Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0617 The Awkward First Night
Silly Hongmei shook her body vigorously and shouted: "No, Dad hasn't come back for a long time, I want to accompany me, at least ...... a day"
Silly Red Daddy didn't want to! Such a big girl was in the middle, how could she have sex with her mother, so she had to put Silly Red Girl off her back......
The more Grandma listened, the more she didn't like it, she came over and grabbed her hand tightly and said, "Don't mess around! Daddy and Mom are tired, let them rest well and sleep with Grandma!" Without waiting for Silly Hongmei to agree, she dragged her into her room......
Silly Red Daddy couldn't wait, hugged Silly Hong's mother like a hungry wolf, bumped all the way, entered the bedroom, and closed the door......
"Knock", that kind of "hum" sound, come out naturally......
Grandma tightly covered the ears of the silly red girl with her hands, and whispered, "We are also tired, let's rest quickly!"
There seems to be no one at home to eat; what's going on? Are they all immortals?
Before you know it, it gets dark, and the villagers have only a few things to do in a day, eating, farming, and living as husband and wife, looking for a thatched pit, always repeating it boringly, and if there is an earthquake or a tornado, there is nothing but death and a howling ......
There are many people who believe that immortals will not die, but in fact, when an immortal reaches the ninth layer, it is still possible for an immortal to be swept into the universe by the wind and disappear......
In the immortal law, the ninth layer is the highest, and the higher layer is reduced to zero, and there has been endless debate on this issue, because the rules of each immortal family are different.
How many people recognize it? The number of Dayan is the mother of 10,000 numbers, from zero to nine, and cannot be changed......
Speaking of this, a voice came from the Moonlight Niangniang's dormitory: "Rabbit master—where are you two?"
The story is not over yet! Silly Hong's mother hasn't become the village chief yet?
They all thought that the moonlight lady was going to be gracious, so let us enter her bedroom, and replied in a panic: "In the cradle of the air!"
After a while, there was an echo: "Can't be in there! The smell of silly red mom will stain the cradle, hurry up and find another place!"
How could Moonlight Niangniang be like this? Isn't there a doppelganger by her side? What are you doing with the stupid red mother?
Silly Hong's mother was more anxious than me, and shouted in a panic: "Sister, where my husband and I didn't stay, can you think of a way for us?"
With a "snap", he threw a package out of the door of the dormitory and said, "Open it and spread it on the ground!"
I'm very depressed! Moonlight Niangniang will never have an opinion on me, she just can't accept the stupid red mother.
I heard that the door of the dormitory was shut! We couldn't stay in the cradle bed and flew out, and when I opened the package, it was a thin sheet, could this thing sleep on the ground?
About two meters long, one meter eight wide, like paper, sleeping on it, turning over, messy, annoying......
Silly Hong's mother hugged me tightly and cried quietly: "Although my wife is a village woman, she has never been so embarrassed! This is the first night for the two of us, how can I ......?"
Actually, Silly Red Mom doesn't stink! Her breath smells better than that of Moonlight Niangniang; but no one admits it, and she oppresses people with her noble blood at every turn? Who told us to live under other people's hands?
The more I thought about it, the more sad I became, and I hugged her tightly and cried, and the two became tearful people, and no one cared. They are good, they all have an ideal place, and they are so bitter that they are so bitter that I and my stupid red mother......
Finally remembered, took the silly red mother to fly high for a while, and shouted to the sky: "Matchmaker-where are you?"
The voice came out, and after a long time, there was finally a response: "Husband-stop shouting, say something directly!"
Silly Hong's mother was very aggrieved in her heart, crying and shouting to introduce the situation......
Immediately, the matchmaker's voice came: "Good sister - it's not that my sister won't help you; the fairy method is being used, let's talk about it later!"
I won't change, the more I think about it, the more sad my mother becomes: "In the future, what will I do with my husband and wife?"
Silly Hong's mother beat my chest hard, and after a while, she hugged me tightly and cried: "Husband, you must learn the fairy method, you can change whatever you want?"
"This shameless three-eyed still owes me seventy-two changes! If you learn it, won't it be easy to do?"
Silly red mom doesn't like to listen; it's too far off topic, and when you learn it, the cucumber dishes will be cold!
"What a stupidity! When men and women are together, do they have to find a suitable place? Isn't it over when they become a person? Who can see it late at night?"
Silly Hong's mother thinks that this is the only way and is thinking about it......
The black canopy opened, and the sun god showed his head and shouted: "Master Rabbit! The Jade Emperor knows about the rolling of the sea! ”
I don't know what I'm talking about? I know if I know! I didn't do it. I have such a great ability, I won't be looking for a place everywhere?
With a wave of his hand, the night was gone, and the sun was shining on both of us......
"Damn, it's so difficult to have a round house with a stupid red mother, who are you provoking?
In the distance, a round ball hangs in the sky, like a small white dot, knowing that it is the matchmaker's change, she and the doppelganger are together, I don't know how sweet the sexual blessing is......
These doppelgangers, completely doppelgängers of me, have no feelings for them, become other people, are sharing my wives......
It's really depressing? The Monkey King is a doppelganger, he can't move, and he does things with his doppelganger, and he knows it in his heart; and I, why is this happening? It's better to take back the doppelganger......
Silly Hong's mother strongly supported and said: "This is the best, everyone's mentality will be balanced!"
I stood in figure-eight steps, took a sharp breath, moved my whole body, stupidly turned around a few times, and retracted hard, but I didn't feel anything, but a faint voice came: "Don't take it, go your own way!
"Oh my God! The doppelganger has taken over my wives! There is a lot of resistance to me, and I am no longer dominated by my real body! How can there be such a ridiculous thing in the world?"
Silly Hong's mother laughed hard, leaned forward and backward with laughter, and stopped for a while and said, "Great!
"Yes, what else is there to be nostalgic for? The Toad Palace is buried in the sand, and the Moonlight Lady won't let us stay in her dormitory, the only way ......"
Silly Hong's mother took my hand and shook it swaggeringly, a heart that was about to set sail......
We are heart-to-heart, return to Fenghuangshan Village, be with her every day, not an official, husband and wife love, unaffected......
As soon as she kicked her legs, we flew up for a long time before we flew out of the moon...... Great! I'm going to wave goodbye to this place that people yearn for......
Silly Hong's mother was in the same mood as me, and the two of them turned around and shouted like madmen: "Beautiful moon; goodbye!"
"It's supposed to be goodbye forever! I'll never come back! The wife here makes me feel cold! Especially my doppelganger, who has become someone else, what else do you think about?"
Silly Hong's mother couldn't wait, so she swooped down and grabbed my hand tightly......
It's dark and bright, it's bright and dark, I don't know how many times I've turned it, but it's still not ......
In my impression, Phoenix Mountain is not far away! How can it not fly? I finally remember; I don't know who has said it; from Fenghuang Mountain to the moon, it will take several years to walk alone, which means light years; So, how long will it take for the two of us to fly before we can get there? The Monkey King is fighting 108,000 miles with him, and I can't reach one-tenth of his flying speed, not to mention taking into account the flight speed of the stupid red mother......
It is impossible for the two of us to go up the stairs and not get down, and it is impossible to go to Phoenix Mountain, and we will have to fly for a few days and nights when we return to the moon.
Silly Hong's mother was so anxious that she couldn't think of a way, and said, "It's good to have something to eat, my stomach is amazing!"
I think about it, Silly Hong's mother is a half-immortal, not only to eat, but also to find a pit......