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Chapter 583: Flower Candle in the Cave Room

I like wine and I am intoxicating, the fat man left a cup, another cup, I don't know how much I drank, and finally I was a little dizzy, and I was clumsy and chubby and went home, and slept until night.

After getting up, I drank some honey water, and then I felt a little hungry, and rummaged through the bowl shelf, and there was nothing to eat in it.

The fat man cooked some porridge, threw a few salted duck eggs in the pot, and cut a plate of chicken gizzard and foie gras with sauce, as well as pickled spicy cabbage or something, and served them all to the table.

Several old men were not polite, and each of them drank a bowl of porridge, and finally left half a basin for Qiqi and the others. Wiping his mouth, the fat man went to Ye Ying and Huang Guy's cave room to have some fun. I guess it's having a good time right now.

When you go into the house, you know, it's a room full of people, there's no place to sit, everyone is standing. Many little babies are still probing their brains at the door to see what is fresh.

The fat man scratched his brain: What if there is a scene that is not suitable for children? So he shouted: "The Legend of the Condor Heroes has started, why are you still here." ”

This voice is better than anything else, and the little baby in the house immediately walked away. The fat man came in: "Where's the progress?"

I saw Ye Ying holding a box of matches in her hand, and she was lighting cigarettes for everyone one by one, a pile of matches on the ground, and the yellow guy next to her was holding a box of big front doors, giggling vigorously.

Lighting a cigarette is a must-pass for a new daughter-in-law, and she is very patient and wise. Those who smoke are full of tricks, some blow matches, blow hard into the cigarette holder, some wet the front of the cigarette, and some pick holes under the cigarette holder, and they can't do it, often making the new daughter-in-law cry and laugh.

Finally, it was the turn of the fat man, he sat in the second row of rows, with a small cigarette in the corner of his mouth, Ye Ying brought the match over, and before he could move to the place, the match was extinguished at once.

"Fat brother, you are a big uncle, why are you still messing with your brother and daughter-in-law!" Li Suozi shouted with a grin.

"If you talk about it from my family Xiaoyu, I have to call Ye Ying sister. It's not big or small for three days of marriage, and you blew out a few matches just now, and you blew it just now. The fat man slashed and beaten, and Li Suozi shrank his neck, not daring to squeak again.

Ye Ying struck another match, just got in front of the cigarette butt, but it went out again, Ye Ying looked left and right, and no one blew the wind, it must be a fat man, so he glared at his little eyes: "Xiaoyu, don't care about your fat man." ”

"I'm wronged, you see I didn't move. The fat man looked innocent, but in fact, he directly made a small droplet of water and stuck it to the matchhead, so it was strange that it was not extinguished.

"If you can't light this one again, see if I don't burn your eyebrows directly!" Ye Ying also let out cruel words, the fat man stuck his eyes, and he didn't dare to make ghosts again.

After lighting the cigarettes, everyone shouted to drink a glass of wine, and the wine cups were ready, connected by a red head rope. Ye Ying and Huang Xiao each held one, Huang Xiao was in a hurry, and he dried the wine in one sip, and then brightened the bottom of the cup, and there was not a drop left.

"It's not this way to drink, drink again, hand over a glass of wine, a family drinks half of their own first, and then exchanges the wine glass, and drinks the other half, this is called a glass of wine!"

There was no way, so he had to fill it up again, Huang Xiaoren hurt his daughter-in-law, and knew that Ye Ying couldn't drink, so he drank everything in his own cup, and Ye Ying took a small sip. So the two glasses of wine were basically drunk by the yellow guy.

Then, the boys shouted for the bride and groom to perform traditional programs such as "Lion Rolling Hydrangea" and "Monkey on a High-Rise Building", but were stopped by the fat man: "What era is this, it's the eighties, and the old things don't want anymore." ”

Ye Ying and Huang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: It's still a good guy to be a fat brother.

Then, I saw the fat man take out a mountain red from his pocket, hand it to Li Suozi, and muttered a few words in his ear. Li Suozi was so happy that he wanted to jump high: the fat man's idea was too much-too-too bad.

The fat man is decades behind them, and the tricks of the haunted house are changing with each passing day, and of course there are many ghost ideas.

Li Suozi found a red head rope, tied the mountain red to it, and carried it into the air: "The bride and groom below grab the fruit and taste the fruit of love together, everyone is welcome——"

At this moment, the people next to him also understood that this was no different from kissing, so they all slapped their hands vigorously and coaxed.

Ye Ying and Huang Xiaogang are also a little embarrassed, this mountain red is too small, if it is replaced by apples, it will be almost the same. Ye Ying also saw the fat man biting his ears with Li Suozi just now, and knew that this bad idea was from him, and he hated it so much: "How about calling the fat brother and Xiaoyu first?"

"Don't talk about this, today you are the protagonists, if you give up the new house to the two of us, I will bite. The fat man kicked the ball back with a hippie smile.

"Hurry up, it's midnight for a while, and no one wants to sleep until the show is over!" Li Suozi said babblingly, **A moment is worth a thousand gold.

