"I didn't explain it, I just wanted to ask how my son was admitted to the martial arts champion?"

When the big guy heard this, he quickly pushed Lao Bai out, who called this girl's part-time storyteller?

"Okay! What a majestic champion, with a three-pronged purple and gold crown on his head, a Xichuan red brocade and a hundred flowers robe, holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, and a neighing red rabbit horse under his crotch. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Although anyone with a discerning eye knows that Lao Bai is talking nonsense with his eyes open at this time, the old lady likes to listen to it, and asks with a smile: "Oh, my son has learned to ride a horse?"

Li Dazui was also quite cooperative, "That is, can an official still ride a horse?"

"Tanhualang came head-on, turned around and left, Li Zhuangyuan stretched out his hand and mentioned it in his heart..."

"A mention?"

"Lift Tanhualang to the horse, throw it into the air, catch his feet with both hands, and use his arms hard, only to hear a pop, and the person is torn in half!"

"Ahh

"It's harder than tearing a chicken thigh. ”

Poof, everyone laughed, if it weren't for Chu Nan's good concentration, with this sentence, he would also play every minute.

But Lao Bai seems to be addicted to storytelling, and his mouth can't be contained:

"The one with Bangyan is even more exciting, Li Zhuangyuan is holding two Xuanhua board axes..."

"Wait, isn't it Fang Tian's halberd?"

"That's right, didn't I use Fang Tian's halberd?" Hearing that the old lady had doubts, the big mouth also gritted her teeth and ate on the side, even gesturing.

Lao Bai knew that he was speechless, but the old rivers and lakes were the old rivers and lakes, and he was rounded back in a blink of an eye:

"Oh, last time it was a horse war, this time it's a land war. I saw that our champion Lang was holding two Xuanhua board axes and rushed into the crowd, which was to chop left and right, arm to block and chop arm, leg to trip, chop thigh, until the sky was dark, and blood was left into a river!"

The old lady really couldn't listen to his nonsense, so she ended up fighting on the battlefield, and she insisted that Lao Bai said that it was a gangster fight.

So the old lady looked overly frightened, "Son, it's too scary, I can't listen to it anymore." ”

Li Dazui hurriedly pushed Lao Bai aside, and then supported his old lady, "Mother, I'll send you back to the house to rest for a while." ”

Lao Bai's storytelling died abruptly.

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"Ah~Mother, you tap, ah~~ It hurts, it hurts~~"

Hearing the miserable wail of Big Mouth, everyone couldn't help but get goosebumps, it turned out that Big Mouth's mother wanted to follow her mother-in-law and tattoo the back of Big Mouth.

"I really can't listen to it. ”

"yes, the big mouth is so pathetic. ”

"The big mouth is really cruel enough. ”

Xiao Guo is young and has a bad temper, so he will not be upset by the noise, "Don't howl!"

Unfortunately, all she was responded to was a series of screams.

In the end, Lao Bai couldn't listen anymore, "If you continue to howl like this, sooner or later you will recruit people from the government." So saying, he hurriedly closed the door of the room.

Xiucai will be happy in the bitterness, and he will still have the heart to joke: "Don't be afraid to recruit it, I have checked the "Da Ming Law", this kind of crime, the crime should not be beheaded.."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

"At most, it is to distribute and replenish the army. ”

"Huh?!"

In the end, the shopkeeper couldn't bear it, so he asked everyone to come up with an idea.

After some discussion, everyone decided to adopt the method of showing talents, but this method is more dangerous, how dangerous is it? It is so dangerous that after people denounce it, they will definitely punish the nine clans!

So before the action, everyone closed the doors and windows, put on the baffle, and sang a song to see them off.

。。。。。

"The emperor has arrived~~~"

With the angry shout of "Father-in-law Bai", Chu Nan and his party pushed the door in.

When the old lady heard that the emperor was coming, she was stunned for a moment, and then she was about to kneel:

"Grass people Li, knock to see my emperor. ”

"No need to be polite. Chu Nan, who pretended to be the emperor, deliberately lowered his voice.

Nonsense, except for Chu Nan, who dares to pretend to be the emperor with the rest of the materials? Only Chu Nan, a person from a modern background, disdains imperial power.

Big Mouth, Lao Bai and Xiucai also hurriedly helped the old lady, but the old lady really got into the play, and she didn't forget to shout: Thank the emperor for his favor.

"Li Zhuangyuan, your mother can be exempted, why don't you worship the emperor when you see him?"

Hearing the yin and yang weird voice of Bai Gonggong, Li Dazui knew that this Lao Bai was deliberately manipulating him, but Lao Bai didn't know that Chu Nan had the grace of passing on his art to Dazui, so Dazui knelt down very simply.

It was so simple that it was beyond everyone's expectations.

Chu Nan was also very emotional, although Dazui never put this matter on the surface, maybe it was for the sake of face, maybe there were other considerations, but Chu Nan knew that Dazui had recognized him as a master.

