"Guo Furong, come out for me!"

With Tong Xiangyu's shouting, Xiao Guo came out of the backyard in a panic, but when he saw the pile of test papers in Tong Xiangyu's hand, his heart suddenly became weak, and he was about to run back. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Lao Bai, take it for me!"

"Order!"

Lao Bai flew up and grabbed Xiao Guo, and then escorted him to the long table in the lobby.

"Shopkeeper, what's going on?" Chu Nan asked.

"You don't care, now call everyone here and have a meeting."

Everyone gathered in the lobby, looking at Tong Xiangyu with a serious face, and Lao Bai holding Xiao Guo, I don't know why.

Tong Xiangyu waved his hand, Lao Bai immediately let go of Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo knew that he couldn't dodge, so he simply broke the jar and fell, and the big horn sat on the bench.

With a snap, Tong Xiangyu slapped the stack of test papers on the table, and now everyone saw the article on the test papers, especially the opening title - Confucius Thief, which is really unspeakably ironic.

"Did you write that?"

"yes."

"Why are you doing that?"

Xiao Guo said nonchalantly: "No, you can write if you want to." ”

Syllable!

"Say it again!"

Xiao Guo's tone immediately increased three degrees: "No why, write if you want to, do what you want!" I will bear the consequences alone, take it! ”

Everyone thought that Tong Xiangyu was going to explode, but they didn't expect her to laugh inexplicably.

Lao Bai, who was familiar with Tong Xiangyu, couldn't help but shudder, his first reaction was that Tong Xiangyu was mad and laughed angrily, but the next sentence made him completely dumbfounded.

"Xiao Guo, you are really amazing."

"Huh?!"

Tong Xiangyu didn't care about everyone's expressions, and laughed breathlessly, "Of the more than seventy students, Xiaobei was admitted alone, just because of that Kong Fu." ”

"That word is a thief."

As the only talent in the store, Lu Qinghou picked up the article and read it.

"Xiao Guo criticized the old master for a while in the article, but I didn't expect to fall into the arms of Mr., hahaha, very beautiful, very beautiful."

Lu Xiucai roughly flipped through it, and it was indeed like what the shopkeeper said, but then he couldn't understand it even more, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"Mr. is engaged in Lao Zhuang, you all know Lao Zhuang, right?"

"You know, isn't it Zhu Bajie's place?"

When everyone looked back, it turned out to be Li Dazui.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Isn't that right? ”

Lao Bai, who hasn't studied much seriously on the side, is also unknown, Gao Laozhuang, isn't it the realm of Zhu Bajie?

"Hahaha, people are engaged in ~ Lao Zhuang, Lao Zhuang!"

Xiucai smiled, he understood, in the final analysis, it was a thousand-year-old dispute between Confucianism and Taoism, and the conflict between Confucianism and Taoism in terms of concepts, and finally developed into mutual attacks, you live and die.

"Xiucai, what's going on?"

Faced with the big mouth and Lao Bai who asked him, Xiucai, who was a good teacher, of course wanted to show off, but he thought about it, this matter is not something that can be explained clearly in one sentence or two sentences, how can it be divided into five chapters and three chapters and seventy-two sections, so he will slowly explain it after he shirks it.

But those two are just interested in this matter, plus a whim, in other words, three minutes of heat, who has the heart to go back and listen to Xiucai's long tirade, and it doesn't matter.

But the shopkeeper was really happy, he ran over and took Xiao Guo's hand and didn't let it go, and the beautiful words in his mouth couldn't stop popping out:

"Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo, you really deserve to be a show of wisdom, both civil and military..."

Xiao Guo was like losing his soul, but he didn't expect that the previous retaliation would become the help of the "enemy", and he really held a big grass.

"I don't dare to be, I don't dare to be, I also embarked on the road of literature by accident..."

"Hey, you're welcome, there's a final exam after admission, and you're also in charge."

"Huh?!"

。。。。。

In the middle of the moon, the people in the inn were basically resting.

At this time, a fat figure secretly climbed to the top of the building.

"You're here."

"I'm coming."

"How's it going, have you made up your mind?"

Hearing Chu Nan's question, he lowered his head with a big mouth, "I, I've thought about it, I'm really not the material for studying." ”

"I'll just ask you, do you want to learn?"

"Yes."

"That's good."

A white light flew out of Chu Nan's fingertips, and it directly sank into the big mouth's head.

"What you get depends on your creation."

Chu Nan strolled back, leaving only the roof of the big and stupid.

If you want to say why Chu Nan chose Big Mouth, first, he feels pitiful, and second, Big Mouth also has his shining point.

Not to mention anything else, just honoring one's parents is difficult for others in the inn to compare. As the saying goes, the world is big, and parents are the biggest, and people who honor their parents are always worthy of looking at them differently. Another point is to respect the teacher, in the play, the big mouth shows respect for the liar master's "Ten Slaps to the Dragon" or the food god Zhuge Kongfang, which is also rare.

As for what Chu Nan taught, there is nothing to hide, a few Mengxue books found from Xiaobei, and a few breathing methods found from the Taoist classics he used to read, and his big mouth is not very bright, so even if you engrave it in his mind, he can't understand something that is too profound, the more basic and simple the better.

。。。。。。

When Chu Nan went downstairs, he found that there was still light in the lobby, and it turned out that Xiao Guo was fighting at night, writing the test papers for Xiao Bei's exam.

As soon as Chu Nan wanted to go over to say hello, he saw Lao Bai, dressed in pajamas and a coat, walking in from outside the door with a lantern.

"I've been around this three times, and you haven't finished writing yet?"

Xiao Guo also couldn't say it, "Today's children are really pitiful, the exam is so difficult." ”

Lao Bai threw his coat aside and laughed: "How can you be pitiful child." ”

Xiao Guo slapped the brush on the table, "What do you mean?" ”

"If I were you, I wouldn't want to live for a long time, and I would shoot myself in the foot."

"Enough, Bai Zhantang, you're going too far!"

In anger, Xiao Guo directly grabbed his head, and after a while, his hair bun fell apart.

The old white mouth is so cheap, and he still jokes without knowing whether he is alive or dead: "Look at your messy hair, you don't know, you still think I you, come, brother pour you some water." ”

Xiao Guo Bei bit her teeth lightly, and suddenly thought of a "clever plan", only to see her untie her hair rope and untie her belt, and muttered in her mouth:

"Oh, what's wrong with my hair, what's wrong with my belt? Who will help me loosen my clothes and untie them? ”

As she spoke, she threw her belt over, and Lao Bai was also stupid, and subconsciously caught the belt.

"You, what are you going to do?"

"What do you think I'm going to do?"

Lao Bai reacted and immediately threw the belt back in his hand, "It's none of my business, I can't afford to provoke and hide." "I'm going to run.

It's a pity that this little Guo is crazy and dares to do anything, and he doesn't even care about his reputation.

I saw her pounce directly on Lao Bai, entangled him deadly, and then shouted loudly:

"Someone, help, it's rude!"