Chapter 706: Prohibition of Gambling

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Chapter 706: Prohibition of Gambling

Qiqi goes into battle, the person is small and has a big breath, and he has to surpass the fat man when he opens his mouth. The fat man didn't know much either, so he grabbed the back of his head and asked Li Suozi behind him: "Is there any other big beard?"

"We also play with the baby floating, the fluttering beard must be a hurdle, win 128, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. "Li Suozi's intestines are now repentant: It's good to be on the fat brother just now, this guy is a stupid boy who sleeps on a cold kang, and his ideas are strong.

"Then I'll do that!" Kiki winked at Uncle Fat and began drawing cards. She didn't have the two strokes of the fat man, so she had to stand up the cards, look at them one by one, and ask in her mouth: "Fat uncle, what is this like two M's?"

"It's eight, it's useless, let's get out. The fat man said happily.

The next house drew a card, and there was an idle eight-of-a-kind in his hand, so he also played it. Playing mahjong pays attention to keeping up with the stinky family, and the first one is called the fat man's whole big one, so I am also careful.

"Bump—listen. Qiqi shouted, and then she hit a red shot again.

The other three began to sweat again: Evil Sect, the same as the previous one.

The next family happened to have a red in his hand, and he didn't dare to fight after thinking about it for a long time, worried about repeating the mistake of the eight: he could hit one of the eight, and it seemed that he would catch the beard at the beginning.

The three of them trembled and each played a card, but no one opened the door, and it was Qiqi's turn to throw the treasure. I saw her open a chicken, and then pushed the card: "Hu!"

Everyone took a look, Hongzhong and the chick fell against each other, and the rest were all bumps, it was really a baby. The fat man grinned: "Qiqi, you are really better than Uncle Fat, collect money-"

The two of them stood up in embarrassment and rummaged through their shoulder pockets: "I don't have enough money—"

"How much to pay, we still have to rush to the field. The fat man pulled the money on the table and stuffed it all into his school bag: "This is just a bottom, let's go, find another one." ”

After saying that, he pulled Qiqi and left, and turned several fields in a row, basically leaving with two or three cards, and all of them were swept away.

Now everyone is red: "The fat man has become a gambling god——"

Finally came to a house, surrounded by a large table of people, the fat man thought to eat, and then take a closer look, everyone has three cards in their hands, where to dare to drive a tractor.

"Hehe, I'll open two too. "The fat man has played with Zakin before, but it's basically the same as this one, squeezing a place to sit.

"Okay, why are you so interested in the fat man today. The six or seven people who were playing didn't know about the big sweep just now, and they all greeted happily.

"Hehe, I'm a little tight on money, and I want to scrape together some money to spend. The fat man put his almost full bag on the table and said with a big grin.

"So much money, fat brother, you are not allowed to cheat if you win in a while. ”

"Well, if I win, don't cry. The fat man took the playing cards and shuffled them twice: "I deal the cards, no opinion, right?"

After cutting the cards for him, the fat man put the remaining stack on the table: "Let's be fair, catch it ourselves, and save trouble." ”

There were also three people from other villages, of course agreed, so they took turns drawing cards. When the three cards are in hand, they are all behind others and behind them to watch the excitement, twist the cards into a seam, and hold them in the palm of your hand to see.

Only the fat man didn't look at the cards, and the three cards were buckled side by side on the table, looking at everyone with a smile.

Starting from his next house, there were seven people in total, and after each of them finished reading the cards, they all threw fifty dollars. When it was the fat man's turn, he didn't look at it, he directly took out a hundred and threw it inside: "I have to have a meeting later, just play bigger." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and then they all nodded together, and no one took out a stack of money, and they threw it at the table as if they were throwing pieces of paper.

"It's fun, no one will go down. The fat man went out one by one, and there was already a lot of money on the table.

"It's a bit of a mess, I don't want it. "Finally, one family gave up painfully, but still held on to the cards and didn't let go. Soon, two more people couldn't hold back and stopped throwing money into it. There are four fat people left, and no one will let go.

After a while, except for the fat man, the other three people ran out of cash, and one of them from another village took out a passbook from his pocket: "There are 20,000 in here, and the password is six 8s, so let's bet on this." ”

The fat man looked at him with a head of melon sweat, so he nodded: "Cheng, except for his wife, you can bet on anything." ”

"Brother Suozi, you go on a trip and tell my daughter-in-law to take 20,000 yuan—20,000 is not enough, take as many as you want—" Zhang Jinlai from the village blushed and shouted thickly.

"Just keep a count, anyway, the monks can't run the temple, they all have houses and land. "Fat people are not afraid of big things.

Those few people were also red-eyed, and they all began to check the number, and one of them checked several thousands. Finally, one of them couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the three cards in his hand on the table: "If you don't have my big card, I'll talk about it today, see who has the most money!"

Everyone saw that the three cards on the table were three 10s. The three of the same are called "Leopard", which is the largest series, from A to 2 rows, his Leopard 10 is already very big.

The one next to him who had given up for a long time also threw the cards on the table: "What are you calling, I haven't squeaked yet." ”

"Then I don't want it either. One person threw the three queens in his hand on the table, and everyone exclaimed: "Leopard Q, this is too coincidental!"

