Mr. and Mrs. Qian ( I )

On this day, Xiaobei didn't go home on time until it was dark and she was nowhere to be seen......

In the backyard, Xiao Guo was draped in a white sheet, with a white paper mask on his face, his hair was scattered, and he was half-hung in the well with his teeth and claws, and the shopkeeper was holding on to him.

"Ouch, why is it so slippery. ”

"It's steady. ”

"If I don't step on it, I'm going to fall, shopkeeper, you must remember to pull me up later." ”

"Don't worry. The shopkeeper agreed very happily, and then took a mirror and took a look at Xiao Guo.

"Ahhh

The shopkeeper's eyes were quick, and he quickly grabbed her: "Hey, step on it, step on it, step on it......"

Xiao Guo was already shivering, and his heart was furious: "Hey...... Why is this such a mad lie?"

"It's not crazy, how can you scare her?" said him, making Xiao Guo's hair even more messy.

"Then let's talk about it first, if Mo Xiaobei is really scared of something, don't look for me. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not looking for you...... By the way, do you remember everything you should have said later?"

"Don't worry, I promise that this little girl will never dare to go home late. ”

"Then I'll take a look. After waiting at the door for a while, the shopkeeper hurriedly ran back, "It's here, it's all up to you." ”

"But I can't hold on. ”

"Persistence is victory. The shopkeeper casually said a perfunctory remark, and then hid in the house.

At this time, Xiao Bei came in with a basket......

Xiao Guo slowly peeked out of the well and called out in a trembling voice: "Bah...... Mo Xiaobei ......"

"Ahh

Xiao Guo still has the tone of being scared to death: "If you dare to go home late in the future, I will eat you alive ......"

To say that this Mo Xiaobei is bold enough, he dares to chat with the ghost when he is here: "You...... How do you know my name is Mo Xiaobei?"

"Huh?" Guo Furong was speechless for a moment, and then said perfunctorily: "You don't care about this......! Mo Xiaobei ......"

Who would have expected that Xiaobei would pick up the axe for chopping wood and touch the well......

Looking at the bright axe blade, Xiao Guo immediately froze, and his voice returned to normal: "Hey, hey, a good man spares his life!"

Xiaobei had already noticed the abnormality at this time, and went up to tear off the fake face.

"Oops, it hurts!" Xiao Guo screamed, and then smiled awkwardly at Xiao Bei, "Oh, shopkeeper, don't hide, come out!"

Seeing the shopkeeper coming out of the house, Xiaobei was about to be angry: "Okay, you two colluded to scare me, right?"

The shopkeeper was also very angry: "Where did you go, why did you come home so late?"

Mo Xiaobei heard that the other party not only did not apologize, but also murdered himself, and couldn't help but feel aggrieved: "I, I went to pick mushrooms." ”

"What are you picking mushrooms for?"

"I heard Uncle Big Mouth say that in the past few days, the food has been expensive, and it is not easy to buy, so I went up the mountain to pick some mushrooms to save money. ”

"Really?"

"Just such a small basket of mushrooms, I turned most of the mountain, and my feet were swollen!"

Tong Xiangyu was really embarrassed now: "Then why didn't you say it earlier." ”

"I won't say it sooner, I want to surprise you both. As she spoke, the little girl's tears could not be contained, "I didn't expect you two to be kind enough to be donkey liver and lungs, don't drag me!"

The shopkeeper chased after him: "Xiaobei, don't be angry!

Then only Xiao Guo was left alone in the well: "Hey, shopkeeper, aren't you going to pull me out......?"

Xiao Guo tentatively climbed up, climbed to the small half and slipped back, so frightened that she didn't dare to move anymore, she could only shout at the top of her voice: "Hey, hey, help!"

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Early the next morning, there was an extremely abnormal scene in the lobby, Xiao Guo was unhurriedly dressing up, the shopkeeper was sweeping the floor and wiping the table, and Chu Nan was sitting on the stairs nibbling apples.

Finally the serf turned over and sang, Xiao Guo naturally would not let go of this good opportunity, while puffing on the powder, he commanded: "Hey, hey, what about you, don't just wipe these faces, you look at these corners and corners, you have to wipe the ashes." ”

Tong Xiangyu wrung out the rag, rubbed his sore waist, and complained, "Then you don't need it, right?"

