Mr. White Eyebrows
On this day, the weather was clear and the wind was beautiful......
"Fortune telling, fortune telling......" An old Taoist with thief eyebrows and rat eyes walked to the door of the inn, hesitated for a moment, and then walked in, "Fortune telling, fortune telling." Fortune telling, fortune telling. ”
Xiao Guo was sweeping the floor, and when he heard this, he immediately crossed his waist: "I think you are trying to find a scolding, who let you in?"
The Taoist pointed to the banner: "Yin and Yang five elements, ten hexagrams and nine spirits!
"I don't have any money to give, get out!" he said, and drove the man out of the inn with a broom.
The man sat at the door one by one, clutched his feet and cried: "She dares to bully me?
At this moment, Mo Xiaobei walked into the inn angrily, shouting as he walked: "Come here, come here, come here!"
The shopkeeper was also shocked, and looked at Mo Xiaobei, who was covered in mud, and was also startled: "What's the matter?"
Xiaobei sat down, "I'm nothing, they're called flowers!"
The shopkeeper was going crazy, slapped the table, and shouted, "Say, are you fighting with your classmates again?"
Xiaobei was extremely aggrieved: "Who told them to say that I have no father and no mother?"
"You just don't have a father, you don't have a mother!" Speaking of this, the shopkeeper couldn't bear to reprimand anymore, and walked over and wiped Xiaobei's little flower face, "But you have a sister-in-law." ”
"What is it to have a sister-in-law? If my brother is still alive, I will definitely not be able to spare them!"
The shopkeeper felt a little piercing when he heard this: "What are you talking about?" Zhantang, take her to the backyard to wash up. ”
Lao Bai went to pull Xiaobei, but she pushed her away, "Oh, I'm not going!"
Lao Bai didn't force it, "Then you let Xiao Guo take her to wash." ”
Xiao Guo didn't want to get involved, so he held a broom and signaled, "I'm busy, Lu Xiucai, you go!"
Xiucai was settling accounts, and when he heard this, he immediately retorted: "I'm busy too!"
Xiao Guo glared at him as soon as he dropped the broom, and Xiucai immediately coaxed, "Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go." Come, come, follow me. ”
Guess what this bear kid says?
"Don't wash it first, you'll have to beat it later! You have to wash it after you finish fighting, trouble!"
The shopkeeper couldn't hold back any longer: "Do you dare to fight? I think you're trying to find a beating!"
"Oh, I don't wash, I don't wash!Tong Xiangyu, you let me go, let me go!"
At this time, the old Taoist who had been listening outside the door for a long time was overjoyed: "I have a good life!" As he spoke, he turned around and entered the inn and shouted at everyone: "Stop!"
Xiao Guo looked at it, his brows furrowed: "Hey, I said why did you come in again?" As he spoke, he took a broom and began to drive people away: "Get out, get out, get out!"
The man dodged and waved his hand: "Slow, slow, slow! I'm here to remind you of something,"
"What are you waking up?"
Seeing the shopkeeper's initiative to speak, the Taoist knew that the matter was half done, so he couldn't stop talking:
"That little girl in your hand, she's a demon. ”
When Xiaobei heard this, her teeth were about to be crushed, and she replied: "You are the demon!"
The shopkeeper's face on the other side was also ugly: "What nonsense are you talking about, get out!"
"What nonsense?" The man's already small eyes were squinting like this, making them even more obscene, "She lost her mother since she was a child, am I right?"
The shopkeeper's face changed: "Yes, what else?"
"Then I lost my father, and then I lost my brother, am I right?"
At this time, everyone was dumbfounded.
The shopkeeper thought that he had met a master, so he hurriedly invited him to sit down: "Sir, please sit, I don't know your surname?"
The old Taoist immediately got up, stroked his beard and began to pretend: "The old man is a villager in the mountains, with no name and no surname, just call me Baimei." ”
"Good name, show tea to sir. ”
The white-eyed old man took retreat as advance: "No need, I'll leave after speaking." ”
How could the shopkeeper easily let him go, "Not busy, not busy." Then he motioned to Lao Bai and them: "Get her back first." ”
"Oh, no need to get it, I'll go myself. Xiaobei shook off a few people, and then scolded Bai Mei: "You damn liar, you can lie to them." ”
Seeing Xiaobei leaving, the shopkeeper hurriedly apologized: "Don't be surprised, sir...... That, the demon you just talked about... What do you mean?"
