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Chapter 364: The Newlyweds

The fat man was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by a knock on the door. He put on his clothes and pushed the door open, and with a whew, a dark shadow threw himself into his arms, startling the fat man.

After a closer look, it turned out to be ugly, and the fat man couldn't help muttering: "Lao Tzu is the groom today, you can't tell me to rest for a day!"

The ugly ugly obviously doesn't know what the groom is about, mainly because he is still too young, and he won't let go of the fat man's trousers with his mouth. The fat man had no tricks, so he had to lead him to run two laps in the tunzi.

The early risers made noise when they saw the fat man: "Look at the fat man's beauty, he will be happy when he gets up in the morning——"

At breakfast, who comes to eat, when doing happy events, those who come to help do not eat at home, the fat man is not an outsider, and the food is very good, who does not eat him.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the sky had just dawned, and before the sun came out, the large army of relatives was ready to go. Two small jeeps and three big liberation cars, all of which are sitting on them, together, just make up one hundred and eight generals of the Water Margin. Such a welcoming team can be called mighty.

There is a big red flower tied in front of each car, which is two circles larger than the sea bowl, and you can see that it is a vehicle to welcome relatives.

The boss of the car put everyone together, told the family that the firecrackers and everything were ready, and the couplets were also pasted, and then the fat man was beckoned to set off.

The fat man also looks particularly energetic today, wearing a processed Zhongshan suit, making an exception on his feet and boarding a pair of big leather shoes, the guy also looks like a dog, and is particularly rich, everyone says that the fat man has a blessed appearance.

Sitting in Ye Haibo's car, the fat man took a look, and there were little girls sitting in the back row, all of them were all flowery, with small red flowers on their heads, and their faces were as bright as flowers.

The fat man pinched their faces one by one: "There are virgins, why are there no virgins?" ”

The little girl didn't let her share, stretched out her little slap and touched the big red flower on the fat man's chest, Qiqi smiled and said, "Fat uncle, I'm happy today!"

"Hehe, of course, when you little girls grow up, you can feel it on the day you get married. ”

The five cars were speeding through the county, and in more than an hour, they arrived in the county. Stopped at the mouth of the alley with big braids, Hula, more than 100 people jumped out of the car, and the black pressure was overwhelming.

The fat man walked in front with his head held high, and the big red flower on his chest trembled suddenly. When I arrived at the door of the pigtailed house, the door was closed. The fat man opened his throat and howled: "Mom, open the door!" This is the rule of receiving relatives, and you must change your mouth before you can open the door.

As soon as the courtyard door opened, Ye Ying stood behind the door with a spring breeze on her face, glanced at the fat man up and down, and then grinned: "The fat brother is the most energetic today!"

"People are in good spirits when they are happy. Without waiting for the fat man to speak, the young man Huang came up and was close to Ye Yingtao.

The fat man pulled him aside: "Who doesn't know if they're married!"

When I entered the house, there was also a room of people, and more than a dozen people including the fat car boss, Wang Sanpao, and Ye Haibo squeezed in. The other brigades of people who sent off relatives could only wait in the courtyard or outside the gate.

Qiqi and their little girls finally squeezed in, and Qiqi muttered vigorously in his small mouth: "I knew that it was good to bring Ben Ben, it can squeeze the most." ”

After the fat man entered the house, he first met with the seven aunts and eight aunts, the third uncle and the second uncle and others, and then fell on the big braid.

I saw the big braid sitting in the kang, blushing and bowing his head. It turned out that the large braid that had been combed had spread out and was coiled on the head, with a red plastic flower on it. When a woman is the most beautiful, it is the day she becomes a bride, and the happiness from the heart is definitely the most likable.

The face was lightly rubbed with a layer of rouge, and the lips were slightly red, which was more delicate than the pure appearance of the past.

"Hurry up and put on the bride's shoes!" the car owner shouted loudly, according to the local custom, the groom should put shoes on the bride when receiving the bride. And in order to add to the festive atmosphere, it is generally necessary to hide the shoes, or put them under the quilt, or hide them under the kang qin, which must be found by the groom.

The fat man searched for a long time, but he didn't see where the big pigtailed shoes were hidden, and his head was a little sweaty. Looking at the big braid, I saw that her eyes glanced like the kang qin, and the fat man immediately opened the kang qin door and pulled out a pair of red leather shoes from it.

Carefully put on the shoes for the braids, and the car boss put the family members who went to send their relatives, Secretary Wang and Mrs. Wang could not follow, and the others went to a total of thirteen people, including the braids, of course.

The fat man took out a Shanghai watch from his pocket, it was a Kun watch, specially designed for ladies, small and exquisite, and it cost nearly 200 yuan.

Gently pulling up the big braid's wrist, the fat man solemnly put the watch on the big braid. The big braid also took out a watch and put it on the fat man's hand and neck, which was regarded as an official exchange gift.

The car boss said again, and then asked the fat man to go to the kang to hug the big braids. According to local customs, the bride gets on and off the bus, and the groom has to hold her.

Of course, the fat man couldn't be frightened, so he grabbed the legs of the big braid with one hand, put the other hand on the back of her neck, and picked it up lightly. The big pigtails have long been ashamed, and the face is tight into the fat man's broad chest.

Holding the big braid, the fat man was also excited in his heart, and couldn't help but bow his head and call out at the root of the big braid's ear: "Wife." But someone next to her still heard it, and Ye Ying's girl giggled vigorously.

