In the backyard, Xiao Guo was fetching water from the well and preparing to wipe the table, Xiao Bei ran over with a hammer and shouted: "Sister Xiao Guo, Sister Xiao Guo, I have come up with another ruthless trick." ”

Xiao Guo wiped his sweat and persuaded: "Forget it, Xiaobei, your sister-in-law has spoken, and besides, people are not bad people, it is not easy to come out and mix, leave a way for people to live." ”

Xiaobei was persuaded so easily, only to see her holding her arms and sneering: "Hey, do you know the fate of the betrayal revolution?"

"Shopkeeper?" Xiao Guo shouted behind Xiao Bei.

Xiao Bei was so frightened that he turned his head to look, and Xiao Guo took the opportunity to sneak into the lobby with a bucket.

"Guo Furong, you wait for me!"

At this moment, Xiucai came in from the back door with a few books, and Xiaobei came up from the horse, and began to be coquettish and crooked: "Xiucai GG......"

Xiucai naturally knew what kind of doctrine the other party was fighting, so he took the first step to block the other party: "Xiaobei MM, just spare me, I can't carry it on my shoulders, I really can't bear the heavy responsibility entrusted by you." Ignoring Xiao Bei's gloomy face, Xiucai pulled out his legs and ran into the house.

"Hey, hey, Lu Xiucai, I haven't finished talking yet!"

There was only one door in response to her.

"Hey, hey, open the door, Lu Xiucai!"

At this moment, Big Mouth opened the door and squeezed out of the crack in the door, and Xiaobei immediately changed his target: "Uncle Big Mouth ......"

"Hey, hey, I'm not buying the food yet. With that, he went out with the basket.

"Hey, hey, what's going on, it's boring!"

Just when Xiaobei was sulking, Lao Xie appeared.

"What's the little sister?"

Xiaobei was upset, and when he saw that this annoying ghost came to talk, he was even more angry: "Go away, go away, I have nothing to say to you." ”

Xie Zhongda didn't care about the other party's bad attitude at all, and smiled all over his face: "Little sister, how old are you this year?"

Seeing the other party's dead face, Xiaobei said even more viciously: "You can't hear what I'm talking about, go away!"

"Ah, you're not old, your temper is not small, you, if you go on like this, you will definitely become a bandit." ”

"You've just become a bandit, your whole family is a bandit!"

Xie Zhongda sat directly on the edge of the well, "That's right, little sister, our whole family is a bandit, and I came out this time, just stepping on the point." Now I'm almost stepping on this, and I'm going to go back and loot you, and sell you to the mountains as a child bride. ”

Xiaobei's face was full of disdain, and he glanced at the other party with disdain: "Don't tease you, do you think I'm really a child?

Xie Zhongda didn't talk nonsense, he directly rolled up his sleeves, and the green dragon tattoo hovered on his arm.

"Cut, layman......" Xiaobei shook his head, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked at the tattoo carefully, and took a few steps back in fright.

"There's still a chest, don't you see it?" said as he ripped off his collar.

Xiaobei still had the courage to stay and immediately escaped.

"Sister-in-law, save me, bandit!"

Just as Xiaobei was leaving, Xie Zhongda picked up some well water and wiped the "tattoo" on his arm directly.

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Xiaobei was so frightened that he was incoherent, and he was about to cry: "Bandits, on his arms, on his chest, thieves ......"

"Speak slowly, speak slowly, who do you say is the bandit?"

"New New ...... The new guy ......"

At this moment, Lao Xie came in from the backyard humming a little tune

"It's him!thief!" Seeing the shopkeeper's suspicious eyes, Xiaobei was about to go crazy: "I didn't lie to you, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you look at his arm, a big dragon, so old and ......

Lao Xie began to pretend to be crazy and stupid: "What?

"Yes!"

"Tattoos?"

"Yes!"

"On the arm?"

"Hmm!"

Lao Xie lifted his left sleeve and signaled, "No." ”

"That's it!"

Lao Xie lifted his right sleeve again, "No." ”

"I saw it! By the way, sister-in-law, he still has it on his chest. ”

"Nope!"

"Untie it!"

"Incomprehensible ......"

"Untie it!"

"Medium!" Lao Xie unbuttoned his placket, revealing his smooth chest, "No." ”

Tong Xiangyu had a gloomy face: "How is it, are you satisfied now?"

Xiao Beidu was about to die of grievance: "God, I clearly saw it! There are tattoos, one is black and green, and one is a big dragon...... You don't believe me! Wait, I won't let you succeed!" After saying that, he ran straight back to the backyard.

Tong Xiangyu knew that she was at a loss, so she quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, this child is like this, just wait for you to get acquainted with her in the future." ”

Xie Zhongda still had a sincere smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, child, I was like this when I was a child, the shopkeeper, I worked." ”

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In the lobby, everyone was waiting listlessly in the room, and Xiaobei looked out the door.

"Coming, coming, ears pricked up, listen carefully, not a word is allowed to fall, hide, hide in the kitchen, listen carefully!"

Everyone rushed out, Xiaobei sat down as if nothing was right, and after a while, Lao Xie, who was patrolling, came in from outside the door.

"Xie Da GG, you're back. ”

"It's back, it's back. You haven't slept so late, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I just want to ask, what's going on with that tattoo?"

Lao Xie didn't admit it at all: "Tattoos, what tattoos?"

"It's the one you showed me during the day, and once it is, it's gone. How did you get it?"

Xie Zhongda whispered to Xiaobei: "That, it's not actually a tattoo, I painted it myself, and it will be washed off." Then he shouted again: "What a tattoo, no tattoo." ”

So the few people who hid to the side could only hear the second half of the sentence.

Xiaobei didn't notice this trap at all, and just blindly forced the other party: "Then when are you going to do it?"

"What are you doing?"

"Hey, didn't you say you're going to ransack our store?"

Lao Xie was "frightened": "Hey, don't you dare to talk nonsense, this is going to kill your head! ”

Xiaobei continued to seduce: "Don't worry, don't worry, now, it's just you and me, no one." ”

However, the other party didn't play tricks at all, and countered the army: "Ah, I know, you don't like me, but you can't cheat me like this, I can't afford such a big crime." You're okay, you'll go to bed if you're fine, let's go, let's go, I'll be ...... tomorrow."

Xiaobei slapped the table: "Don't sleep, you have to repeat what you told me during the day!"

"Oh, little sister......"

"Repeat!"

Lao Xie was forced to be helpless (a few people on the sidelines thought so), and repeated in a perfunctory tone: "Okay, Zhongzhongzhong, I am a thief, I want to loot you and snatch you to the mountains as that child daughter-in-law, are you satisfied, right?"

Xiaobei clapped his hands excitedly: "Zhongzhongzhong, Zhongzhong, all come out, come out! Ouch hahaha, you heard it?"