In the lobby, everyone was busy, Xiaobei came in through the gate, and the cat slipped to the backyard with his waist up.

But Chu Nan didn't have to look back to know this little girl's every move, "Little friend, do you think you don't have to copy books if you hide from me?"

"I've copied it so many times, and besides, I've memorized the three-character scripture for a long time!"

"Say it a hundred times, but you can't do it once, and that's the price you pay for breaking the house rules. Besides, this is set by your sister-in-law, and I am only responsible for supervising it, and I ask you to go to your sister-in-law. ”

As soon as he heard this, Xiaobei resigned himself to his fate, "Oh my God, a hundred times, Brother Chu, do you know the feeling of despair?"

Children are children, desperate at every turn, in fact, compared to other female babies, Xiaobei is already too lucky.

"Are you desperate? The real despair is that no one will give you a good face, no one will buy you sugar gourds, no one will let you sleep peacefully......

When Mo Xiaobei heard this series of punishments, he immediately collapsed: "I don't want to pay attention to you anymore." After saying that, he went back to the backyard in a huff.

"I'll go over and check it in a while, and if I can't copy it, I'll go back and rewrite it!"

At this time, Lu Xiucai came over, "Chu, isn't this too strict for Xiaobei?"

"Then you help her copy it, according to the equivalent conversion, you should copy the "Zizhi Tongjian" a hundred times, and I will let her go after copying. ”

"But Xiaobei is desperate. ”

"Despair, little girl, she knows what despair is? Don't talk about her, you have grown so old that you have despaired?"

"Despair? Xiucai sat down next to him and began to tell the story of the year: "I promised a troupe to help them write the script, dozens of people waited for me to start work, the more urgent they urged, the slower I wrote, my brain was like eight-treasure porridge, grunting nonsense, every time I wrote a sentence, my temples jumped wildly, the back of my head was clouded, and my whole body couldn't exert any strength, and I couldn't say that I wanted to cry and couldn't cry." ”

"Cut, who told you not to measure yourself, don't learn to take jobs if you can't write. ”

"How did I know that it was so difficult to write a script, that kind of despair that there is nowhere to escape when a catastrophe comes......"

Before the words fell, the big mouth came out with a plate of dishes, "Okay, don't despair, there is that kung fu to help me bring out the dishes." ”

"Hey, Big Mouth, do you have that feeling of despair?"

After delivering food to the guests, Big Mouth also chatted casually: "Yes, I'm desperate every day, you think, Whelan is suffering outside, you say I can't help here, I'm desperate." ”

At this time, Xiao Guo, who had just finished cleaning the backyard, also interjected: "If you don't mention Huilan for a day, you will die." ”

Li Dazui was anxious at the time: "If you don't eat for a day, you will die." ”

Guo Furong was slightly embarrassed, "I'm joking with you, what are you anxious about." ”

"I don't allow you to mention Huilan!"

Xiao Guo is not easy to mess with, and immediately sneered: "Look at you like that, don't daydream, Huilan doesn't want you for a long time." ”

People say that beating people doesn't slap their faces, scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings, Xiao Guo is good, and he went directly to the confinement of the big mouth, which is regarded as a powder keg, and the big mouth exploded on the spot, regardless of the difference in force between the two sides, and he was going to do it directly.

"What the hell are you..."

"I said, what's wrong!"

Seeing that a fight was about to start, Chu Nan hugged his big mouth, Xiucai stopped Xiao Guo, and before the two could persuade him to fight, an unexpected figure appeared.

。。。。。。。

In the dormitory, everyone was scrambling to put on makeup for Big Mouth.

"How does it feel?"

Big Mouth looked at himself in the mirror, and he didn't dare to admit it: "Am I too fancy?"

Chu Nanzheng was sorting out the hairpin headband for him, "Don't move, you just want to be fancy, we are going to mold you into an improved version of Ximenqing." ”

The big mouth is self-aware, "Pull it down, thank God for changing me to Li Kui in my image." ”

Immediately afterwards, the shopkeeper took out a jade pendant, "Oh, do you see, a symbol of status." The shopkeeper was not ambiguous, and hung directly on his belt, "Be careful, this jade is expensive, if it is smashed, it will be paid to me at double the price!"

After speaking, she took out a small porcelain bottle, dipped a little from it and wiped it on her big mouth.

"The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, don't need to grease the head of the board. ”

"Why don't you wipe it, it's been wiped a long time ago, now sprinkle some perfume on you, before you didn't apply oil, it seems that you are a little weak, and now it is rooted, symbolizing a positive attitude towards life, fragrant very, fragrant very. ”

"Next, eyebrows...."

Seeing that Wushuang was holding the scissors, he beckoned to his eyes, and his big mouth immediately shrunk into a ball, ", what are you doing." ”

"Don't move, don't move, fix, fix. ”

Big Mouth was dressed up brightly, and after looking in the mirror, he looked quite proud.

"Hey, my belly used to be quite cumbersome, but now it looks quite secure. ”

At this time, Lao Bai came in, "The sense of security can't be eaten, old men, you have to have the momentum of old men, right, come, put this flower on it." As he spoke, he pulled out a rose from behind him (I don't know where I got it).

The big mouth did as he was told, but he was stabbed by a flower.

"I forgot to pick the thorn, deal with it, deal with it. ”

Lu Xiucai also came to join in the fun, only to see him pull out a pamphlet from his back, "Big mouth, you take this." ”

Big Mouth hurriedly pushed back, "What the hell, I can't read." ”

Xiucai opened the booklet directly and gestured: "This is looking at the picture and talking, every page is full of sweet words, it has been drawn a long time ago, just for today." ”

"Really, what are you drawing on here, baked cakes, moon cakes?"

Xiucai immediately began to correct: "This is the moon, you know to eat, turn here, you should say, 'You are more beautiful than the moon tonight!' That's right, and this, you take it, I wrote the play, this is a VIP ticket, there are only two." ”

Li Dazui hesitated, "Then you gave it to me, what should you do?"

"As long as you are happy, our ears will be quiet, come on. ”

"Big mouth, I don't have anything to say, only one sentence, success. ”

"The merit is complete. ”

"The garden is full of spring, and the color is empty, empty, and the wind comes from the air....crazy and crazy. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about!"

"Wind and snow, this is all right, right?"

As soon as he heard this word, Li Dazui finally had a feeling, "Fenghua Xueyue, that's it, wait for it, I'll go, wait for it." ”

As soon as Big Mouth went out, he ran back.

"What's the matter, what's going on, this is..."

It turned out that Yang Huilan came in.

Li coughed dryly, showing his new image, "Cough, is there anything wrong with finding here?"

It's a pity that the big mouth's behavior is like throwing flattery to a blind man, Yang Huilan didn't raise her eyelids, "I didn't look for you, hey, the shopkeeper, please help me bring two jars of good wine to my house, thank you, you can continue." After speaking, he waved his sleeves and did not take away a cabbage.

Afterwards, Li Dazui was still lucky, and asked with a shy face: "I, how did I behave just now?"

In the face of everyone's helpless smiles, Big Mouth finally couldn't deceive himself, "No need to answer, but next time, I will definitely be fine, my principle is, don't ask for the best, but for better." ”

Lao Bai patted him on the shoulder and admonished: "Big mouth, when offering flowers for a while, you must pay attention to your expression, especially your hands, and you need orchid fingers."

Li: Who's called Orchid Finger? ”

Lao Bai demonstrated, but was learned by the big mouth.

"You're having a stroke, go back and practice hard. ”

"That's okay, that's where I practice the Orchid Finger, the Orchid Finger...."