Chapter 97: Inexplicable, Inexplicable, Inexplicable
(PS: Abuse of the main plot, penultimate chapter 5.) Don't look at the glass heart. )
Roy trotted over with a flattering look on his face, and kept apologizing to the recruitment assistant: "Sorry, I didn't hear it just now, I should have caught up, right?" ”
Hades is better, but the little ghost is difficult. Roy didn't want to suffer Waterloo at the first hurdle.
The recruitment assistant looked at Roy expressionlessly, as if admiring a rare species, and after a long time, he let him in with a "hmm".
Roy passed through the compartment at the door, pushed the door and entered the suite on the inner floor, a luxurious European-style large living room appeared in front of him, three male interviewers sat on the leather sofa, and a person sat behind a small table next to him, which looked a little familiar.
Roy sat down across from the three of them, smiled and introduced himself, "My name is Roy Van and you can call me Roy." It's an honor to be here today for an interview......"
"-Oh? You're Roy, who founded Red Coral? A big fat man on the far left, with a kind face, asked with a grin.
"Luck, luck......"
Why do you look completely different from the newspaper photo? Are you really Roy Van himself? ”
"......" Roy felt that the photoshop photo had become his black history, and he wanted to cry without tears.
There was silence for a few seconds.
The man sitting in the middle introduced himself: "My name is Peter Thiel, I am the CEO of PayPal, Mr. Roy, welcome to this interview." ”
Roy responded with a smile, but the two people next to Peter didn't introduce themselves, and they didn't seem to have the intention of introducing themselves at all, but seeing that they kept staring at themselves, they seemed to be curious, which should mean that they had a good impression.
Peter opened with a decent precedence: "Please Mr. Roy first introduce his work experience and areas of expertise. ”
"I've been working on my own before, and I'm good at management, marketing, and computer programming." Roy Road.
The thin man on the right smiled: "What about family, age, and education?" ”
Roy glanced at the thin man's smile that seemed to be very sincere, feeling slightly uncomfortable in his heart, thinking that maybe he was thinking too much, he muttered: "Ordinary family, 19 years old, junior high school education. ”
The thin man nodded seriously, but was the tight corners of his mouth holding back a smile?
Peter immediately answered: "Mr. Roy, you have been starting a business before, why did you choose to join PayPal now?" ”
Roy has been preparing this question for a long time, so he answered without thinking: "I think PayPal has a very good team, which is worth learning from, and PayPal's business is also very promising, I hope I can also become a part of it, grow together with everyone, and make my greatest contribution." ”
Peter and the fat and thin two exchanged glances, as if they were a little surprised.
The big fat man on the left asked: "After you left the Red Coral Company, did you not choose to continue to start a business, because you were afraid that you would fail in your second business?" ”
"No, I think choosing an industry is more important than hard work, and PayPal's business is something I value very much, so I chose PayPal." Roy Road.
"You are applying for a management position, if the company does not have a suitable team to bring you, can only provide a technician position, are you willing to adapt to it for a while?"
"I do. Because I came here to interview because I wanted to work with everyone, and I have no opinion on who will be the leader. Roy said.
Roy has a lust for power, but not to the point of addiction. He respects the rules of power in the workplace and knows more clearly that with great power comes great responsibility. He will compete for executive power and voice in the competition, but he will not encroach on his purview.
Frank-Lloyd-Wright once said, which translates to, "The best buildings that man has ever built are often built when the restrictions are greatest." ”
In fact, this sentence is very reasonable, whether it is applied in business or life.
Humans often dance in shackles to burst out with incredible creativity.
But now, Roy's frank, modest, and awe-inspiring attitude embarrassed the three interviewers, they originally thought that Roy was a teenager, confident and proud guy, but the fact was developing in the opposite direction, making them deeply doubt whether the other party was an actor.
Either way, they all have absolute reasons not to hire Roy, so if they continue to interview, nothing will change.
The thin man on the right suddenly asked: "If you are a UIUC student, which female star do you think other people in your dormitory want to be on the most?" ”
How is it UIUC again? Roy remembered that the young yellow hairman outside the door just now was a UIUC graduate. What's even more disgusting is the question in the second half of the sentence, what does it mean?
Roy observed repeatedly, and saw that they seemed to be very serious, not as if they were deliberately teasing themselves, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, is there another mystery in this question?
"I'm sorry, but I don't usually watch entertainment shows, so I don't know many celebrities."
Hearing Roy's answer, the three interviewers in front of him laughed tacitly with the interviewer behind the desk, as if they knew the answer to this question.
The big fat man on the left smiled and asked, "Which do you think will win the postseason NFL tournament, between the Seattle Seahawks and the Los Angeles Rams in the Western Conference?" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm ...... I don't know. "Roy is a little crazy inside, what the hell is this TMD problem, how can I know! Lao Tzu never watches savage rugby games!
The big fat man on the left didn't seem surprised, and continued to ask, "What do you think of the Mann Act?" (Appendix 1)
What bill?! Fake, I know what the hell this is!
The thin man on the right smiled: "Do you often use amyl nitrate?" (Appendix 2)
You TMD come to me, if you don't tell me what the hell this is, I'll kill you.
The big fat man on the left said: "OK, last question, if you want to describe your dick, what word do you think is more appropriate?" ”
Roy's mouth was slightly open, stunned, and 10,000 divine beasts rushing by were not enough to describe his mood.
The interviewer looked at Roy with a confused and dumb face, and judged: "Sorry Mr. Roy, you are not suitable to work at PayPal." Still, thank you for coming here for an interview...... Good bye...... Mr. Roy? Bye! ”
"Huh?" Roy said in a trance: "I...... Failed the interview? ”
"I'm so sorry."
Peter watched Roy fuss out and worried, "Are you guys going too far?" ”
The fat man and the thin man couldn't hold back any longer, laughed out loud, and replied jokingly in response to the question: "That guy is simply inferior!" It's like you don't understand anything, like a fool. ”
"Hahaha...... I saw his modest attitude, and I was hopeful that he might join us, who knows, hahaha...... He's like a school nerd, I really don't know how a person like him can start a successful business?! ”
Peter sighed: "Forget it, don't laugh at others, it's just that you are not a circle, there is no need to be so discriminatory." ”
"Hahaha...... It's not just a circle, it's not a world! ”
"He's so stupid, if he joins our team, he'll be tricked to death by us."
"Don't say that, it's not bad to have a multimillionaire who pours water and runs errands for us every day. Haha......"
Peter shook his head with a smile and reminded, "Okay, enough madness, enough trouble, hurry up and recover, there are still a lot of people waiting outside." ”
"Hehe, with certain rules, interviewing other people is very fast."
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[PS] Appendix 1: Mann Act: Prohibition of Trafficking in Women**.
Appendix 2: Amyl Nitrate: It relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body (including the sphincter and sphincter) while also producing pleasure.
If you also watch American dramas, you won't ask me how I know. Also, don't ask me for the product name of this thing.
[Very important] The content of the next four chapters is the low ebb period before the rise of the protagonist, in short, the plot of the abuse of the main character.
I will mark it clearly at the beginning, don't look at the glass-hearted master.
If you want to scold, please be tactful and humorous sarcasm. If there is no level of scolding, directly ban.
Also, in view of the sad content in the next two days, I will not ask for a recommendation vote. Even though I didn't have 100 recommended votes yesterday, my glass heart was already broken and I couldn't sleep.