In the backyard, the shopkeeper was lying on a straw mat, Bao Daren was hanging his head to write the tombstone, and the hard-working Lao Xing was digging a pit next to the donkey shed, preparing to "bury" the shopkeeper.

Lao Xing took the shovel, dug it and sighed, and complained in his heart: What's going on?

After a while, Bao Daren raised his head, "Hey~ Come over here." ”

"Okay."

Lao Xing put down the shovel and walked over.

Bao Daren held a brush in his hand and asked, "I said, how do you write the wife character of this beloved wife?" ”

"Wife, oops, wife is the ......" Lao Xing stretched out his hand and gestured twice, but he found that he didn't know how to write, so he casually said: "It's seven of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven." ”

"Oh, or you can write it for me? I'm so sad and tired......"

Lao Xing still wants to live for two more years, a radius of fifty miles does not know the careful eyes of the shopkeeper, if he writes a tombstone for her under her nose~~Huh~~ Lao Xing couldn't help but shudder, and quickly refused: "No, no, no, you should write it yourself, she is not my beloved wife!" ”

"If you want to write, you can write, I don'......t care about it," he said, Lao Bao took out a silver ticket from his arms, "I have fifty taels of silver, take it to buy wine and drink!" ”

Xing Zhutou immediately came to his senses, and arched his hand towards Lao Bao, "Master Xie Bao......" and then took the tombstone with a brush and a silver ticket, "What do you always want to write?" ”

Bao Daren looked at the shopkeeper affectionately, "Then you can write: The tomb of his beloved wife Tong Xiangyu, hurry up and write." ”

"Okay, okay."

"Xiangyu, Xiangyu, my life is bitter, your life is more bitter than mine...."Lao Bao muttered while taking the shopkeeper's hand, "I finally looked forward to a savior, and before I had a good life, you let go, so how can I be worthy of the incense soul under your nine springs..... Jade, my beautiful and touching jade, which everyone loves......"

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In the kitchen, the big guys were all in ambush, and Lao Bai was looking out against the door.

I heard Bao Daren's greasy voice outside: "My fragrant and touching jade that everyone loves~~"

Lao Bai had already endured it to the limit, and he picked up the kitchen knife and was about to rush out of the door, when everyone saw it, they quickly stopped him.

"Bear with it, bear with it......"

"I'll be done with him ......"

Hearing everyone's gossip and persuasion, Lao Bai slammed the knife on the board, and the entire board was divided into two, and everyone was so frightened that they quickly shut up.

"He owes me a finger, Death Hole!" Lao Bai gritted his teeth: "Remember it all for me!" ”

"Remember, remember......"

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After a while, Lao Xing called it a day, and Bao Daren picked up the tomb card, "I'll take a look." ”

I saw seven big characters written crookedly on it: love seven with fragrant jade wood.

"Alas~" Lao Bao sighed and put down the tombstone, "Why is it so awkwardly written?" ”

"That's an awkward feeling in your heart."

Bao Daren was originally a rich man, he didn't recognize a basket of words, and then he met Lao Xing, a half-hanger, and the two illiterates got together, so it was strange that they didn't have fun.

But this is also a good thing, Lao Xing didn't write the three words "Tong Xiangyu" correctly, which can be regarded as crooked. You must know that from ancient times to the present, Chinese people have been very taboo about this kind of thing.

"Oh, forget it, so be it."

Lao Xing rolled up his sleeves, "That.. Hurry up and bury her. ”

"No, I don't want to bury it all of a sudden."

Lao Xing was worried about how to end it, and immediately laughed when he heard that he didn't need to bury it, "That's great, haha, then let's go quickly, haha..."

"No, I want to cremate her...."

The shopkeeper on one side widened his eyes in fright, and then quickly closed them again.

“... I thought about it, it would be unfair to her to just throw her away, I want to take her ashes into the capital, let her follow me, and enjoy the glory and wealth. ”

Lao Xing seemed to be infected, and the moved people burst into tears: "You are really affectionate to her." ”

"There's no way, this is love, I can't say it clearly~"

"This is love~It's mushy and confused~"

"Confidant!"