"It's okay if you don't have to, I'll hate you for the rest of my life anyway. ”

Tong Xiangyu also couldn't stand it anymore: "Hey, I admit that I was wrong, the floor has been swept, and the table has been wiped, isn't it enough?"

"Hmph, then if we two change up, you can also stay in that broken well for a night, no matter how you shout, no one will come to save you. In the middle of the night, the cold wind is blowing, and the sun is basking in the ......"

"Cool day, where did you get a cool day in the middle of the night?"

Xiao Guo was suddenly unhappy: "You still dare to pick on me?"

"Okay, okay, can't I wipe it?"

At this time, Lao Bai, who had been busy in the backyard for a long time, came out, and without saying a word, Chu Nan sat together, and took away the apple in his hand, and then instructed Xiao Guo: "Xiao Guo, come and beat my legs." ”

The shopkeeper's face sank with a click.

Xiao Guo moved his hands and feet provocatively, and then leaned over: "Okay, then do you want your left leg or your right leg?"

Lao Bai's eyes narrowed, and he said proudly: "You can look at it." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lao Bai was pulled up by the shopkeeper's ears.

"Oh mom, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Alright, don't eat any more, go open the door. Xiucai, big mouth, open the door to do business!"

As soon as Lao Bai removed the door panel and opened the door, the money shopkeeper with a blue nose and swollen face staggered in, almost knocking Lao Bai on his head.

"Oh mom, who is this?"

Chu Nan hurriedly went over to support the two of them, "Eh, old money, what's wrong with you?"

Lao Qian covered his dark eyes, and his expression was slightly embarrassed: "It's okay, I hit the door when I went out." ”

"Can you hit the door like this?

Lao Qian cried slightly, and even said with a gesture: "I hit the door first, the door bounced back, and hit the wall again, the wall was too hard, and I hit the door again, and the door was windy, and it blew back, and it hit the wall again......"

Chu Nan smiled, he didn't believe that these statements were punctuation.

On the other side, the shopkeeper who was familiar with the inside story couldn't help but smile: "Old Qian, just tell the truth, are these injuries caused by your wife?"

Lao Qian waved his hand again and again: "No, no! My lady is gentle and virtuous, and she will not be so vicious to me." ”

Lao Bai also mended the knife on the side: "You just have a hard mouth, let me tell you, if you carry it for a few more years, you will carry it into a couplet." ”

"What's the couplet?"

"The upper link is: 'Resist domestic violence', the lower link is: 'Call for social love', and the horizontal criticism is: 'Don't talk to strangers', hehehe......."

When the rest of the people heard this, they couldn't help laughing.

However, everyone's laughter was like salt sprinkled on his wounds, and Lao Qian couldn't hold back any longer, and cried out with a "wow——!". Xiao Guo hurriedly handed over a glass of water, "Money shopkeeper?"

Chu Nan was deeply sympathetic to him: "It's not a sin for a man to cry, it's good to cry." ”

When Lao Qian heard this, he cried even more lively: "Ahh——!h

After two quarters of an hour, Lao Qian was still smoking, Tong Xiangyu was annoyed by him, and slapped the table: "Oh, that's enough! If you dare to cry again, I'll send you home." ”

"Don't ...... me like that"

"Oh, it's not that you don't want to cry, you have to make it clear, if you don't say it, how can we help you. ”

Lao Qian fiddled with the teacup and looked aggrieved: "This is fate, and I will suffer hardships for a lifetime." ”

Chu Nan asked casually, "Then what are you suffering from?"

Lao Qian suddenly shook Chu Nan's hand, "Brother, will the multiplication formula be counted?"

"One by one gets one, one by two gets two, two two gets four......

"Phew, who told you to do the math, she gave me the question: 'What is 128 times 456?' ”

Chu Nan shook his head: "I don't know......"

"Smack! just a big mouth!" said him, and Lao Qian's tears fell again.

"You have to be beaten too?" Chu Nan was very surprised, and at the same time secretly glad that he didn't have a wife.

"That's good, you know?"

"Yes. ”

"Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty, A?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison: "I don't know......"

Answer: Tone and frustration. ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Oh-"

"Smack! another big mouth!"

Lao Bai was also the same enemy on the side: "This still doesn't let people live here?"

