Chapter 6 Confucius Thief?
In the afternoon of the second half of the day, the guests were basically gone, and Xiao Guo was cleaning up the leftovers, when Xing Zhutou came to the door with Xiao Liu. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, isn't this Xing Da catching heads?"
Lao Xing hurriedly laughed, "It's me, it's me, Miss Guo, I'm sorry for yesterday's incident." ”
"It's okay, what do you want to eat today?"
Chu Nan looked at Xiao Guo talking so well, and felt very unreal, where did the Guo woman who dared to break the sky go?
Not only Chu Nan, everyone in the inn didn't expect Xiao Guo to be so kind, seeing this, Lao Xing also breathed a sigh of relief:
"Listen to Miss Guo, whatever you give us, we will eat. ”
This time, Xiao Guo smiled even brighter, "Listen to me, that's okay, there is still half a steamed bun left by the guest, let's eat it." ”
Sure enough, retribution is the true nature of this girl.
Xing Zhutou reluctantly took the half of the steamed bun, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Little Liu, aren't you hungry, come..."
It's a pity that Xiao Guo directly blocked him, "This is a special honor for you, Xing Da catches the head." ”
Xing Zhutou reaped the consequences, so he could only stuff the steamed buns into his mouth.
"Master!"
Xing Zhutou waved his hand, signaling his apprentice not to speak, and then took two more bites, choking and staring at him for a while.
"Is it delicious?"
"The noodles are quite tense, but they are too dry, do you have anything to drink?" Xing Zhutou said vaguely.
"Okay, there's still half a bowl of soup left over from the guests, let's drink it!"
With a bang, half a bowl of egg drop soup was placed in front of Xing Zhutou, and due to the excessive strength, it also splashed out of the young and old.
Lao Xing hesitated for half a second, but decided to swallow his anger.
And Xiao Liuzi saw that his master was insulted again and again, and he could still bear it when he was young and vigorous, so he pulled out his knife on the spot:
"I'll fight with you!"
This is in Xiao Guo's arms, and he is worried that he has no chance to go crazy.
"Overwhelming!"
Hey, it's just that this Xiao Guo is too insignificant.
Suddenly, Chu Nan appeared between the two, blocking Xiao Guo with one hand and grabbing Xiao Liu with the other.
"Okay, don't mess around, and don't be afraid of people's jokes. ”
Chu Nan's faint words sounded in the ears of the two, and the two of them woke up like a dream. Especially Xiao Guo, although her strength is not good, but her vision is high, in her opinion, Chu Nan's light skills can definitely stand out from the crowd.
Lao Xing, who had been sitting on the side, also saw Chu Nan's skills, and his eyes were waiting to come out: his mother is here, and his feelings are still a super master.
"Chu, Chu shopkeeper. ”
"Okay, that's the end of this matter, how about Xing Zhutou?"
How dare Xing Zhutou disobey, after saying sorry, he pulled Xiaoliu and left, as for Guo Furong, he didn't dare to blow up, he honestly cleaned up the table, and a storm disappeared.
However, Xiao Guo's matter is over, and Chu Nan's troubles have just begun. Nonsense, several people in the inn saw Chu Nan do it, of course, this is also Chu Nan's intention, after all, the days when you can only be a mascot every day with nothing to do are really bad, so at least it won't be so boring.
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"Everyone, although I look like Pan An, I am better than Zijian, but can you not keep staring at me, there is a lot of pressure. ”
"Cut!"
When everyone found out that Chu Nan was still that Chu Nan, they were relieved, after all, everyone was a prodigal son in the rivers and lakes, so why bother to delve into other people's secrets?
However, Big Mouth obviously had other thoughts, and saw him bring a plate of hard dishes with a smirk on his face.
"Second shopkeeper, this is the sweet and sour loin I specially made for you, you can taste it. ”
As the so-called courtesy to others, there must be something to ask for!
But seeing the big mouth so flattering, Chu Nan couldn't help but shudder, and then Chu Nan heard a cold snort, and when he looked back, it turned out to be the cautious shopkeeper Tong, who was declaring his supremacy.
