Fu Chung and Xiaoqing (middle)
The Buddha said: A slut can smell the taste of cheapness from its bones. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 As the saying goes, "Poor people must have something to hate!" ”。
… Brother Fuchung, under the recommendation of Master Zhang Jinzhi, met the beautiful girl Nie Xiaoqing......
What he didn't know was that this little Qing'er! I refused to play this "female number one" before. However, Lord Zhang and his gang, through various insidious tricks, dedicated a handsome guy from the rudder sled team to this little young girl...... Tempted by the beautiful man, the little young girl agreed to the request of this group of villains......
… Under the seduction of Xiaoqing, who is so beautiful that she is about to drip water...... The slut quickly fell in love with this "holy woman"! ……
At half past two in the afternoon, the floating slut who had "rested" enough with Xiaoqingli should go to work and guide his "Great West City Alliance Speed Skating Team". ……
Nie Xiaoqing, the goblin on the couch, will not let this Luo slut go away easily at this time. Because today is the final moment of this play! The key is whether you can hook up "Luo idiot" and this big fish......
When Xiao Qing'er saw that Brother Luo was leaving, she immediately used her bewitching Dafa... Unleash the "supernatural powers" in the sky! … But when I saw the eyes of the slut, suddenly:
Bright spring is full of red,
Yingying autumn waves!
The mountains are flying around the green mist,
Horizontal jade peak reflects Shaoguang!
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"Oh my mother! I can't imagine that this little Qing'er is so sunk and falling! … Suck! Suck! Suck! … it! It's okay not to go to this class! Lao Tzu will be the emperor for a while! … Come on! Luo Rotten shouted. "Back to the battlefield"! …… (Rotten people!) Your "good thing" is coming soon! … Moths to the fire, dogs who don't know whether they are alive or dead! Eternal slut! )
The hour hand pointed to three o'clock in the afternoon...... "Emperor Luo" was still in the room and Xiaoqing was "studying together...... The door was used by the top management of the base management department, using privileges, squeak! With a bang, it's opened!! ……
Then a large group of leaders poured in! … Click! Click! Click! Click, click, click... After a burst of random pictures on the bed... Lord Zhang Jinzhi said angrily: "Okay! Xiao Luo! We didn't see you come to work on time. I thought something had happened to you, and I rushed to visit you. But you ??! … Alas! …… You're too bold! It's time for you to go to work, and instead of instructing your teammates, you're messing around with men and women in this dormitory!? You have made the people of Daxi City and even the whole country ashamed because of you! You really should be arrested and shot! That's bad! … Thou shalt be a unruly dog! If Her Royal Highness the Concubine knew that her "ex-husband" was such an unbearable person, what would she think! ?! OMG! Quickly release a bolt of lightning and slash this scumbag to death! It has brought great shame to our entire polar center! Oh my! How can this be? Wronged! ……”
…… Principal Luo, who was disheveled on the bed, was caught by several "martial artists" and knelt in front of this Lord Jin Zhi......
The nine "kind-hearted" people who poured in today are all the "former pen pals" of the little Qing'er on the bed. Therefore, such an arrangement will not make Xiaoqing's classmates shy of "seeing life"! … (Coupled with Luo Slut, wouldn't it happen to be called the "Top Ten Meng Lang"...) )
"Say it quickly!! Why do you do these ugly things in the dormitory during working hours and without permission, say!! Zhang Jinzhi slut deliberately roared loudly. ……
Luo Qiren, who was so frightened by this sudden that he almost urinated and became incontinent, knelt there and said: "I! I'm ...... I'm sorry for the collective, I'm sorry for all the leaders ... Yes, yes, I'm sorry for my teammates, and my hometown of Daxicheng. … I, I, I... I'm guilty! I repent! We sincerely ask all leaders... Leniency! …… Leniency! … Leniency! Leniency! … I'm me, I'm guilty......"...
"Leniency? How lenient! Well??? Dog stuff! Some time ago, you spread rumors everywhere that someone at the base beat you up for no reason. In the end, Officer Chen from the police station also worked tirelessly to run here several times. Until now, I haven't caught a single innocent person who is so-called beating you. But my center has a good reputation! It's almost ruined in the mouth of you slut! Duck yay! ......" Zhang Zhijin angrily counted him down.
"Oops! Don't be too angry! A bear-wrapped villain like him doesn't deserve such anger from the vice-seater. This little Luo is a villain! …… Yikes... Yikes... Yikes... Not? ......" Another senior section chief was talking. found that the little young girl on the bed, in front of everyone, was dressed there...... So the words were incoherent, and everyone present was embarrassed! ……
"Look at what! What haven't you seen yet? What a bunch of hypocritical dogs! Xiaoqing scolded and walked towards the bathroom......
