Chapter 8: Farce and Trial
"Help, it's rude!"
When Lao Bai heard that this was to frame me, he immediately panicked, and hurriedly covered Xiao Guo's big mouth in a hurry: "Shhh Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Woo woo~~"
After Xiao Guo was gagged, he couldn't shout, seeing that his perfect plan was about to be ruined, he was very unwilling, and he bit Lao Bai's hand with a bite.
As the so-called ten fingers are connected to the heart, Lao Bai screamed "Ah!", and quickly let go of his hand.
This time, Xiao Guo was free, and hurriedly shouted:
"Come on, it's rude, help!"
With Xiao Guo's scream, a panicked footsteps came from the backyard, and it turned out that everyone was alarmed. At this time, footsteps also sounded on the second floor, which was Tong Xiangyu's territory. As soon as Chu Nan saw this situation, it was better to separate the two first.
"You two, don't stop yet!"
Seeing Chu Nan coming, Xiao Guo's heart was inexplicably weak, and the strength in his hand was also three points smaller, Lao Bai took the opportunity to get rid of Xiao Guo's entanglement and ran to Chu Nan's side.
"The second shopkeeper, I was wronged, wronged. ”
Compared with Lao Bai's pale explanation, Xiao Guo's acting skills are too explosive, without saying a word, he actually cried loudly, as if he had been greatly wronged, it was really sad for those who heard it, and those who saw it were in tears, if Chu Nan hadn't seen this farce from beginning to end, maybe he would have really believed in her performance.
At this time, Xiucai, Big Mouth, and Xiaobei all came, and the shopkeeper had already arrived at the staircase.
"What have you wronged?"
Lao Bai heard Tong Xiangyu's question, felt aggrieved, and unconsciously walked to her side: "Shopkeeper, you listen to my explanation, I am really wronged." ”
Syllable!
Lao Bai directly received a resounding slap in the face.
When he raised his head and looked at Tong Xiangyu's angry expression, his heart was even more twisted.
Chu Nan was not in a hurry to testify to him, because Chu Nan wanted to force him to confide in him through this farce, and this was also a test for Xiao Guo.
And when Xiao Guo saw Lao Bai being slapped, he actively added drama to himself. I saw her rushing directly to Lao Bai, protecting him behind her, and then crying blood: "Don't beat him, don't hit him, if you want to beat me, I seduced him." ”
Burst!
Chu Nan really burst out laughing this time, since you seduced him, why are you still shouting indecent behavior?
In the end, Xiao Guo didn't think it was enough blood, so he pulled Lao Bai's arm and slowly knelt on the ground, "Brother Bai, I beg you, I beg you, don't kill me, I have your child." ”
If you want to say that Chu Nan was laughing before, now Chu Nan laughed and bleeded directly, and he had children if he didn't do anything?
Lao Bai had already been collapsed by this series of blows, especially in the face of everyone's contemptuous gaze, and even more nameless karma went straight to the top of his head, gritting his teeth and shouting: "I'll fight for you!"
As soon as Xiao Guo Furong heard that Lao Bai was going to do something with her, she just fulfilled her wish, and immediately cheered and distanced herself from Lao Bai: "Haha, it's finally here, it's overwhelming!"
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
Bang, two soft sounds, Lao Bai and Xiao Guo were instantly restrained by Chu Nan, especially Lao Bai, who was directly fainted by Chu Nan.
Because he can't speak yet.
Oh oh oh ~ oh oh oh ~ ~
Early the next morning, before dawn, Lao Bai had already packed his luggage and was ready to go.
At this time, everyone gathered in the lobby, only Xiao Guo hid in the corner on the side, not daring to look directly at Lao Bai.
Big Mouth held two cucumbers, which he still gave birth from between his teeth, and stuffed them into Lao Bai, "What are you looking at, why don't you hurry up at dawn and wait to go to prison." ”
Xiucai also hurriedly persuaded him, "Let's go, or you will be in big trouble if Xing Zhutou comes." ”
Lao Bai glanced at the inn nostalgically, then sighed, and then called softly: "Guo Furong." ”
"I'm here. ”
Xiao Guo immediately ran over and stood in front of Lao Bai with low eyebrows. Xiao Guo was very ashamed, she was so brave and ruthless when she first entered the rivers and lakes, and she just wanted to force Lao Bai to compete with her last night to avenge her previous revenge, but I didn't expect it, hey.
"Thank you, Furong Guo. ”
Hearing Lao Bai's words, Xiao Guo didn't dare to raise his head.
"Thank you, let me live a happy life again with my heart and heart, fighting and killing, eating the last meal without the next meal, and living a happy life tonight and tomorrow night. Do you know why I stayed at the inn two years ago? It's because I want to change my ways and become a new person. Now, it seems that I have to go back to the world. ”
Seeing Lao Bai's reluctant smile, Xiao Guo was also very sad, and in the end she resolutely told the truth and admitted her mistakes.
"I don't blame him for this, they all blame me, I want to force him to do it with me, so..."
At this time, Xiao Guo and Lao Bai suddenly found that everyone showed a weird smile.
"You, you..."
"We knew it last night. ”
In the end, Chu Nan mended the knife: "I told them, I saw everything that happened last night, and the shopkeeper just wanted to see your performance." Satisfied with the results, shopkeeper?"
The shopkeeper was already smiling from ear to ear: "Satisfied, satisfied." ”
"But Xiao Guo, you are too bold, if the news of that yesterday got out, I see who would dare to marry you." ”
Xiao Guo also knew that he had been tricked, where did he still have a good face: "Hmph, there are many people who like this girl, and they can line up from the capital to Qixia Town!"
Lao Bai cried with joy, and anyone who was innocent was labeled as a thief couldn't bear it. Tong Xiangyu was also distressed when he saw his sweetheart shed tears, so he quickly took the luggage in his hand, and then reprimanded Xiao Guo is face:
"Martial arts, martial arts, thinking about martial arts all day long, do you think martial arts competitions are very interesting? ”
"Isn't martial arts training just for comparison? Otherwise, what else can you do?"
Lao Bai wiped away his tears and said earnestly: "Practicing martial arts is to be useful when you really use it." ”
"When you really need it?"
"When the robbers come, you can fight head-on, and when the road is uneven, you can draw your sword to help, and only then can martial arts exert their true power. And the source of this power comes from a righteous spirit in your heart. A person, as long as he has this righteousness, even if he doesn't know martial arts, he can also be invincible in the world!"
Bang Bang Bang ~
In just a few words, everyone's blood boiled. Especially Xiucai, this coincides with his insistence on "the invincible benevolent".
In the end, Lao Bai had a proposal: "As long as you promise me one condition, I will agree to have a competition with you." ”
"You say. ”
"Compared to me, you can no longer do it at will, except in times of crisis. ”
Xiao Guo was crazy now: "No problem, when will we compare?"
"Right now!"
As soon as the words fell, Lao Bai made a decisive move and left the unprepared Xiao Guo in place.
"What are you doing, what are you going to do? ”
"It's time for me to cook. ”
"I'm not done yet. ”
"Xiaobei hasn't gotten up yet, I'll go take a look. ”
"I packed up and prepared to open the door. ”