The white-eyed Taoist stroked his beard and began to flicker: "I won't tell you, this little girl is the legendary Tiansha Lone Star." ”
"What star is it?"
"Heavenly Evil Lone Star!Born with nothing else, it will be a nuisance!"
Lu Xiucai is an orthodox Confucian scholar, and when he heard this, he sneered: "Hmph, who believes it?" shook his head and was about to go back to the backyard.
The white-eyed Taoist suddenly stood up: "Respect the surname Lu!"
Xiucai was taken aback and immediately turned around: "How do you know?"
"You've been in the show, right?"
"Huh, what else do you know?"
"I still know ......" Baimei Daoist stretched out his hand to Xiao Guoyi, "Your surname is Guo." ”
"Huh?!"
Then he looked at the shopkeeper again, "Your surname is ......."
"What's the last name?"
"I'll do the math, I'll do the math. The white-eyed Taoist pretended to be profound, pinched his fingers, and finally said softly: "Tong!"
"Ahh
Seeing that several people were fooled by themselves, Bai Mei became modest: "Hehe, carving insect skills, not enough to worry about." Then his face straightened, and he began to add oil and vinegar again: "Speaking of the demon just now, don't look at her young age, she is very good at disturbing people! He can not only hinder his parents to death, but also his brothers and sisters! After a long time, the friends who are with her can be hindered to death!"
As soon as these words came out, several people did not change color.
At this time, Lao Bai came out of the backyard: "Who is here to be foolish?"
The shopkeeper has been fooled, and when he heard this, he immediately hugged Bai Mei: "You are just smiling, Mr. Bai Mei is smart!"
Lao Bai looked at Bai Mei and looked disdainful: "Just him?"
The shopkeeper hurriedly reminded: "Sir, tell me his surname." ”
"Hehe, why do you still use him with my surname?"
The shopkeeper has already thoroughly understood his way, and he also preached for him: "He calculated it by force." ”
Lao Bai didn't refute it, whether it's true or not, don't you know if you do it?
"Okay, tell me my last name?"
"Exhibition ......"
"Huh?"
Bai Mei immediately changed his words: "It's your name, and there is a 'Tang' word at the back, am I right?"
Lao Bai chased after him: "Don't say your name, what do you say my surname?"
"Your last name...... I'm a little hungry, do I have something to eat?"
Seeing that the other party was about to change the topic, Lao Bai was even more convinced that he was a liar, so he promised: "If you can figure it out, I will treat you to a meal for nothing, but you can't figure it out...... Don't blame me for being rude!"
"Sir, do the math!"
"Forget it!"
Seeing that Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper also coaxed, Bai Mei was completely forced into a corner: "Okay, you wait." ”
As soon as Lao Dao turned around, his face was full of panic, and he muttered in his heart: My mother, what can I do about this? Zhao Qiansun Li Zhou, what is Zhou, Zhou? God bless, it is him.
In the end, the white-eyed Taoist turned around and said, "Your surname is Zhou!"
The shopkeeper was afraid that Lao Bai would beat him, so he hurriedly said good things: "Do you want to recalculate?"
Who knew that the old white rag shook off, and his face was full of surprise: "Don't forget it, I will follow my mother's surname, and my father's surname will be Zhou." ”
These few people were completely convinced: "Oh, the old man is really a living immortal!"
"Masters, masters!"
The white-eyed Taoist seemed to have walked on the tip of a knife, and only then did he realize that his back was full of cold sweat, so he hurriedly said modestly: "I dare not be ashamed, I dare not be ashamed." ”
The shopkeeper waved his hand to these people: "What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and get Mr. Bai Mei food!"
"Yes, yes, yes, get food. ”
"Come, sir, for tea. As he spoke, the shopkeeper personally served tea.
Bai Mei took the teacup, poured it down, and relaxed in his heart: My mother, I won't have this kind of problem anywhere else in the future.
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After a banquet, Bai Mei burped and picked his teeth, and everyone gathered around and shouted: "Mr. Bai Mei, help me calculate, help me calculate......"
The white-eyed Taoist raised his hand sharply and suddenly fell silent.
"Oh, it's not that I don't want to count, it's really not energy, I've driven hundreds of miles, and I haven't even slept soundly. As he spoke, he yawned heavily.
