Shu Shushu, Fen Fen Fen 4
The first half of the script is sorted out by the adults of "Snow Sweeping and Roasting Tea", and all I did was to make up for it, and in addition, I made a slight modification to the previous punctuation, I hope you forgive me. Because there may be words that are taboo, you can only post them paragraph by paragraph, please do not reply until you finish it.
The 63rd Bai Zhantang returned to the old place Tong Xiangyu tortured the new running hall
Characters (abbreviations in parentheses)
Tong Xiangyu (Tong) - Yan Ni
Bai Zhantang (white) - Sha Yi
Lv Xiucai (Lv) - Yu Entai
Guo Furong (Guo) - Yao Chen
Li Dazui (mouth) - Jiang Chao
I wish Wushuang (wish) - Ni Hongjie
Mo Xiaobei (Bei) - Wang Shasha
Yan Xiaoliu (six) - Xiao Jian
Xie Zhongda (Xie) - Li Xiaoqiang
(Tong 寝, day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Lu, Zui, Bei)
dreamland
Tong: (can't believe it) Booth?
White: (looks back, smiles) Xiangyu (sits on the edge of the bed)
Tong: (coldly) Why are you free?
Bai: (with a smile) I happened to pass by here and came in to see you
Tong: (with a straight face) Look
Bai: (embarrassed) Ahem, what, I still have something, you have something to do, you get busy first (get up and want to leave)
Tong: I'm fine
Bai: (looking back) Then you're looking for something, uh... I'll go first
Tong: Stop, (get up) What do you think of me as a place?
Shiro: (laughs) No, I...
Tong: Do you think it's funny, or do you think you look good when you laugh?
Shiro: (laughs) That's... Let's talk again (turn around and leave)
Xiangyu hugged him from behind
Tong: (with tears, let go) You go, don't come back if you leave (wipe tears)
Bai: Look, look, what are you crying about? (wiping her tears) I'm not leaving, ah (the shopkeeper pinched him) Oh, what are you pinching me?
Tong: (crying) You go, it's not like I can't live without you (leaning on Lao Bai's shoulder and crying)
Lao Bai smiled, snapped his fingers, and Xiucai Xiaobei broke into the door and looked at the two with a smile
Bai: (smirk) See, right? (Xiangyu wonders) Hmm? What did I say? I said she couldn't bear me, right? (referring to Xiangyu) Look at this action, and then look at this look (Xiangyu looks at Lao Bai, as if he doesn't know) What is lonely and unbearable? (laughing insolently) I'll open everyone's eyes today!
Crowd: (laughs) Hahahaha
Lao Bai hugged his shoulders and looked at Xiangyu and laughed, Xiangyu retreated in fear and fell on the table
Tong: (said in a dream) I can, (Xiao Guo sits on the edge of the bed and eats melon seeds) I can do it alone, I don't want to marry, (shouting, sitting up) Don't!!
Guo: (scared away, laughing) Hehe
Tong: (calmly) Is there something wrong with me?
Guo: Something's wrong, huh...... Scared and forgotten by you, you have nightmares again?
Tong: Why do you say again?
Guo: (sitting) When I broke up with Xiucai, I also had nightmares every day
Tong: Is there an inevitable connection between nightmares and breakups?
Guo: I think about it every day and dream about it at night
Tong: I'm sorry, I didn't think about it, but my heart hasn't hurt since he left
Guo: It's normal, it's always seven or eight days later, it's like making a small cut on your hand, it doesn't hurt at the time, but when it gets scarred, it's swollen and painful, and sometimes it's very itchy, and you want to scratch but don't dare to scratch, and you want to touch but don't dare to touch
Tong: I solemnly give you four words, wash and sleep
Guo: I'm so bored (go out, stop) Oh, I remembered, I came to tell you, that newcomer just broke the vase
Tong: (leaning against the bedpost, listless) Let's hit it
Guo: In the Song Dynasty, the official kiln fought two in a row
(Lobby, Day, Tong, Guo, Lu, Zui, Shuang, Bei, Liu, Xie)
A piece of broken porcelain
Bei: (squatting on the ground, holding a slice) vase, vase, let's talk about it, (crying) When I grow up, you give me a dowry, why did you leave me, why?
Xie: Oh, little sister, don't be sad, I really didn't mean to
Becky broke his hand away and cried
Guo: (wiping away tears, pulling up Xiaobei) The bottle can't be resurrected after death, and the festival mourns and changes
Bey: (cries) Vial, no, Vial's fate shouldn't be like this, my sweet and poor little one. Bottle.. Bottle (stun)
Mouth: Xiaobei Xiaobei, you have to be strong, you have to support it
Lu: Otherwise, the vial will not be blind under the Nine Springs
Bey: You must avenge the vial...... (dizzy again)
Crowd: Becky! Becky!
The shopkeeper went downstairs
Tong: Get up, don't pretend, what's going on?
MB: (mechanically) The vials were poisoned and left us forever and ever
Xie: The shopkeeper, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it
Mouth: Okay~
Bei: (gritting his teeth) You shameless murderer, I don't want to see you again, get out!
Xie: Zhong (walked to the door and met Xiaoliu Wushuang), the official, the official, the official, and the official's mother. Official, official, I'm wronged, I'm really wronged
Six: Wronged, there are all human and material evidence, and you dare to say that you are wronged
Tong: Yo, you even know about this
Six: Hey, this ...... Hehehe (look at the scene) That's natural, as the only head catcher in the town, it's at least deaf and well-informed
Tong: Next, I'll study
Six: No problem (take out the cigarette pouch) Please okay (sit at the table) get the paper. Say, why break the vase?