Chu Nan knew that he would not express his intention to designate the shopkeeper to wear small shoes, so he hurriedly sent the sweet and sour tenderloin to the shopkeeper:
"Come, Sister Xiangyu, it's better for you to try it first. ”
Tong Xiangyu was very satisfied with Chu Nan's approach, and pretended to be reserved and sandwiched a piece of tenderloin, but as soon as he put it in his mouth, he exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Oh, what is this, it's sour." ”
Seeing the exaggerated acting skills, Chu Nan of course knew that he was banging on the big mouth, and the few people next to him were afraid of harming the pond fish, so they either lowered their heads to pick up the rice, or looked left and right, only the big mouth was still shouting: "Impossible, I tasted it before it came out of the pot, it was just right." ”
Tong Xiangyu slapped the table, "You dare to talk back, believe it or not, let Zhantang order you." ”
Bai Zhantang was picking up rice in his mouth, and when he heard this, he coughed again and again, "That, eat, eat." ”
Tong Xiangyu himself felt a little too much, so the meal ended hastily in this embarrassment.
After dinner, Tong Xiangyu went back to the room, and the atmosphere in the inn was more harmonious.
Big Mouth is gone, Xiao Guo is busy cleaning up the table, Xiucai begins to settle the accounts, Lao Bai goes to the backyard to chop wood, and even Xiaobei starts to do homework.
But I don't know if the homework is too difficult, or Xiaobei didn't study hard, I saw this little girl scratching her ears and cheeks, and she didn't hold back a word for a long time.
"What are you going to write? I have finished cleaning up the desk, and you haven't started writing yet?" Xiao Guo on the side said curiously.
Xiaobei immediately cried with a sad face: "Admission article, my sister-in-law asked me to be admitted to White Horse Academy." ”
Guo Furong sneered: "Then read it directly, what kind of article do you write?"
"That's the best academy within a radius of 500 miles, there are many rules, the registration fee alone is three dollars of silver, if I can't pass the exam, my sister-in-law has to give me a hurry, maybe let Brother Bai clean me up." "Obviously, this little girl doesn't have a good impression of that Laoshi Academy.
Xiao Guo's eyes rolled and showed a treacherous smile: "Then sister, how about I help you write this article?"
"Is that you?
Hearing the little girl's ridicule, Guo Furong immediately became angry and joked, is Miss Ben both civil and military?
"Come, pen and ink waiting!"
Xiao Guo held his breath and concentrated, and then moved the pen like flying, but he still couldn't change the dog's hand.
"Come, see. ”
"Hole thief?" the little girl wondered.
"This is 'Kong Fu'!"
"What do you mean?"
"I'll help you sing the praises of the Holy Teacher, and as soon as the gentleman is happy, I'll admit you to school. ”
"Really, thank you, Sister Guo. ”
"Alright, alright, let's go play. ”
"Oh, long live Sister Guo, let's go play. ”
What do you call a deer a horse? What do you mean to tell a lie with your eyes open? But if you deceive a child like this, won't your conscience hurt?
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The moon is in the middle of the sky, the roof of the inn.
The big mouth drank the stuffy wine, gnawed on the sauce elbow, and sighed at the same time.
Chu Nan didn't know when he appeared beside him.
"Ahem, what, why don't you invite me to drink some?"
Big Mouth woke up suddenly, "Second shopkeeper, when did you come?"
"What, what's on your mind?"
"It's okay, I just can't sleep. ”
Chu Nan glanced at the big mouth, this kid is also a strange thing, he sees the stitches and the wind makes the rudder slip more than anyone else, but he is illiterate, uneducated, and anyone in the entire inn can teach him two sentences, so he is in a state of extreme inferiority all the year round, and he still refuses to accept his fate, he is so ambitious, he wants to ascend to the sky in one step, and he is extremely inferior and extremely self-respecting at the same time. Chu Nan dared to assert that if this kid once gained power, it was very likely that he would swell sharply and then self-destruct.
"Big mouth, do you want to be literate?"
"Huh?"
The big mouth is obviously boring, how can he run to literacy after a good conversation?
"If you want to change your destiny, tomorrow is here and now, and it is not too late. ”
After saying that, Chu Nan disappeared on the roof.
And at the moment when Chu Nan disappeared, Tong Xiangyu actually came up with a lunch box....