From the pigtail house to the mouth of the alley, there is also half a street, and the fat man walks all the way with the big braid, and his face does not change. Everyone praised it: "It's a good physique." ”

"Haha, even if the two of them are upside down, they can still hug, and the groom is very energetic at this time!" Li Suozi shouted next to him, causing everyone to laugh.

Put the big pigtail in the jeep, the fat man sat side by side, and next to him sat a little fat man, who was the uncle and nephew of the big pigtail, who was pressed into the sedan chair. On the other side of the big braid sat little Kiki, whose little face was like a red apple.

The big braid put the little hand into the fat man's big hand, and the fat man could feel that the current Xiaoyu was happy and contained shyness and expectation, this feeling was too wonderful.

In this way, the two held hands all the way and returned to Gushantun. Before the car to pick up the relatives stopped, the two firecrackers carried on the gate of the fat man's house were ignited. There was a crackling sound like popping beans, and pale blue smoke flew along with the red confetti.

There are two kicks on both sides of the door, all of them are held with their hands, and they are loosened with their thumbs and index fingers, and the first one explodes in the hand, and then the medicine plays a role, and the second kick collapses into the sky, and it explodes again.

When the artillery battle was over, there was a hula, and people were surrounded on both sides of the gate, all holding grains in their hands, mixed with fragments cut from multicolored paper. Most of them are half-sized, and they like to join in the fun.

Seeing this posture, the fat man didn't dare to get out of the car, and he screamed inside: "No one can fight, they all go high!"

Seeing that the little arms outside still didn't let go, the fat man had to shout again: "Tell you these things, if anyone dares to fight, wait for school later!"

When the wild boys heard this, they obediently put their hands down, no way, who called the big pigtails their teacher.

The car boss rushed over from the car behind, holding a red envelope in his hand and handing it to the fat boy. When the fat boy came, he was also taught: give a red envelope and say why you can't get out of the car.

mixed a red envelope from the car boss's hand, and the fat boy handed it to Qiqi, who was not polite, Lele accepted it, and then jumped out of the car hand in hand.

The fat man also got out of the car, then picked up his big braids, and slowly moved into the house in the welcome of everyone. Those wild boys were quite obedient, no one dared to fight, they all raised the grains high, and then fell freely.

The fat man and the big braid immediately covered their heads with multicolored paper, and they were festive when they looked at it.

There are two or three hundred people watching the excitement on both sides, on the one hand, the fat man is popular, and on the other hand, because the big braid is a teacher in the village and is deeply loved by the villagers.

When he arrived at the door of the house, Captain Li held a vat of liquor in his hand and sprinkled it into the brazier, and the entire brazier immediately burst into blue flames, but the flames were not high.

The fat man swooped over the brazier, and after entering the house, he said that the big braid was put on the kang, which was called Zafu. This is really hard work, a whole day of work, the bride is not allowed to go to the ground, not even to go to the toilet.

However, the fat man does not pay attention to these happy events, and it will be lively, so the big pigtails do not need to be like other people's new daughters-in-law, who dare not drink water in the morning, and can only eat a few eggs to fill their stomachs.

My mother's family invited them to the house, and they were very satisfied when they saw that there was a TV and a tape recorder in the house. When he came, Secretary Wang had already explained to them: no one can come to look for trouble.

Then, it was up to the mother's family to move the bedding and turn on the light bulb. The car boss pinched a handful of red envelopes and threw them out, while spreading the tent with all the people.

Quanhe people are old and young, played by the big foot sister-in-law, the first sprinkle is the big red dates and chestnuts, take the homonym of "jujube chestnut" and "early lizi". While sprinkling, he also recited a happy song in his mouth: "A handful of chestnuts, a handful of dates, the small ones follow the big ones......"

Bigfoot sister-in-law finished sprinkling jujube chestnuts, it should be the car boss's son who sprinkled grains, and there is also a set of tastings in it, which has been handed down from the old generation:

Spread the tent east, the curtain is deep and the candle shadow is red, the good atmosphere is lush and long, and the painting hall is a spring breeze every day.

Sprinkle the west of the tent, the brocade tassels hang down at the four corners, and when you open it, you can see Chang'e's face, but you lose but Xianlang catches the branches.

Scattering the tent south, it is good to be happy and delayed, the cool moon is good and the wind is cool, and the double township is with Pei Yi Nan.

Sprinkle the tent north, Jinjin has a little color between the eyebrows, the warmth of the hibiscus tent **, and Yue'e invites the toad palace guests.

On the tent, the cross-necked mandarin ducks are divided into two pairs, and from now on, Ye Wei bear has a good dream, and he sees the pearl in his palm.

In the tent, a pair of jade hibiscus in the moon, as if meeting a goddess tonight, surrounded by clouds, Wu Peak.

Under the tent, I saw that the Golden Light Society, tonight's auspicious dream will follow, and the price of the boy will be set in the coming year.

Before the tent, the heavy is neither fog nor smoke, the fragrance is golden, and the gold meets the fairy.

After the tent, the husband and wife are harmonious and conservative, and the husband and wife never sing with each other, and do not make the lion roar in the east of the river.

When he finished sprinkling, even the fat man sighed a few times: Uncle boss doesn't know how to read, how did he write this down!

(Hehe, it's so easy for a fat man to get married, it's not easy to get into the cave room)