The graceful tour guide sister. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info with her large group of tourists. came to the "Ministry of Defense" building in this "big flower country......

A beautiful tax officer from the Yunyang Municipal Taxation Bureau. Accompanied by two subordinates. is facing Wang Donglian, the "Minister of Defense" of this "country of blood". Just stay at the gate and collect personal income tax. ……

The majestic "Big Flower Country, National Defense Building" can no longer be "majestic"! Eight "soldiers" of the Great Flower Country, wearing "military uniforms", each of them took a flat pole and used it as a weapon. "Majestic" and stood guard in formation. （？？？）……

The comic uniforms of the eight "soldiers". Designed by the Heavenly Court Federation, Long Live the God Emperor, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor. （？？？）。 It turned out that Wang Erxiao was a little saint and became an army victoriously. When the "Republican Guard of the Great Flower Country" was established, due to fear, various collection departments from the motherland took the opportunity to collect fees indiscriminately. So in a humble tone, I submitted the application documents to all the competent departments. in order to obtain their "leniency charges". ……

In the end, the officials of the Chengguan Brigade came to the door angrily. It was said that it was with their uniforms, and there was a collision with them! It's serious...... Wang Erxiao was arrested and returned to the local urban management building and beaten his big ass. Beat this "saint", walked for several days, limped (he was ordered not to enter the medical mecha and undergo treatment)... Finally, Long live the God Emperor of Yunyang Palace, His Majesty Director Zhang. personally gave "Wang Erxiao Slut Shengshang" and replied with a tough email. The full text is as follows:

The second little slut of the king who begged to be beaten was "saintly". Are you okay? Is your ass still hurting? I'm not going to greet you anymore!

… Recently, Zir teased the "small state". Dare to despise me, the great motherland bravely manages the city. I was furious......

I decree today: For the "country" of your slaves, all the soldiers are uniformly dressed, with their tops and skirts, and their own attire. Weapons can also only be made from local firewood. and pay a certain amount of deforestation and fines...... Same-day execution. If you dare to disobey the holy will again, I will reward you with a "big ass" again. Chin this!.

"Hooray. Banzai. Long live! The criminal minister Wang Erxiao, take the order and thank you! Immediately execute, immediately execute! Immediately execute! Immediately ...... Immediately ...... "Wang Erxiao, who was afraid of being beaten again, read the holy decree, and after reading the holy decree, he was alone, and he was there in a panic, talking to himself.

So the soldiers of this "big flower country" ...... They all dressed like actresses from the Star Island Country. It's good-looking. ……

"Ah, Sir Liu, if you do this, you will also collect taxes?!... Xiao Liu! You're still a big girl with yellow flowers! You're embarrassed to write this! Oh my God......! When I was in the motherland, it was really unheard of! The motherland has been a little too cruel to us! Oh my God......" Defense Minister Wang Donglian said in a loud voice to Chief Liu beside him.

It turned out that on the virtual screen handed over by Chief Liu, it was written: Do taxes, 99.87 yuan each time. ……

Hahahahaha...... Tourists and friends on the side. Seeing this, everyone burst into laughter...... Qin Rongfang, a beautiful tour guide, took the opportunity to carry out positive publicity: everyone be quiet. … See? This is the tragic end of betraying the motherland and coming out to be a thug! What a sad and hateful ......

But Xiao Qin's positive propaganda seems to have the opposite effect... In the crowd of tourists, three men and nine women suddenly rushed out. He shouted and ran to the "National Defense Building": "Long live the Great Flower Country! Long live freedom! Sorry for my motherland." We're going to rebel! Long live the Great Flower Country! Long live freedom! Rush!"......

Alas, these poor barren men and women, you are working in vain in your native planet. In this wild star, no matter how much "hard work" can be done! I have to go to the tax office once a week to pay and avoid the fine of the blind date... What's the trouble with this... ......... in this Contrary to human ethics.........

"Didi!!......Didi" Xiao Qin's tour guide frantically blew the whistle for the alarm...... Heavenly, hulalala...... Flew down real soldiers: a large group, Union Marines.

In just an instant, those people who tried to defect were arrested. Minister Wang Donglian wanted to come forward to negotiate, but he was also beaten by a major officer, two big ear scrapers! (It seems that these soldiers are criminals against these thugs. You're not very welcome. ）

Three men and nine women were ordered to stand in a row...... The naval lieutenant walked contemptuously in front of them...... He said solemnly: "If you want to betray your motherland, you dare to do such a thing that ignores your conscience? Do you want to have children and want to go crazy? The country and the nation are gone, and the morality and ethics are also gone??......."

After some preaching. …… The major officer, when he saw these twelve people, was indifferent and stood there indifferently...... He roared loudly: "Come on! Here are a few soldiers who don't know how to count, only undercount!" Come on!" ......

Twelve naval soldiers, Kong Wu stood up forcefully ...... "Tell them to sign the documents." Then the man spanked five times, and the woman slapped five times! Over, let these traitors and bandits go to their freedom...! Listen to my orders and carry them out immediately! Hit me for a long time! It's a very good fight!!...... "............