Chapter 14 Acting in a Great Drama Called Family Affection (for all the lovely parents in the world)
"Shopkeeper, it's over, it's over, it's over...."
"Big mouth, why did you come back so soon?"
"My mother is really critically ill this time. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Big Mouth is very anxious.
But the shopkeeper didn't eat him, this excuse had been used up, so he teased: "The co-authorship was all fake before? All lied to us? β
"No, I used to be half a step away from death, but this time, woo woo woo..."
When everyone heard it, something really happened this time, so they hurriedly convince:
"Big mouth, mourning changes, mourning changes."
"Yes, you can't be resurrected after death."
Who would have expected that Big Mouth straightened up directly and changed his face, "Death what?" My mother isn't dead yet! It's just that I walked around the ghost gate and came back. β
"How did you come back?" The shopkeeper asked casually.
"I said I won the martial champion."
"Huh?!"
Several people were shocked, this big mouth really dares to say, if this matter falls into the hands of someone with a heart, it will be light to sentence you to a full house.
"As soon as I finished speaking, my mother immediately sat up and shouted that she wanted to follow me into the capital to have a look."
Lao Bai, who is familiar with the laws and regulations, knows how tricky this matter is, and said angrily: "Li Dazui, Li Dazui, I see how you end this time!" β
Who knew that Li Dazui had already thought of a bad idea, "It's not difficult to end, but I have to ask everyone for a small favor." β
"What's the busy?"
"Help me build a capital city!"
This time, I almost choked everyone to death, is this a small favor? This is something that you can't do without risking your life!
Seeing everyone's faces, this Li Dazui was still unhappy, "I said that we have known each other for so long, why, don't even help with this little favor?" β
"Is this a small favor? How do you let us build a capital city? β
"Actually, it doesn't have to be so troublesome, my mother's eyes have long been out of sight, so we just need to ....."
Hey, pity the hearts of parents all over the world, so far there is only one play.
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The next day, the inn was closed for one day, and everyone was assigned roles.
In the middle of the morning, Li Dazui carried the old lady to the door of the inn, "Mother, you can be careful, there is a threshold here." Hey, yes, this is my champion mansion, you see that my urging is waiting for you in order of size. β
The moment the old lady entered the door, Chu Nan knew that the old lady was in kung fu, and her skills far surpassed Lao Bai, and she had reached the realm of returning to simplicity and returning to the truth, Chu Nan was sure that this old lady definitely had a good life, and if she could go further, she would definitely be able to transcend the world.
At this moment, Big Mouth hurriedly motioned to the inn to say hello.
"Respectfully, old lady Jin An."
The old lady waved her hand, "No courtesy." β
"Old Madam Xie."
Seeing that everyone gave face, Li Dazui shook his mouth again and again to show his gratitude.
According to the original rehearsal, Guo Furong hurriedly put the old lady on the chair, and then served a cup of tea.
"Old lady, please have tea."
The old lady was very happy, "This girl is really sensible, what's her name?" β
"Back to the old lady, my name is Guo Furong."
Who knew that the old lady, who was still very happy, immediately changed her face, "This name is not good, why did you enter the Li family and still have the surname Guo?" Quickly changed it and changed his surname to Li. β
"Huh? Then you mean I have to be called Li Furong? β
"Li Furong is so ugly, let's call Li Fugui."
Everyone held back their laughter, only Xiao Guo was embarrassed.
"What, don't like it? That's called Li Shoucai. β
Sneer~~
Now everyone really can't help it.
And the old lady was already immersed in the sea of joy of naming, and waved her hand again and again, "The remaining ones are called auspicious, wishful, long-lived, and hundred-year-old." β
"I'm going to be 100 years old, I'm going to be 100 years old."
"I want to be as good as I am, my top scorer."
β....β
Hearing a few people clamoring to grab names, the old lady slapped the table: "There are no rules at all, a bunch of poor bastards, they haven't eaten enough at first glance, whoever catches up is who's who, what are you robbing?" β
At this time, everyone also reacted, grab these names to have a hairy use? This thing should not be eaten, don't look at a good luck, in the final analysis, it is still the name of the next person, so everyone dispersed in a hurry.
"Son, when will you report to the military department?"
"Afternoon."
"For my mother, go with you to take a look, and by the way, take care of all the links."
Big Mouth hurriedly stopped, "No need mother, no need." β
The old lady looked very sad after being rejected, "What, I can't believe in my mother?" My mother eats more salt than you eat. β
"That's the weight of your mouth."
"My mother has crossed more bridges than you have walked."
"That's because I don't like to move."
"Okay, just after being admitted to the top prize, you can't believe that you are a mother? Old man~~Don't worry~~I'll look for you~~"
When Dazui heard that the old lady was forced to die, he dared to refuse, so he had to coax her, "Mother, can't I take you there, take you there." β
And at the same time as the big mouth promised the old lady, the old lady immediately stopped crying, and the corners of her mouth showed a clear smile.
Seeing this, Chu Nan has already realized that the old lady definitely knows that her son has deceived herself, but everyone says "old child, old child", as the name suggests, when people are old, their personality will be like that of a child, very naΓ―ve, very willful, moody, and always like others to coax them.
In that case, let's play a big show with the old lady.
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"Mother, I'm at the military department, come, the gatekeeper is here to help."
Chu Nan looked at the shabby "sedan chair" in front of him - a circle chair tied to two bamboo poles, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only purse his lips hard, and then helped the old lady down.
To say that this "all the way" from the Zhuangyuan Mansion to the Ministry of War did not leave the lobby of the Tongfu Inn at all, how could the old lady's skills not notice it? It's just that the old lady is happy and doesn't want to say anything.
Or, the old lady didn't want to notice it at all, maybe in the old lady's heart, there was always such an extravagant hope - how good it would be if her son really won the championship!
"Old lady, please!"
Chu Nan sang and bent down willingly.
You must know that after the rest of the people learned that the old lady was blind, they all fooled around a few lines, stood or sat or not, in fact, they couldn't hide it from the old lady at all.
As everyone knows, the old lady is blind and not blind!
"Good boy, good boy." The old lady grabbed Chu Nan and didn't let go, "Hurry up and let me let my son make you a big official." β
"Old Madam Xie."
At this moment, Chu Nan and the old lady both entered the play.
However, this time several people next to him were moved, especially his own son Li Dazui, his eyes were red, he forgot how long it had been since he saw his mother so happy, and he held back his tears and bowed to Chu Nan three times on the side.
"Hehe, Zhuang Yuanlang, don't invite the old lady into the house yet."
Li Dazui immediately took over and helped the old lady to the backyard.
"Come on, mother, this is my platform for practicing martial arts, don't knock."
Finally, Li Dazui placed the old lady on a chair next to the grinding plate, "Come, mother, you sit down." β
"Son, there are no people in this military department."
After Chu Nan's demonstration, the big guy became much more serious and took the initiative, and before the big mouth could say, he shouted in harmony:
"Wei ~~Wu ~~"
As soon as the old lady heard this movement, it was the leader of the military department who arrived, and quickly got up, "The old body knocks on Lord Shangshu." β
But who dared to really let the old lady kneel, Lu Xiucai, as the actor of the military department, immediately stepped forward to support the old lady.
"The old lady doesn't have to be polite, I don't know what the old lady has to explain when she comes?"
The old lady was full of smiles, a little embarrassed, "Did you explain it, I just wanted to ask how my son was admitted to the martial arts champion?" β