Crackling...! Crying!!... Eleven of the twelve, in an instant, the ghost cried and the wolf howled, calling the heavens and the earth to get up... (Girls, even more delicate)... There is only one "strange person", thirty-eight-year-old Li Jiuzhi (this bad guy is played by the Blue Emperor). Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Where did he stand righteously, and the soldiers who held him didn't dare to hit him......

Navy Lieutenant Sun Xiaoming stepped forward. Looking up and down, this "hero". ...... "Ouch! Isn't this the wanted criminal Li Jiuzhi!" hahahahaha...... You scumbag! You actually took advantage of your own care and time and space reset device, and you gave yourself and reset it privately! Phew! So you will never be able to go back to the great motherland that gave birth to you and raised you! Something with a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs. Dare to have the face to pretend to be a hero here. Listen to my orders and give me a beating! Very !!," Colonel Sun Xiaoming ordered.

"Lao Tzu, let's see who dares today! Hmph! The laws of the country are sacred enough. But I, Li Jiuzhi, am stubborn, and I am alone. Changed it! Xiao Ming! You little shrimp, how many catties and taels can you have?... Dare to annoy me Uncle Li!Hmph!!" Li Jiuzhi replied majestically. There is a heroic spirit that destroys the world and sweeps everything......

So the citizens of the big flower country, and more than 100 tourists. I know the origin of this "hero": he is the "cosmic outcast" who has "reset time and space" without permission; …… This man is amazing! He is a "strong man" who is famous all over the world......

A year ago, he plastered the Celestial Edge Star, the Time and Space Reset Research Institute, with reactionary and treasonous posters, and fled, and then ...... the "Heavenly Court Federal Law on Safe Production," and immediately made amendments: All people who are incapable of having children. From now on, it is forbidden to guard, operate, or participate in the space-time reset project. ……

The wanted warrant for Li Jiuzhi was repeated on TV...... The great Population Ethics Committee, Wang Zhenqi, made a televised speech: "... Such a hateful and hateful person! What is the use of keeping it! This committee will now be sentenced in absentia: Li Jiuzhi, the enemy of the people. Prisoner, exile Orange Ai Xing, the Great Flower Country. Let him and the rogue criminals there repent for the rest of their lives!... As the old saying goes: A slut, he will always have a lowly soul...... Thank you. ”…………

Oh! It turns out that this Li Jiuzhi, Li Gangster watch. I'm here to "surrender and serve my sentence." No wonder Chief Liu didn't dare to hit him rashly...... But now the commander told him to beat him, so he hesitantly raised his slap......

"Chief Liu, you are a turtle son! How many innocent girls have you raped in this big flower country when you were standing guard? What is the difference between you and those thugs and hooligans that you claim? You will be punished by heaven! Slut... Those who have been cut by a thousand knives and cut off their brains..." Li Jiuzhi scolded angrily.

The "Thousand Cuts" Chief Liu Sergeant. was scolded and cried by this "Li shrew!... shyly covered his tearful face, stomped his feet, and ran away in tears...... Ran away...... （？？？？？）……

Major Sun Xiaoming, seeing this "Li Yingying", so powerful and arrogant. Not daring to come near him any longer, he stood far away, as if he was there, and re-selected the soldiers. Come and fight this "Li Yingying" again. ……

"Slut Major Sun Xiaoming! Come and salute your Uncle Li immediately. In order to welcome my voluntary surrender. Otherwise, hehe, hey, do you want to hear the story of one dragon and two phoenixes? Xiao Ming! Be good!" Li Jiuzhi yelled at the Xiao Ming brothers in the distance. ……

Hearing this "Li Daxia", I was about to start revealing my own shortcomings and scars (thinking of Brother Liu who was scolded and ran in tears just now). Major Xiao Ming, hurry up and run over. Salute to "Uncle Li"! (???). "Salute to you! I am the commander here, Rear Admiral Sun Xiaoming. Your Excellency's surrender is welcome, please instruct!" "Major Sun" stood like steel in front of "Li Daxia" and saluted him. ……

Instructions, and also a yarn...... Li Daxia heroically subdued this group of armed naval soldiers. It is there, worshipping and cheering of "all the peoples...... In fact, there are only a few hundred people, and there are more than a hundred, all of whom are tourists from the home planet. "Outcasts!outcasts...... Long live the God Emperor! Long live the God Emperor...... The light of the reincarnation! The light of the reincarnation ......" the crowd kept raising their arms and shouting...... Emotions are high......

