Grandma didn't want to hear this, and scolded "humming and chirping": "Everyone has no good or evil, can this kind of thing be joked?"

Ah Qin is not stupid, even if she has this idea, she doesn't dare to say it in front of the old grandmother, so she has to get down to business: "I'm leaving! As soon as there is good news, I'll tell you!" Silly Hong's mother, like everyone else, stared at the matchmaker, and saw that her body was getting darker and darker, and finally disappeared......

"Goddess! What a goddess! It would be nice if I could be invisible! Whose girl is good-looking, and goes late at night, so as not to look for women everywhere!"

"Don't forget, there are no Haotian coins, and the ugliest woman won't follow you. "Silly Hong's mother can see the thoughts of officials; she knows that men don't have any good things! Staring at Silly Hong's father, she shows that kind of gaze: "You must pay attention to your identity! A son-in-law who is upside down also dares to think about it! Life is a member of our Long family; death is also a ghost of our Long family!"

Silly Daddy was very depressed in his heart, embarrassed and embarrassed to explain: "Isn't this thinking about it?

My grandmother also had an opinion; a son-in-law who was upside down was too bold? If she really became the village chief and held the power to call for wind and rain in her hands, the woman of Fenghuangshan Village did not take a fancy to anyone and took someone over, but she gave birth to a baby and became the heir of the village chief not long after...... In view of this situation, I have to say: "You are not allowed to think wildly in the future! You are a family person, and you must be fully responsible for the people in your family!"

Grandma is not surnamed Long, nor is she surnamed Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, Zheng Wang, surnamed Tao, since marrying the old village chief, she has followed the surname Long, named Long Taijing, daughter Long Suzhen, silly red sister called Long Cuihong, silly red father called Long Jiao son-in-law.

The names of these people sound very strange; but they all have a saying: The old village chief's surname is Long, and his name is Long Gao; it means very remarkable; there are many lovers around him; everyone knows about it in Fenghuang Mountain; and even doubts; will the girls of the villagers' family have descendants of the old village chief? In this way, there should be men and women at all stages, but they are just illegitimate children, and no one dares to say it......

So, what does Long Taijing mean? Don't get confused? Taijing is Taijun, the highest monarch. The man is the village chief, the woman is the master, and only the name Taijing is the most suitable.

There is also Long Suzhen, literally, it is chastity; how old did it take to find a son-in-law who was upside down; on the day of the wedding, I knew that I was a real virgin; wasn't it just to keep this chastity?

In addition, Long Cuihong means red red, and all virgins who fall red have fear in their hearts, so they take this name......

As a son-in-law of the inverted door, others look down on him, and even the family has different ideas; he is treated as a slave, working like an old cow, and he has to attract white eyes, so he is named Long Plugging in Son-in-law.

How many years have passed; after all, not many people know about the situation; most of them understand; the old village chief has a long life, and when he can still move, he has not forgotten the woman of Phoenix Mountain, and he shouts to his official residence at every turn; it is the hut with a double bed, built for him and his lover to hang out together; the house is not large, about 100 square meters, and has a living room and two cottages......

The village men of Phoenix Mountain, as long as they pass there, know that the old village chief is doing something inside; after a long time, everyone doubts that there will be women inside?

Long Taijing is a married person, she is already old, and she has no power, so she can only turn a blind eye, and she just doesn't bring it to the house......

Even Silly Xiaohong knows about this. She is mute; she can't say anything if she has an opinion, so she compares with her hands; the old village chief pretends not to see it, and nags: "If you can't speak, don't say it, people can't understand it!"

In short, the social relationship of the old village chief is complicated, and there are inexplicable contents that remain in people's memory......

Everyone is worried about the matter of their relatives, will the matchmaker really make up her mind and become invisible, and no one can see it in the middle of the night, and the only man in the family is hooked away, what should I do?

After a while, my grandmother finally opened the door, and before she could enter, many villagers shouted from afar: "Wait!

When my grandmother saw it, there were a lot of people coming; they were all tall and short, miscellaneous village men, the oldest was in his thirties, and the youngest was thirteen or fourteen years old; among them were the Phoenix Mountain gods and their superiors; I don't know what they were doing in the middle?

In front of him, the one who bluffed the most was the superior: "Silly red mother, the village chief is dead, don't occupy the pit and don't! There is no use for any eggs? Give up the position, it's my turn......

When the stupid red dad heard this, his lungs were about to explode! What kind of dog-like thing wants to step on it, so he has to ask, "Why?"

The Phoenix Mountain God stood on his side with a big mouth and spoke: "Since he is your superior, he should have this position." ”

"Superior, who gave him this dog name? deceived many people, and thought he was an official; in fact, he was an out-and-out scumbag!" Look at his, how can he bluff, like a rooster, and say to the hen: "I am a male, just wait for you to come; line up, I will review them one by one! If you like it, the sexual blessings belong to her; if you don't like it, you will be in the cold palace from now on, and you will never turn over!"

