O majestic palace bathed in the glittering red sun! Its "main god": the Jade Emperor on the ninety-ninth floor. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoWhat is he doing at the moment?

The origin of the matter is as follows: Earlier in the morning, Director Zhang, the great emperor of the couples, and his entourage first went to the Suspended Temple for a meeting.

The meeting was to discuss the future of spacecraft from other planets to the home planet of the Heavenly Court (including the Moon and the Haozhen Moon, and the Pluto substar system...). Arrived. The state will gradually collect the appropriate amount of "stamp duty on goods" of the draft law. … It was close to ten o'clock. At the end of the meeting, Emperor Zhang Yu returned to the palace: Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The great Director Zhang who was idle all of a sudden! Yo yo yo! I couldn't help but remember the gray night bird yesterday......

"Oh yes! This little beauty of the mortal star, Sister Huo... Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck... It's really pink and jade, and the tenderness is long... The "energy" of the little girl's body... Oops duck duck duck ... In short, that taste! Let me reminisce............" Director Zhang kept smacking sweet memories and swallowing his saliva......

Isn't this Xiao Huo on her planet "looking like the moon can be closed"! It seems that they are not rumors in the rivers and lakes: sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and being ashamed? . Xiao Huo, I was finally fortunate by the master! The other three beauties, although they are all ancient at this time. At most, Lao Tzu also has the perspective of critical review, which is always possible......" Director Zhang thought as he thought. Bian viciously opened his hand system......

"The information you're looking for is suspected of being unethical. The system refuses to provide!" This line on the virtual screen prompts ducks!(one duck, two ducks, three ducks...... The purity of the puppets Director Zhang duck! angry birds!!......

"Where is the little slut of the ruler stack! Hurry up and show up for Lao Tzu! There is something important to discuss! Hurry up! Don't let Lao Tzu mention my family killing god Zheng Yunchun again!" The emperor angrily summoned the little bee robot called the ruler stack.

The thousand-year-old slut flew out of the Jade Emperor's ring, and was intimidated and tricked by the Jade Emperor...... The grand show began......

Breaking through the layers of blockade on the three-dimensional screen, the picture is presented: the first place, Shen Yu, Xi Shi. ……

"It's a good thing! It's sick! It's also beautiful, I'll go! It's too unhealthy! Next! Hurry up! Replace people! Small Yards!" This is Director Zhang's wonderful "personal comment"......

So there came again on the picture: the second place, Luo Yan and Wang Zhaojun...... "Oh duck duck! Your sister! This little girl is probably younger than my sister Zhen Qian! The mortal star is too bad! Send a young girl to get married! Give your conscience to the dog! The small ruler stacks! This seat thinks that what is "against human morality" just now, the problem must lie in this young child. Hurry up! Change! It's really It's a back, it's a back, it's a ...... hum," Lord Jade Emperor commented on the little girl who fell into the wild goose again......

The third, the beautiful woman with rain in pear blossoms last night: Diao Chan's sister, Closed Moon Meiji. Appears on the screen like a bud...... But seeing that she was only seventeen or eighteen years old at the time, she marched on the square of the palace of the Han Dynasty with a large group of palace maids and eunuchs... In the midst of that large group of beauties, there is a unique feeling of standing out from the crowd...... (But at this time, the little Diao Chan entered the hall to serve the evil Master Dong Zhuo...... ）……

“… But where the line is, the birds are frightened by the trees, and when the time comes, the shadow of the corridor. The fairy robe flutters at first glance, smelling the fragrance of musk orchid; the lotus clothes want to move, listening to the sonorous sound of the ring! The smile of spring peaches, the clouds pile up the green bun; the lips bloom with cherry blossoms, and the durian teeth contain fragrance. The slender waist is full of sorrow, the wind and the snow are danced; the pearl and green are shining, and the forehead is full of goose yellow; haunted by the flowers, it is appropriate to be angry and happy; wandering on the pond, if it flies! The moth eyebrows and smiles, and will not speak; the lotus steps are suddenly moving, waiting to stop and want to do... should be ashamed of Xizi, I am really ashamed of Mao's wife... Yaochi is not two, the Purple Mansion is unequaled......" Director Zhang couldn't help humming the ballad of Fanxing. It's really boiling......

Think about the closed moon beauty who has come to her own planet now! Because she was "reset by time and space" back then, coupled with the "beauty technology" that is so powerful that this planet is almost perverted. This little sister, at present, looks only a few years older than the eighteen-year-old cicada on the screen.

"Okay! The Fan Xing song sung by the leader is amazing! It is used to show Sister Diao Chan on the screen, then it is very suitable! Okay! The little one will click on thirty-two likes indiscriminately first. Hahahahaha...... "This is the flattery of the cheap ruler brother."

"Well, the little stack is so good. However, Lord Ben still wants to see the real appearance of the next one, the legendary "His Royal Highness Yang Yuhuan Guifei". Hurry up!" This is the majestic order of the Jade Emperor.

The shy wool thread is almost the same!! because this planet has been beautiful for tens of thousands of years with a woman's slender figure. It is estimated that after a while, the "beautiful girl" who crossed over from the Tang Dynasty: a huge "jade ring" of one hundred and eighteen kilograms. Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck ......Duck Duck Frightened, looking for duck duck duck ......duck duck

(1 duck, 2 ducks, 3 ducks...... ）