Tong Xiangyu saw it and hurriedly offered his courtesy: "What are you still doing, hurry up and take Mr. to open a room." ”
Seeing that a group of people were all around, Bai Mei waved his hand again and again: "Don't worry, I'll go up by myself for a while, you guys are busy, don't worry about me." ”
"Okay, you rest first, let's go back and figure it out. ”
Seeing a few people leaving, the white-eyed Taoist was about to go upstairs with the rest of the plate of sauce meat, when Xiucai, who had been hiding on the side, stood up and flattered him: "Old gentleman......"
Baimei Daoren quietly put the sauce back and immediately picked up the shelf of the master, "Oh, how many times have I said it, I can't count it anymore." ”
"Yes, yes. Don't worry, you take this first. As he spoke, he took out a note from his bosom.
Bai Mei took the note, "What is this?"
"My birthday, please help me calculate, what is my God-given fate?"
The white-eyed Taoist glanced at the note, and then looked embarrassed, "Hey, this is very troublesome, you need to open your eyes." ”
"Then let's go. ”
"You said it lightly, in this person's life, he can only open the eye of heaven three times, I have opened it twice, and the last time, I want to keep it for myself and count the number of lifespans. With that, he handed the note back.
When Xiucai heard this, he didn't force it, and he took the note and was about to leave, "Oh, okay, then forget it." ”
Baimei Daoist suddenly had a plan, and hurriedly stopped Xiucai: "Hey, if you really want to calculate, it's not impossible." I can give you a chance. ”
Xiucai immediately ran back, with a happy face: "Hehe, thank you." But seeing that Bai Mei looked reserved and didn't speak, Xiucai immediately understood: "Oh, I have the silver." ”
"You and I are both literati, how vulgar it is to raise money! How many do you have?"
Xiucai directly took out a small bag of silver from his arms, "Is so much enough?"
The white-eyed Taoist shook the silver and looked satisfied, "Enough, enough, enough...... I'll tell you when I look back. After speaking, Bai Mei turned around and wanted to leave.
Xiucai hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, old man, you haven't brought these eight characters with you yet!"
"I've seen it just now, you quickly tear it up, don't let others find out, once others find out, the practice will harm you. ”
Xiucai was really frightened: "Oh, thank you for the reminder." ”
Xiucai tore the note and went back to the backyard, with the silver in one hand and the sauce meat in the other, with a satisfied face.
At this moment, Xiao Guo went and returned, and immediately took the plate behind Bai Mei, "Hey, Mr. Sir." How can I trouble you with this little thing? I'll do it. Well, sir, are you free, now. Can you help me do the math. ”
Bai Mei stared at Xiao Guo for a long time, and suddenly let out a lewd smile: "Hehehehe, there is no problem, but I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it then." ”
"What?
The white-eyed Taoist immediately reined in, and said, "It's nothing, let's go upstairs and talk slowly." ”
"Let's go, go upstairs to the guest room. ”
Xiao Guo led the way in front, and Bai Mei was in the backYY: My mother, this wine, sex, and wealth are all accounted for, hehehe......
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In the guest room, the white-eyed Taoist kept staring at Xiao Guo.
Xiao Guo was a little hairy: "Sir, can you not look at me like this, I just want you to calculate, when will I be able to get married?"
The white-eyed Taoist stroked his beard and looked embarrassed: "Oh, this is not easy to calculate." ”
"Huh, why?"
"You think, with that eight characters, it's easy to make mistakes. You have to do it in other ways. ”
Xiao Guo was really fooled, and hurriedly asked, "What method?"
"Touch the bones. ”
"Touching the bones?"
Bai Mei immediately pulled Xiao Guo, "Come on, come on, you sit here." ”
"Hurry up, I still have a lot of dishes to wash. ”
How could the Baimei Taoist let the boiled duck fly away? So he educated her: "Oh, don't worry, as the saying goes, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
"Touching the bones, do you know what it means to touch the bones?"
"I don't know. ”
"That's touching the bones, where do you start?"
"I don't know. ”
Seeing that the other party didn't know, Bai Mei was more relieved, and said casually: "Start first." ”
As he spoke, the old pervert reached out to touch Xiao Guo.
"What are you doing?!" Xiao Guo grabbed and twisted Bai Mei's arm with his backhand.
"Ouch, my hands, my hands, oops, oops. ”
Xiao Guo immediately reacted, spread his hand and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm a martial arts person, conditioned reflex, come again, come again." ”
How dare Bai Mei do? immediately hid to the side.
