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Chapter 707: Five Pieces

Since the fat man took office as the village party secretary, the first meeting was to curb the trend of gambling, and it was a complete success. There's no way, if anyone doesn't accept it, just come with the gambling god who backs the mountain, and don't complain if you lose the remaining pair of pants.

In fact, whether it is mahjong or playing cards, the fat man is a small move, casually change the cards can kill the Quartet, this kind of tricks, this is the only one, and it is the most clever one.

"Fatty, if you are short of money, just go to Macau and have a walk around it." When everyone saw the fat man in the past two days, this sentence was the most talked.

"Hehe, the money is boring, it's still the money we earn by our own blood and sweat, and it's only comfortable to spend it." The fat man can think about it, and he doesn't do the pie in the sky. If you really lack money, go to Nanwazi for a walk, which is not much closer than Macau.

It was the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month in a flash, and just after breakfast, many people sneaked to the fat man's house with red paper, which turned out to be written in pairs.

At the beginning, the fat man Lele wrote a few houses, but unexpectedly, there were more and more people, and even the outhouse was full, and the fat man couldn't help but be a little worried: "Uncle Wu, you can also come a few strokes, I can't be busy!" ”

"The couplets sold now are all the same as the same, and the fat uncle writes so ugly, he can't catch up with me." Kiki muttered as he cut paper.

"What does the little girl's family know, now the fat brother is a famous golden finger, and the things he writes are hung up at home to ensure that he makes a fortune." Li Suozi shouted in his mouth, after the last time the fat man cleaned up the casino, he won the reputation of the golden finger, and everyone mainly wanted to get wet.

The fat man wiped his head with his jacket sleeve: "Whoever is short of gods, my body is just right." ”

Everyone laughed together, wrote couplets from the fat man's house, and then went to Tang Fengshan to receive the money, his house was also very lively, and a large group of tourists were here to appreciate him carving money. I saw that Tang Fengshan was moving the knife like the wind, and he didn't need to type, and he completed it in his skillful hands as soon as he hung up the money, which was really a little breathtaking.

This is real kung fu and belongs to the powerful faction; The fat man mainly relies on fame, and he is basically an idol faction.

One after another, a lot of people came to the backing mountain, all of them were like going home for the New Year: Ye Haibo and his family came with their children, Yaya's family also came, Lin Feng and Wu Qiong and they had to come, and others like Governor Ye, Bao Wenjing and others also came back, and they went home justifiably.

This time it is more lively, every household is lit up, the courtyard pulls the aisle flag, the windows are flickering, and some people's lantern poles also pull a lot of lanterns, think about the scene of lighting candles in the lanterns back then, it is really earth-shattering.

Modern things are available, old antiques can not be lost, when the fat man is fine, make small lanterns for the little babies, use canned bottles, blow up the bottom, connect a wooden block, pass two strands of wire, nail a small nail in the middle of the wooden block, and keep the candle.

I made more than ten in one go, and then distributed it to the little baby. As a result, everyone pouted: "Who is still rare about this, now they are all electronic lights, which are convenient and good-looking." ”

The fat man had no tricks, so he had to give these bottles and cans to Maomao, one for each monkey. I made these guys so happy that they carried them outside at night to show off, and when they came back from a stroll, they were all broken.

In the joy and commotion, the New Year finally ushered in. I got up early in the morning and was busy pasting couplets and sticking money, and Qiqi stood on the edge of the door frame beautifully: "Fat uncle, mom and dad, you see me grow taller!" ”

The fat man took a ruler and measured it for a long time: "Yes, I have grown nearly a centimeter, and I have to continue to work hard to become like Uncle Fat as soon as possible." ”

Qiqi cheered, hugged her neck one by one, and everyone looked at the little girl with a smile, you know, Qiqi doesn't grow long, and the big pigtails don't get pregnant, which has always been a concern for everyone.

The fat man looked at Qiqi, then at Xiaoyu, and grinned with a big mouth: It's okay now, there will be no more regrets.

After the family was busy, they hurriedly went to the wild vegetable factory, because there were too many people, several families together for the New Year, so they borrowed this place to prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

The fat man pinched the menu: "The old rule, two dishes for a family, make their own dishes, and then put them together to eat, and now start reporting the name of the dish——"

Now that the standard of living has improved, everyone doesn't care about eating and drinking, the key is to create this atmosphere, and of course the fat man has to create it.

Everyone gossiped, and then started to work, and the fat man sneaked to the production team's big yard, where the Yangge team was ready to go. Nowadays, I don't want to have fun just to get a few boxes of cigarettes and a few dollars for New Year's greetings, so the first stop is to go door-to-door in the village to greet the New Year and set off the atmosphere.

The first stop, of course, is the temporary home of those foreign tourists, the gongs and drums are beaten, the horns are blown, the people are twisted, and all of a sudden, the atmosphere of the New Year is up.

In the team, the monkey army led by the little boss and the dog and bear brigade led by the stupid are the most attractive, not to mention the babies in the city, even if they are the little babies in the mountains, they have never seen this.

Got chubby and anxious, snatched the stupid red silk, and then twisted his ass behind the team, making the babies laugh and bend over.

"The owner gives a reward-" The fat man pretended to shout, then took a cigarette from the master's hand, opened it, opened a few boxes and distributed them to everyone, and smoked one, and it was over.

After the smoke was finished, two thorns also approached the fat man, stretching out their hairy little paws to ask for smoke. These two guys don't learn well, they also learn to smoke, and they also have a smoking addiction, and they will be blind if they don't smoke for a day.

