't you worry, look at Chen Bing, who is the same age as you, Xu Fei not only married a daughter-in-law, but also had children born, no, I will go to Chenjia Village in the afternoon, I have to find you a daughter-in-law quickly, your father and I are looking forward to holding our grandson," Xu Fan's idea was destined to fail, Zhang Cuifang retorted very arrogantly.

"Mom, Mom, let's go to the field to pick watermelons first, and the car will arrive in a while," Xu Fan didn't care about eating porridge, and dragged his mother out, this topic can't continue, maybe my mother is going to Chenjia Village now.

"What's the hurry, I'll clean up the dishes and chopsticks first," Zhang Cuifang shook off her son's hand domineeringly, and went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks as she spoke.

Wiping the cold sweat on his head, Xu Fan's intestines were blue, and he only gave himself two slaps: "You crow's mouth, don't mention anything, just mention it to a woman, now it's okay......"

Xu Fan has no objection to marrying a wife and having children, but he has just ended a relationship, and he finally has a free life, coupled with the things in Yu Perry's book, he is naturally not interested in falling in love for the time being.

The two mothers and sons, plus two dogs, were busy picking watermelons in the watermelon field, Xu Fan and Zhang Cuifang were naturally busy picking watermelons, while the sunspot climbed quietly to the side, looked around from time to time, and temporarily acted as a guard.

Xiaobai is a little unpresentable, don't help, forget it, and go to make trouble, whenever Zhang Cuifang picks the watermelon and walks to the side of the road, this goods is not honest around her, and almost trips her several times.

Zhang Cuifang not only didn't scold it, but also happily praised Xu Fan about how good Xiaobai was, liked to stick to himself, and touched Xiaobai's head from time to time to step on a few words, so that Xiaobai played even more crazy.

After coming to the watermelon field, Zhang Cuifang didn't mention the blind date to him again, Xu Fan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but seeing that Xiaobai's two goods were not doing anything and making trouble, he wanted to go over and give it a few kicks, but he was afraid of provoking his mother, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

I made up my mind that one day my mother would go back to my grandmother's house and directly slaughter this little white and sacrifice her teeth.

Xiaobai, who didn't know that the catastrophe was coming, still took care of himself and had a good time, and ran to the front of the sunspot and called, I don't know if to show off his might, or ask the sunspot to play with it.

Not long after, Dong Yishu's car arrived, because he didn't know the road here, Xu Fan deliberately ran to the banyan tree at the entrance of the village and waited, and one or two major trucks drove in, disrupting the peaceful mountain village.

There are basically no big trucks coming in on the road on weekdays in Aoshan Village, and some of the melons and fruits in the field are ripe, and those who collect fruits come to drive big trucks into the village.

Now this time is obviously not the harvest season, such a big truck into the village, naturally attracted the attention of those villagers who were idle and had nothing to do, especially the aunts who had nothing to do sitting on the banyan tree and chatting one after another, and a few good things also followed the car.

When the car arrived at the watermelon field, Dong Yizhu and the two people he brought came down to help, and when he saw the watermelons that were ripe in these acres, he immediately changed his attention, said hello to Zhang Cuifang, and pulled Xu Fan to the side and said: "Okay, you are a rice bucket, you actually fooled me"

"What did I fool you?" Xu Fan was confused.

"Hey, don't admit it, yesterday you said that your yield is not much, and now, you say it's not much," Dong Yizhu pointed to this watermelon field and gritted his teeth.

"Damn, you are stupid, I just have a few acres of land, the watermelons are all here, the summer has not started yet, this watermelon is definitely not enough, don't you understand?" Xu Fan rolled his eyes and said.

"I said you're stupid, these watermelons are ripe, you won't plant them again, anyway, what kind of liquid do you have, you can make the melons ripen quickly, just plant a batch after harvesting," Dong Yizhu said with a glare.

"Uh......" Xu Fan was choked by these words, and it was really hard to refute for a while, he really didn't think about it.

"Uh, what, that's it, I want watermelons on this acre of land today, and after I send them to my brother-in-law, I'll sell the rest," Dong Yizhu said with a wave of his hand.

"Damn!" Xu Fan gave him a middle finger, then turned around and went to pick watermelons.

One acre of watermelons, four or five people, have also been busy for a long time, and Xu Fan, who has improved his physique, has no feelings, and Zhang Cuifang, whose physique has been quietly improved, is also fine.

Dong Yizhu, who had never done rough work, was directly tired into a dog, holding a big watermelon, sitting on the ground and gnawing on his buttocks, unable to live or die.

"Fanzi, I didn't bring this either, how do you calculate the money?" After a while, Dong Yishu, who came to life, dragged Xu Fan and asked.

Rolling his eyes several times in a row, Xu Fan said with disdain: "Pig, you are really a pig, forget it, I don't care about you, a watermelon is counted as ten catties, and the money is directly given to my mother." ”

"How good is this, didn't I take advantage of you a lot for nothing," Dong Yizhu rubbed his hands a little embarrassed.

"Come less, you kid has less to do to take advantage of me," Xu Fan patted him on the shoulder and said.

"Hey, hey!" Dong Yizhu laughed happily, and ran to get the money, but he didn't run half of it and turned back, scratched his head and said, "How many watermelons are in this cart?"

Well, Xu Fan was speechless: "Climb the car and count it yourself." ”

"Shall I count?" Looking at the piles of watermelons piled up on the car, Dong Yizhu's face obviously became a little ugly.

"Nonsense, you must have gone," Xu Fan said with certainty.

"Count you ruthless," a white flower's middle finger was erected, Dong Yizhu dropped this sentence, and ran to count the watermelons, the chubby body finally climbed into the car, and came back after a while, with a few bundles of money in his hand.

"Don't count, I'll give you these first, and I'll talk about the rest when I go back, if it's more, that's it, and if it's less, I'll make it up to you tomorrow," handed the money to Xu Fan, and Dong Yizhu said very shamefully.