Xie: Why, I don't know why. I got up early in the morning, and the vase was on my bed, and as soon as I rolled over, I hit one, and I hit the ground, and I hit another.
Shuang: This vase doesn't have long legs, how can it run to your bed?
Crowd: Yes!
Six: Do you want to take the sheep by the hand?
Crowd: Isn't it?
Xie: No, I swear! Whoever takes the vase, whose whole family will not be able to ~ die well!
Mouth: (anxious) Hey, what do you say?
Tong: He didn't say anything about you, why are you in a hurry? Yan catches the head, you continue to interrogate.
Six: Since the vase is not taken by you, it must be taken by someone else. Is it you, is it you?(asked, everyone shakes their heads) It wasn't they who took it, since the vase was not taken by them, it means that the person who took the vase ......
Bei: This person must have somnambulism, put it at night and forget it during the day.
Xie: That's right! I remember, it's a fox fairy!
Six: Fox Fairy?
Xie: Yes, yes, let me tell you, in our shop, there is a thousand-year-old fox fairy, which will appear at night, by the way, this fox fairy still has emphysema.
Guo: Don't listen to his nonsense, where is the fox fairy?
Mouth: No, no!
Xie: Yes, yes, I've seen it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I've seen it.
Tong: (Learning Xiao Guo's trill) Fox Fairy? (Xiao Guo bows his head) I haven't seen it. I've seen a bunch of foolish people, what an honest person, when he entered the city, he went home to make money and built a house, and his fiancée waited hard at the entrance of the village every day, and it was replaced by you, how do you feel?
Xie: (crying and rubbing to the door) Shushushu, Fenfenfen, wait for me!
(West Street, Day, Four Thieves)
The four thieves, heavily armed and veiled, eavesdropped around the corner
Thief A: What did Brother Xie say?
Thief B: The action has been delayed, as if it had stumbled.
Thief C: What then?
Thief Ding: Don't worry, Brother Xie has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, what scene has he not experienced?
Thief B: Whoever dares to stand in the way will let him die without a body
(Lobby, Day, Tong, Guo, Lu, Zui, Shuang, Bei, Liu, Xie)
Continuing with the scene just now
Tong: I'll talk about the ugly things in the front, from now on, you can make trouble if you like, just don't bully honest people anymore.
Bei: You are the one who bullied the honest man, right? What did Big Brother Bai do wrong, why did you drive him away?
Tong: Don't worry about adults and children.
Shuang: We're not kids, we've seen what you've been doing in the past two days.
Tong: What exactly do you do?
Guo: I know it.
Tong: I'm sorry, I just don't know, what did I do wrong?
Mouth: Okay, shopkeeper, it's time, don't pretend to be stupid.
Tong: You all think I'm pretending to be stupid?
Lu: It's not pretending to be stupid, then it's really stupid.
Tong: Yes, I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid enough to know right from wrong. What an honest person.
Double: We're not talking about that person. My senior brother drove away, and you actually ......
Tong: I wasn't sad at all, not only that, but I was walking around and playing as if nothing had happened.
Guo: Do you know it yourself?
Tong: I have to hide in the house every day, don't eat, don't talk, and wash my face with tears all day long, so that you will be happy? Don't forget, I am the shopkeeper, and I still have the responsibility on my shoulders, and everyone can fall, but I can't. Please believe me, I know what I am doing, (crying) Lao Bai's thing, it has passed, please accept this fact.
Bei: No, it's up to you to accept it, but I don't accept it, Big Brother Bai will come back one day.
Crowd: Becky, Becky!
Tong: From now on, if I see you guys bullying people again, don't blame me for turning my face!
The crowd dispersed, leaving Lao Xie behind
Xie: Oh, such a good girl, if she snatches it back to be Mrs. Zhuzhai, this trip will not be in vain.
(Backyard, day, Guo, Lu, Zui, Bei, Xie)
Xiao Guo was fetching water from the well, and Xiao Bei ran in from outside the door
Bei: Sister Xiao Guo, Sister Xiao Guo, I have come up with another ruthless move.
Guo: (wiping sweat) Forget it, Xiaobei, your sister-in-law has spoken, and besides, people are not bad people, it is not easy to come out and mix, leave a way for people to live.
MB: Do you know what happened to the traitor?
Guo: The shopkeeper (scared so that Xiaobei turned his head to look, Xiao Guo slipped back to the house)
Bei: Guo Furong, you wait for me! (Xiucai Jin) Hey, (greasy and crooked) Xiucai GG......
Lu: Xiaobei MM, you can spare me, I can't carry it on my shoulders, (Xiaobei's face slowly sank) I really can't bear the heavy responsibility you entrusted. (Running into the house)
Bei: Hey, hey, Lu Xiucai, I haven't finished talking yet!(Xiucai runs into the house and closes the door) Hey, hey, open the door, Lu Xiucai!(Big mouth opens the door, squeezes out of the crack in the door) Uncle Big Mouth......
Mouth: Hey, hey, hey, just patronizing and tossing, I haven't bought the food yet. (Carrying a basket out of the house)
Bei: Hey, hey, what's going on, it's boring. (Lao Xie out)
Xie: What's going on, little sister?
Bei: Go away, I don't have anything to say to you.
Tse: (with a smile on his face) How old are you this year?
Bei: You can't hear me talking, go away!
Xie: You are not very old, and your temper is not small, you, if you continue like this, you will definitely become a bandit.
Bei: You've just become a bandit, your whole family is a bandit!