Lao Qian continued to pour bitter water outside: "I do all the hard work in our house, and I pick the water in the tank." ”

Xiao Guo immediately said pitifully: "Then the two of us did the same." ”

"It's far away, you still have two sons for more or less work, but I, I don't have one, and I am beaten and scolded. ”

"Then you have so much business, do you still need to be paid?"

"It's been a month, and I didn't drink porridge for a while, and I finally caught up with yesterday to eat a salted duck egg, and Huang Du let her pick it away. ”

"Tut-tut, it's miserable. Chu Nan couldn't bear to listen to it, and then asked again: "Then what did you do, so that she would treat you like this?

Speaking of this, Lao Qian was a little embarrassed, lowered his head, and whispered: "Privately hidden small treasury." ”

"Oh......" everyone understood, and then gossiped: "How much?"

Old Qian didn't say a word, only stretched out three fingers.

Tong Xiangyu said tentatively: "Thirty taels?"

Old Qian shook his head.

Guo Furong thinks that her guess is the closest: "Three hundred taels?"

Old Qian continued to shake his head.

At this time, everyone was surprised, and asked with a star, "Three thousand taels?"

In the end, Lao Qian revealed the mystery: "Sanwen ......"

"Ah——?!h

"Do you think you can live this day?"

The people present all had sympathy on their faces: "Old Qian ......"

"Do you know what I'm looking for you for?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Can you get something to eat on credit......?"

The shopkeeper immediately slapped the board, "No problem, I don't have anything else, I have enough to eat, what do you want to eat?"

"There's nothing else to ask for, just a little oily, preferably a chicken stewed with mushrooms. ”

"This hasn't been asked yet?" Lao Bai complained silently on the side.

The shopkeeper waved his hand and instructed the people: "Quick, go and ask Big Mouth to make something to eat, hurry up." ”

"Put more meat!" shouted Lao Qian in the back as if he was not at ease.

"Rest assured, rest assured. ”

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In the guest room (there is naturally a box for an identity like Lao Qian), Lao Qian, who eats deliciously, lies on the bed, knocks melon seeds, hums a little song, not to mention more moisturizing.

Xiao Guo was a little impatient while waiting, pointed to the leftovers on the table and complained: "Hey! ”

Old Qian was half lying there, and he commanded: "Let that chef bring up the chicken stew with mushrooms quickly, I have already ordered it." ”

"No, can you still eat?"

"What do you mean by being able to eat? Let me tell you, you can grab me a handful of cumin, and I will be able to put this bed...... It's a bit mysterious, I can eat this chair. ”

"Hold you on. After complaining, Xiao Guo went to the kitchen to urge the vegetables.

After about a quarter of an hour, Old Qian was lying on the bed in a mess and didn't know what to hum, and Mrs. Qian came in with a big bowl of chicken and mushroom stew.

"You ordered this chicken stew with mushrooms?"

Lao Qian didn't raise his head: "It's not me who ordered it, but you ordered it...... Speaking of this, Lao Qian suddenly noticed that something was wrong, opened his eyes, and immediately turned over and got out of bed mellowly, "Or ...... Lady, why are you here?"

Mrs. Qian put the chicken stew and mushrooms on the table, and there was no joy or anger on her fairly handsome face, "You eat all these dishes on this table?"

"It's not that I have to eat, it's that they forced me, the knife is on my neck, and if I don't eat, I will cut it. ”

"Ouch, so they didn't force you to kill me?"

"What could it be? There is no injustice in the distant future, and there is no enmity in the near future, why should I kill you?"

Mrs. Qian put her hand on Lao Qian's shoulder, and said "gently": "Kill me, won't no one abuse you?"

The money shopkeeper was so frightened that he trembled, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "What is the abuse called? No matter what the lady does, it is for my good, the mother's hard work, the sun and the moon can be seen, and the lady's kindness is as vast as the ...... of the East China Sea."

Mrs. Qian slapped the table: "Shut up! What else would you do except ramble and wander around?"

"Lady, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, I ...... it" stepped around, and finally picked up the pot of chicken stewed mushrooms, "If I dare to come again, it will be like this pot ......"

"Wait, it's a good basin, don't spoil it. ”

Lao Qian immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, "What is the pot, this soup is called a stick, it smells very fresh, hurry up and taste it." As he spoke, he respectfully handed over the chopsticks: "Lady, please!" Then Lao Qian hurriedly filled a bowl of soup and handed it over with both hands: "Lady, come, hehe......"