Here, the red-faced section chief continued to speak: "I said this Xiao Luo! Didn't you take the initiative to bow your head and confess your guilt some time ago? It's a person who can be saved! …… So be it! According to what everyone has discussed before(??? … My day, you dare to say this blatantly???!?? Let him sign the 180 documents, and we'll give him a chance to mend his ways! … Hahaha...... "...... (This senior section chief is singing white-faced here.) … These villains are so presumptuous! This sin deserves to be signed one hundred and eighty documents?? What a deception! … )……
But Luo Da, a slut with a strong desire to survive, immediately nodded his head again and again, saying that even if it was one hundred and ninety documents, he would sign them correctly, and he only hoped that the senior leaders would be able to "lenient" him. (Eternal Immortals!) Lying in the sky! … Phew! … )……
So the supreme leader present Zhang Zhijin sat down. Pretending to be angry. Ordered Principal Luo to start signing the papers......
One hundred and eighty rotten documents of "losing power and humiliating the country"! was transferred to Principal Luo's virtual screen and asked him to start signing......
The first one has only four words: I am a thief. Teacher Luo trembled and signed. The second part is to explain that the eight cases of being beaten by Principal Luo before are all fake cases. I, Luo Moumou, would like to express my deep apologies to the police officers and gentlemen at the police station. The injuries on his body were originally caused by a fall during his own training, speed skating, and in ancient times, there were deaths caused by training! … (Your sister!) )…。 Principal Luo also signed firmly......
The third part, I, Luo Moumou, deeply repented that I had blasphemed our country's great Diao Chan Guifei, and solemnly promised today that I would never call His Royal Highness Guifei in the future...... (What is the reason of heaven!) )。 But Luo Fuchun still signed! (I guess he's going crazy!) )……
Brush Brush! …… Principal Luo signed the document with great pains...... Drops of bitter tears silently and tragically filled the virtual screen! …… Chief Gao summoned a hummingbird robot to suck the tears off it......
This scene of "in a silent place (listening to thunder)" touched the only woman in this room: Nie Xiaoqing. She looked at Brother Luo, who was about to go crazy, and thought inwardly: "Yes! Brother Luo will definitely go crazy, this warrior who won the Twin Peaks Ridge an hour ago is now being driven to the edge of madness by the Heavenly Immortal Bureau set up by this group of stinky men...... Think about myself, how can I not be someone else's chess piece, or like a duckweed in the ocean, let the wind and waves drift! … No way! Brother Luo and I, since we are both fallen people at the end of the world, I have to save him! Maybe I'm the only one who can really save him. Alas! Brother Luo, let's go: the cold of two people, hugging each other is lukewarm!! …”。 Thinking of this, Nie Xiaoqing pushed everyone away, rushed to Brother Luo, and hugged his beloved......
"Get out! Get lost! You scoundrels, fuck me off! If you don't disappear in front of the eyes of the old lady immediately, the old lady will hold a hero praise conference on the Internet for the "heroic deeds" of several of you! Let you be famous from now on! …… Get lost!!! ......" Nie Xiaoqing screamed fiercely.
After checking Principal Luo and signing the dozens of important documents in front of him, Section Chief Gao immediately became a good person unnaturally, and sneered: "Okay! All right! Come on! Come on! I won't sign the rest of it! Look at this, the little young girl is angry! Xiao Luo Xiaoqing, let's go! Say goodbye, say goodbye! Xiao Luo, you can just rest at home this afternoon! Good bye! Good bye! Good bye! Good bye... I don't send it! No need to send it! …”……
Give? Send your grandma! You, a group of bandits and hooligans, have not bullied this pair of little lovers badly enough?? ……
…… In an instant, only Luo Fuchun and Nie Xiaoqing, the poor people, hugged each other tightly! … After kissing Xiaoqing, Principal Luo said to Xiaoqing affectionately: "I will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau of this Arctic City tomorrow, I will divorce His Royal Highness the Imperial Concubine, and then live with you." Otherwise, I wouldn't have had the courage to live! …… Green! You saved me! I will be your servant for the rest of your life! ……”……
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… In the middle of the night, I dreamed of juvenile things, and my dreams were dry with tears.
I sighed when I heard the lute, and I heard it chirp again.
is the same as the end of the world, why should we have known each other! ……
A pair of miserable lovers finally firmly embraced each other on the big yin platform outside the building...... "looking at the sun in the storm"! ……