Chapter 582: Drink, drink
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Chapter 582: Drink, drink
The car boss stuffed red envelopes through the crack in the door, each with two yuan in it. Mao Mao's hands were fast, and the swishing was snatched away, and then the door opened, and everyone snorted and rushed into the house.
"Take cigarettes and eat candy and fruitsβ" the fat man shouted, and he couldn't even squeeze it out.
Ye Ying sat on the kang shyly, and the yellow guy looked for shoes everywhere, and then put shoes on the road for the bride. I didn't turn it over for a long time, but in the end, I was still curious, and pointed to the kang qin with my hand, only to see the little boss holding a shoe and playing there as a boat.
Qiqi coaxed the shoes down, and Huang Xiaogang put them on Ye Yatou with his own hands, and then saluted the fat old man and the old Wu head, and the two of them acted as seniors, which were the representatives of Ye Ying's family. The fat man finally squeezed in, pulled the big braids, and had to ask the bride and groom to bow to them. Then Huang Xiaomen was asked to carry the bride out of the house and put it in the sedan chair, Qiqi shouted crisply to get up the sedan chair, and the four black men lifted the sedan chair.
The fat man led the white horse, walked in front, and behind it was the big sedan chair carried by the stupid ones, trembling and towering, the spectators were all amazed, and the wild boys were even more around the side, squeezing their eyebrows and teasing them.
In the back, there are drummers, the sound of the horn is shocking, the drum surface is almost broken, there are hundreds of people on both sides, and it is impossible to distinguish which is the one who sends the relatives and which one is the one who receives the relatives, and the scene is a bit chaotic.
Walking to the main road, just about to turn, I saw a jeep coming from the west of Tunzi, Ma Zhanshan and they got down from the car, and they were startled when they saw this formation.
"Don't stop the sedan chair and the horses, keep walking, Captain Li, hurry up and receive it." The car boss shouted, and Captain Li squeezed out of the crowd and ran to the front of Ma Zhanshan.
"It's so lively, I was worried about the desertion, so I came to cheer. Ma Zhanshan said with a smile.
"Hehe, they're all fat people, and if you get married, you just want to celebrate. As soon as Captain Li finished speaking, he saw another jeep driving on the road, and thought he was coming with Secretary Ma.
Unexpectedly, a middle-aged couple got out of the car, their faces were a little raw, and Captain Li remembered that it was Ye Ying's parents, and the fat man came when he got married.
He immediately realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly ran to the car owner: "It seems that he has come to disrupt the situation." Soon, the news reached the front, and even the horn stopped.
Ye Ying's parents walked up to the sedan chair and stopped it. Aunt Ye sneered a few times: "There is no one in the backer, get a few bears to look foreign here." β
"Don't put down the sedan chair, you can't break the rules-" The fat man snapped his eyes a few times, and then grinned: "Auntie, look at what you said, we don't need people at all." Come all the way, Xiaoyu, hurry up and ask for it at our house. β
"No need, I'm not here to visit your house today, we're here to take my daughter home. Ye Ying's father also had a calm face, and he was in a lawsuit.
The fat man scratched the back of his head, and he also felt a little scratching his head, isn't this good day a mess.
Rolling his eyes, the fat man glanced at the two fat men next to him. These wild boys swarmed up and surrounded Ye Ying's parents in the middle.
The sedan chair and the white horse immediately continued to move forward, and the speed increased significantly, no longer as slowly as before.
Surrounded by a group of hippie smiling little babies, Ye Ying's parents couldn't get out, so they couldn't reach out and hit the child. At this time, Captain Li led Secretary Ma over to introduce each other, and then chattered.
There was a sudden sound of firecrackers on the other side, crackling, Huang guy had already carried Ye Ying out of the sedan chair, and a group of little girls were holding five grains and grains, which were also mixed with colorful paper, and raised them to the heads of the bride and groom.
Fortunately, they are all acquaintances, and they didn't make it bad, otherwise they would have been beaten hard, and if the wheat particles hit the face, they would also burn.
put the bride on the kang, Qiqi and the others were responsible for moving the bedding and got a few red envelopes. Even the fat man has a share, he is considered to be his mother's brother, he twisted the light bulb, moved the curtains, and the car boss also handed him a red envelope: "Keep it for home and buy candy to eat, good-"
The car boss briefly presided over the ceremony, the young couple bowed three times to the parents of both sides, and the marriage certificate was placed on the lid of the cabinet.
Then, the car boss shouted: "Open the table-"
The first group was immediately in place, all of them were relatives or elders in the tunzi, occupying Wang Er's house and an empty house in the east, and the fat man's house became a place to write ritual accounts.
The four of them worked hard, put down the sedan chair and were led to the kitchen to eat a small stove, Qiqi and their little girls were with the fat old man, the old Wu Tou, Li Wuye and Wang Er's stunned grandfather, these four elders sat at a table, old and young happy.
Before the food was served, someone suddenly cried outside, this great joy was really frustrating, everyone rushed out to take a look, it turned out to be Ye Ying's mother, crying and making trouble, and looking for a rope to hang on the threshold.