Mrs. Qian was about to drink soup when she suddenly frowned: "Huh?"

"What's wrong?"

"This soup is poisonous. ”

"Ah, this and this, this ......" Old Qian was just about to call someone, but was pressed by Mrs. Qian.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I only said that this soup is poisonous, and I didn't say that it will kill people. As he spoke, he picked up the mushrooms in the soup with a spoon and gestured, "Let me tell you, this mushroom is called anchovy." ”

"Anchovies?"

"When a man eats it, he becomes paralyzed and falls asleep, just as he did after he died. ”

"What about when you wake up?"

"When I woke up, I woke up, except for dizziness, nothing happened. ”

Lao Qian slapped the table and was filled with indignation: "They are trying to kill for money!"

Mrs. Qian is much more shrewd, she has already reasoned about things: "That's not it, in broad daylight, it's bright, and I don't think they have the guts." I guess they don't know this fungus either, they picked it from the mountains in a daze, and then they made it into a dish and served it in a daze. ”

When Lao Qian heard it, it turned out to be an accident, and he didn't eat it, so he didn't plan to pursue it: "That's okay, I'll let them change the dish." ”

Mrs. Qian had a plan and quickly stopped him: "Hey, wait a minute." As he spoke, he scooped up a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.

Lao Qian was startled: "Lady, you really can't eat?"

Mrs. Qian saw the cowardly appearance of Lao Qian, and hated iron but not steel: "Why are you afraid, let me tell you, I, it's not a day or two to worry about this shop, today is a big pie falling from the sky, you say, can I continue?" After speaking, he picked up the bowl and drank it all.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the smell? Isn't it a little salty?"

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In the backyard, Chu Nan and Lao Bai were chopping wood, Xiao Guo was fetching water, and the shopkeeper was wandering around restlessly, looking at the guest room on the second floor from time to time.

Chu Nan didn't understand when he saw her anxious look, "The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, and it is not you who people are looking for." ”

"What do you say Lao Qian will do if something happens?"

Lao Bai was a little surprised when he saw the shopkeeper's reaction, and he chopped firewood for a while: "He? ”

"Didn't you see Lao Qian's bruises?"

"He's got bruises, and he'll be fine in two days. ”

Having said that, the shopkeeper was still not at ease, "No, I'm going to take a look." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lao Qian ran into the backyard in a panic, shouting: "Oh, it's not good! It's not good! People are not good!"

"Who can't?"

"It's all hard!"

"Who's hard?"

"My lady!"

Everyone hurriedly followed Lao Qian back to the house.

In the guest room, Mrs. Qian was lying on the bed like a dead person, and Old Qian was wiping tears beside her.

"Mrs. Qian, Mrs. Qian?" the shopkeeper was distracted, shouting from the side, trying to wake her up.

And Chu Nan saw that something was wrong, so he reached out to breathe, but unfortunately before he could reach over, he was pushed away by the old money.

"What are you doing?"

Chu Nan naturally couldn't say that he wanted to try whether Mrs. Qian was dead or not, so he could only say casually: "I see if there is any salvation." ”

And Lao Qian was very excited, "It's hopeless!" and he said and went around drumming, "Look at it, are you angry? Are you angry? You have to force her to cheat the corpse, don't you? Lady, lady!"

Just when Old Qian was mourning, Mrs. Qian's stomach was pressed and she hiccuped, and everyone was shocked. Seeing this, the money shopkeeper hurriedly pounced, "Lady...... If you have something, just give me your dream, no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, I will do it, lady's ......."

Seeing Lao Qian's exaggerated reaction, Chu Nan was even more convinced that there was a cat in it, but he was not in a hurry to debunk it, he wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in Mrs. Qian's gourd!

Although Chu Nan was very calm, the shopkeeper was already frightened with cold hands and feet, and his mind was in a big mess: "What's the matter? Wasn't it okay just now?"

Lao Qian recounted the incident on the side: "That's right, I was eating well just now, she said that she was a little dizzy, and she wanted to sleep." ”

Chu Nan asked, "As a result, he fell asleep and died?"

"That's right......" As soon as Lao Qian finished saying yes, he reacted, "What did you sleep and died?