Xie: That's right, little sister, our whole family is a bandit, and I came out this time, just stepping on the point. (Xiaobei disdainfully) is almost stepped on, turned around and looted you, and sold you to the mountains as a child daughter-in-law.
Bei: Don't tease you, you think I'm really a child? Please, scare people in the future, can I get some real stuff out?
Xie: (Rolling up his sleeves, a green dragon tattoo) This and this......
Bei: Cut, layman...... (I don't think it's right, look at the tattoo carefully, and take a few steps back in fright)
Xie: There's still a chest, do you want to look at it? Look, look......
Bei: (runs away) Sister-in-law save me, bandit!
(Lobby, Day, Tong, Guo, Bei, Xie)
Continuing the scene just now, Xiaobei ran into the house in a panic
Bey: Bandits, on their arms, on their chests, bandits...... (Outside the door, Lao Xie is wiping off the tattoo)
Tong: Speak slowly, speak slowly, who do you say is a thief?
Bei: Xinxin...... The new one...... (Old Xie Jin) is him!
Tong: Xiaobei?
Bei: I didn't lie to you, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you look at his arm, a big dragon, so old and green......
Tse: What?
MB: That's right!
Tse: Tattoos?
MB: That's right!
Tse: On your arm?
Bey: yes!
Tse: (pulls up the left sleeve) No.
Bey: That's it!
Tse: (lifts the right sleeve) Not either.
Guo: (learning Lao Xie's accent) Flew away?
Bei: (anxious) I saw that!
Tong: Mo Xiaobei!
Bey: Wait, unwrap your clothes!
Xie: Well, it's not appropriate, in broad daylight.
Bei: Sister-in-law, he still has it on his chest.
Tse: No!
Bey: Untie it!
Xie: I don't understand......
Bey: Untie it!
Xie: Zhong, (untie the placket, Xiao Guo scares away) No.
Tong: Well, are you satisfied now?
Bei: (aggrieved) God, I saw it clearly! There are tattoos, a black green one, a big dragon...... You don't believe me! Wait, I won't let you succeed! (When you go out) you don't believe me......
Tong: I'm sorry, this child is like this, just wait for you to get acquainted with her in the future.
Xie: It's okay, it's okay, kid, I was like this when I was a child, the shopkeeper, I worked. Little sister, I see how you stand in my way.
(Lobby, Night, Guo, Lu, Mouth, Bei, Liu, Xie)
Everyone waited listlessly in the room, and Xiaobei looked out the door
Bei: Come on, come on, ears pricked up, listen carefully, don't drop a word, hide quickly, hurry up, hide in the kitchen, listen carefully!
Everyone rushed out, Xiaobei sat down as if nothing was right, and Lao Xie entered from outside the door
Bei: Xie Da GG, you're back.
Tse: It's back, it's back. You haven't slept so late, what's wrong with you?
Bei: It's okay, I just want to ask, what's going on with that tattoo?
Xie: What kind of tattoos?
Bei: It's the one you showed me during the day, and it was there, but it wasn't there. How did you get it?
Xie: (whispering) Well, it's not actually a tattoo, I drew it myself, and I washed it off. (loudly) What a tattoo, no tattoos.
Bei: (laughs) So, when are you going to do it?
Xie: What are you doing?
MB: Hey, didn't you say you're going to ransack our store?
Xie: Bah, don't you dare to talk nonsense, this is going to kill your head! Don't dare to talk nonsense.
Bei: Don't worry, don't worry, now, it's just you and me, no one.
Xie: Ah, I know, you don't like me, but you can't cheat me like this, I can't afford such a big crime. You're okay, you'll go to sleep if you're fine, let's go, let's go, I'll be ...... tomorrow
Bey: Don't sleep, you have to repeat what you told me during the day!
Xie: Oh, little sister......
MB: Repeat!
Xie: Okay, Zhongzhongzhong, I'm a thief, I want to loot you and rob you to the mountains as that child daughter-in-law, are you satisfied, right?
Bei: (clapping) Zhongzhongzhong! Come out, come out! Ouch hahaha, you hear it, right?
Crowd: (listless) I hear you. (beckoning to Lao Xie) Hi ——!
Bei: Are you still having a good time with him? Arrest him, hurry up!
Guo: Please, we're not catching people quickly, let's find Xiaoliu for arresting people, Xiaobei is good, let's sleep first. Sleep, old Xie.
Xie: Okay......
Bei: (anxious) I don't sleep, let the bandits not be caught, do you still want to live?
Lu: Xiaobei, Xiaobei, let us go, spare us. Don't catch a cold.
Mouth: Xiaobei, it's all going to be, if you toss it again, I'm going to work tomorrow, right, okay, let's sleep. Don't be like a child, see you later, see you later.
Tse: Eh, see you later.
Bei: Laugh, laugh at you!(Throwing his arm and slamming on the table) I'm!
(Go to West Street)
The four thieves are all armed and ready to move
Thief A: Brothers, are you ready? (The thieves nod)
(Transfer back to the lobby)
Old Xie proudly ...... from the bed Or climb down on the table
Xie: Little sister, you don't sleep so late?
Bei: I can sleep when I like, you can take care of it?
Xie: Hey, look at you, (Xiaobei pours water) full, full, I admire your courage, it's a pity, there is no chance. In your shop, the only one who knows martial arts is that Xiao Guo, it's a pity, I gave her sweat medicine, and I slept until dawn.
Bei: You are talking nonsense, Sister Xiao Guo is an old Jianghu, she, how could she fall for your tricks?
