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Chapter 365: The Cave House

After finishing the rituals that should be carried out, and then began to start the banquet, the first wave is to entertain the mother's family, because there are two tables, so it is at the fat man's house, and there is a table on the kang to accompany the big pigtails to eat, and there is a table on the ground.

The two fat men brought them up to the table, and then brought the table plates. There are four plates in total, a plate of cigarettes, a plate of peanuts, a plate of persimmons, and a plate of pear pieces, all with sticks on them. Because the dishes have to wait for a while, you can't be idle.

Captain Li and Wang Sanpao accompanied a table, Ye Haibo and Hou Jianxi accompanied a table, according to local customs, you must use a wine accompaniment, and the amount of wine must be large. Otherwise, it is not good to accompany the mother's family, and it is time to have an opinion.

These mothers with big braids were particularly interested in Shandu persimmons and pears, and eating fresh fruits in winter was too rare at that time.

At this moment, the sound of suona outside sounded, accompanied by the sound of croaking boards, and the trumpeters and those who chanted joyful songs also came.

My mother's family really hadn't seen this kind of formation, so they all went out to see what was new. The trumpet craftsman was energetic at first sight, puffing out his cheeks and blowing a flower to win, and the sound of the trumpet was high-pitched and loud, as if it was a warrior's triumph, revealing a festive feeling.

After blowing the song, the car boss took out a red envelope and handed it over, rewarded others, and teased others: "Can you blow a Sun Dasheng?"

The one who sang the number of treasures on the board also opened his mouth: "Hit the bamboo board, come in the door, the God of Wealth is lined up, the God of Wealth blesses you to make your family, and the God of Wealth blesses you to give birth to a fat doll this year——"

The fat man listened to the music, this one who sang the number of treasures was the one who got married last winter by the granddaughter of the old man Da Li.

The car boss took the red envelope in his hand, deliberately didn't give it to him, and sang the number of treasures and croaked: "Hit the bamboo board, take a big step, the fat man will marry a daughter-in-law this year——"

When the fat man heard it, he felt this beauty in his heart, and when he wrote a gift account to others last year, he talked about when the fat man would marry his daughter-in-law, but he didn't expect that after a year, his wish would come true.

So he hurriedly snatched the red envelope in the car owner's hand and stuffed it into someone's shoulder pocket. The mother's family hadn't heard enough, and the trumpet blew a representative bird and phoenix.

Blowing to the proud place, pulling off the horn beak and holding it in the mouth, it can still simulate all kinds of birdsong, which can also be called a folk stunt.

After watching for half an hour, the car boss shouted: "Open the table-" Then, the half-sized children came in line with large wooden square plates, each with white handkerchiefs on their shoulders, just like the ancient running hall.

Everyone hurriedly entered the house, sat at the table, and the accompanying guests were responsible for pouring the liquor and fruit wine, and eight cold dishes had already come up on the table. The boss of the car didn't sit here to accompany the guests because he wanted Zhang Luo's affairs, but he still took the lead in saying a few words: "The ones who came today are all relatives of Teacher Xiaoyu, we are in the countryside, what are the places that are not well taken care of, everyone has more opinions." Wine and food are all rural characteristics, everyone let go of the amount of food, let's eat and add, but also taste our rural craftsmanship. ”

The uncle with big pigtails, Ye Ying's father, stood up and spoke on behalf of his mother's family: "Today I came on behalf of Secretary Wang and my sister-in-law, and I saw that Xiaoyu's family was decent, and the young couple were kind and loving, so we were happy in our hearts." The villagers are busy with this matter, it is really behalf of Xiaoyu's parents, I say thank you!"

Then began to move chopsticks, for these special foods in the countryside, everyone really rarely eats, especially all kinds of cold spells, each with its own characteristics, and was soon sandwiched.

They will also come to the two fat and iron pillars next to them, and they will add them the same, especially the powder stuffy, which is the most out of stock. This thing is made of flour noodles, put some alum in it, boil boiling water in the pot, put the flour noodles on the other side into the basin, dilute it with a little water, and then pour it into the pot, stir it vigorously with a large rolling pin, and finally condense it into a strong flour stuffy seed, dip it in garlic paste when eating, that is called a pleasure.

Because there is no shortage of soybean oil at the fat man's home, before stirring the stuffy seeds, he scooped a spoonful of soybean oil into the pot, and the stuffy seeds that were stirred out were yellow and whirring, and they looked more appetizing.

When the sixteen dishes were served, the mother's family argued: "Enough to eat!"

Wang Sanpao stood up: "What is enough to eat, I didn't get it on yesterday with great effort." "He's familiar with both, so he's the most vocal.

The car boss waved his hand, and immediately brought two large square plates, inside was a plate of smoked rabbit, a plate called flower chicken, a plate of fish jelly, and a pot of flying dragon soup.

"This is the most characteristic of our backing mountain, which is specially prepared for my mother's family, and others can't eat it if they want to. Since the fat man came here, the game on the mountain has eaten less and we are old!" The car boss specially emphasized the hard-won nature of these dishes.

Everyone can rarely taste this kind of game, especially the processing method is very special, so they all eat very smooth, and praise while eating, Wang Sanpao feels that he has a lot of face on his face.