"Poisoned?" Chu Nan raised his eyebrows, "Then you have eaten so much!, then why are you okay?"

"I didn't eat that!"

"Which dish?"

"Chicken stew with mushrooms!"

Hearing this, Chu Nan waved his hand: "Impossible! This chick was killed by me with my own eyes, and it is absolutely alive." ”

"That's that mushroom!" Old Qian grabbed Chu Nan directly, "Who picked it?"

"Who picked it? That's a strange question, of course it's the mushroom seller. “

On the other side, the shopkeeper and Xiao Guo Qiqi's faces changed.

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Lao Qian grabbed Xiaobei and walked out in a hurry, and everyone was desperately dragging behind.

"Old money, old money!"

"Money shopkeeper, if you have something to say, money shopkeeper, what are you doing?"

"Old money! It's all from the neighbors, if you have anything to say, sit down. “

"Yes, sit there and say, sit there and say. “

Lao Bai pushed Lao Qian and sat down.

Lao Qian pushed Lao Bai away, "Get up, get up, get out!" and then dragged Xiaobei's arm and sat there.

This will naturally make a few people in the store smile and say good things: "Xiao Guo, quickly pour tea for the shopkeeper and pour tea." ”

Seeing that it has not yet gone to court, and things are still taking a turn for the better, the shopkeeper hurriedly played the emotional card: "Old money, it is all from the neighbors, let's discuss it slowly." ”

"Who's your neighbor?"

"Come here, come here......" The shopkeeper waved his hand to a few people, and then ran to the tent, "what do you say?"

Chu Nan proposed: "What else can you do, hurry up and report to the official." ”

"I've reported to the official, what should Xiaobei do?"

She didn't know that mushrooms were poisonous. ”

"Can we believe this, can the yamen believe it?"

Seeing that his proposal was denied, Chu Nan asked rhetorically, "Then what do you say?"

"In my opinion, if you don't do it, you won't stop it. Lao Bai and Xiao Guo looked murderous.

The shopkeeper was taken aback: "Nonsense, we're not a black shop!"

"Where do you want to go, I didn't say anything about killing. ”

"What do you say?"

"Listen to me tell you carefully, come here and ......" Several people suddenly huddled together.

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After everyone finished discussing, Lao Qian and Xiaobei fell asleep on the table.

"Get out of the way!" the shopkeeper walked up to the old money and shouted, "Old money?"

Old Qian woke up and still held on to Xiaobei.

"You make an offer. ”

Lao Qian was a little confused: "What price? What are you doing? Want to buy my mother's life? No way! Me and my wife, the two of us are childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, dry firewood, love and affection, then it is like a bird in the same forest in the wind and rain...... In the end, Lao Qian burst into tears, as if it was not him who poured bitter water this morning.

"No, you just have to open, we will never bargain, ah. ”

I thought that the other party would not let go of his answer, but I didn't expect Lao Qian to be so easy to speak, and he even bargained with a smile: "Actually, they are all neighbors, and I don't hack you, how about this number?"

Tong Xiangyu thought he was talking about five thousand taels, and immediately pretended to be pitiful: "I'm not you, where did I get so much money." ”

Lao Qian turned his head and complained to Xiaobei: "Your sister-in-law doesn't even have this number, not even fifty taels?"

Tong Xiangyu only felt that the willows were bright and bright, and he was happy: "Fifty?"

"What's wrong?"

Tong Xiangyu was afraid that he would regret it, so he quickly nodded, "Okay, okay, okay." ”

And Xiao Guo couldn't stand it anymore: "This is called a childhood sweetheart?"

Lao Qian also reacted: "Is it going to be less?

Lao Bai asked suspiciously, "Two little guesses?"

"One hundred and fifty?"

Chu Nan looked disdainful: "Dry firewood?"

"Two hundred taels?"

Bai, Guo, and Chu all despised it: "Affection?"

Lao Qian slapped the table, "Two hundred and fifty taels? ”

"Hidden?"

"Oh no...... That's all for me, so I won't talk about it. ”

Although Tong Xiangyu wants to have two hundred taels more, it is still within the range of bearing, "Boss Qian, you are still happy." ”

"Well, then let's talk about our lady. ”

Tong Xiangyu didn't understand, didn't everything be resolved?

"What's the matter with your wife?"

"She told me to tell you......"