"Hey, hey, no, no. ”
"Can't I promise not to twist your arm?"
Hearing the assurance, Baimei was a little moved: "Really don't screw it?"
"Don't screw it, don't screw it. ”
Bai Mei also learned well, "Okay, you sit down, I won't touch your hand this time." ”
"Oooh oh. ”
"Touch your arm. ”
It's a pity that as soon as this old pervert reached out and touched Xiao Guo's arm, he was slapped by Xiao Guo's backhand.
"Ouch, my face. ”
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, come again, come again. ”
Bai Mei was about to go crazy: "Don't come here, don't come here, don't come over." ”
"Okay, you wait. ”
"What are you going to do, what are you going to do?" Seeing Xiao Guo rummaging through the boxes and cabinets, and finally finding a hemp rope, the Baimei Daoist was even more frightened: "What's the matter? You still want to tie me up, you still want to tie me up?"
"I don't bind you, you bind me, you bind me, give, give. Xiao Guo took the initiative to sit on the chair and kindly reminded: "Tie it strongly." ”
Bai Mei took the rope and was overjoyed: "This is my strength, you can rest assured." Okay, you close your eyes. ”
"Why?"
"Only when you close your eyes can you perceive the message from the Divine, close. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Seeing Xiao Guo close his eyes, his white eyebrows stretched out his mouth to kiss, and it happened that Xiao Guo raised his head and knocked directly on his chin.
The old pervert covered his mouth and cried out, "Ouch, my teeth, my teeth!"
Xiao Guo hurriedly asked with concern, "Sir, sir, are you okay?"
At this moment, Tong Xiangyu suddenly came in, looking at the scene in front of him, the shopkeeper was stunned: "What are you two doing?"
"It's none of your business, are you okay? ”
But Bai Mei grabbed the shopkeeper, "Don't go, don't go, oops, my teeth." ”
The shopkeeper raised his white eyebrows, "I'm not leaving, what's wrong with your teeth?"
"What the hell is the matter with you?"
At this time, the shopkeeper also woke up, directly took out a note, and said with a sad face: "Xiaobei ran away from home!"
"Huh, quick, untie me. ”
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In the lobby, the old white reader Xiaobei's farewell letter: "I'm leaving, don't come to me, Mo Xiaobei." ”
Xiucai's mind was a little spindle, and he was very puzzled: "Oh, why did she run away from home?"
Lao Bai slapped the note on the table: "Nonsense, say that you are a demon, can you be willing?"
When Xiao Guo heard this, he couldn't help complaining: "Mr. is too, just say it, why do you say it in front of her?"
"I can't say it on my back, let's just know, stay away from her in the future. ”
Xiucai continued to die: "What should she do if she really restricts us?" Seeing that Xiao Guo, Lao Bai, and the shopkeeper all glared at him, Xiucai immediately twisted: "Isn't it true that people are chewing people's tongues behind their backs, what if she is really evil?"
Who expected the shopkeeper to slap the table: "Don't say it's a demon, it's Sun Wukong, you have to get her back for me!"
"Shopkeeper, it's so late, and I don't know where Xiaobei went, where to find it?"
"yes, yes. ”
At this moment, Bai Mei, who was about to slip away, suddenly appeared at the staircase, and saw that several people were guarding downstairs, and retreated.
At this time, Xiao Guo had an idea: "Yes, yes, let's find Mr. to calculate, don't you know where Xiaobei went." ”
"That's right. ”
As soon as a few people looked up, they saw a white-eyed Taoist who had shrunk back to half of his body.
Bai Mei saw that he was exposed, and hurriedly said perfunctorily: "It's so late, you haven't slept yet, wash and sleep, wash and sleep." ”
"Sir, stay. ”
"Sir, Xiaobei has run away from home, you have to help with this favor anyway. With that, Lao Bai pulled Bai Mei downstairs.
Bai Mei immediately prevaricated: "It's not that I don't help, but my hands are like this, how can I help?"
"What's wrong with your hand?"
Bai Mei pointed at Xiao Guo and slapped a rake: "You ask her!"