The little couple had no choice, so they had to slowly turn their mouths red into the mountains. Even Ye Ying, who is usually so spicy, is so ashamed that her face is flushed.

Seeing that his mouth was about to be touched, he suddenly stretched out a small fluffy paw, dragged the mountain red down, and put it in his mouth to eat.

When everyone looked, it was the little boss squatting on the shoulders of the big pigtails.

"Chain, you can continue this show, eat red fruits with the little boss. Immediately someone started to heckle.

Li Suozi was a little annoyed, it was about to come to the most critical moment, a third party stepped in, you said that it was not annoying.

The fat man leaned on his ear again, and Li Suozi had a wicked smile on his face again, and went to the outhouse to find a wine bottle, filled it with water, and then threw a chopstick inside.

"You two are going to live together in the future, and you must think together and work together. Let's check it out. Seeing that this chopstick is missing, you two must work together to get it out of the bottle, and you can't use your hands!"

Everyone was stunned at first, did not react, after a long time, this was a bang, this idea is too amazing, chopsticks and wine bottles are high on one side, it is difficult to hold with fingers, and do not allow hands, then only the two sides with their tongues, together to pull out the chopsticks.

Ye Ying and Huang were also dumbfounded, who thought of this idea, it was too lacking in morality. glared at the fat man fiercely, and the two of them simply sat on the kang.

Everyone is not in a hurry, alas, let's just rely on it and see who can't stand it in the end.

The big pigtail saw that they were too noisy, so he simply dragged the bigfoot sister-in-law to the outhouse to make the children and grandchildren of the young couple to make longevity noodles. This is also a must for newlyweds, and there are generally Quanhe people to do it, that is, there are parents and in-laws, women with husbands in the middle, babies below, and sisters-in-law with big feet all these things, so they make longevity noodles for the little couple.

The children and grandchildren are brought from the fat man's house before getting on the sedan chair, some places are dumplings, some places are white-flour buns, and the northeast is yellow-flour dry food.

Before the longevity noodles were ready, the little couple finally lost the battle, and they couldn't rely on these guys. The two of them had to go to the front of the bottle, the bottle was placed on a bench, the two of them squatted one by one, Huang guy first poked the chopsticks with his tongue, the chopsticks first sank and then floated, jumping up more than an inch high, Huang guy's tongue stretched out, but Ye Yatou was shy, a step late, and the chopsticks fell back into the bottle.

Everyone roared, and the two had to start over again, trying more than ten times before they successfully licked the chopsticks out of the bottle.

"Okay-" The fat man took the lead and slapped his face, and then the bigfoot sister-in-law came in with a plate of dry food and a bowl of noodles: "Okay, don't make trouble, tell the little two to rest quickly after eating!"

Ye Yatou picked up a dry food and took a bite, and more than a dozen people shouted together: "Are you alive or not?"

This is also the old rule, you must say "birth" before you can have children in the future. Ye Ying raised her voice and shouted: "Sheng-" and then ate with a red face amid the laughter of everyone.

Then Bigfoot's sister-in-law pushed people out one by one, and a few young men were still unsatisfied, so Bigfoot's sister-in-law threatened: "If anyone doesn't leave again, he wants to ask me to introduce him to someone in the future." ”

When those guys heard this, they all obediently left. The fat man said twice: "I'm married, don't bother my sister-in-law to introduce me, I'll sit for a while." ”

The big pigtail pulled his ears with a smile and dragged the fat man away.

Sister-in-law went to the outhouse to check again, and took out the Li lock from the back of the water tank: "I know that your kid is willing to listen to the room, hurry up and go home for me!"

Li Suozi bared his teeth and was pulled out by his sister-in-law with big feet, he is different from the fat man, the big braid is a bluff, and he has no strength in his hands at all, and the sister-in-law is really dead.

The outsiders were gone, Ye Ying and Huang Xiaomen swept the peanuts, dates, chestnuts and other things on the kang onto the kang, and then prepared to sleep. When the quilt was spreading, I suddenly saw a small hair ball in the kang qin, and after a closer look, it turned out that the little boss was lying there asleep.

When the big pigtail walked away, he patronized and pulled the fat man and forgot about this little guy.

Ye Ying simply put the little guy on the kang tip, anyway, it is still small, I don't know what's going on, and I don't have to worry about being inappropriate for children. Two people have been through ups and downs, it is not easy to come together, and today the cave room is full of candles, and the room is naturally full of spring.

A long drought and nectar, meeting old acquaintances in other places, spending candles in the cave room, and inscribed on the gold list are the four great joys of life, which are indeed worth cherishing.

When the fat man came home, a group of little babies were watching TV in the East House, all looking forward to the appearance of the old naughty boy, but the old naughty boy did not come out, and the fat man came back, brought them a pot of wild fruits, and sprinkled the candy in their pockets for them. These guys besieged Aunt Ye today, and their performance was also remarkable, but the fly in the ointment was that they failed to withstand the temptation in the end.

After sitting for a while, the fat man poked his big braids, and then went back to the Westroom to sleep, and when he slammed the door, the fat man smiled and said, "Let's come back to the cave room tonight to spend candles." ”