Lao Xing took the scissors out and handed them to Lao Bao, who walked to the shopkeeper and began to gesture at the angle of his hand.

"Xiangyu, you bear with it a little, you have to do it for your husband...... Forget it, let's cut off a piece of the scalp!"

When Lao Xing heard this, he quickly stopped him, "Don't! This is too cruel." ”

"What is cruel, don't you understand, even the scalp is cut off, and the hair is not easy to die and easy to take care of. Later I'll make a hair cover and put her next to my pillow......"

At this moment, everyone, including Chu Nan, shuddered, this is too perverted.

What's more, Tong Xiangyu couldn't stand it anymore, sat up and shouted: "Ah--"

When Master Bao saw that the corpse had been defrauded, he also shouted: "Ahhhhh

"I can't stand it!" the shopkeeper got up directly and yelled at Bao Daren: "What's so fun about hair?!Are you a person with a psychological disorder, or do you have a shadow in your childhood?"

Bao Daren's neck was like rust, and he slowly twisted it: "Xiangyu, are you still alive?"

"I'm dead, but the ghost down there, seeing that I was being tossed around, took pity on me, and let me back. As he spoke, the shopkeeper leaned on Lao Xing's shoulder and cried.

Now the people in the room are also sitting on wax, what is the plan can't catch up with the change, this is!

"Baa Ba Sasa~" Lao Bao put down the scissors and was overjoyed: "Great!

Looking at Master Bao who was hugged by him with open arms, Tong Xiangyu hurriedly pushed him away, "Generally good, generally good." ”

Bao Daren suddenly knelt down and folded his hands: "Thank you to the Jade Emperor, thank you to the King of Yama, thank you to the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo, for returning the Xiangyu to me." I Bao Daren will no longer kill or eat meat in my lifetime..."Speaking of this, he seemed to regret a little, so he added: "Except for fish, shrimp and crabs, shellfish, and reptiles......"

"What else in the world do you not eat?"

"Except for snakes, insects, rats and ants, except for earthworms, grasshoppers, and pangolins. ”

After speaking, Master Bao got up and grabbed the shopkeeper, "Come with me, go to the capital, and start our beautiful new life." ”

Lao Xing's brain was also watt at the moment, and he pointed to the back door: "Hey~ The door is over there." ”

The shopkeeper slapped him in the air, and Lao Xing retreated again and again.

"Forget it, I'm used to living here. ”

"Then I'll stay with you. Saying that, Lao Bao stood side by side with the shopkeeper, "From now on~ you plough the field and weave cloth ~ you carry water to water the garden~"

"I've done it all, what are you doing?"

Bao Daren immediately turned into a slut, "I'll be your cheerleader, come on!"

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On the other side, after everyone's vote by a show of hands, Bai Zhantang was also forced to agree that Tong Xiangyu and Lao Bao would go to the capital. But he also made a request, and if any dangerous situation occurred on the road, he would stop the operation and bring Xiangyu back.

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In the lobby, Tong Xiangyu was about to go out with his old bag, and Lao Xing naturally couldn't go to the capital together, so he could only make excuses: "Hey, I said, you two should go first, and I'll stay to deal with the aftermath." ”

Bao Daren already has a psychological shadow after the torture of the past few days, "Oh, then I'll wait for you, there is no bodyguard along the way, and my heart is not solid." ”

"You better go, I have to stay and burn down this shop, destroy the corpses, and leave no houses behind. ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he pinched Lao Xing hard, you can think of such a bad excuse!

And when Bao Daren heard that Lao Xing was going to destroy the corpse, his eyes lit up: "Okay, I'll watch you burn, you wait a minute." ”

Watching Lao Bao limp to the backyard, the shopkeeper was beaten at Lao Xing, and after a while, Bao Daren came out of the backyard with a torch.

"This hellish place has caused me so much suffering, I should have burned it down a long time ago. ”

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly grabbed him and begged: "Don't, I don't have anything but this store." ”

Bao Daren directly broke away from her, "Oh, Xiangyu, listen to me, when you go back to the capital, I will open another store for you that is ten times bigger than this one and a hundred times bigger." So saying, he put the torch on the table, "Burn, I'm going to burn it, hey, what's the matter? Why can't you light it?"

Lao Xing smiled: "Hehehe~ How can you order it without oil, ah!"

No need to ask, you must have been pinched by the shopkeeper again.

"Oh, you're still laughing, you should hurry up and get oil. ”

Seeing that Lao Xing was really going to the kitchen to get oil, the shopkeeper immediately pounced, "Oh, Lao Bao, listen to me, killing people and setting fires is a big crime of losing your head!"

Bao Daren slapped the table and suddenly realized, "Oh, my elm head, hey! Come back quickly, you don't have to go!"

The shopkeeper thought he had changed his mind, and immediately smiled: "Thank you." ”

"Hehe, use wine directly, it's much faster than oil, hey, you can also take a jar of wine, take that side, that side, burn it everywhere, hehe..."

Seeing Lao Bao pouring the wine on the table, the shopkeeper finally couldn't hold back: "Stop! If you dare to order, I will bite you to death!!"

"Don't push me! I haven't criticized anyone in a long time. ”

"You criticize! you criticize me!" The next moment, the shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief and began to be coquettish: "I keep this store because I want to leave a way back for myself, and when I turn around and enter the capital, what should I do if Gonggong Cao doesn't admit it?"

"Oh, how is it possible, I spent so much silver, a hundred thousand taels. ”

"Your receipt is no longer with you!"

"Oh, it doesn't matter. As he spoke, Lao Bao pulled the shopkeeper directly and whispered in her ear: "I still have letters with Grandpa Cao, am I afraid of a ghost?"

At this time, the shopkeeper suddenly showed a strange smile.

"What are you laughing at?

"Hahaha...."

Lao Xing next to him also laughed.

Lao Bao felt that things were out of his control, and he had an ominous premonition: "Are you both laughing ghosts?"

The shopkeeper danced with joy, laughed and shouted upstairs, "Come out!

At this time, the others also laughed and went downstairs.

"Hahaha, I don't have to go to the capital!

Bao Daren pointed at the shopkeeper and froze, still unable to believe what was in front of him, Chu Nan grabbed the torch and extinguished it casually, so as to prevent trouble.

Master Bao was stunned for a long time and finally woke up, and at this moment he felt that he was a big fool.

"You lied to me!"

The shopkeeper leaned on Lao Bai's shoulder, full of pride: "This can't be considered a lie, right?"

Seeing his beloved woman playing with her feelings like this, Bao Daren completely became Xianglin's sister-in-law: "You actually lied to me! You lied to me..."

Bai Zhantang could calculate a vicious anger, and pressed Bao Daren's hand pointing at the shopkeeper, "We not only lie to you, we also want to pick you up! Pull it down! Search it one by one!"

Bao Daren was so hateful that he pounced on the shopkeeper, but he didn't need anyone else to make a move against a third-class cripple, he directly subdued Xiaoliu, and then escorted him back to the guest room.

Lao Xing saw that the general trend had been decided, and hugged his fists at everyone: "Everyone, Xing said goodbye." Lao Xing is out of the horse, a top two, hahaha...."

"Xiucai, big mouth, send Lao Xing quickly. ”