"Hey...... hey, hey, hey, hey...... Li Shusu! But the laws and regulations of this country still have to go through a procedure! You see. You let Xiao Ming and me, what can I do! Uncle Li, Su! Hey, ......hey, he

"Oh, you have to spank your ass? That's the rule?!...... Okay! Then let's call the little brother of Chief Liu, come over and complete this glorious task! Hurry up! Lao Tzu is still in a hurry!" said the bad Li Shusu, yin and yang eighteen strange words.

Good poor Chief Liu...... was supported by two soldiers, looking at the fierce god "Uncle Li" with tears and fear on his face, and was carried over. Ready to "fight", his "Uncle Li"! (He can't stand steadily, and he still plays yarn... Really... ）。

Xiao Liu didn't have the guts to beat him Uncle Li at all. Frightened urinate incontinence, howling and crying there. ……

The "kind" Li Shusu yelled, "Mom, buy a batch!" Don't you dare to fight, don't you dare to touch? Uncle Li will give you permission to touch Uncle Li five times. Forget it! Hurry! Lao Tzu is still in a hurry to enter this big flower country and become the emperor! Hurry! You useless thing!".

Facts have proved that this little Liu has lost even the courage to touch this, the "tigress" Uncle Li...... So the two soldiers had no choice but to grabs his hand weakly, and stroked Uncle Li's buttocks five times as "gently" as possible...... It's a crossover. ……

The "people of the big flower country" who are bullied every day. See, suddenly there is such a strong master who slayers the sky and dragons. They all cheered enthusiastically and ran to tell each other......

Hula...... Nearly 20,000 "citizens" from half of the "capital" poured into the streets, cheering and celebrating...... The king's "Wang Erxiao" even personally gave it to Li Shusu, the "great outcast hero", knelt down and worshipped! and gave him the "throne" Zen......

A team of Heavenly Court Chengguan members came over to interfere. It is said that these 20,000 people are making a loud noise here. caused noise, and a "noise reduction fine" of 30,000 yuan was to be paid.

The new "Long Live the God Emperor", Li Shusu. He rushed up, pinned the vice-captain to the ground, and beat his ass...... Lao Tzu ascended the throne today. You foreign friend dare to make trouble here without reason! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you today! Turtle son's!".

"Uncle Li spare his life! Xiao Chen is wrong! Isn't it okay if it's wrong? Don't fight, I feel like I'm bleeding inside! I can't hit the duck! Uncle Li will spare my life!" Vice Captain Xiao Chen cried and begged Uncle Li.

"Do you dare to collect indiscriminately in the future, inexplicably?" Uncle Li asked fiercely. "Don't dare, don't dare! This is all an order from the top! Xiao Chen doesn't dare anymore! Duck Ya Ya ......" Xiao Chen replied busily.

Rotten Uncle Li, let go of Xiao Chen...... Then he was nervous and compassionate. Softly said, "Oh! Wang Erxiao's deputy seat, call the colleagues below, and give these people, the chiefs of the city management, also give bottles of water or something, so that they can quench their thirst too!"

Several?...... There are a few other ghosts, and there are a few other strong men who are fierce and vicious on weekdays. I was so frightened that I ran away, and I didn't even see the bird...... There was only one person at the scene, Deputy Xiao Chen, who was covering his buttocks, standing there pitifully, waiting for his hair. ………………