Xie: You still don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you shout and try it? If you don't shout, will you? (Stand up) Shu Shushu, Fen Fen Fen, close the net——! (there is no movement outside the door) Are these turtle grandchildren disobedient? (to the door) Shu Shushu, Fen Fen Fen...... Why are you here?
Xiao Liu came in aggressively, and Xiao Bei hid behind Xiao Liu
Six: Are you calling me, friend from the mountains?
Tse: (fearing) I didn't call you......
Six: Didn't call me?
Bei: Xiaoliu, I'll help you beat him!(Lifting the stool, but slapping Xiaoliu over) I'm sorry......
Six: It's okay, it's hard to catch a mouse, I haven't played enough myself, come by myself!
Xie: What do you want to do? Brother, let me tell you, don't blame me for not reminding you, my brother, it's all rolled on the tip of the knife, I'll give you two choices now, one, obediently give way, I can consider letting you live......;
Six: Don't talk about it, I'll choose one.
Bei: Hey, Little Liu!
Six: Don't talk yet, get out of the way. Go and call your brothers now, go, but if anyone answers, I'll cut off my head and kick it for you. (Lao Xie ran out of the door) I'll go with you!
(West Street, Night, Double, Bei, Six, Xie, Four Thieves)
Lao Xie ran out of the door and found the four thieves motionless, and Wushuang was watching from the side
Xie: Yikes!
Bei: Wow, wow, hey, hey, can't even move! There are so many people, and they haven't beaten a single one, my sister, you are really my Super Star! (Wushuang laughs) Dude, do you dare to be a bandit after such a poor martial arts? (provocative patting Lao Xie) It's too self-conscious, ah?
Xie: I'm ...... (Turning around, I almost hit Xiao Liudao) ......
Bei: But then again, Sister Wushuang, you're really good!
Double: Hey, hey, hey...... I didn't do it, they were like this when I came.
Six: Hey, hey, (Lao Xie shuddered with fright) What are you afraid of this knife handle?
Xie: How do you know I'm a bandit?
Six: Hmph, you don't care about it, give you two choices, first, obediently tie your hands and catch ......
Xie: I'll choose two! (to make it bad)
Shuang: (Jumping from behind) Sunflower Point Acuman! (Biu Biu Lao Xie froze)
Six: Good Wushuang, bring it back to the Yamen for trial.
BP: Wait, wait...... How do you know they're bandits?
Six: Wire report.
MB: Whose tipping?
Six: How do I know where to go, as soon as I go back to the yamen, (take out a note) This report letter was nailed to the wall.
MB: I'll take a look...... This seems to be Big Brother Bai's handwriting.
Shuang: No way, my brother's handwriting is so ugly.
MB: This is what he wrote with his left hand, and I've seen it. You can rest assured, it must be him. Otherwise, how would those bandits be stopped?
Six: In other words, Lao Bai has never left?
Bei: (shouting around) Big Brother Bai, Big Brother Bai, Brother Bai, are you there? I'm Xiaobei, I want to kill you! Big Brother Bai, Big Brother Bai! (A black shadow flashes at the corner of the street) Big Brother Bai, I'm here for you!
(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Shuang, Bei, Liu)
The shopkeeper, Wushuang and Xiao Liu were standing around the counter, Xiao Liu was blowing, and the shopkeeper's big eyes were staring
Tong: Bandits?
Six: Fortunately, I arrived in time, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable.
Bey: Hey...... It should be said that Big Brother Bai reported in a timely manner. Otherwise, what's the matter with you?
Tong: Big Brother Bai? (realizing that he lost his temper) When did he report it?
Double: Does this have anything to do with you?
Tong: Why doesn't it matter? Anyway, I'm also a victim.
Six: Okay, you can go with my yamen later, make a record, and see who it is by the way.
Tong: Who's that?
Six: Your new recruit runs to see if he is a criminal suspect.
Double: After reading it, let's take a look at who it is.
Tong: Who's that?
Shuang: Other suspects, otherwise who else could there be?
Tong: Can you two not gasp for breath when you talk?
Double: We're going to suffocate if we don't gasp.
Six: Shopkeeper Tong, after this incident, you have to have a long memory, and then recruit those who run away from the hall in the future, check the bottom carefully, and next time this kind of thing happens, I won't have time to save you.
Tong: I've counted, thank you, it's a big deal that I won't recruit people in the future.
MB: (Hi) That's what you said?
Tong: I said that.
Little Belle, Lao Bai poked his head in from the outside wearing a dress that he had never usually worn
Bai: (in a Zhejiang accent) Do you want to run the hall here?
Guo: I'm sorry, we'...... (Recognized as Lao Bai) Hahahaha, we're recruiting!
Tong: Xiao Guo?
Guo: (Hi) Shopkeeper, come and see for yourself, hurry up, hurry up!(The shopkeeper looks up, stunned)
Bai: Do you want to run away from the hall?
The shopkeeper rushed over in a daze, pushing Xiao Liu to his head, and Xiao Guo kept giggling beside him
Bai: This is the shopkeeper? Ouch, you're so imposing. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Wang, King of Grass......
Guo: Caotou's surname is Huang, big brother. (Pulling the old white arm)
WHITE: Southerners. (Pushing Xiao Guo's hand away) pay attention, pay attention. Southerners, the Yellow King is not divided, this yellow is the yellow of the soybean bean, (while saying and walking inside) The bean is the capital of the soybean bean, and my name is connected to the yellow bean. (Xiao Guo hugged Xiaobei and smiled)
Lao Bai picked up the bowl to drink water, and suddenly realized that he couldn't do this now, so he put it down again, and the shopkeeper looked at Lao Bai, with no expression on his face
Intermission: Nocturnal Journey.
