Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look

The spring breeze blows Revlon

If it weren't for the Jade Mountain, I'd see you!

Will meet Yaotai under the moon... Feed!

Regardless of it, how can this gorgeous and beautiful chapter that is comparable to the sound of heaven be touted and rendered......

In short, in the virtual screen in front of Zhang Baibei, the main character of this poem came: a heavyweight beauty weighing 118 kilograms, Yang Yuhuan. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Sky!...... Lala! That evil alien virtual screen! It looks like it's more than a trillion! It's too clear and realistic......

Clearly and vividly photographed the real "Yuhuan Beauty" back then: the shape is like a dinosaur, the face is like a crockpot, and the arms should be thicker than Zhang Bairen's feet and thighs......

Strike!... Wow!...... Director Zhang actually foamed at the mouth, leaned back and fell on the back chair, raised his hands to the sky, and sighed in mourning: "God! Is this mortal of the Tang Kingdom crazy? I fuck you Eighteen generations of the ancestors of Chief Li Longji! Look at Lao Tzu scared! Your mother, you are still going to meet the moon in Yaotai......?

The big leader Zhang Baibei went berserk! Frantically looking for sticks and other objects everywhere, he seemed to want to step into the three-dimensional big screen and beat up the fat woman who was "angry with his father and second uncle" inside......

Seeing this situation, the little ruler is scared......! Duck duck The little buttress cursed this rotten man a thousand times...... Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck ......Duck

Sure enough, Director Zhang took a silver comb and tried to rush into the three-dimensional screen several times without success. Sobered up... It's starting to go berserk......

"Do you know the sin of frightening the king?!hmm!?If this happened in the ancient era of autocracy, it would be a car cracked according to the law!Hmph! You have a big deal...... Director Zhang gritted his teeth and reprimanded the poor little bee and the virtuous brother......

"Hey, duck, duck, Duck, Leader! That's all there! What: It's against human ethics and forbidden to be consulted! You're always looking for something strange. The small ruler battled bravely to break through the barrier, and there were thousands of difficulties and dangers, so that this rare picture was presented. Why is he angry at the small stacks again? Didn't the emperor praise "the little stacks are well-behaved?" just now. Your Majesty! There was also a saying in the ancient autocratic era: "If you don't make a joke, you can't change your order every day!"

"Fart! What kind of "rarity" is this for Lao Tzu! A heart patient, just that Sith! A underage illegal bride, just the young boy Wang Zhaojun who married outside the Saiwai! And then there is the little cicada of the puppet family, which is barely passable. But in the end, she actually went to sleep with a sixty-year-old man! Now it's even better! You dare to put a fierce horse statue out! Intimidate the saint! Dogs! Why don't you hurry up and put up dozens of pictures of today's mortal stars to crush Lao Tzu. You're just waiting for the silver comb in Lao Tzu's hand!I'll tidy up your ass!! huh!?" the Jade Emperor said fiercely.

"Oh!?The beauty of the stars at this time? I'm afraid not! Your Majesty! At this time, the stars are at war, and this is their December 1941, and in a few minutes, what kind of incitement will lead his "great RB Imperial Navy" to attack Pearl Harbor! At this time, there is only war, murder and rape everywhere, do you always want to see it?" replied helplessly.

Director Zhang also seems to know that the Earth is in the "Second World War" at this time. There was a brief silence......

The rotten ruler buttress is inexplicably energetic at this time...... I saw an ugly Japanese general appear on the screen: Matsui Ishine. This evil man is the chief culprit who indulged more than 100,000 subordinates and created the terrible "Nanjing Massacre"!

As he zoomed in on the picture, he shouted to the emperor, "This man's name is Matsui Ishone, who connived at hundreds of thousands of his soldiers and carried out a bloody massacre of other capitals! Your Majesty, do you want to send a team of sword mecha to destroy it!"

Director Zhang is a principled person, as they say: that is someone else's civilization, and we have no right to interfere. So I grabbed the old topic and didn't let go. He said angrily: "Don't talk about small stacks! What about beautiful women? Without beautiful women, Lao Tzu will soon go crazy!".

Beauty, beauty! As a last resort, I finally found a few pictures of the beauties of the fourth year of Fanxing, and all of them were cigarette cases, Rendan and the like.

The beauties on it are all exaggerated with ugly red faces......

"Lao Tzu! Xiao Duo'er! Kneel there at Lao Tzu's order! Lao Tzu is going to use this silver comb to enforce the family law! Wow, aa, aa, ......" Director Zhang howled angrily when he saw the ruler fooling him.

"Leader, leader, boss, big duck! Listen to the poor little stack of complaints! It's not too late to puppet this poor man! Woo woo woo ...... At this moment, Na Fan Xing is in the war years! Haven't you heard the cries of the Chinese college students in that Fan Xing? Yes, it is: North China is so big, but there is no way to put down a calm desk! The whole world is full of wolf smoke, and it is too late for women to run for their lives, so where can they find some beautiful women? Dress up pretty, and don't you know how to call the RB devil to insult yourself?... These pictures of cigarette Rendan may already be the last pure land in that chaotic world! The emperor of the puppet once again, let the emperor send him down, personally lead the department, and wave the stars! Slaughter Hitler, Tojo Hideki and the like! Woo woo ......woo oo woo

When Emperor Zhang Yu saw this little bee with such a high sense of justice, he couldn't help but be in awe......

Thinking of the lives of distant mortal stars. Tears filled his clothes helplessly, shaking his head and sighing............