"Huh?"

Lao Qian knew that he was speechless, and quickly squeezed out a few tears: "My lady asked me to tell you before leaving, she said that you should not open this inn again." ”

"Why is that?"

"The plate is used by our family as a money bank. ”

Tong Xiangyu was already stunned: "The plate is for you, then where are we going?"

"yes, where are we going?"

Who knew that Lao Qian actually pulled Tong Xiangyu's sleeve and "persuaded him with good words": "Boss Tong, you are so old, hurry home, marry a man, give birth to a baby or something, how good......"

Everyone was suddenly anxious, and at the same time pounced, gossiping.

"Is there a mistake?" Xiao Guo directly snatched Lao Qian's teacup, "Are you a person?"

"Who are you?"

The shopkeeper was also furious: "Old Qian, I respect you on weekdays, you can't take advantage of the fire to rob." ”

Xiao Guo also sneered on the side: "I see that you are usually quite honest, but you have a bad stomach when you reach a critical moment?"

"Manly man, do something and don't do something, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Hearing a few people denouncing, Lao Qian's old face was also ashamed: "This has nothing to do with me, it's her idea." You just have to tell her, I've said it, and you'll be fine. Hold on, as long as you don't agree. ”

The shopkeeper was confused: "Who asked?"

"Hmm...... It doesn't matter who asks, they all say that, including my two hundred and fifty taels of silver, don't say it. ”

"Okay, that's it, I'll go to the money bank tomorrow morning and give it to you. ”

Lao Qian hurriedly pushed Xiaobei away, and Xiao Guo hurriedly hugged Xiaobei in his arms.

"Aha......" Lao Qian laughed for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately began to howl: "Lady, you died too unjustly, my poor lady, Qingmei is gone, the bamboo horse is still here, what's the use......"

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Early the next morning, the shopkeeper poured a pile of gold and silver on the table, and the old money watched from the side.

"It's two hundred and fifty taels in total, you count it carefully. ”

Old Qian couldn't wait to put away the gold and silver, "Don't count it." ”

Tong Xiangyu was afraid that he would have another dispute when he turned around, so he hurriedly stopped him, "You count it carefully, this is your mother's life." ”

"It's okay, I can't care about it so much. Old Qian stuffed the silver into his arms, and then howled upstairs, "Lady, you died too unjustly......"

Tong Xiangyu's good impression of Lao Qian has long since disappeared with the wind, and he can't help but be disdainful when he looks at his back: "What kind of person is this, if his wife is not poisoned, she will be angry with him to death." ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Guo came in with a broom.

"Why did you get up, Becky?"

Xiao Guo rubbed his sleepy eyes and replied, "Didn't Xiaobei go to school?"

"Nonsense, I've been here early in the morning. ”

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Guo suddenly sobered up: "Oh, will she abscond?"

Tong Xiangyu was anxious at this time: "You are the one who is afraid of sin! What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and find it!"

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After a long time, Lao Bai, Chu Nan and Xiao Guo all came back one after another.

"You're back?"

Lao Bai waved his hand: "Pour water." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly poured a glass of water and handed it over, "You are talking." ”

"I looked around the outside, but I still couldn't find it. ”

"What about Big Mouth and Xiucai?"

"I'm still looking outside, shopkeeper, don't worry. ”

Who knew that Lao Bai's comfort backfired, and the shopkeeper almost cried: "Can I not be in a hurry? This child, where do you say she can run?" ”

Xiao Guo's old words were repeated: "Hey, will she abscond?"

Tong Xiangyu seemed to have eaten gunpowder, "You are afraid of sin! You are too, when you can't sleep, but you sleep at night." ”

"Well, if I sleep during the day, won't I be an owl?"

Lao Bai slapped the table: "When is it, you see that the shopkeeper is in a hurry, why are you still joking?"

Xiao Guo was naturally not to be outdone, and said provocatively: "Hey, how can you be as righteous and awe-inspiring as Uncle Bai, and don't smile?"

"Huh, do you dare to raise the bar now?"

"So?"

"Sunflower Point Caveman!"

"Overwhelming!"

The two made moves at the same time, bumped together, and no one could help anyone after a stalemate for a long time, so they withdrew their forces at the same time and sat down angrily.

At this moment, Lao Qian carried Mrs. Qian downstairs on his back, "Who came to help him?"