Big Mouth took a big knife and scared Xiaoliu into begging for mercy, it turned out to be YY, and he was beaten away by Xiaoliu with a cigarette pouch
(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Shuang, Bei, Liu)
Lao Bai looked at everyone cautiously, and everyone had different expressions
Six: What about Lao Bai, are you okay? (touching Lao Bai's head, pulled away by Wushuang) Why are you dragging me, do you have something to say.
Double: Murderous aura to the sky, be careful of accidental injury, let's go, don't make trouble for others!(Drag Xiaoliu out of the door, Lao Bai pretends to wonder)
Tong: (to Xiao Guo) Go and pour wine for the guests. (To Lao Bai) the king was born.
Bai: That's right!
Tong: Where did you come from?
Bai: Songjiang, Songjiang, is the Songhua River, Jiang, is the Songhua River, but not the Songhua River in the Northeast, it is the Songjiang River in Songjiang Prefecture.
Guo: Hey, can you just say Songjiang Mansion?
Bai: It's a small place, I'm afraid you don't know. By the way, do you have any special requirements for recruiting people here?
Tong: Yes, anyone but you can do it. (Becky gas)
Bai: Why? What are my shortcomings, you can say, I can change it, I have a good temper.
Tong: The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change.
Bai: Nature? Do you know my nature?
Tong: Mr. Bai, ah no, Mr. Caotou Huang, do you think this is interesting?
Bei: I think it's quite together, take care of her, let's go, she doesn't want you, I want you, let's go!
White: Hey...... Where are you taking me?
Bei: Wandering the world! This kind of ruthless and unrighteous broken place, I can't stay for a day, go! (dragging Lao Bai and running out)
White: Hey...... You make it clear, I finally found this place, and I am not familiar with life......
The shopkeeper looked at Xiao Guo as if asking for help, but Xiao Guo pretended not to see
Tong: Okay! (Lao Bai and Xiaobei jump back again) You can stay. (Lao Bai and Xiao Bei smiled) but there was no salary.
Bai: What am I doing here without pay? Isn't this a waste of my youth? (Out of the house)
Bei: (dragging) Don't go, don't go, who said that there is no salary, I have 50 yuan of pocket money every month, all for you.
Bai: Fifty Wen? Ouch, I can't even afford a decent pair of shoes. (Going again)
Guo: (dragging back Lao Bai) Love or not, don't pull it down, Xiaobei, go back to the house, do your homework. Don't worry, your sister-in-law won't let him go.
Tong: How about it, 50 wen a month, including food and shelter, just do it, and don't do it.
Bai: I'll do the math...... (Jumping to the counter, dialing the abacus) Hey, okay, (the shopkeeper's face is a little cloudy) But I have a request, I only work eight hours a day, if the excess part of the salary has to be calculated separately, (Xiao Guo sneered) Ten wen per hour, twenty wen after the third watch, double the salary on holidays, if at the end of the year, I am even happier if there is a double salary.
Tong: Just do as you say, come here, and show you where you live.
Bai: Okay, okay.
(Backyard, day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Bei)
The shopkeeper took Lao Bai to the place where he usually dried things
Tong: This place is warm in winter and cool in summer, ventilated and breathable, (Lao Bai choked and coughed) thirsty, there is a well next to it, hungry, the door is the kitchen, cold, there is firewood over there, it is hot, lie down in the yard, and the wind is swishing through the hall. The best part is that when you open your eyes at night, you can see the stars. How's it going?
Bai: The shopkeeper, that's good, but I'm just a little afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants.
Tong: Young people, life cannot be perfect, there are shortcomings to have the motivation to improve, work hard. If it weren't for Xiaobei's face, I wouldn't have taken you in, I hope you will behave yourself.
Lao Bai reluctantly began to pack his things, and Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei came out of the house
Guo: Hi hi...... You're really going to sleep here?
Bai: This is the arrangement of the shopkeeper, where can you sleep if you don't sleep here?
Guo: Squeeze with the big mouth, or the old place, or open a spare room for you?
Bai: Wait, wait, who's Big Mouth? What is the old place? (Xiao Guo made a "go see" gesture to Xiao Bei)
Bey: Wait a minute...... Brother Bai, don't worry, my sister-in-law has left, say it.
Bai: Your sister-in-law?
Bey: Ah!
Bai: Who is your sister-in-law?
Guo: Hey, hey, hey, it's almost there, I'm busy, I don't have time to play with you.
Bai: What do you mean? This girl is so strange, why can't I understand a word of what you say?
Bei: (whispering) Sister Guo, is Big Brother Bai amnesia?
Guo: Don't worry, he's not having amnesia, he's having water in the cerebral cortex!
Bai: I understand what you say, you are scolding me! (angry) This girl, let me tell you, although I have just arrived, but I am also dignified, let me tell you, the dog can jump the wall when it is in a hurry, of course, the dog I am talking about is not me.
Guo: Hey, stop, can you change the accent first, I sound awkward.
Bai: What do you want to change your accent, I don't know how to speak official Chinese, and I don't want to learn it. Although Songjiang is a small place, it has beautiful scenery, you can discriminate against me, but you can't discriminate against my hometown! I seem to be a very talkative person, but I have a temper, it is amazing, it is amazing, you know!
Guo: (learning Lao Bai's accent) It doesn't matter, you can play casually! (return to normal) See how long you can play, don't come to us if you can't hold on to it, let's go. (Holding Xiaobei and leaving in a huff)
(Lobby, Day, Tong, White, Double, Six)
Lao Bai sat at the door bored, and the shopkeeper went downstairs
Bai: Shopkeeper, what do you have to say?
