Chapter 204: It's a long, long story
"I've been thinking about you every day for ten years, no, I should say I've been thinking about you every minute. You're so miserable!"
Hearing such an affectionate "confession" and the other party's "hot" eyes, Lao Bai shuddered and hurriedly walked around behind him, "Hey, it's obvious that you are chasing me, why did I hurt you?"
"The education I received since I was a child is that as long as you can catch a thief, you will do whatever it takes!" Speaking of this, Ling Tengyun was already a little crazy, "That day, the first forehead hit her in the left eye, and you actually caught it, a thief can actually protect hostages." And isn't it ironic that a quick catcher would hurt a hostage in order to catch a thief?"
"This is also a subconscious instinctive reaction. ”
"That's the difference! Three generations of my family have been quick catchers, famous, and respected, but I can't figure out how much better we are than you, a thief, at the level of protecting the people.
Since that time, every time he does it, he has to think about it, whether this is right, whether it is appropriate, if it is a thief, what will he do? ”
Lao Bai was a little proud and said with a smile: "I think it's good that you can think like this, really." ”
"Shut up! You've ruined the first half of your life, and you have to get your forehead back!"
"But can you turn him back into yourself by killing him?"
Hearing this sudden voice, Ling Tengyun was startled. Everyone didn't drink at all, and they raised their heads one by one.
"What's the matter, why are you awake?"
Naughty Xiao Guo first gave the other party a flying eye, and then waved his hand to Ling Tengyun with a smile, "Yawn~~ I slept a lot, I already saw that you kid had a ghost in his heart, and my aunt's vigilance was not as bad as you thought." ”
Xiao Guo, who was overjoyed, directly high-fived Lao Bai to celebrate, no need to ask, it was premeditated.
Ling Tengyun picked up the wine jar, his face was incredulous, at this moment he felt that he was a pig, being played with by others without knowing it.
"What the hell is going on?"
The shopkeeper walked to Ling Tengyun's side, and began to persuade him bitterly: "Ling Zhutou, you have had enough of judging people by their appearance, you should know what it's like to be misunderstood, Zhantang is not a bad person." ”
But Ling Tengyun was already close to collapsing, and listening to the shopkeeper's teasing, he only felt that a certain string in his heart was directly broken, and it instantly turned black.
"Well, he's not a bad guy, yes!"
Ling Tengyun flipped the table, grabbed the shopkeeper to his side, hugged it with his backhand, and locked his throat, just like Lao Bai's methods back then.
"You let go of our shopkeeper. ”
"Hurry up and let go, don't you hear that!"
"Don't come nonsense, it's illegal. ”
Ling Tengyun has completely gone mad, "I can't control it so much, I used to think too much, so I was exiled to this ghost place, and I will never do this again in the future!" Bai Zhantang, count three times, you break the index finger and middle finger of your right hand by yourself, one or two ......"
At this time, Chu Nan waved his hand, the sound of breaking wind sounded, and the chopsticks in front of him were like arrows off the string, heading straight for the left eye of the shopkeeper, and Ling Tengyun behind him subconsciously caught the chopsticks, and the shopkeeper also seized this fleeting opportunity, shortened his body, and slipped away.
"Sunflower Point Caveman. ”
Between the lightning and flint, Lao Bai made a move, and Ling Tengyun was instantly ignited.
"The chopsticks just now hit her in the left eye, and in the same situation, you made the same choice as me, which proves that there is no difference between the two of us at all. You are destined to be a good person, accept your fate. ”
Looking at each other's slightly funny looks, everyone nodded.
"Sunflower acupuncture hand. ”
After solving the acupoint, Ling Tengyun turned his head directly, he really had no face to face everyone.
Instead of resenting him, the shopkeeper leaned up to enlighten him: "Ling Zhutou, no matter how high his martial arts are, no matter how good his strategy is, he may not be able to be a good catcher, people in the rivers and lakes, everything can be less than a benevolent heart, do you understand?"
Ling Tengyun didn't answer, but instead pulled up a bench and sat down, Lao Bai knew that he was still haunted by his identity as a thief.
"This is my gold medal for exoneration, awarded by the Criminal Department. ”
Ling Tengyun snatched the gold medal and checked it carefully, and was very annoyed: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Hehe, if you don't let yourself pierce this layer of window paper, can you stop it in your life?"
At this time, everyone gathered around one after another.
"To be friends, we warmly welcome. ”
"Be the enemy, wait for him, choose for yourself. ”
Ling Tengyun got up and saluted solemnly: "I, Ling Tengyun, I'm sorry for everyone." ”
Everyone also returned the salute one after another, which can be regarded as accepting this kid's apology.
At this time, Dazui woke up, covered his neck and called: "What's the matter? I have a stiff neck, why does my neck hurt so much?"
“......”
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When the time of parting came, the shopkeeper took out a package, "Little Liu, Little Liu, this cotton robe is for you, and I sewed it by hand." ”
Wushuang was a little unhappy after hearing this, this was actually sewn up by her stitches and threads, but didn't she get angry with Xiaoliu two days ago, so she asked the shopkeeper to hand it over, but she didn't expect the shopkeeper to come directly to borrow flowers and offer Buddha.
Although Xiao Liu's brain is usually not bright, he is still rare to be smart at a critical moment.
"He doesn't care who sews it, Xiaoliu will remember her for the rest of his life. Come, Ling Zhutou come and come. ”
Ling Tengyun clenched his fists: "Yan Zhutou, what else do you have to order?"
"Wushuang will be handed over to you, be kind to her. ”
Lao Bai was worried about the fate of his junior sister, seeing that he was a year older after the New Year, this was really an old girl, so he smiled and said, "Which is good?"
Xiaoliu was very embarrassed, and hurriedly changed the topic: "Anyway, you have to bring a knife to patrol the street, and you will laugh when you enter .....the door."
Wushuang had long been tired of hearing it, so he urged: "Okay, okay, hurry up and catch the carriage, otherwise it's too late." ”
At this time, Xiaomi came over and opened his mouth: "You kid is finally out." ”
Xiao Liu reached out and touched his waist, only to find that he was wearing civilian clothes, and the official knife was also handed over to Ling Tengyun.
Before Xiaoliu got angry, Xiaomi directly took out a small package, "I haven't done anything else in the past two days, I'm patronizing you to make up for it." Liu'er, don't pull out your knife when you go back to the capital, people in the city have a big temper. ”
Hearing Xiaomi's heartfelt words, Xiaoliu still had a tantrum on his face, and it was too late to thank him.
"Thank you, thank you. The little six is leaving, take care, everyone. ”
"Goodbye, little six. ”
"Goodbye. ”
Looking at the scene in front of him, Ling Tengyun felt deeply: "Why...... Why is the atmosphere here different from there?"
As soon as he heard this, the shopkeeper was honored: "Oh, you will get used to it after living for a while, this river and lake is not so sinister." ”
"Oh, by the way, how did you guys get together?"
"That's a long, long story, where to start?"