"Help, help. The shopkeeper urged.

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

Lao Bai and Xiao Guo went up to one side and supported Lao Qian.

Lao Qian couldn't stop panting, and muttered: "It's not usually so heavy." ”

At this time, Chu Nan, who was watching the wind at the door, hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, go back, go back......"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Lao Xing and Yan Xiaoliu are coming this way. ”

"Someone from the yamen?" the old man muttered, then turned around and ran back, "Hurry up, go back to ......."

Everyone climbed back upstairs, and Tong Xiangyu also noticed something unusual: "Someone from the yamen is coming, why is Lao Qian panicking?" At this time, I heard a loud noise upstairs, and it was estimated that the "corpse" had fallen to the ground, and I couldn't help shouting: "Be light! You are not afraid of others hearing it?"

At this time, Lao Xing and Xiao Liu entered the door.

"Shopkeeper Tong. ”

"Hmm...... Xing Zhutou, hehe, what kind of wind blew you here?" Hearing Xiao Liu's dry cough, the shopkeeper hadn't reacted yet, "Xiao Liu, what's wrong with your throat?"

But Lao Xing can see it clearly: "You still call me Lao Xing in the future." ”

"Why?" At this time, the shopkeeper looked at the clothes of the two of them, and finally remembered, "Oh, I forgot, you have been removed." ”

Xiao Liu is quite good at talking: "What if you withdraw? In my heart, he will always be my dearest and most beloved good master." ”

Tong Xiangyu was also afraid of sycophants: "It's also my dearest and favorite good head catcher." ”

Lao Xing nodded, which was regarded as accepting her affection: "Thank you!"

Who would have expected Xiao Liu to suddenly speak: "Forget about the head catcher, from now on, there will only be one head catcher in this town." As he spoke, he directly pulled Lao Xing to the side, "That's me." ”

"Congratulations, Yan Zhutou. With that, the shopkeeper poured him a cup of tea.

Xiao Liu looked at it, then poured the water from the teacup into the stoneware bowl next to him, and then pushed the empty cup in front of the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper understood and immediately poured him another cup, while Lao Xing swallowed his anger and took the stoneware tea bowl.

"Hey, congratulations, how happy you are, the higher the official is promoted, the greater the pressure, like us as an errand boy, come in the wind, go in the rain, don't you want the people to live in peace, the common people are happy, ah?"

Lao Xing was extremely disappointed, and couldn't help but feel sour: "Little Liuzi, have you also learned to play an official tone?" Hearing Xiao Liu's cough again, Lao Xing's evil fire also came up: "What's the matter, what are you? I can't tell you, right?"

Seeing that Lao Xing was angry, Xiao Liu immediately lowered his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes: "Yes, yes." ”

Lao Xing was still angry: "There are no rules!"

After hearing this, Xiao Liu said in a non-yin and yang manner: "I have no rules, and it is impossible for me to ask for food while eating official food." “

"Can I do it if I don't want food, don't you know, when I arrive in Kanto, there is famine everywhere, and at that glance, the ground is full of ...... Speaking ......of this, Lao Xing closed his eyes in pain.

Tong Xiangyu didn't understand: "The whole place is full of mothers?"

The old torturer slapped the table: "It's all corpses!"

As soon as the word "corpse" was finished, the big mouth jumped in from outside the door, "Oh!

The shopkeeper panicked, gesturing and winking.

And Lao Xing was like a cat that smelled fishy, and asked with a smile: "What do you know?"

The big mouth was stunned and said, "Corpse." ”

Lao Xing and Xiao Liu looked at each other for a moment, and then looked at the big mouth together: "Where is the corpse?"

"It's in the guest room above. Big Mouth confessed everything without even thinking about it.

Lao Xing and Xiao Liu were about to go upstairs, and the shopkeeper hurriedly blocked the stairs: "This matter, I have long wanted to tell you......" Seeing that Lao Xing and Xiao Liu were approaching step by step, the shopkeeper kept shrinking back, "But I'm too busy, very busy......"

"Then you continue to 'be busy', let's come on, come on!" said Lao Xing, pushing away the shopkeeper and going upstairs.

Li Dazui also knew that he was in trouble again, and said in a low voice: "Shopkeeper, I didn't mean it!"