Because the fat man had orders in advance, none of the comrades in the escort dared to drink too much, and everyone drank as much as they could, and in the end they didn't drink less, but no one had much.

After the mother's family finished eating, they chatted for a while, and then went back. In addition to the big braids left, Ye Ying was also left by Huang Xiao's soft grinding and hard bubbles.

The car boss shouted at it: "No, leave one more, it must be an even number when you go back." ”

As a result, the little nephew with the big pigtails stayed, and the little ones were fooled by Qiqi and the others, and they fought fiercely with Maomao, Clumsy, and the little birds, and told him not to leave.

Hou Jianxi drove the Great Liberation and went to send his mother's family. On this side, the villagers who supported the mountain began to serve one after another. Happy events are all flowing water seats, one dial, generally three or four.

The first to come up were those little babies, and they held back this meal. The fat man saw that most of them were villains, so he told Tian Cai: "Keep an eye on it, on the table of these stinky boys, whatever is added when it runs out." ”

Oh - the wild boys cheered, and the fat uncle was bright. In addition, the trumpeter and the treasure-bearers also came to the table, and the reward was the reward, but the food had to be provided.

The task of the fat man is to carry the wine bottle and pour the wine at each table. Others joked with him: "Fatty, let's have a drink." ”

"Hehe, I'll be happy when you drink it. "The fat man had already been warned by the car owner, so he didn't drink a drop of alcohol.

There are a total of three banquets, each set is ten tables, so I have been eating three times, so that the guests are cleaned neatly. The last group is all the cooks, and the ones who are busy, and the last few tables to eat. At this time, it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon.

The fat man was hungry for a day, and finally stopped sitting down to eat. Watching others squeak and drink, the fat man is really greedy. Especially Li Suozi is the worst, every time he takes a sip, he clicks his lips and deliberately glooms the fat.

"You just wait, when you get married, see how I will bring disaster to you!" The fat man was really angry, gritting his teeth and being ruthless.

This group is also the most lively, the hairy old brothers, including Ben Ben and Dudu, as well as the flower faces, actually occupied a table alone.

The old man Mao Mao didn't know where to get a few little red flowers and tied them on his head with red silk. The most ridiculous thing is stupid and dood, on the black brain melon seeds, they all use their heads to pin this little red flower, which looks really like a pair.

After eating, the guests began to retreat one after another, and if they couldn't go back that day, the car boss was responsible for arranging a place to stay. Every household in the countryside has a big kang, and it is no problem for a family to sleep a few more people.

Anyway, in the end, the fat man's family didn't arrange a single accommodation, and even Miss Qiqi and her husband were arranged to go to Captain Li's house and sleep with Erya.

At this time, it was already dark outside, and Li Suozi led a group of young men to start the most entertaining traditional program - the haunting cave room.

As the saying goes, there is no size after three days of marriage, whether it is younger than the fat man or older than him, they all go into battle together, and the fat man can't resist when he sees this posture: "Xiao Yezi, Cheng Lei, Brother Yueming, what are you doing with it, and there are monkeys, you are so old, what are you messing with young people!"

The monkey smiled: "Don't care how old I am, I'm also an old errand boy who is not married now, and it's normal to make trouble in your cave room." ”

When the fat man heard this, he was completely speechless, and he could only secretly be ruthless in his heart: Wait until you get married......

Li Suozi has the most tricks, first tied an apple with a red head rope, and asked the fat man and the big braid to gnaw on both sides. When the apples are gone, they are replaced with red in the mountains, and finally, they are replaced with sugar cubes.

Where has the big pigtails experienced such a scene, and even the roots of the ears are red. Fortunately, there is a fat man with a big face, no matter what it is, it is swallowed by him.

Li Suozi saw that it was not like that, his eyes rolled, and he came to the idea of being rancid again, brought a wine bottle, filled it with water, and then stuffed a chopstick, telling the fat man that the two of them were not allowed to use their hands to fish out the chopsticks.

This trick is the most annoying, you can't use your hands, you can only move your mouth, and you have to use the tip of your tongue to clamp the chopsticks before you can lift them.

The big pigtails are shy, and they can't wipe out their tongues when they say anything. When the fat man saw this, he puffed up his cheeks and blew hard into the mouth of the bottle, and the chopsticks suddenly jumped up a small section, which he took in his mouth, and then pulled it out of the bottle.

Everyone looked dizzy: can this be done?

It didn't stop until eight o'clock, and under the protection of the fat man, the big pigtails were not teased by these things at all.

In the end, Li Suozi and the others were also poor in donkey skills, and they all said ruthlessly: "Tonight, you must lie at the root of the window!"

The fat man doesn't care about this: "It's a cold day outside, if you want to squat, you can squat, and you won't be afraid of freezing." ”

What is the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, it is talking about people like fat people. Li Suozi and they had no tricks, so they had to go out of the house stupidly.

When the fat man and the pigtail were left in the house, the fat man began to churn, and the inside of the kang qin, under the cabinet, including the outhouse, all searched carefully to confirm that there were no hidden spies, and then plugged the door.

The big red cup on the kang has been laid out, and the big pigtails sit on it, with a delicate face, like a budding flower.

The fat man stretched: "This day is finally busy, sleep!" After speaking, he threw off his shoes and climbed onto the kang.