Tong: I don't dare to take the order, but there is one suggestion, I will pay you for the salary, but I don't want you to sit here and be idle. Come on, come on, put the towel on, and do your job.
Bai: Shopkeeper, what exactly does my job mean?
Tong: I haven't done it before, but I've seen it all the time.
Bai: Yes, yes, there are a lot of restaurants in Songjiang.
Tong: Then let's run.
White: (stupidly running around the table) One-two-one, one-two-one......
Tong: Stop, what are you doing here?
Bai: Shopkeeper, didn't you let me run?
Tong: Hmph, you want to play, don't you? I will never stop you, do you want to be a cheerleader?
Bai: (aggrieved) Shopkeeper, I don't understand a word of what you say.
Tong: If you don't understand it, it means that you haven't played crazy enough. You're going out now.
WHITE: And then?
Tong: From here, run to East Street, buy a baked cake and run back.
Bai: We don't have any pancakes in the store, do we?
Tong: I'm here to train you, and the most important thing you need to run the hall is your foot strength. I'll count to thirty, and don't think about dinner until you come back. Get ready, ready, one, two, three!(Lao Bai rushed out, almost knocking Xiao Liu and Wushuang who had just entered the door)
Six: Why is Lao Bai in such a hurry?
Tong: He wants to play with me, and I will accompany him to the end.
Shuang: Shopkeeper, this person is back, so you don't want to play anymore, right?
Tong: I'm sorry, he made the move first, how could I not accept it?
Shuang: You take a break first, and I'll talk to him first.
Tong: Wushuang, I know you also mean well, but I'm ...... with him (Lao Bai jumped back again)
Bai: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper! I forgot, you didn't give me money!
Tong: Oh...... (Take out a few coppers from the piggy bank and give them to Lao Bai, who runs out again)
Double: Shopkeeper, how long are you going to toss?
Tong: It's not me, it's him, I'll accompany him whenever he wants to play, and see who can spend whom.
Background music, Allegro "Jianghu", Lao Bai was called by the shopkeeper to run around, and in the end, Wushuang and Xiaoliu were impatient, and Lao Bai was still running one trip after another
Bai: (Exhausted) Shopkeeper, the mirror has been bought, what else do you have to say?
Tong: Good job, sit down and have a cup of tea.
WHITE: Thank you, shopkeeper.
Tong: After drinking tea, I will go to Eighteen Mile Shop.
Bai: Puff - cough cough cough (Wushuang pats in the back) shopkeeper, you seem to be a little ruthless.
Shuang: Shopkeeper, is it interesting for you to abuse people like this? (hands on Lao Bai's shoulders)
Tong: Yo, my buddy, what do I want to do, does it have anything to do with you?
Bai: (pushes Wushuang's hand away) Yo, pay attention, pay attention......
Double: The shopkeeper, people's hearts are all flesh and blood.
Tong: That's you, my heart is iron. What are you doing in a daze, you don't want to have dinner?
Bai: I wanted to have dinner, but you didn't tell me what else to buy.
Tong: Don't buy anything this time, help me carry a message, go to the eighteen-mile shop to find Xing Zhutou, and tell him, people want to kill him, ah.
Bai: Okay, okay.
Six: By the way, I also want to kill him. (Despised by everyone) Hmm...... I'll go back and do it myself.
Bai: Then I'll go, Xing Zhutou's surname is Xing, right?
Tong: That's right, you just told him that I had prepared my daughter red and waited for him day and night. (Give the letter to Lao Bai) come, give this to him.
Shuang: (snatches the letter and tears it up) What are you carrying it? Senior brother, you come out, come out!
Bai: Hey, this little girl, what's the matter with you?
Wushuang dragged Lao Bai to the street, Xiao Liu chased him out, and the shopkeeper also stood at the door to watch
Shuang: Wake up, brother, she's not the same person she used to be.
Bai: Who? What did you call me just now?
Six: Senior brother, didn't you have good ears before? (glared at by Wushuang) You talk, you talk......
Shuang: These days, you have suffered so much, who has cared about you, who has worried about you, who has felt sorry for you?
Six: Me! (glared at by Wushuang again) and everyone, except for her. (Refers to the shopkeeper)
Shuang: After going through so many things, can't you see which one is really true to you?
Bai: I'm sorry, I don't understand a word of what you're saying.
Shuang: Okay, let's go, let's go. (Dragging Lao Bai to leave)
Tong: Stop, my man, why are you taking him away?
Shuang: (Lao Bai wants to speak, but is stopped by Wushuang) Your family? Then let me ask, did he sign the deed of sale?
Six: Eh, you can't say that, one person is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, and you are an outsider who follows and mixes blindly?
Double: Housework?One is the younger sister of the childhood sweetheart.,The other is the old love of breaking off righteousness.,Which one?
Bai: I think of course it's my sister's kiss...... Of course, this is my own opinion.
Tong: Hmph, Miss Zhu, I don't see that you still have this hand.
Shuang: If you keep doing this, I still have two, three, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand hands waiting for you. (The two glare)
Bai: (whispering) The shopkeeper, people are fast, and we heroes don't suffer losses in front of us.
Tong: I'm not familiar with you, don't keep us old.
Shuang: Senior brother, you've talked about it, you still don't understand?
WHITE: I understand, I finally get it. You're wrong! So I don't understand what you're just saying. I look a lot like that senior brother of yours, right? What is his surname, what is his name, how old is he, what did he do before, and where is he now?
Tong: What do you want to write?