Tong Xiangyu glanced at him fiercely: "I'll clean you up when I go back" After speaking, he hurriedly followed upstairs.

。。。。。。。。。。。。

In the lobby, everyone sat in two rows on chairs, similar to those on trial, Xiao Liu and Lao Xing pondered, occasionally glancing at each other.

After waiting for a long time, the shopkeeper was really impatient: "Oh, Yan Zhutou, don't think about it, just send a message." ”

"Don't worry, this matter ...... Let's take the body down first. ”

Lao Bai immediately complained: "You said it earlier, you just carried people up." Seeing Xiao Liu's glare, Lao Bai immediately coaxed: "This is going, this is going." ”

As soon as Lao Bai ran halfway up the stairs, he heard Lao Xing speak: "Slow, I think it's better to put the body in the house." ”

"It's still Lao Xing who knows that it hurts. After saying that, Lao Bai ran back.

Who knows that Lao Xing didn't admit it at all, "This has nothing to do with hurting people, it is placed in the house to preserve the crime scene." ”

And Yan Xiaoliu immediately reacted: "The crime scene has long been destroyed, why do you keep it, carry it away." ”

Lao Bai went upstairs again.

"Come back!"

"Carry it away!"

"Come back!"

"Carry it away!"

"Come back!"

“......”

After going back and forth like this five or six times, Lao Bai collapsed directly on the stairs.

"Ah, okay!" Chu Nan saw that Lao Bai was tired, and couldn't help complaining: "You two have discussed it and then say it's okay?"

Lao Xing and Xiao Liu said in unison: "No!"

Tong Xiangyu looked at it and immediately proposed: "Oh, let Lao Qian decide this matter." ”

Old Qian had no opinion, and as soon as he heard the topic on him, he hurriedly howled: "Oh, poor lady......"

Xiao Liu was almost annoyed with him, slapped the table, and shouted: "Don't cry!"

Lao Qian looked aggrieved: "There is still half a sentence ......"

Xiao Liu resisted the urge to beat people and asked: "Let me ask you, how did your mother die?"

"My mother...... Your mother is dead!"

Lao Xing reminded on the side: "It's his wife." ”

"How did he die to his wife?"

Lao Qian was even more unhappy when he heard it: "What the hell is my mother, it's my mother!"

Yan Xiaoliu hurriedly blushed and finally corrected: "How did your lady die?"

"That's them!" Lao Xing suddenly pointed to the people in the inn and complained: "The poisonous mushrooms they cooked were killed, no, they were chicken stewed mushrooms." ”

Lao Xing immediately asked, "Who stewed the chicken?"

Everyone pointed at Li's big mouth: "He ......"

"No, no, it's none of my business, I'm just boiling underwater pots. Pointing at Xiao Guo, he said, "She caught the chicken." ”

Xiao Guo pointed at Lao Bai: "He plucked the hair." ”

Lao Bai pointed back to the big mouth: "The salt was put by him, salt." ”

The big mouth pointed to the shopkeeper: "She served the plate." ”

Tong Xiangyu was also very helpless: "The dish is ...... Her lady eats it. ”

Lao Xing slapped the table: "You are all suspected of committing a crime!"

Xiaoliu also did the same: "You are all suspected of committing a crime!"

When everyone heard this, they quickly plucked themselves out.

"It's not me....."

"Six, this has nothing to do with me. ”

"I'm just a cook......

"Well, it's up to you to get to this point. Lao Xing waved his hand: "Take it away!"

"Who are you taking with you?"

"Take them all!"

At this moment, Lao Qian shouted: "Stop! This has nothing to do with them." ”

When everyone heard this, they were greatly moved:

"Old Qian, you are a good person......"

"Boss Qian, you are really righteous......

But before a few people finished praising it, Boss Qian couldn't wait to add: "Mo Xiaobei did it!"

"Mo Xiaobei?"

"She boiled poisonous mushrooms. ”

"Where's she?"

Lao Qian pointed at Xiao Guo: "Ask her." ”

Xiao Guo's brain twitched, and he said: "I absconded in fear of crime." was twisted by the shopkeeper, and changed his words: "It's not that I'm afraid of crime, I'm just absconding." ”

Xiaoliu suddenly laughed proudly: "Hahaha...... Good escape, good escape! I can finally issue my first wanted warrant!"

After saying that, he went out in a hurry.