Xiao Guo didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly apologized: "I really didn't mean it, sir, or it's better to do this, you say, I'll write it." ”
In order not to show his stuffing, Bai Mei still pushed back: "Oh, how can it be done? As the saying goes, the heart and hand are one, the heart and hand are one, my hand is broken, and my heart is not much better." ”
The shopkeeper had lost patience at this time, staring at the other party and threatening: "Do you count or not?"
Bai Mei can't do it, so he can only use the procrastination trick, and it is a moment to mix it up.
"Oh, I didn't say it doesn't count, why don't we count it tomorrow?"
"No, even now, if it's not good, you're not allowed to sleep!"
"My mother, you can't be unreasonable, right?"
"I'm just unreasonable, Zhantang. ”
"De Ling!" Lao Bai stretched out his hand directly: "Sunflower point ......."
Bai Mei was frightened, hugged his head and began to beg for mercy: "Beibeibei (don't don't)." ”
"Shout, shout, no one will come to save you!"
Seeing that Lao Bai's fingers were about to fall, Xiucai shouted: "Stop!"
"What?"
"Didn't you say it all, sir?"
"What did you say?"
"North!"
"North?"
"Beibeibei, didn't you hear?"
The shopkeeper directly grabbed Bai Mei and asked, "Are you talking about the north?"
"Really?"
Bai Mei immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "Yes, it's the north, to be exact, it's due north and south!"
"Due north by south? Is that east or west?"
"Don't delay any longer, go to the exhibition hall, Xiao Guo will also go, and I will go too. Xiucai stayed to look at the house, hurry up, go quickly!"
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In the lobby, Xiucai was so sleepy that he yawned, and Bai Mei packed up his things and wanted to escape, but he was arrested.
"Sir. Where are you going?"
The white-eyed Taoist immediately said, "I'll go out for a walk." ”
"Are you taking a walk with your luggage?"
"I've gotten used to it for so many years, I take it wherever I go, and I can't forget my roots!"
Xiucai didn't delve into it, but asked, "By the way, when will you open your heavenly eye?"
Bai Mei hurriedly said perfunctorily: "Don't worry, tomorrow, tomorrow." ”
Xiucai hurriedly pulled his white eyebrows, "I'm not in a hurry, but I'm in a hurry, marriage is a major event in life!"
Seeing that he was entangled, Bai Mei could only use a killer move, only to see him gasp and threaten Xiucai: "Ah!
Xiucai was really taken aback: "What's the big deal?"
"The eyebrows are black, and the enemy chases. Three months, no more than half a year at most, you will have a bloody disaster!"
Xiucai was confused on the spot, hugged his white eyebrows and begged: "Sir, you have to save me, my family has been passed down for nine generations." ”
"You have to learn to save yourself, save yourself, do you understand?" Seeing Xiucai shaking his head, Bai Mei hurriedly bluffed: "Go back to the room, bury your head in the quilt, and silently recite the Diamond Sutra a hundred times." ”
"But I don't know how to read the Diamond Sutra. ”
"Then you recite the Tao Te Ching. ”
"I will. ”
"Remember, recite it silently a hundred times, no less, no more than once. ”
"Okay, I'll go. ”
Seeing that Xiucai was fooled away, Bai Mei immediately slipped away, but as soon as he walked to the door, Lao Bai and the shopkeeper entered the door.
Facing the other party's strange gaze, Bai Mei thought that he was exposed, and couldn't help but tremble: "Oh, you ......"
The shopkeeper walked up to Bai Mei in a daze, and then suddenly smiled: "Mr. Bai Mei, you are too accurate!"
Between great joy and sorrow, Bai Mei collapsed directly, and then saw Xiao Guo pulling Xiaobei back.
"Take her back, wash and go to bed quickly!" After the order was completed, the shopkeeper stared directly at Bai Mei, "Sir, please upstairs." Come, come. ”
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"It's too accurate, it's too accurate, it's too accurate!"
The shopkeeper was excited and wanted to grab the white eyebrows, but was flashed by the other party.
"My mother, what do you want to do?"
The shopkeeper hurriedly posted it and whispered: "Help me calculate it, my marriage." ”
"Oh my mother, why is this all counted?"
The shopkeeper snapped his fingers and twisted his face: "Oh, you don't know, older youth, it's bitter!"
"And what do you want to count?"
"You can help me calculate, when will I meet that 'him'?"
Mr. Bai Mei looked at Tong Xiangyu, and his heart rose again: "Well, you haven't practiced martial arts, have you?"
"No, what are you doing there?"
