Before the release of "Interstellar Blunt Tire", Shaw Brothers hyped up the appetite of fans, but after the release, people poured into the cinema and saw such a result.

If you are really bored and walk into the cinema, you can just watch a bad movie, but now the audience is fooled by the propaganda and goes with great enthusiasm.

However, Lao Tzu's pants are all off, you actually let me see this?

Almost all the audiences went in with anticipation, and then came out scolding, and word of mouth has plummeted three days after the release.

Even many media directly pointed the finger at Shaw Brothers and directly attacked: If you want to say that the production cost of this film is more than 10 million, then I will eat in front of everyone, before the release, Ms. Fang Menghua said that the cabin of the alien airship alone cost 1 million, you believe it yourself, I don't believe it.

I don't know if "Interstellar Blunt Tire" cost 10 million outsiders, but everyone who watched the movie was quite unhappy, feeling like they had been deceived, and they were very aggrieved.

In the midst of the decline, the latest issue of "Ming Pao" was also released, compared with those direct and rude criticisms, Zhang Xiaoye's film reviews are simply a clear stream.

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The movie "Interstellar Blunt Tire" is like a snowy mountain, many people say that those who climb the mountain are fools, but there are still people who think that they can conquer it.

As a result, as soon as they reached the foot of the mountain, a group of people fled, gritted their teeth and insisted on being killed by lightning halfway up the mountain, and finally someone thought that they had reached the top of the mountain, gasping for breath and asking for oxygen masks, but they were desperate to find that there were countless mountains to climb behind.

If you don't understand this implicit metaphor, I can tell you unmistakably that "Interstellar Blunt Fetus" is a bad movie, and it is so bad that it can be called a wonderful flower in the bad movie world.

The film has a crude parody, a spoof of martial arts, a gang/gang detective, an inspirational legend, a political satire, and a social status quo.

The film's super lineup continues from the front of the stage to behind the scenes, with the representative directors of the New Wave movement, the most famous martial arts instructors in the industry, the famous screenwriters, the most beautiful Miss Xiangjiang in history, and the music directors all in battle.

Such a lineup must have aroused great curiosity in the audience, how exactly did they mess things up, if you are young enough and your heart is strong enough, you can go to the cinema to test the feeling of being overpowered.

The only merit of the whole movie is to tell all ordinary-looking audiences that as long as you work hard, you can also counterattack and get the favor of beautiful women.

The only highlight shot is only the scene where Honggu imitates Marilyn Monroe revealing her underwear, and I have to admit that this shot is really good, even if it is just a rough imitation, it makes me react.

Slightly stiff, showing respect.

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If you want to talk about film reviews, of course, you have to count "The Tenth Screening Room", Zhang Xiaoye suddenly found that changing "Interstellar Blunt Tire" casually matched this film review, and copied it in his column without hesitation.

As a result, because of this film review, this issue of "Ming Pao" was sold out three hours earlier than in the past, and by the time some people who realized it reacted later, the newspaper was already out of stock.

Poisonous tongue, sharp, full of banter, people who watched the movie and didn't laugh laughed after watching the movie, especially those who watched the movie, and had a great sense of identity with this film review.

Many people have said that Zhang Xiaoye's film reviews are much more exciting than the movie itself, and many people are surprised to find that the original film reviews can be written like this.

"High, really high. "Compared to their comments, they were too boring to read at all, and they were thrown out more than ten streets.

Those young people who insisted on buying "Ming Pao" because of Zhang Xiaoye were even more excited, this is still his usual style, he is reasonable, and he always has a hooligan atmosphere while playing tricks, and others want to imitate but can't.

Originally, people blindly criticized and judged "Interstellar Blunt Fetus", but as soon as Zhang Xiaoye's film review was published, this kind of scope of looking at the big treachery suddenly became a mockery of play.

Fans are no longer indignant, and it seems that the haze brought by the movie has also been swept away.

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"Interstellar Blunt Tire" has been released, and "Five Lucky Stars" is about to be completed, when Zhang Xiaoye came to the set whistling, everyone looked strange when they greeted him.

"Brother Sanmao, what's the situation?" Zhang Xiaoye was confused, and asked Hong Jingbao directly.

Hong Jingbao looked at him with sympathy, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you ask for more blessings, my brother can't help you." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Chuhong's voice clenching his back molars could already be heard not far away, "Zhang Xiaoye, I'm not done with you." ”

Turning her head to look, Zhong Chuhong's eyes were round, the "Ming Pao" in her hand was caught in a ball, she was still wearing a costume, and rushed over directly with her skirt.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Xiaoye ran away, but Zhong Chuhong, who was furious, broke out into the small universe and chased him to the corner of the warehouse on the set, and blocking him was a violent beating.

"You rascal, I'll make you slightly stiff to show respect. ”

"There are so many bad movies in the cinema, who are you scolding for not being good, you have to stare at me?"

"Isn't it slippery? Can you speak well? I let you laugh at me, let you laugh at me......"

The indignant Zhong Chuhong scolded and beat at the same time, Zhang Xiaoye leaned on the sandbag with his hands on his head, and explained while begging for mercy: "It's because you played it, that's why I went to watch this movie, although there are other bad movies, but I haven't seen it, of course I can't write it." ”

"Are you still reasonable?" Zhong Chuhong was still angry, and pinched and twisted Zhang Xiaoye's body desperately.

"But the big-chested idiot character you played in the film is really ridiculous, and I really can't help but laugh when I think of the way you usually look at the role. ”

"And the panty exposure scene is really tempting, I'm telling the truth, I did get a little harder. ”

"You still say. Zhong Chuhong pinched harder.

Zhang Xiaoye participated in the loud voice, and said: "Stop, it hurts, can't I be wrong?" I'm going to fight back if you're like this, don't hang me, it's all you compared to me, look at my milk dragon gripper......"

"Ah, you rascal......"

Standing far away, Wu Yaohan looked at Zhong Chuhong's back ravaging Zhang Xiaoye, shook his head with his hands on his hips, and sighed: "Young man, why bother with Shan Chu if you know this." ”

"I don't know how many people in the crew like Zhang Xiaoye are envious, if it weren't for Ah Long's absence, he would also be one of them. Hong Jingbao said and picked up a copy of "Ming Pao", and then said: "But don't say it, this movie review is really sharp, it seems that if you have to make a bad movie in the future, you have to invite him to dinner first." ”