Nonsense, otherwise every breakfast has steamed bread slices, fried eggs, millet porridge?

So one was willing to worship, the other was willing to accept, and they tacitly understood each other.

It's just a taste, not enough for outsiders.

At this moment, Chu Nan couldn't tell whether this was acting or reality, only the old lady showed a relieved smile.

In fact, Chu Nan didn't know that Dazui had already told his mother about Chu Nan's art transmission, especially when the old lady learned about Chu Nan's empowerment-like magic means, she felt lucky for her son, she knew that her son had met a real master.

So the old lady came this time, not only to see her son, but also to see his son's master.

Seeing Chu Nan kneeling with a big mouth, the old lady was completely relieved, this is right, kowtowing is a legitimate master and apprentice, and with the blood of my Xuanyuan family, it is not a high climb.

It's just that the word in front of me is still a little untrue:

"Weichen Li Xiulian visited our emperor and congratulated my emperor on his holy peace. ”

After saying that, bang three times.

Chu Nan shook his head, "Excuse me." ”

At this time, the military department Shangshu played by Xiucai came in.

"Weichen Lu Qinghou knocked to see my emperor Sheng'an. ”

"Lu Qing's family, what's the matter?"

Xiucai bowed his waist, "Weichen heard that Li Zhuangyuan was going to send his mother back to his hometown, so he came to resign." ”

Who knew that the old lady waved her hand again and again after hearing this, "No, I won't go anywhere." You said, my son finally won the top prize, how can I just leave, please rest assured, I won't go anywhere, just settle down here. ”

Chu Nan was very helpless, so he could only follow what he had discussed before:

"Li Qing's family. ”

"The minister is here. ”

"I now give you two choices, one is to send my mother back to her hometown, and the other is to send troops to the Northern Expedition on the same day. ”

"Who is the Northern Expedition?"

"Cutting Tanhua!"

When the old lady heard this, she found another bug and shouted, "Didn't he let my son tear it up?"

"Because of this, his family is no longer doing it now, and he wants to rebel!"

Mrs. Li slapped the table, "That's okay, prepare to pack up, and tear him again for the sake of the saint!"

Chu Nan couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, so he had to bloody once:

"Okay, Li Qing's family, tomorrow you will go to the military department and lead ten infantry to the front line. ”

When the old lady heard this, she was anxious, and stood up directly, "Is ten enough, ten is not enough, Your Majesty!"

"Remember, you must crush those 100,000 rebels in one fell swoop. ”

"One hundred thousand?!"

"This battle is extraordinary, only victory is allowed, not defeat, if defeated, all the doors will be killed!"

Chu Nan thought that when it came to this, the old lady could borrow the slope to get off the donkey and go home directly, who knows, this old lady is addicted to acting:

"Son, pack your bags..."

"Shall we go home?"

"Go to the front!"

Hearing the old lady's categorical tone, Chu Nan retreated directly.

"Son, this time on the front line, you must not steal your life, take off your clothes at a critical moment, let the enemy see the words that your mother stabbed you, and then it will be worth dying. ”

"Mother~~~" The big mouth couldn't distinguish between reality and illusion, and went directly into the old lady's arms and cried bitterly.

And just when the liver and intestines were broken and the intestines were full of breath, Xiao Guo rushed in like a wild dog. "Master Zhuangyuan, quickly feed your mother a mouthful of parting porridge. ”

Big Mouth also saw the "charcoal grilled tenderloin" and "Kung Pao Tieding" made by Xiao Guo, so how dare he let his wife drink the porridge made by Xiao Guo.

And although Xiao Guo has fallen in love with cooking, he suffers from the fact that no one appreciates the inn, (nonsense, who dares to eat your dark food?) So he paid attention to Lao Tiantai, who met for the first time today.

"Old lady, this is the egg drop porridge given by the emperor, you might as well try it. ”

"Thank the emperor for giving porridge. ”

The old lady fumbled for the bowl of porridge, then snorted and took a sip.

Chu Nan suddenly found that the old lady stiffened for a moment, and then her facial features were squeezed together, but in the next second, the old lady showed a happy smile: "Good porridge, really good porridge!"

"yes!hahahaha~~" Xiao Guo was praised and immediately ran out like joy.

According to Chu Nan's estimate, this girl went to the kitchen to waste food again.

The old lady put down the porridge bowl and said, "This emperor, can I talk to my son alone?"

As soon as Chu Nan heard it, the title of "this emperor" came out, and the old lady definitely didn't want to play down, and the rest of the people were also human spirits. Knowing that he had been exposed, he dispersed in a hurry.

As a result, before leaving, Lao Bai did not forget to cover his ears and steal the bell:

"Let's drive back to the palace!"

As a result, as soon as a few people left the room, they heard a snap.

Several people subconsciously touched their cheeks: Well, this ear scraper is loud enough!

So several people secretly sped up and left the guest room as if they were fleeing.