The village boys had different ideas from the stupid red father, and they obviously asked the Phoenix Mountain God and their superiors to help, but they didn't expect them to rob the village chief as a ......

"This is the position left by my father when he was alive, and we should inherit it......"

More than a dozen village men pointed at the tip of their superiors' noses and scolded: "Blind your dog's eyes! The village chief is my father, and it won't be your turn even if you are in a thousand rounds!"

Now they all show up; a dozen village men of uneven height and age are all illegitimate children of the old village chief; I don't know how many villagers still have in their families? They think that if they get the village chief, they will be like his father, and all the women in the village belong to them; other people's wives don't want them; they are looking for unmarried big girls.

I don't know if the god of Phoenix Mountain wants to be the village chief, anyway, the superiors want to die, and the "hum" from his dog's mouth has already shown it; I don't know how many years he has been widowed, and he can't wait to turn his brain into a chicken; if he bites down this village chief, won't the problem of sexual happiness be solved?

More than a dozen village men pulled down their faces, and green tendons bloomed, and everyone rubbed their hands to make a crucial punch at the Phoenix Mountain God and their superiors......

One punch is more than a dozen punches; the Phoenix Mountain God flashes and disappears; only the superiors are still there; they are in a hurry to block for a while, and the tiger can't stand a group of wolves, and is knocked to the ground by a burst of fists......

A few older villagers are very powerful, jumping up and down and stomping on the heads of their superiors with their feet, their brains are stomped, and people won't move and stomp again, I don't know when they will stomp to relieve their hatred......

Silly Red Daddy was in a hurry, and shouted: "Come and see—you've killed someone......"

More than a dozen village men scattered in a hurry, and they didn't know where they had gone......

Silly Hong's mother glared at her eyes and scolded: "Good fight! Kill a few more and it will be quiet!"

There are really many inconsequential villagers staring, there are men and women, no one speaks, this shameless scumbag finally died at the door of the house......

Grandma clenched her hands into a cylinder and shouted to the sky, "Red Dragon, there are dead people here, come and eat—"

Just in front of the corpse of the superior, in a flash, the Phoenix Mountain God appeared, moved his eyes to his grandmother's face, and said fiercely: "Don't shout!

Everybody is very strange: the brain is deflated, the mouth and nose are on the ground, and it is not dead? Is there something wrong with the brain?

The Phoenix Mountain God didn't care so much, he pulled and dragged him alive; his feet were soft and he couldn't step on the ground—he held his right hand and blew on him; his superior's brain became round, dragged left and right, and made it look like it; kicked a few times to make him stand up slowly; his face was covered with dirt; wiped it, and led it away......

The two of them are friends, and no one can do without each other. It's just that there were a lot of people just now, and I didn't dare to fight hard with others......

Some villagers asked in mocking voices: "Aren't they here to compete for the position of village chief?

Silly Red Daddy couldn't hear such words, and hummed in front of people: "Isn't it better to go?

The villagers looked down on the son-in-law who was inverted, spat on him, and said contemptuously: "The position of the village chief is about to be snatched away by others, what is the use of you at home? You can't even keep your daughter-in-law!"

"It's really fucking down the stone, these guys, dogs look down on people, wait for Lao Tzu to become the village chief, first get you sexually happy!"

"Dog mongrel! Think of good things! How many bastards of the old village chief are there here? Everyone stares at the village chief with a tigerish eye, and thousands of rounds can't turn to the son-in-law who is upside down!"

Grandma couldn't listen to it anymore and shouted from afar, "Okay, go away!

The villagers "hummed and chirped" and didn't know what to say, and one followed the ass of the other.

Some people say: "Diao Min is a symbol of wisdom, and the poor and afraid villagers are likely to use their brains from extortion."

There are also some people who don't think so; whoever belongs to the people is just making trouble for others, and is purely scumbag; there is no good thing!"

So, does Phoenix Mountain belong to the poor mountains and bad waters? Are there any people in it?

Judging from the ugly faces of the Phoenix Mountain God and his superiors, they are pure garbage on Phoenix Mountain, why didn't anyone annihilate them?

Silly Red Daddy is puzzled, if there are a few more such garbage on Phoenix Mountain, will it not let people live?

Silly Red Sister was on Silly Red Daddy's back, and suddenly shouted: "Look! It's so big-"

Everyone looked up, and the red dragon was slowly flying forward in the sky, its body was so long that it took a long time to see its tail flying over its head......

The door was pushed open, and Silly Hongmei hummed on Silly Hong's father's back: "I want to sleep among you, don't drive me away!"

This is too awkward; the silly red mother stared at her eyes and shouted: "How old are you! You still sleep with your father and mother, and you are not afraid of people laughing off your big teeth?"