It turned out that as soon as the banquet opened here, the little babies couldn't stand the test and broke up with a hula, so Ye Ying's mother was liberated and came to make trouble again.
The fat man almost exploded his lungs at the sight: I really haven't seen anything like this, it's worse than a rural shrew, and it's an official's wife! But he's a junior, and he's embarrassed to come forward. So he winked at Qiqi a few times, and Qiqi understood, and soon ran away.
The car boss approached the fat man: "What's the matter? It's the first time I've encountered this situation." β
"It's okay, what should I do, you beckon everyone to come into the house, let's start the banquet immediately, ignore her, dare to hang herself, I will find a rope." The fat man said with a grin, and his honest face also looked a little sinister.
The boss of the car also has a bottom in his heart: "Don't look at the excitement, everyone hasn't seen the spo, go into the house and have a banquet." Trumpeters, blow them all!"
Good guy, it's lively now, the trumpet craftsman puffed out his cheeks, the sound of the horn shook the sky, and Aunt Ye's cry was quickly drowned out in the loud horn.
The onlookers also entered the house, and in the courtyard, only the trumpet and Aunt Ye were singing against each other, and the east wind overwhelmed the west wind.
Aunt Ye didn't mean anything to cry when she saw it, she didn't have any fun acting without an audience, she was ruthless, and decided to go into the house and lift the table.
However, it is not easy to enter the house, only to see that the fat man at the door has already arranged two big security guards, one by one with red silk on their shoulders, big shoulders and round waists, and black and slimy brains and melon seeds swaying back and forth, which is not only a welcome guest, but also a security guard.
For the people who support the mountain, they are all welcomers, but for Aunt Ye, that is, the security guard, she pondered for a long time, but she didn't dare to enter the house.
I was ready to make a fuss, but now I can't make it out, seeing a group of half-sized children holding a square plate, going in and out in the sound of the horn, looking through the window glass, the chopsticks have been thrown inside, and her eyes are immediately angry.
Pulling out a wicker stick from the cane, Aunt Ye was about to smash the glass, anyway, the girl was in the house as if she didn't look at her as a mother, Aunt Ye was usually contaminated with a little bit of the habits of the official's wife, so after suffering this loss, she simply spilled it to the end.
Before she could reach the window, she heard the sound of the suona suddenly stop, and then the trumpeter ran away, and the drum beater didn't even want the drum, and ran behind without a trace.
Aunt Ye turned her head and looked: My mother, four leopards walked over, one by one with big mouths, red tongues, and yellow eyes, almost scared people to death.
Aunt Ye can't care about making trouble anymore, if she makes trouble again, she will die. Pulling Ye Ying and his father, he ran out of the yard with a smoke. The leopards seemed to recognize them, and followed them unhurriedly, escorting them to the jeep, and driving out of the mountain camp in a puff of smoke.
Then, the four leopards will lie down on the road, which is more powerful than the roadblockers, and if you have the courage, you can try to break through.
Aunt Ye viciously said "go back" to the driver, and when she made such a fuss, she didn't make any sweet and sour, and as a result, she was disgraced, which was really a bit embarrassing.
Someone had already sent the news back, and the car boss gave the fat man a thumbs up: "You kid is really damaged!"
"Hehe, what kind of people are treated, this time let's stop drinking at the happy bar. The fat man sat down steadily: "Tell you, today I am my mother's family, if anyone is not entertained well, I will not agree." β
"Then you are also fooled in the yard and cry and make trouble. Wang Sanpao laughed a few times.
Ye Ying was still a little worried, what kind of temper did her own mother-in-law have, she was too good in her heart, so she was fooled away, otherwise she couldn't say what would happen to her.
The turmoil subsided, and the festive atmosphere swelled rapidly, and after a while, a croaking board came, singing a happy song at the door, and a group of little babies listened around.
The fat man in the house also drank vigorously, everyone talked and laughed, and when Ye Ying and Huang Xiao filled everyone with wine, the atmosphere was also there.
The car boss held the wine bottle and made a noise in his mouth: "Fatty, you are two-faced, you have to drink two cups, and good things come in pairs." β
The fat man drank a lot of wine, picked up a cup in one hand, opened the bow left and right, poured it into his mouth, and swallowed it into his stomach together. Huang said with a smile: "Fat brother drink another one, make a Sanyang Kaitai." β
"What two or three cups, pour as much as you drink, I am not drunk with a thousand cups. The fat man picked up another cup and threw it into his mouth.
"Fat brother, I will respect you twice as much, and drink the four seasons of peace. Ye Ying poured him another cup.
The fat man was really unambiguous, he drank four cups in a row, and his face did not change and his heart was still beating. Qiqi at the table next to him jumped over and stuffed a ball into his mouth: "Fat uncle, hurry up and add a cover, there will be five blessings in a while, six or six Shun, seven stars shine high, eight directions into wealth, ninety-nine to one." β
Everyone laughed, and the fat man shook his head: "It's okay, as long as there is no ambush on all sides, I'm not afraid, I'm happy today, drink-"