Floating and Xiaoqing (Part I)
The cold window of the lonely house is more windy and rainy,
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Yesterday's spring was warm and today's autumn,
It's hard to find a confidant.
The four seas are thousands of miles for every family, and the end of the world is a lonely boat.
Yesterday's spring tide closes today,
Who accompanies me to sink and float! ……
This little poem may be used to describe the poor man we imagined: Luo Fuzhuan. ……
However, the truth is very different......
When Diao Chan first "got along" with Director Zhang, Principal Luo was beaten several times by his colleagues, which is a fact. …… And afterwards, this Fu Chung brother also wants to solve the case, which is actually very simple, that is, ask the intelligent machines responsible for protecting themselves, which is clear. ……
But this unlucky Principal Luo happened to meet a group of ugly intelligent brothers who "pulled the shelf", because these ugly guys and the group of thugs have the same point of view: they think that this ugly Teacher Luo has blasphemed the Bingqing Yujie of His Royal Highness Diao Chan Guifei. (???! )……
The first time Xiao Luo was beaten, his nose and face were swollen and he rushed into the medical mecha, and the wounds on his body were healed (but fear and inner wounds can never be healed). Urgently recruit the intelligent system boss "Butterfly Brother" from home. "Little Butterfly! See which shameless people beat your master? I just felt that on the edge of the speed skating track, a black shadow burst out of the stabbing spurt, covered my head with a sack, and they began to commit violence! What are you still shouting, I have blasphemed the Bingqing Yujie of His Royal Highness Diao Chan Guifei! Is this logical? I'm Xiao Huo's legal husband! Hum! The dead policeman from the police station turned a blind eye, as if he should be beaten violently. I'm so angry! Principal Luo asked angrily.
"Oh! I don't know, Your Excellency. That day, my little sister, I happened to have a period (the smart machine will have a period?????? It's very inconvenient! I don't have time to bother with your business. Besides, Uncle Chouluo, you have already committed a big crime and seriously blasphemed the ice and jade of Her Royal Highness the Great Concubine. The masses of the people should beat you, or even arrest you and shoot you, they should be, and they are still very happy! ……”……
"Poof! (Principal Luo spat out a mouthful of blood!) Oh my day, you ugly smart machine guy! Full of nonsense! Mom! As Lao Tzu's domestic servant, he doesn't speak for his master, and he dares to be weird with Lao Tzu here. You disobedient and unfilial thing! … Let's go! I don't ask anymore! … Hurry up, it's always okay to turn into a beauty and let Lao Tzu vent his anger, right!? Your sister! ......," Floating growled.
"That's fine, but from now on, I'm not allowed to become a Diao Chan concubine, and all the beauties related to her. Otherwise, you will commit that blasphemy again, and it will be your turn to be caught and shot!" Brother Luo! Little Butterfly, this is for your good! If outsiders find out, you'll be stuffed again! "Butterfly" "little sister" in the duck noise ...... "Butterfly "Little Sister". ……
"Quick! Hurry up, hurry up!! … You can do anything! Fast! Change! Slut!! I can't wait! Fuck you! You bad scum! What an ugly thing who is unfaithful and unfilial! … Woo woo woo ...... "Principal Luo howled and ran away in tears!" ……
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In the following time, Principal Luo was beaten several times! …… Obviously scared. … The intelligent machines made it clear that they would not help him solve the case...
So the poor brother Fu Chung, who went to work for several days, knelt on the edge of the speed skating rink by himself, and hung a big sign on his chest: "Luo Fuzhong, a sinner through the ages, blasphemed His Royal Highness the Great Concubine, the crime deserves death!" For the sake of my daughter Luo Yingqiao, please forgive my poor father! Fu Chung knelt down and begged everyone!! The stupid and cute medical mecha "Wong Tai Sin" (it is dressed as a little donkey) also pretended to wander around him. …??!? … (What a pitiful and helpless Principal Luo!) … )…
Those bad people, seeing Xiao Luo so miserable, and he himself bowed his head and confessed his guilt. So he seemed to forgive him...... "Xiao Luo, what are you doing here!" Get up, get up! This is a sacred Olympic training venue, what do you like kneeling here!? … It's a good thing to confess your sins! I hope that in your future life, you will have a good and deep introspection and repentance! Get up, get up! We forgive you for the time being. Let's talk about it! That's not good! Ouch!! "A deputy director who also participated in the beating of this Xiao Luo, Lord Zhang Jinzhi, said on that side. While holding the poor man in his arms, he stood up from the ground......
On the side, a team of "Moon Palace Saints" who came to the Guanghan Palace of the Moon were praying and blessing for a group of athletes...... The ronin Nie Xiaoqing has already returned from the madness of Dazhuxing, and he is also slim in the ranks of saints......
The system of this Moon Sacred Palace is like this, male cultivators, including male staff of the Sacred Palace. It is strictly forbidden to have "style problems". Once discovered (and will always be discovered, because the Holy Palace is home to billions of ubiquitous intelligent machines!) )。 He will be expelled from the temple and sentenced to prison......
There is also a relatively strict system for female personnel. There was once a nineteen-year-old girl "layman" who came to this holy palace to practice as a layman because of her broken love. In the end, in Guanghan City, outside the palace, he fell in love with a local young man...... In the end, it was sent out of the temple by the temple party, a very unfriendly "gift"... also mobilized hundreds of thousands of believers, and scolded the little girl's whole family on the Internet, and she wanted to cry without tears! ……
But the "fairy girls" in the temple are a big exception. In their teachings, these "fairy fairies of the holy palace" are characterized as "givers of love". So they can "" with any "mortal" except for the staff of their own unit with impunity! ...... "excellent grades" can also be rewarded and promoted, just like Nie Xiaoqing, because of his outstanding ability and special ability to be an "electric man", he is now in a high position as the first deputy squad leader of the thirteenth class of fairies, and he is a big leader. …?????! … (I'm going to it)......
Since this "little Qingqinger" came to this sacred polar training center, it has been like a "dragon returning to the sea"! … It's like "Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers"!! …… is spreading her "Yujie fraternity" ......
Deputy Director Zhang Zhijin is full of intrigues. pulled Xiao Luo to the front of Nie Xiaoqing, a "bewitching person", and said with a smile: "Xiao Luo! Throw away your confession sign, too! Everyone knows, that's it! The crux of the matter is not in the form of writing! The key is to repent deeply from the depths of your heart! Ouch! … Xiao Luo! Come and meet this beautiful girl leader who came to the Holy Palace, Ms. Nie Xiaoqing! She may be able to help you change your mind and become a new person from the root of your thoughts! … Hahaha......" Zhang Zhijin said hypocritically. (He and a bunch of villains were premeditated and ready to play this Luo Fuzhun "Heavenly Immortal Bureau"!) … Hum! Shameless, it's the pass of the shameless! … For Xiao Luo's tragic situation, the author deeply sympathizes! … )……