Bai: Didn't you ask me to send a message to Lao Xing? She tore off that piece of paper just now, so give me another one, okay?
Tong: No need, go and chop the firewood.
Bai: Okay.
(Backyard, Daytime, White, Lu, Mouth)
Lao Bai chopped wood, and Xiucai and Big Mouth slipped in like thieves
Mouth: You dead boy, do you know how to come back? (almost hitting his head on the axe) What are you doing, put the axe down!
Bai: Who are you?
Mouth: Okay, don't pretend, (snatched the axe) I heard Xiao Guo say, you said you will come back when you come back, what are you doing here.
Lu: Don't you understand? Lao Bai's voice is striking everywhere, right?
Bai: You recognize the wrong person, let me say it again, my surname is Huang, Huang Doudou...... (Xiucai and Big Mouth Laugh)
Mouth: Okay, okay, what do you love to have your surname? Let's be serious, what are you going to do next when you come back?
Bai: What's next? The next step is to work hard and wait for the salary to increase.
Mouth: I didn't ask you this, I mean your next step, you and the shopkeeper, huh?
Bai: I have a good relationship with the shopkeeper?
Lv: Right, right, let's have a good relationship, but what about after we have a good relationship?
Bai: After that, I'm waiting for the salary increase.
Mouth: (anxious) Why do you keep worrying about money?
Bai: I don't worry about money when I come out to work, what do I worry about?
Mouth: No, Lao Bai, you're bored, you said you could die if you made a real deal with our brothers?
Bai: I'm not your brother!
Mouth: No...... When I recognize the wrong person, I don't know you as a person, a person, a thing...... (huffing back to the house)
Bai: Oh, why is this person like this?
Lu: (whispering) It's okay, forgive him, I'll tell you, women have to be coaxed, you know?
Bai: Woman?
Lu: It's boring, it's hard, isn't it? The big mouth is not strict, you can't prevent him, you don't believe me?
Bai: (anxious) Why don't you believe me? I'm really not the person you know!
Lv: (Expression similar to TOM in "Urban Men and Women") Okay, okay, I don't have anything to say to you, Lao Bai, you are fighting alone, good luck, good luck. (Back to the house)
Bai: I don't know why......
(Male bed, day, Guo, Lu, mouth, Bei)
Everyone was sitting in the room, knocking melon seeds with big mouths, and Xiucai massaged Xiao Guo
Bei: Why do you think he's doing this? Obviously he's back, and he still pretends not to know us, it's my sister-in-law who provoked him, and it's not us who provoked him, why......
Lu: In my opinion, Bai Zhantang's trick is called a shipwreck.
Mouth: Oh, I said why did he keep picking up a broken axe? (Everyone is helpless)
Lv: What did I mean by the cauldron...... I told you that you don't understand.
Mouth: Yes, I don't understand, as far as you know, Xiaobei, let's go, let's ignore them.
Guo: Oh, where are you going?
Mouth: Talk to him, since you don't treat me as a brother, let's break off with him!
Guo: After the break-up, there was no follow-up?
Lu: Forget it, Lao Bai is so easy to change the skin, how can he easily take it off.
Mouth: Then you can't just go on like this, pretend you don't know?
Lu: Just pretend you don't know, you have a mantra for martial arts practice, which is called "come to the bridge and walk on the bridge, kick and kick the foot to eliminate it", right?
MB: Yes, yes, I will, you see. (Gesture) bridge to the bridge walk!
Guo: Xingxing...... Don't show off, you mean, you will plan and follow the vine to touch the melon? (Follow Xiucai's arm to Xiucai's head)
Lu: (puts his hand back on Xiao Guo's head) Well, just pretend not to know him, just don't know him, and then he must be in a hurry, as soon as he is in a hurry, as soon as he gets angry, he understands everything.
Crowd: Uh-yes, Sunflower Point Caveman!
Mouth: What's the fuss?
(Lobby, night, Tong, Bai, Guo, Lu, Zui, Bei)
At dinner time, Xiucai sat on the shopkeeper's seat, and Lao Bai ran into the house excitedly
Bai: Haha, that's great, it's time to eat. (Sitting down, Xiao Guo pulled a stool, and Lao Bai leaned on the ground)
Crowd: (provocative) Hey, hey, hahahahaha!
Guo: Who allowed you to sit down?
Bai: (gets up) How can you eat if you don't sit down to eat?
Mouth: New arrivals are not allowed to serve at the table, so they can only eat standing up.
MB: That's the rule of the point.
Bai: Okay, I'll eat it on the side.
Lv: Put down the dishes, put them down, there are rules in this store, and the newcomers can only eat, not vegetables.
Mouth: If you think it's light, you can mix it with soy sauce, it tastes delicious, haha. (Everyone laughs again)
Bai: (Northeast accent) Why don't you mix it?
Guo: (Northeast accent) Oh, the Northeast exit is out? Hahaha...... Aren't you called a southerner?
Bai: (Turning back to Zhejiang) I learned from him, no, no, I don't eat this meal!
Mouth: Ouch, are you still calling for it? (In front of Lao Bai, I practiced like sumo) There is a kind of killing me, killing me?
Everyone was making a fuss there, and the shopkeeper went downstairs
Tong: Li Dazui, what do you want to do?
Mouth: The shopkeeper came just in time, and you are preparing to educate him.
Guo: It's only been the first day that I have been here.
Lu: If this development continues, in less than a month, you will ride on our heads!
Bai: Shopkeeper, I'm not that kind of person, I'm a person......
MB: Very cunning, very insidious.