"Bosom friend!"

The two big men hugged each other and cried.

"Let's build a fire."

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The shopkeeper was lying on the firewood pile that had been erected, and Bao Daren chattered again:

"Xiangyu, I know this decision is very hasty, don't blame me, when you go back to the capital, I will definitely change you to the most luxurious columbarium..."

At this time, Lao Xing came out of the kitchen with a torch.

"Fire for me."

"Burn it now?"

"Burn it, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed."

Lao Xing could only delay as much time as possible, so he hid to the side with a torch: "Hey, let's wait a little longer, you see, let's toss for most of the night, shouldn't we eat something to pad our stomachs?" ”

"Then light the fire first, and eat while cooking."

"Come on, do you think it's a roasted whole sheep?"

"Presumptuous! I don't allow you to insult Xiangyu! With that, Lao Bao got up and reached for the torch, "Give me the fire." ”

Lao Xing hurriedly dodged, "Oh, let's wait, let's wait." Lord Bao, look at such a beautiful girl, ah, what a pity this burns, wait a little, ah. ”

Bao Daren glanced at the shopkeeper, and he was also very reluctant, "That's what I said, then you go find a pair of scissors." ”

"What are you looking for scissors?"

"I'm going to cut off her hair and her nails as a souvenir."

"My mother is here, don't you need it?"

"It's okay, then use it." Lao Bao squatted directly beside the shopkeeper, and then began to pull her hair, "One by one, it's more neat." ”

"Stop, she's dead, what are you still tossing her for!"

"What is a toss, people are dead, will they be conscious? Are you sentient? In order to prove his point, Lao Bao directly twisted the shopkeeper's face, "Do you have any sense?" Have it? Is there one..."

Of course, the dead will not be conscious, but the shopkeeper is still alive, and he will naturally react to the pain of the skin.

Lao Bao withdrew his hand suddenly, and then blinked vigorously, "Oh, I'm not mistaken, right?" ”

"What's wrong?"

Bao Daren pointed to the shopkeeper, but he couldn't speak: "She." She, she was in tears....."

"My mother is here, she is not blinding......"

When Lao Bao heard this, he was so frightened that he got up and avoided it.

"Don't touch her again."

But no matter how Lao Xing scared him, he was still unmoved: "Hurry, hurry up and find scissors." ”

"Still cutting?"

"If you don't cut it, you can't do it... This is love, I can't say it clearly~~ Xiangyu - I haven't died and don't understand the rules, if there is something wrong, don't go to your heart..."

Lao Xing took the opportunity to extinguish the torch, then rushed into the kitchen and closed the door.

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As soon as Lao Xing entered the door, he asked in a low voice, "What should I do?" What to do? ”

Zhan Weiwei only had the case in mind, so he said: "The matter has come to this, so I have to cut it." ”

"It doesn't matter if you cut your hair, I'm afraid he'll burn it."

"It's okay, when he lights the fire, you coax him out, and we will take the opportunity to save the shopkeeper Tong."

But he took it for granted, how could Lao Bai agree to such a high-risk method: "I resolutely disagree, in case there is a good one, you will raise her for the rest of her life?!" ”

At this time, Lao Bao urged outside: "What do you say? Find a pair of scissors and find it now~"

"It's coming, it's coming~" Lao Xing responded, and then asked, "What do you say?" ”

Lao Bai has fallen into the battle between heaven and man at this moment, bowing his head and gnawing his nails.

Zhu Wushuang saw that there was a turnaround, so he begged: "Senior brother, please make some sacrifices." ”

Zhan's guards were also on the side: "Cheng, you can pull Gonggong Cao off the horse, if you don't succeed, I don't know how many things he will do that hurts heaven and reason, and how many people will suffer!" ”

In the end, Chu Nan also spoke: "Don't worry, Lao Bai, the matter of saving people will be handed over to me, you know my means." ”

Bai Zhantang was silent for a long time, and took a deep breath: "Okay, prepare enough water, and scald cream, just in case." ”

"Okay, don't worry, hurry up..."