Went to the next one, first set off a cannon battle, and then twisted, a few minutes at home, a small program was completed, and then each person was given a piece of sugar, which was not empty-mouthed or empty-handed.

After a few turns, Clumsy and Maomao's pockets are almost full, only Chubby has a big appetite, and he eats something when he has something, and he doesn't know how to keep his back hand, so he follows the sticky back of Clumsy Buttocks.

Before I knew it, I came to the fat man's house, first twisted for a while, and then the fat man was still shouting: "The owner rewards-"

The big pigtails came out of the house with a smile and a groan, and smoked and distributed fruit one by one. The fat man shouted at the top of his voice: "The owner rewards each person 10,000 yuan-"

"Fat uncle, take the money!" Kiki put his little hand in front of the fat man.

The fat man clicked his little eyes: "My own family doesn't count—"

After a short day of commotion, I also used a bus to pull me to Nanwazi and the nursing home and twisted around, and at two o'clock in the afternoon, the gang dispersed and went back to his home for Chinese New Year's Eve. The fat man carried Qiqi on his shoulder, followed by Ugly and Ugly, on the left was the stupid ones, and on the right were the Mao Mao them, and he returned to the wild vegetable factory in a mighty way. I saw that the flower face and the white fox were strolling around the courtyard, and even the jujube and white horses were gnawing grass there, and they were going to have a reunion on Chinese New Year's Eve.

Everyone sat around five tables, and after the fat man shouted to start the meal, the girls and daughters-in-law began to serve the dishes, one table at a time, in the order of the old, the middle and the young, one table at a time, busy but not chaotic. For each dish, the fat man pinched the menu to report the name of the dish, and there was the name of the processor behind it, so it was not lively.

The dishes were all served, everyone was seated, and the fat man picked up the wine glass: "Let me first say a few words in the vernacular, our theme this year is reunion, after so many years, we finally gathered everyone, there are old people over 100 years old, and there are fetuses still in the womb; There are our dear relatives and even more friends. Everyone gathered together to welcome the New Year, this feeling, hard-won and precious-"

"Don't speak for more than a minute, or the food will be cold!" Governor Ye saw the fat man's posture and wanted to make a long speech, so he hurriedly reminded him.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "A thousand words are combined into one sentence, may we have today every year, do -"

Everyone applauded, and then they all raised their wine glasses, there were liquor, fruit wine, and beer drinks, anyway, they were happy to drink anything.

You say a word, the toasters are one after another, anyway, several old ladies have received the most blessings, all of them wish them health and longevity; The second is the big braid, Qiqi is also good, and they all congratulate her on growing up; Only the fat man was busy working in vain, he didn't catch anything, he drank vigorously, and he was not drunk with a smile.

Lili Lala ate for more than two hours, and then they broke up happily. It was also dark outside, and the fat man led his family, swaying and just returning home, but a group of little babies came to him to greet the New Year. I all know that Uncle Fat was the most generous back then, and he gave five yuan for the New Year's money. Five yuan at that time can be used up to 200 yuan now.

"I've been ready for you a long time ago!" The fat man's big face was red from drinking, and he was dizzy and pulled out a stack of brand-new tickets from his pocket.

"It's still five!" The little babies immediately shouted, and they were all very disappointed.

The fat man looked down at his hand: "Hehe, I took it wrong, this is a fool of them-" After speaking, he pulled out two new red stickers: "Here, two for one person." ”

Only then did the babies turn their worries into joy, happily came up and kowtowed, and then they all ran away in groups happily.

Seeing that there was still a lot of money left in his hand, the fat man glanced at it: "Yaya, Ye Zi, Wu Qiong, and Yingying, you are also juniors, hurry up and get the New Year's money." ”

A few girls were a little reluctant, and the girl said, "Uncle Fat, you look younger than us now." ”

"Hehe, then don't kowtow, just get the money." The fat man also gave them two each, and finally gave Lin Feng two, which made Lin Feng look embarrassed.

The fat man clicked a few little eyes: "Go to the house of a few old ladies, remember to kowtow more, and you will definitely be able to mix a thousand eight hundred." ”

After speaking, seeing Mao Mao and their eyebrows coming up, he hurriedly picked up the big ticket, and then took out the pile of five yuan, and put them in his breast pocket one by one.

Unexpectedly, the monkeys are old and mature, and they often buy things, and they know the size of the money, at least five yuan and one hundred yuan can still be separated, but they all kneel there and can't get up.

The fat people didn't have a trick, so they had to give them red stickers too. Seeing that the fat guy was also waiting to receive the reward, the fat man took out a five-dollar one for it, and it is estimated that this guy has been mixed for a short time, and the two of them don't know one or ten.

Chubby looked at the RMB on his palm, then rolled his tongue, ate it in his mouth, chewed it a few times, and spit it on the ground, probably because the ink smell was too strong.

"You are a loser-" The fat man picked up the money from the ground, there were several holes leaking on it, and he was about to reprimand two sentences, when he heard the roar of the old man Wu from the east house: "Why can't the fat man come over and kowtow to me, don't give Qiqi all the New Year's money!" ”

"I still have a share, haha-" The fat man didn't care about being fat, and ran happily to the east house. The old man was sitting side by side on the kang, and the fat man was lying on the ground, knocking and knocking to everyone.

Standing up and taking the New Year's money, the fat man was dumbfounded: "Five yuan, Maomao, they have all risen to a hundred-"