"Oops, that's easy to do!"
"But my family is a dart game!"
Bai Mei immediately coaxed: "Dart, dart game?"
"That's, who doesn't know the name of the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau?"
"Oops, oops. ”
"What's wrong with you, sir?"
Bai Mei immediately put away his thoughts, "It's okay, then you can write that eight characters first." ”
"No need to write it, I'm all set. The shopkeeper directly took out a note and handed it over, "Show me, how about it?"
Bai Mei took the eight characters, pretended to look at it, and then exclaimed: "Oh my mother, you are a Kefu's life." ”
The shopkeeper immediately remembered his sad past: "No wonder he died so miserably, what do you think of this?"
When Bai Mei heard this, he immediately made a decision: "If you want to say that this matter is easy to do, you have to break some money." ”
"No problem, how much?"
"Fifty taels. ”
The shopkeeper's self collapsed: "Why do you want so much money?"
The white-eyed Taoist also said loudly: "Is this more, ah? Mainly for immortals." ”
"Do the immortals still need silver?"
"Nonsense! Open the altar to burn incense and worship the Buddha, that doesn't cost money?"
"Open the altar and burn incense, it won't cost so much money?"
"Think about it, there are so many heavenly courts, and there is no shortage of social entertainment, and people don't make some extra money, why should people change your luck for you?"
The shopkeeper was naturally reluctant to give up such a large sum of money: he tentatively asked: "Can it be less?"
"You should be buying vegetables? and bargaining, people are immortal officials, you have offended people, you don't want to live anymore?"
The shopkeeper was frightened at that time, and bowed down to the heavens again and again: "All the immortal officials forgive their sins, they have no mouth, and they have no heart." ”
"Well, let's get the silver!"
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Early in the morning of the second day, Bai Mei opened the altar. When people are unprepared, they put the silver enshrined on the altar into their bosoms.
After playing with the peachwood sword a few times, Bai Mei pressed the magic sword, "Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law!" After speaking, he picked up his burden and was about to run away: "Everyone, farewell!"
The shopkeeper hurriedly stopped him, "Sir, how is it?"
"Don't worry, that person has money and money to eliminate disasters for others, and from now on, the people above will no longer embarrass you. Good bye. ”
At this time, Lao Bai appeared at the door, and after a night of thinking, he had already discovered the other party's little tricks, especially the scene where he stole the silver just now, which fell in Lao Bai's eyes.
"Stop! What do you have in your arms?"
Bai Mei suddenly panicked, and hid back again and again: "I, I didn't think anything." ”
"No?" Lao Bai directly reached into Bai Mei's arms, and took out a bag of silver behind the case, "What is this?"
"Silver. ”
"Who's?"
"Mine. ”
"Yours, why do you have the official seal of our town on it?"
"You're wrong, you're absolutely wrong! Come here, come here, take a closer look. Bai Mei distracted a few people as he slipped towards the door.
But Xiao Guo had already stayed outside the door: "Where are you running?"
Bai Mei immediately begged for mercy: "Let me go, my silver has been returned!"
"That's it?"
"And what else do you want?"
"What's the matter? hehe, it's overwhelming!"
Bai Mei was directly lined up on the street, and immediately became a rolling gourd.
"Oh, my waist......"
At this moment, Xiucai came over: "What a coincidence, I met Mr. again, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine. ”
"I've read the Tao Te Ching a hundred times, have you figured out my marriage?"
"I just figured it out. Bai Mei said casually.
Xiucai was excited: "Figured it out! Who is she? Where is she?"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Guo pulled the cuffs and chased them out.
The white-eyed Taoist was frightened, and pointed at Xiao Guo: "She, she, she, she!"
"Hahaha, do you really think that my aunt's advantage is so easy to take advantage of?"
But Xiucai completely misunderstood, thinking that Bai Mei was referring to Xiao Guo when he said marriage.
Seeing Xiucai's fiery eyes, Xiao Guo was a little hairy: "You're okay, Xiucai." ”
"You are the most beautiful in my heart~~~"
"What are you doing?"
"Every moment is intoxicating~~~"
"Don't come here!"
"Your smile, your beauty~~"
"Shopkeeper, help!"
Xiao Guo hurriedly fled into the inn, and the shopkeeper immediately closed the door, leaving Xiucai to sing to the door: "And your pouting mouth when you lose your temper~~~~"