Bai: You don't know me, why do you say that?
Bei: Tong Yan Wuji, how's that, how is it?
Zhong: yes, how's that?
White: (angry) You......
Bei: (hiding behind the shopkeeper) Sister-in-law, he glared at me and scared me to death......
Tong: Okay, okay, don't toss, eat, eat. (Lao Bai didn't move) What are you doing standing?
Bai: (aggrieved) The newcomer is not allowed to be served, and he is not allowed to eat vegetables......
Tong: Who said that?
Bai: He said that he would not be allowed to serve the food! (referring to the big mouth) It was he who said not to be allowed to eat vegetables!
Mouth: No, shopkeeper, that's not what I meant......
Tong: You are doing a good job, the family has a family law, and the store has a store rule, so I will give you an extra three days of vacation this month, and Xiucai is too. As for you, don't stand all the time.
Bai: Thank you, shopkeeper. (To sit)
Tong: Squatting and eating saves effort. (Lao Bai squatted pitifully at the door, everyone laughed) Hurry up and eat, after eating, chop the remaining firewood, and then boil ten pots of boiling water.
Bai: What are you doing with boiling so much water? (Xiao Guo throws chopsticks) Not much, not much, so what do I do after boiling water?
Tong: Let it cool and boil, and then pour it back into the well.
Bai: Then what are you boiling water for?
Tong: Disinfection, don't think about sleeping if you can't finish it, and leave immediately if you don't want to do it. (Lao Bai gritted his teeth, Xiucai hid)
Bai: Okay, ten pots of boiling water, (sad and angry) I will burn, as long as I am paid enough overtime, it doesn't matter if I am a cow or a horse, I will burn it!
Tong: Eat, eat.
(Backyard, Night, Tong, White)
Lao Bai was pouring water into the well, and the shopkeeper came out of the house
Tong: Wait a minute, (stretching out your hand to test the temperature of the water), you dare to pour it into the well when it's so hot, don't you cut corners?
Bai: No, I've been hanging for half an hour.
Tong: Oh, that is to say, you haven't done anything for more than half an hour?
Bai: I did it, I was chopping wood.
Tong: Oh, after chopping so much firewood for half a day, you're still not a man, aren't you?
Bai: Shopkeeper, do you hate that person very much?
Tong: Who?
Bai: It's the guy who looks like me.
Tong: No, I don't hate him, and I don't hate him. It's just that he doesn't have feelings, no feelings. After he left, I didn't feel bad at all, I should go shopping, I should eat, and I didn't even shed a tear. Some people are a little disappointed when they hear this?
Bai: Shopkeeper, who are some of the people you are talking about?
Tong: It's Bai Zhantang who killed a thousand knives!
Bai: (startled) Oh, you still say you don't hate him, why do you scold him if you don't hate him?
Tong: Not only did I scold him, but I also beat him, pinched him, kicked him and bit him. (Talking and gesturing)
Bai: Hey, hey, hey, I'll tell you, you say, don't do it, okay? Although I'm your buddy, I didn't sign a deed of sale to you, you can't come nonsense, if you want to come here, I'm not polite to you, I'll go to the yamen to sue you.
Tong: Tell me, tell me to go! (Lao Bai walks out) Why are you going?
Bai: I'll sue you!
Tong: Stop, what are you doing?
(Lobby, Night, Tong, Bai, Guo, Lu, Zui, Shuang, Bei, Liu)
Continuing the scene just now, Lao Bai ran out, and the shopkeeper chased after him
Mouth: Hey, why are you going so late?
Bai: (referring to the shopkeeper) She's crazy, I didn't recruit her, I didn't provoke her, she wanted to strangle me.
Crowd: Huh?
Bai: Look at my arm, what kind of pinch does she look like? (pinched by the shopkeeper again) You still pinch?
Guo: Yes, you brought it on yourself. (Everyone stands in a row, making it even more self-isolated)
Lv: You know what it's like to fight alone, right......?
Bei: Big Brother Bai...... No, no, Brother Caotou, you just accept your fate, your arms can't twist your thighs.
Bai: If you can't screw it, I won't screw it, I won't stay in this broken place, I'm doing it for nothing today, don't you guys join forces to bully the weak, right, (angry) You will be punished sooner or later!
Mouth: You're still getting a lot of energy, aren't you?
White: Let go, let go!
Lao Bai opened the door to leave, and everyone went up to block it, and in the chaos, Lao Bai's head hit the door frame and collapsed on the ground
Tong: You're just getting started! (Fu Laobai) Zhantang, Zhantang, hurry up......
Bai: (pushes away the shopkeeper's hand) Oh, men and women don't kiss, what did you call me just now? How many times have I said it, my surname is Huang, Caotou Huang, Huang is the yellow of soybeans, (everyone is helpless) Beans are beans of soybeans, and they are connected to ......
Xiao Liu and Wushuang pushed the door in, their expressions heavy
Tong: What are you doing here?
Six: My master told me to talk to you and go to Eighteen Mile Pu immediately.
Tong: I don't have time, go back and tell your master that he wants to drink and let him come by himself.
Shuang: It's not Xing Zhutou, it's my senior brother who wants to see you.
Tong: If you want to see you, see you. (Putting his face in front of Lao Bai)
After a moment of silence, everyone realized that something was wrong
Tong: (pulls Lao Bai aside) Your senior brother?
Six: Shopkeeper Tong, Lao Bai burglarized and was caught in the eighteenth mile, (Lao Bai looked surprised) Listen to my master, immediately handcuffed and escorted back to the capital...... (Shopkeeper faints)
Public: the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper......
This time