The fat man looked at the only remaining person: "It's just us brothers, what do you say?"

"I still have 14,000 left in this fold, and I've put it in it, let's compare the size!" The man stood up, picked up the passbook, and slammed it the table.

"Okay, let's open the cards. "The fat man doesn't care.

The man showed the cards in his hand, and it turned out to be three old K, which is the second person, unless the three cards of the fat man are A.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the fat man's fat hand, only to see him slowly uncover a spade ace, everyone sighed, and then, some opened a peach ace, everyone wowed, louder than just now.

The third card was lifted up by the fat man again, it was a square piece A, this time, there was no sound in the room, everyone was dumbfounded, only a few people panted heavily.

"Hehe, it's all mine. The fat man grabbed a pile of money on the table and stuffed his schoolbag to the brim: "Go to a meeting-"

The fat man walked out, and only a few of the losers were staring at each other, and their faces were like ashes.

After a while, the fat man's roar came from the loudspeaker: "The whole village is paying attention, come to the courtyard for a meeting immediately, we have a big matter to discuss!"

"Divide the money-" The little babies cheered, because the company's accounts this year have not yet been settled, so everyone's dividend money has not yet arrived.

"This time, eighty percent really wants to divide the money, and the fat man won more than 100,000 yuan in two hours. Li Suozi has been following the fat man all the time, and he has vaguely guessed the fat man's intentions.

The people from other villages who lost the money also probed their brains to the courtyard, and they all felt that the money was a little unjust.

Seeing that everyone was coming, the fat man took down the schoolbag he was carrying and threw it on the table, which was full of money, mostly 100 yuan, and a passbook was also mixed in.

"I really want to divide the money!" The little babies are happy, their generation has heard that the fat uncle is good at dividing money, but they really haven't experienced it.

The fat man cleared his throat: "Hehe, I won all this money just now, a total of two hours, and I won more than 130,000 yuan." This business is easy to do, don't be lightweight, the money comes quickly, whoever wants to make money in the future must say hello to me. ”

The crowd immediately fried the pot, gossiping and asking what was going on, and a few families told the fat man about the sweep, and everyone was shocked: "Good guy, this fat man has really become a gambling god!"

"Let's set up a rule today, in the future, you are not allowed to play mahjong or poker in Gushantun, you are not allowed to exceed one dollar, and if anyone violates the rules, the village committee will send you to the township police station. Some of us have two bad money in our hands, and we don't know how thick the sky is, and the more we play, the bigger it gets. The hard-earned money is lost in the blink of an eye, you are still human, and some old ladies also play five or ten yuan, haven't you forgotten the days when you used to exchange eggs for oil, salt, sauce and vinegar——"

The more the fat man spoke, the more angry he became, and when he slapped the table, there was a bang, and the table fell apart, and all the money on it fell to the ground.

"If you have money in your hands, you can't get scared, you can't your tail, and do something serious in a down-to-earth manner; last few days I went to Zhangjia's shack and how many two-story small western-style buildings there were in people's villages; I looked at the TV and newspapers to see if there were any people in Huaxi Village, and what kind of life people lived; how could there be such a rat-blind person who didn't do his job!" The fat man's voice became louder and louder, and many people in the crowd drooped their heads.

"Zhang Dayong of our forest ranger team, sentenced to three years, isn't that because he lost playing mahjong, and then began to ponder the crooked ways, the more he drinks, the thicker the relationship, and the more he plays money, the thinner and thinner he is, the card just now, do you even have the heart to move the knife on the house and the ground!"

Pointing to the few losers in front of him, the fat man shouted and asked, those people couldn't wait to stuff their glasses into the crotch of their pants.

"From now on, we will prohibit gambling in Shantun, and if anyone commits a crime, he will be fired from the company immediately; if you have a lot of money and no place to spend it, I will help you donate, and now there are people who can't eat enough and can't afford to go to school!"

The fat man's little eyes are on fire, and the posture is really terrifying; everyone has seen it for the first time, the fat man who has always been like Maitreya Buddha, if he really starts a fire, it is even more terrifying than the four King Kongs!

"Let's look at the two pillars of the people, that is, they have a memory, and then look at these old people led by Li Wuye and Fat Grandpa, how do people play, stickers, drill the table, this is entertainment. ”

Taking a deep breath, the fat man continued: "Everyone else is scattered, stay with those who lose money, and get all your money back." There are also those from other villages, who will come to our village in the future, raise their hands to welcome, if you come to play money, don't blame me for sending you all to the police station. ”

The crowd dispersed, and Captain Li looked at the fat man with a smile in the distance, and then said to Wang Sanpao: "Okay, this kid has a lot of attitude, this matter is well grasped, I can be relieved to hand over our backer to the fat man." ”

After dividing all the money, the fat man weighed his 20,000 yuan and went home, and as soon as he entered the house, Lao Wu Tou grabbed his arm with a smile: "Let's go, play cards with a few of our old men, let's play a dime a piece!"

"If you don't play your brain, you can jump on it. The fat man said with a grin.

Old Wu Tou patted his "yin and yang head" and said: "Let's go, teach us a few old guys your tricks, and you can also put fewer stickers on your face in the future." ”